00:00Go inside and I'll show you the rest of me for Ezzie.
00:03She's the one who wants to get well soon.
00:06Come on, cowboy!
00:12Ta-da!
00:13Whoa! Straight from the catwalk of Hotton
00:17in the latest designer's shirt.
00:19Work it, Padster, work it!
00:21Oh, you look fantastic.
00:23Really? No. You look like an hanging basket.
00:26No, he doesn't. He looks dead tender.
00:27How do I?
00:30Always take it back, you know, if you don't like it.
00:31No, don't you have to love it? I feel like a million dollars.
00:34That's what I'd want paying to wear it.
00:36Sip it, Gobble!
00:37I'm telling it how it is. Sue me.
00:39Take it from me. You look dead sexy.
00:42Really?
00:43Definitely.
00:45Whoa! Sun in the room.
00:47About to throw up.
00:48See you later.
00:49Yeah, Hubert. Just you and me. Quiet night in.
00:56Whoa!
00:57Right, you. You're gonna be nice to him today, even if I end up killing you.
01:00I want a banner.
01:02Happy 40th Paddy by this evening. You got me?
01:04I've got work.
01:05That's P-A-D-D-Y, just in case you're struggling.
01:15Hey! Where's my banner?
01:17It's drying out.
01:18Fetch!
01:27Thought you were having a drink with Marlon.
01:28Yeah, I am. I'm going in a minute. Why?
01:31No reason.
01:38Oi, oi!
01:40Welcome to collect the pensioner.
01:43Oi, how's it going?
01:45It can't be as bad as that.
01:47Oh, it is.
01:48TJ could do better.
01:49I'm definitely not reading it out tonight.
01:52I think I'm trying too hard.
01:54I'm trying to force the moment, but...
01:57When the time's right, the words will just come to me.
02:01Everything will fit into place, but not known.
02:07Final answer?
02:08Final answer.
02:10Come on.
02:12Are you sure you're not just bricking it because you don't want Aaron as a stepson?
02:15Who won't you?
02:16Ha-ha!
02:21Yeah.
02:23Ha-ha!
02:26Ha-ha-ha!
02:27Ha ha!
02:27Ha-ha!
02:28Ha-ha-ha!
02:29Ha-ha-ha!
02:38Yeah.
02:39Very, very, very, very titch mask.
02:41I like that one.
02:42Oh, Mandy had one like that once.
02:43It's probably the same one.
02:45Oh, yeah, I was ready with a big girl's wife.
02:48It's like a big pansy.
02:55As we all know, there's no one quite like the pads there.
03:00Yeah.
03:02He's, um, he's kind and he's cute.
03:06But, uh, most of all, he's a gentleman.
03:10A gentle man in every sense of that word.
03:14So here's to the man, my man, Patrick Sedrick Kirk.
03:22Cedrick?
03:23What kind of a name is Cedrick?
03:24Patrick Sedrick Kirk!
03:27Yay!
03:29Oh, erm, I'm genuinely touched.
03:35I'd especially like to thank Chas just for going out with him.
03:41Well, obviously, yeah.
03:44I've never had a surprise for my birthday before ever.
03:48Apart from when my mum bought me a loan for one year for some reason.
03:52I was 15!
03:55You're all laughing.
03:58Seriously, Chas, you've made my day and my month and my year and I feel like a new man.
04:05I only hope you don't feel like a new man.
04:09Oh!
04:09Oh!
04:10That's good.
04:11That's good.
04:12And you stay with me.
04:14Oh!
04:18So thank you, thank you!
04:19Yay!
04:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
04:23Whoa, Cedrick!
04:25You forgot your poem.
04:26Listen to this, you've got to hear this, listen.
04:28Give me that.
04:30I'll read the end bit, listen.
04:32Oh, chastity, sweet chastity, you've really made my life.
04:37Give it back.
04:38Oh, chastity, sweet chastity, please say you'll be my wife.
04:47Is this a wind-up?
04:49Oh, chastity, sweet chastity.
04:51Without you, I'm nothing.
04:54All right, that's it.
04:55Paddy?
04:55No, no, no, no, no, no!
04:56Paddy!
04:57Get off!
04:58You pathetic excuse for a human being!
05:02What have I ever done to you, eh?
05:03Tell me that!
05:05Apart from defend you when everybody else said you were nothing!
05:09Well, you're not nothing, because you're a nasty, evil, self-centered waste of space!
05:15Paddy!
05:16Pinnacle's only messing!
05:17You make me look a complete fool in front of all me mates!
05:21It's all right, because you're only messing!
05:23You steal from me!
05:25You lie!
05:26And you fight!
05:28But you're only messing!
05:31Oh, well done!
05:34Because it looks like you've just ruined the only thing that ever meant anything to me!
05:45It was!
05:46It was!
05:47Really messing!
05:48What are you getting done?!
05:49I got the first one!
05:49You're getting done it!
05:49You're getting done it!
05:50You've got the first two, that's fine!
05:50You're getting done it!
05:50I'm going to play this game!
