00:06You lot are having an early lunch?
00:07Mr Pollard sent us home.
00:09Again?
00:11Precisely.
00:11We only worked 20 hours last week.
00:13What about you, Lexi?
00:15Your management.
00:15No reason to skive.
00:17Go and get home.
00:18Why?
00:18Things to do.
00:20Hey, now we've got the afternoon off, we can help you move.
00:22No need, ladies.
00:23It's all in hand.
00:24But you can join us for lunch if you like.
00:26You can't afford lunch.
00:28Yeah, Lillian, you head, love.
00:31Good night, lad.
00:32You shouldn't be encouraging him.
00:34And you shouldn't be terrorising old-age pensioners.
00:38Old-age pensioners?
00:39I could teach you a trick or two, young lady.
00:42Sorry, I was just trying to stick up for you.
00:44Fancy a kick about?
00:46Nah, another time, maybe.
00:52Katie?
00:53Have you seen Andy?
00:55No, no, I've had stuff to sort of work this morning.
00:57I am going soon, though.
00:59Have you been in touch with Defery yet?
01:01No, not yet, no.
01:03Who knows?
01:03When I get there, he might have got himself together.
01:06You don't really believe that, do you?
01:09Look, I'll let you know where I'll get on, OK?
01:11All right.
01:12Thanks, Paddy.
01:12See you.
01:15Here, Paddy.
01:20Got to go in a bit.
01:24Paddy?
01:26Honestly.
01:31Maybe a mature lady with nice Yorkshire valves.
01:34Oh!
01:36That's stale, that.
01:37Yeah, we've taken a bite out of it.
01:38You have to pay for it now.
01:40Do you usually take this on?
01:41You only get an hour for me lunch?
01:42Well, you'll only get a clip round the ear hole if you're not careful.
01:45Like Brenda?
01:47One of my dreams.
01:48Well, it is only a farm shop.
01:50Dad, it's the farm shop.
01:52We need to employ people who can enhance the brand.
01:54What?
01:55And six pounds an hour?
01:56It's what the wiles want and what they want.
01:58It's our job to give them.
02:00Hey, do you think we should place the ad in Orson House?
02:05Yours, I believe.
02:07Who told you that?
02:08Paddy.
02:09Actually, I think it might be that.
02:11TJ's.
02:11You stole TJ's football?
02:13No, I found it by his front door.
02:15I don't appreciate having my car used for target practice.
02:18175 plus 80p for the bum.
02:21I told you, I'm not paying for a stale bum.
02:22But that's tantamount to stealing.
02:24This is no way to behave.
02:26What are you going to do?
02:27Tell God.
02:29I should be speaking to his mother.
02:36Stop right there.
02:37Right, what's he doing now?
02:38He's got a chocolate bar stuffed on his trousers.
02:40I've left 40p on the counter for you.
02:42My shop is not self-service.
02:44Excuse me?
02:45Is this why you've rung me?
02:46Because I'm a busy man.
02:47Well, I phoned you because he owes me for a sticky bun
02:50and Chas just seems to think it's a laughing matter.
02:52Are you still going on about that?
02:53Theft, he's theft.
02:55I really don't need this today.
02:56You think I do?
02:58Shut up.
02:59How much does he owe you?
03:0080p for the sticky bun and his 5p light on the chocolate bar.
03:04Keep the change.
03:05I think so too.
03:08Too soft you're all good, you.
03:10Oi!
03:11I've got enough problems without Brenda ringing me
03:13telling me that you're running amok around the village.
03:16I'm talking to you!
03:18Giving my wife birth if I were you.
03:20What?
03:21Not you and all.
03:22Has everyone in this claiming village got the hump today?
03:25Sponsored I, huh?