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opening post on Surf God's Revenge, and the last day is the one nobody mentions.

In EP 10 there is one day left on the deal, and Duke is still working as her assistant. Carrying things, holding the board, standing where he is told. Nobody offers a break, nobody says this is the last shift.

Think about that. He could end it tonight. One day early and the terms break. He does not, because the day after is hers to end, not his.

He could walk out of almost anything here, and he stays to hand someone a board.

✨ What worked for me:
- The show plays this as a normal working day. No score, no speech.
- He is still doing it after the humiliation, not before.

✨ Bottom line: he could leave at any moment. He stays to the last hour.

Would you take the last day back?

— K, karma is a dish best served on screen 🥂

#SurfGod, #Karma, #SelfGrowth, #SlowBurn, #ReelShort
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00:06There's an extra board here.
00:08It's a gift for you.
00:11A fish.
00:13This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
00:17Duke designed my board himself.
00:19You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
00:23Plus, this is a quick maple board.
00:26That's what Angela wants to see you on.
00:29Good point. Thank you.
00:31See you on the beach, boo.
00:37Catch any big ones?
00:38It was okay. Lots of close outs today.
00:41I made dinner for our anniversary.
00:44Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
00:47Sorry, I ate already.
00:55New board?
00:57Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
00:59A quick maple should build a board for you, like I did.
01:02This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
01:05It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
01:06Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
01:09He won gold.
01:10You don't even...
01:13Oh, my God.
01:29Thank you for saving my life, God of the island.
01:54Where's my surfboard?
01:57Looking for this?
01:58God of the island?
02:09Whoa there, big boy.
02:12Give me my board back, sea hag.
02:15Okay.
02:30My board.
02:32How did you do that?
02:33You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
02:36I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
02:40I'll never be as powerful as you, God of the island.
02:43But even you can't break my spell, unless you do something for me.
02:50Marry my daughter.
02:57I've seduced many sailors in my day.
03:03One had strong swimmers.
03:08But I'm immortal.
03:10If I marry your daughter, she'll age.
03:13I won't.
03:13It could never last.
03:15Five years.
03:17Look after her for five years.
03:20Help her find success.
03:22On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
03:25You can surf again.
03:27And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
03:34Okay.
03:37Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
03:44You tell me.
03:53You tell me.
04:16I can't believe she's marrying some sponger simp.
04:20I give it six months.
04:34We look so cute.
04:37I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
04:41Someone just commented, sponger in a stupid shirt.
04:45I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
04:48I don't.
04:49I don't.
04:51Spoiler alert.
04:52She did care.
04:53And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
04:56But I made a vow to stay with her for five years.
04:58And I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
05:02And it was very hard.
05:13Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
05:18And I've been her loyal supporters.
05:25In three days, I get my koa board back and I can surf again.
05:29But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
05:34She loves coconut water.
05:36Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
05:46Duke.
05:48Morning, sunshine.
05:50Don't sunshine me.
05:52You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
05:54That beach life, though, right?
05:56What were you even doing out there so early?
05:58Getting stoned?
06:00Something like that.
06:01Unbelievable.
06:02I need you on point today.
06:04I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple, might arrive early for the expo.
06:08Don't worry, babe.
06:10I got you.
06:21This is not the brand I like.
06:23It's not any brand.
06:25It's fresh.
06:27How hard is it to get the right brand?
06:30Did you forget because you were high?
06:32I'll get the kind you like next time.
06:41We were happy once, but the honeymoon is over.
06:58Oh, my God.
06:59That's her.
07:00Angela Lee, the single most important person in the world of surfing.
07:04No, that's the most important person in the world of surfing.
07:10That old guy?
07:11Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
07:12He's the real power.
07:14Started Quick Mapple as a surf shack in Malibu and grew it into the most important surf brand on Earth.
07:20Oh, no.
07:23Oh.
07:24I gotta go.
07:27Yes.
07:33No!
07:34No!
07:38Dad, no!
08:08He's here!
08:12Love you.
08:25Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
08:29Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
08:33Thank you for saving my life.
08:49You're the god of the island.
08:51Please, no one can know my identity.
08:53Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
08:56Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
09:00Anything.
09:04My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world, and her sponsor just went bankrupt.
09:10Angela!
09:15Your leg!
09:16It's completely healed!
09:19Did you do this?
09:20I wish I had healing powers.
09:23I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
09:27He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
09:30Well, thank you for helping.
09:32He needs our help, too.
09:34His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
09:37Wife?
09:37Don't worry.
09:38She's one hell of a surfer.
09:48Hey, Kaikua, remember Chad from high school?
09:52How could she forget?
09:53If he hadn't dumped her to move to L.A. and become an Olympic gold medal surfer, she wouldn't
09:57have settled for that burnout sponger duke.
10:04Chad was my past.
10:06Yeah, the one that got away.
10:09He was so hot and strong.
10:13God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
10:18He could turn every girl into a spinner.
10:20You guys!
10:22If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
10:28Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
10:32Hey, ladies.
10:35Kai, we should get going.
10:39Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
10:42Jealous much?
10:45I'm not ready to go yet.
10:47Did you forget?
10:48Forget what?
10:50We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
10:53The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
10:59I can't.
11:00Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
11:04Don't worry about that.
11:06You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
11:09What would you know about it?
11:14No way, bro.
11:15No way, bro.
11:15Is it really him?
11:16Oh, my God.
11:17His abs look hard as rocks.
11:19I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
11:30Chad?
11:33Hey, boo.
11:34I'm in town for the expo.
11:36We knew he'd be here.
11:38But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
11:43Bring it in for the real thing.
11:56Chad, can you sign my board?
11:58Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
12:01Duh.
12:02Of course I am.
12:04He's even hotter in person.
12:06She used to date him.
12:08Used to?
12:10How could you let a guy like that get away?
12:13So are we going to catch some waves or what, boo?
12:17I really think Angela should see me surf.
12:20And Chad is already sponsored by them,
12:21so it would help to see us together.
12:23For branding.
12:24You don't mind, right?
12:25No worries.
12:26We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
12:30Let's go.
12:40Look at them.
12:41They're perfect together.
12:42So amazing.
12:44Made for each other.
12:54So which one is your wife?
12:57The one on the board with Chad?
12:59Interesting.
13:00She's good.
13:01Really good.
13:02She's the best.
13:07You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
13:09Yeah?
13:10I can help you get a sponsorship, too.
13:12Thank you, Chad.
13:14But I can handle it.
13:15I'm a big girl.
13:21I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
13:23I know every single part of you and would love to get reacquainted.
13:28I just want to help.
13:29I just want to help, since your husband obviously can't.
13:33Oh, hey, dude.
13:34You must be Duke, the sponger who waxes Kai's board.
13:40I'm Kai's husband.
13:41I'm Kai's husband.
13:44Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
13:51Five years.
13:52For five years, I protected and loved you.
13:55But now I'm starting to see you never really loved me back.
14:02I caught your favorite fish myself.
14:06And you've been out all day with Chad.
14:11You're cold.
14:12I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
14:15Hey, don't sweat quick, Maple.
14:17I'm tight with Angela.
14:19I got your back like a bikini string.
14:22Thanks so much, Chad.
14:24It's the least I can do.
14:26You know, I never forgot you.
14:28Maybe I should stay on the island a while and get back in touch.
14:33I'm married.
14:35You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
14:37Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
14:42Duke's actually really sweet.
14:45Sweet?
14:46Yeah.
14:47He's a total simp.
14:48Dump him or don't.
14:51I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
15:01There's an extra board here.
15:03It's a gift for you.
15:06A fish.
15:08This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
15:12Duke designed my board himself.
15:14You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
15:18Plus, this is a quick maple board.
15:21That's what Angela wants to see you on.
15:24Good point.
15:27See you on the beach, boo.
15:32Catch any big ones?
15:33It was okay.
15:35Lots of close outs today.
15:36I made dinner.
15:37For our anniversary.
15:39Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
15:42Sorry.
15:43I ate already.
15:50New board?
15:52Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
15:54A quick maple should build a board for you.
15:56Like I did.
15:57This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
16:00It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
16:01Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
16:04He won gold.
16:05You don't even surf.
16:06I know the island's waves.
16:08I'll think about it.
16:09So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
16:11Are you sore?
16:12Do you want a massage?
16:21I am sore.
16:22I'm going to go in the hot tub.
16:24Want some company?
16:25No thanks.
16:26I'm not in the mood.
16:27Too sore.
16:48She said she wasn't in the mood, but she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me.
16:55Duke?
17:00You forgot your towel.
17:01Didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house.
17:12Aren't you going to say anything?
17:13What do you want me to say?
17:15Do you even care?
17:16Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
17:19I care.
17:20If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
17:23Why did you never learn to surf?
17:28I was the best surfer in the world, but your mom cursed me.
17:34What does that have to do with anything?
17:37Because it's weird.
17:38You're like obsessed with surfers.
17:42You make custom surfboards.
17:44You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
17:47But you can't even surf.
17:50That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
17:52So you can leech off me.
17:55That's why you didn't even react to me screwing that jet and calling it another man's name.
17:59Because you don't actually care about anything except using me to get closer to
18:03the glory you'll never have.
18:07You want me out of your life?
18:12Give it a few more days.
18:23Nah, bro, you're caking it on.
18:26You're going to glue her feet to the board.
18:28That's right for cold water like Malibu.
18:29On a warm break like ours, soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
18:33This sponger's lecturing a gold medal surfer on wax.
18:36Not on wax.
18:37On the water I live on.
18:43Being a townie who's never left the island isn't something to brag about, Duke.
18:51I hoped I'd find you here.
18:59She looked pretty good with you yesterday, Chad.
19:02Let's see how she looks on her own.
19:04Angela, that bikini...
19:05It's still being worn by your boss.
19:11There she goes.
19:19I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
19:22It's purling.
19:33See what your garbage waxing did, sponger?
19:36It wasn't the wax.
19:37It was your board.
19:40So it's my fault?
19:41I was trying to unlock her power.
19:43You've been holding her back.
19:45Up.
19:49What?
19:50I think what you meant to say was...
19:52You've been holding her up.
19:55You're a pro surfer.
19:57Props on that.
19:57But I know my island.
19:59I know my break.
20:02And I know how to kick your ass.
20:04You think so?
20:05Let's go then.
20:16Duke, stop showing off.
20:17Chad's a professional athlete.
20:19You're a professional stoner.
20:20You don't want to fight him.
20:24Is that the kind of guy you are?
20:26Need to be rescued by your girl?
20:30I don't know what happened out there.
20:31I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
20:33Don't sweat it.
20:34The sponsorship's yours.
20:35You looked amazing.
20:36But I just had an epic wipeout.
20:39It's not just about your surfing.
20:41You're hot.
20:42And you've got a great man behind you.
20:47Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
20:55We've got to celebrate my tie.
20:58Yes, absolutely.
20:59Fix the wax on my new board.
21:05She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
21:09One more day and she can have it.
21:15I can't believe she gave me the sponsorship, right?
21:19After I wiped out.
21:21And it's all thanks to you.
21:23I'd do anything for you.
21:38I'd do anything for you.
21:42Why don't you come up to my room and rinse off in the shower.
21:45You can borrow a t-shirt too if you want.
21:47Yeah.
21:49I am really sticky, actually.
22:15I'm really sticky.
22:20First I rode your waves
22:22Now I'm going to ride your wife
22:31What are you doing?
22:34Stop denying yourself
22:37We both know you want this
22:38Put your clothes on, Chad
22:42You first
22:45Give me back
22:47The towel, Chad
22:47Come on
22:48It's the least you can do
22:49After I got you the sponsor
22:51Please don't do this
22:54Don't worry, group
22:56Every girl likes it in the end
22:57Help!
22:59Somebody help me!
23:09Ride this
23:18How are you so strong?
23:26Does it make you feel strong?
23:28Taking another man's sloppy seconds
23:30That's beta behavior
23:33I thought you were a Chad
23:34Please
23:35I can't breathe
23:36What are you doing to him?
23:44Enough!
23:51What is wrong with you?
23:54Me?
23:55He was assaulting my wife
23:58This is a misunderstanding
24:00Really?
24:02You were crying for help
24:03He spilled a drink on me
24:05I was just cleaning up
24:08And how did he end up naked?
24:10He was just changing
24:11You came in at the wrong time
24:14Timing, bro
24:15It's everything
24:16In surfing
24:17And in love
24:18Can you please just take me home?
24:20You can stay here if you want, boo
24:24We all need to just chill out
24:25Before the expo tomorrow
24:27Let's go
24:39I shouldn't have slapped you
24:44You were being crazy, though
24:46I thought you were gonna kill him
24:51Do you have anything to say?
24:53Why were you in his hotel room?
24:57I told you
24:58He spilled a drink
24:59I should have been there
25:02But instead
25:02You made me
25:03If you wanted to come
25:03You should have come
25:05You are always doing this
25:06You act like a total simp
25:08And then bitch and complain
25:09When I don't tell you what to do
25:10Act like a man for once
25:12You used to like
25:14That I was kind and giving
25:16No
25:17I like the way you fucked me
25:18That first time
25:19I was totally digmatized
25:21And I made the biggest mistake
25:22Of my life
25:25That's really how you feel
25:26About our marriage
25:31You're a sweet guy, Duke
25:33But I need a strong man behind me
25:34Not a slacker
25:38If you cared to look closer
25:39You'd see that the truth is
25:42You'd never be this successful without me
25:46Get real, Duke
25:48I could make my own meals
25:49And wax my own board
25:51I only let you do it
25:52Because you're so pathetic
25:56I feel bad for you
25:59You think I'm just a glorified servant?
26:01Like you said
26:02A leech
26:03I need a real man
26:05Not some stoner
26:07Beta
26:08Board waxing
26:09Sponger
26:10All the things you do for me
26:11Just make you seem weak
26:12How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
26:19Then let's get a divorce
26:34Oh my god
26:49Thank you for saving my life
26:51God of the island
27:14Where's my surfboard?
27:17Looking for this?
27:19God of the island?
27:30Whoa there, big boy
27:32Give me my board back, Sea Hag
27:35Okay
27:51My board?
27:52How did you do that?
27:54You may be immortal
27:55But your board isn't
27:56I've been saving my magic for years
27:59For that one trick
28:00I'll never be as powerful as you
28:02God of the island
28:03But even you can't break my spell
28:06Unless you do something for me
28:10Marry my daughter
28:15Your daughter?
28:17I've seduced many sailors in my day
28:23One had strong swimmers
28:29But I'm immortal
28:31If I marry your daughter
28:32She'll age
28:33I won't
28:33It could never last
28:35Five years
28:38Look after her for five years
28:40Help her find success
28:42On your fifth anniversary
28:44The spell will break
28:45You can surf again
28:47And if you love her
28:49Reveal your true identity
28:54Okay
28:57Hey, so this might be weird
28:59But your daughter doesn't look
29:01Like you, does she?
29:05You tell me
29:36I can't believe she's marrying
29:38Some sponger simp
29:41I give it six months
29:54We look so cute
29:57I do wish you had listened to me
29:58And not worn that shirt though
30:02Someone just commented
30:03Sponger in a stupid shirt
30:06I thought you didn't care
30:07That I don't surf
30:08I don't
30:09I don't
30:11Spoiler alert
30:12She did care
30:13And that wasn't her only complaint about me
30:16But I made a vow
30:17To stay with her for five years
30:18And I was determined
30:19To keep that vow
30:20No matter how hard it was
30:22And it was very hard
30:34Kai became one of the top female surfers on earth
30:39And I've been her loyal supporter
30:46In three days
30:47I get my co-board back
30:48And I can surf again
30:49But until then
30:51My mission
30:52Is to give Kai
30:53Everything she wants
30:54She loves coconut water
30:56Today it'll be the freshest in the world
31:06Duke
31:07Duke
31:09Morning sunshine
31:11Don't sunshine me
31:12You tracked sand all over the kitchen
31:15That beach life though, right?
31:16What were you even doing out there so early?
31:19Getting stoned?
31:20Something like that
31:21Unbelievable
31:22I need you on point today
31:24I heard Angela Lee
31:25The CEO of Quick Mapple
31:26Might arrive early for the expo
31:29Don't worry babe
31:30I got you
31:41This is not the brand I like
31:44It's not any brand
31:45It's fresh
31:48How hard is it to get the right brand?
31:50Did you forget because you were high?
31:53I'll get the kind you like next time
32:01We were happy once
32:04But
32:04The honeymoon is over
32:18Oh my god
32:19That's her
32:20Angela Lee
32:21The single most important person in the world of surfing
32:25No
32:25That's the most important person in the world of surfing
32:30That old guy?
32:31Angela's father, Mickey Lee
32:33He's the real power
32:34Started Quick Maple as a surf shack in Malibu
32:36And grew it into the most important surf brand on earth
32:40Oh no
32:43Oh
32:44I gotta go
32:58Dad, no
32:59Dad, no!
32:59Dad, no!
33:00Dad, no!
33:01Dad
33:01Dad, no!
33:02Dad!
33:28He's here!
33:32Love.
33:46Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
33:49Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
33:53Thank you for saving my life.
34:09You're the god of the island.
34:11Please, no one can know my identity.
34:14Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
34:17Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
34:21Anything.
34:24My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world, and her sponsor just went bankrupt.
34:30Angela!
34:36Your leg!
34:37It's completely healed!
34:39Did you do this?
34:41I wish I had healing powers.
34:43I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
34:48He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
34:51Well, thank you for helping.
34:53He needs our help, too.
34:54His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
34:57Wife?
34:57Don't worry.
34:58She's one hell of a surfer.
35:09Hey, Kai.
35:10Remember Chad from high school?
35:12How could she forget?
35:14If he hadn't dumped her to move to LA and become an Olympic gold medal surfer, she wouldn't have settled
35:18for that burnout sponger duke.
35:24Chad was my past.
35:26Yeah.
35:27The one that got away.
35:30He was so hot.
35:32And strong.
35:34God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
35:39He could turn every girl into a spinner.
35:41You guys!
35:42If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
35:48Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
35:52Hey, ladies.
35:55Kai, we should get going.
36:00Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
36:02Jealous much?
36:05I'm not ready to go yet.
36:07Did you forget?
36:08Forget what?
36:10We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
36:13The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
36:20I can't.
36:21Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
36:24Don't worry about that.
36:26You're gonna get the quick maple sponsorship.
36:29What would you know about it?
36:34No way, bro.
36:35Is it really him?
36:36Oh, my God.
36:37His abs look hard as rocks.
36:40I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
36:50Chad?
36:53Hey, boo.
36:54I'm in town for the expo.
36:57I'm in town for the expo.
36:57You knew he'd be here.
36:58But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
37:04Bring it in for the real thing.
37:16Chad, can you sign my board?
37:18Are you gonna win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
37:21Duh.
37:22Of course I am.
37:24He's even hotter in person.
37:26She used to date him.
37:28Used to?
37:30How could you let a guy like that get away?
37:34So we're gonna catch some waves or what, boo?
37:37I really think Angela should see me surf.
37:40And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
37:43For branding.
37:44You don't mind, right?
37:46No worries.
37:47We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
37:51Let's go.
38:00Look at them.
38:01They're perfect together.
38:03So amazing.
38:04Made for each other.
38:15So which one is your wife?
38:17The one on the board with Chad?
38:19Interesting.
38:21She's good.
38:22Really good.
38:23She's the best.
38:27You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
38:29Yeah?
38:30I can help you get a sponsorship too.
38:32Thank you, Chad.
38:34But I can handle it.
38:35I'm a big girl.
38:41I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
38:44I know every single part of you and would love to get reacquainted.
38:48I just want to help since your husband obviously can't.
38:53Hey dude.
38:54You must be Duke, Sponjur who waxes Kai's board?
39:00I'm Kai's.
39:04Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
39:11Five years
39:12For five years I protected and loved you
39:15But now I'm starting to see
39:17You never really loved me back
39:22I caught your favorite fish myself
39:26And you've been out all day with Chad
39:31You're cold
39:32I can feel the goosebumps on your skin
39:36Hey, don't sweat quick, Maple
39:37I'm tight with Angela
39:39I got your back like a bikini string
39:43Thanks so much, Chad
39:45It's the least I can do
39:47You know, I never forgot you
39:49Maybe I should stay on the island a while
39:50And get back in touch
39:53I'm married
39:55You're not gonna be this hot forever, Kai
39:58Don't you want a real man
39:59Who knows what we do with a girl like you?
40:02Duke's actually really sweet
40:05Sweet, yeah
40:07He's a total simp
40:08Dump him
40:09Or don't
40:11I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl
40:21There's an extra board here
40:23It's a gift for you
40:26A fish
40:28This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod
40:32Duke designed my board himself
40:35You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
40:39Plus, this is a quick maple board
40:41That's what Angela wants to see you on
40:44Good point, thank you
40:47See you on the beach, boo
40:52Catch any big ones?
40:54It was okay
40:55Lots of close outs today
40:56I made dinner
40:57For our anniversary
40:58Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway
41:02Sorry, I ate already
41:10New board?
41:12Angela should see me on a quick maple board
41:15A quick maple should build a board for you
41:17Like I did
41:17This fish can't make the drop on a barrel
41:20It'll pearl the second you go vertical
41:21Babe, no offense
41:23But Chad knows surfing
41:24He won gold
41:25You don't even surf
41:27I know the island's waves
41:28I'll think about it
41:29So you're not hungry
41:30But you've been surfing all day
41:31Are you sore?
41:32Do you want a massage?
41:41I am sore
41:42I'm gonna go in the hot tub
41:43Want some company?
41:45No thanks
41:46I'm not in the mood
41:47Too sore
42:04Oh Chad
42:05Yes, Chad
42:08She said she wasn't in the mood
42:10But she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me
42:15Duke?
42:20You forgot your towel
42:22Didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house
42:32Aren't you gonna say anything?
42:34What do you want me to say?
42:35Do you even care?
42:37Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
42:39I care
42:41If you paid attention, you'd know how much
42:43Why did you never learn to surf?
42:49I was the best surfer in the world
42:50Yeah
42:51But your mom cursed me
42:55What does that have to do with anything?
42:57Because it's weird
42:59You're like obsessed with surfers
43:01You make custom surfboards
43:04You wear that stupid surfboard necklace
43:07But you can't even surf
43:10That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage
43:12So you can leech off me
43:16That's why you didn't even react to me screwing that jet
43:18And calling it another man's name
43:20Because you don't actually care about anything
43:22Except using me to get closer to
43:24The glory you'll never have
43:28You want me out of your life?
43:32Give it a few more days
43:44Nah bro, you're caking it on
43:46You're gonna glue her feet to the board
43:48That's right for cold water like Malibu
43:50On a warm break like ours
43:51Soft thin wax will be greased by noon
43:53This sponger's lecturing a gold metal surfer on wax
43:56Not on wax
43:58On the water I live on
44:03Being a townie who's never left the island
44:05Isn't something to brag about Duke
44:11I hoped I'd find you here
44:20She looked pretty good with you yesterday Chad
44:22Let's see how she looks on her own
44:24Angela
44:24That bikini
44:26Still being worn
44:26By your boss
44:31There she goes
44:39I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel
44:42It's purling
44:53See what your garbage waxing did, sponger?
44:56It wasn't the wax
44:57It was your board
45:00So it's my fault?
45:02I was trying to unlock her power
45:03You've been holding her back
45:05Up
45:10What?
45:11I think what you meant to say was
45:13You've been holding her up
45:16You're a pro surfer, props on that
45:17But I know my island
45:19I know my break
45:22And I know how to kick your ass
45:25You think so?
45:26Let's go then
45:36Duke
45:36Stop showing off
45:38Chad's a professional athlete
45:39You're a professional stoner
45:40You don't want to fight him
45:44Is that the kind of guy you are?
45:46Need to be rescued by your girl?
45:50I don't know what happened out there
45:51I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow
45:53Don't sweat it
45:54The sponsorship's yours
45:55You looked amazing
45:56But I just had an epic wipeout
46:00It's not just about your surfing
46:02You're hot
46:02And you've got a great man behind you
46:07Looking forward to having you both represent
46:09Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow
46:15We've got to celebrate
46:17Mai Tai
46:18Yes, absolutely

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