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00:00Well and stuff.
00:01Wow.
00:06Okay, I'm a terrible liar.
00:11That was an actual modern world.
00:23Yeah, I kinda figured that.
00:30What?
00:33So you made it.
00:56Water?
01:02I don't know.
01:04Seriously dude? You're gonna hide?
01:11Yeah, I got his ass.
01:18Yes.
01:20Kill him for that.
01:22Hey Grant.
01:26What?
01:30You want me to kill you?
01:32Okay.
01:33Okay.
01:39I know, I see you. You're lighting up.
01:48I should have seen that coming.
01:53Wow.
02:12I'm trying to find it.
02:13There we go.
02:14That's the kill I wanted to do.
02:17No.
02:18I'm trying to find it.
02:19No.
02:21Okay.
02:25No.
02:32I'm trying to find it.
02:38No.
02:40No.
02:42No.
02:48My sweet sweet jason, mommy is proud of you.
02:55Goodness gracious, my snapchat keeps going off.
03:22Holy shit, that was a huge-
03:24Oh!
03:39Oh wow.
03:43What sounds at all?
03:48Mm-hmm.
04:00Okay, there's a lot of them.
04:19There's only one hot rink in here.
04:23I think that's 130.
04:30Oh.
04:36Uh, a lot of people play Bailey's character too, and she don't like that, but it's worse when people play
04:40Bailey's character because she's liable to run her ass over.
04:44That is harmless.
04:50Oh.
04:53She's definitely crazy on this game.
04:56Nah.
04:58She plays jason even if she's not jason.
05:09Yeah, that was the funniest part.
05:11She drove Barney Jason crazy.
05:18What happened?
05:37I can't believe we need you all about.
05:39What?
05:50I'm at Woodbury.
05:54I'm at Woodbury too.
05:56No you're not, you're on Call of Duty, dumbass.
06:11I'm at Woodbury, dumbass.
06:13I'm going to go to the penalty pass because it's not at Woodbury, dumbass, so I just gotta check Buddy's
06:16house when I go to the penalty pass.
06:26Nope.
06:28Stop them.
06:44Well it's not the first house that I found was fast.
06:47not the second one either
06:56okay good
07:04I guess I gotta find Jason then
07:07I just found him
07:11hey buddy
07:11I gotta drive me
07:31yeah
07:32if you can't find him I'll help you find him on my way
07:34like I usually do
07:49somebody is here Jason
07:51wow
07:53wow
07:54wow
07:54wow
07:55wow
08:12I'm back
08:12you still need help find your weapon
08:22okay
08:22I'll have you find it
08:24Jason
08:25hi I'm not behind the shed right now
08:29I'm at Woodbury
08:46I'm out of ammo
08:52yeah one bitch is trying to flash her light at me
09:00yeah
09:08okay
09:10okay
09:18okay
09:19okay
09:19I wanna check um
09:22I wanna check Woodbury again
09:24because I think I missed the houses because I got confused for a second and I accidentally went up the
09:29panelist past
09:39uh no that's not me that's somebody else getting close to the shed but now she's following me again
09:55she's not worried about you right now she's trying to get my attention right now so you got
10:06leave me alone you bitch I don't wanna help you I wanna kill Jason with Grant that's it
10:22I don't
10:28I don't
10:29I don't
10:30I don't
10:30I got one more house to check and then get the fuck out of my way you bitch
10:40yeah
10:43I got one more house to check and then I'll be down there
10:47alright Grant I got you a machete
11:01okay
11:02oh yeah I don't really hear her anyways she grabs it she grabs it at least we'll solve a machete
11:07and a axe
11:17okay
11:18okay
11:19this can't be happening
11:20this can't be happening
11:39well
11:40yeah well I'm here I just got to get my swimming up
11:47I'm coming
11:48I'm coming this way it's okay
11:49oh yeah you may want to drop your spray for me too before we go in
11:54cause she's on her way and I don't want her to grab it
12:02hey Jason's right behind that one bitch
12:07I got to fix my pocket now real quick
12:09okay I got it fixed
12:27mmhmm
12:38well I killed her that's a good thing
12:42bye goose
13:04I don't know what you're doing
13:05I don't know what you're doing
13:14mmhmm
13:17I thought you was in here
13:25mmhmm
13:25no dude didn't talk I see you dumbass
13:41I think I got two axes.
13:47No!
13:49You like that huh?
13:50You like that asshole?
13:51You like that asshole?
14:03Oh shit!
14:05No!
14:12What?
14:23Well, you already know what my plan B is, Grant.
14:29Okay.
14:33Uh...
14:35Hit...
14:35I want an L...
14:37You take me try to hit him and hit him and hit him where at?
14:55I don't know.
14:56I'm trying to figure out how you get the artifacts.
15:03He is a terrible knife thrower, O.
15:17Uh-huh.
15:25Yep.
15:27Oh, my God.
15:58Oh, shit, I gotta stop for a second.
16:12Yeah.
16:27Oh, shit, I gotta stop.
16:57Oh, shit, I gotta stop.
17:00Hmm.
17:05Scorpion.
17:08The bot's down there.
17:20Stop!
17:25I didn't do it wrong.
17:46Oh, no, you don't.
17:47You only got me because I ran out of salmon though, buddy.
17:55Here is what I was looking for.
18:26Here is what I was looking for.
18:26Here is what I was looking for.
18:35No!
18:37I can't.
18:41I can't.
18:48I can't see what we were Receiving A Game.
18:50I can't see.
18:50I wanna see what I am saying.
18:51What's wrong with me?
18:57I'm too crazy
19:06What's wrong with me?
19:19Oh my...
19:22Oh shit
19:34What's wrong with me?
19:35It's time to get pretty good
19:38It's time to get pretty good
19:50Eh
19:55Legend is well
20:05I'm going to go.
20:10Let's go
20:11We're going to go
20:21We're going to go
20:21We're going to go
20:21We're going to go
20:22Let's go
20:22Let's go
20:23There's a bus
20:23Let's go
20:31I knew there was a trap here.
21:08What food?
21:11Yep, it's delicious.
21:18I don't know, it's real.
21:22Let's see what this one is.
21:28It's called Blood of the Dead.
21:35Yeah.
21:40Me too.
21:58Hot Dog.
22:08I don't know.
22:24I don't know.
22:26I don't know.
22:42Oh shit, I did not see him there.
22:49He really sucks, Grant.
22:57He only got me because I couldn't see nothing, Grant.
23:19What?
23:27Oh yeah, you can when you go to bed.
23:30It doesn't matter.
23:31I don't know.
23:40Well, it's fine.
23:42You can leave after we get done tonight.
23:54Yeah.
23:56Yeah.
24:11Okay.
24:12Okay.
24:40I'm here.
24:52I'm here.
24:55Yeah.
25:05Yeah.
25:11Oh wow.
25:23Wow.
25:32Yeah.
26:01Somebody else.
26:07I'm here.
26:19Oh God.
26:21What am I going to do?
26:22I'm at the big house.
26:25Why am I so hungry?
26:29Why am I so hungry?
26:33I want a pound. I want a wood berry.
26:40I don't think.
26:46Good.
26:47I got it Grant.
26:55Anyone out there? You have to come to Camp Crystal Lake! Bring a gun! He's killing us! Chase is alive!
27:07Yeah.
27:11Okay.
27:22Yeah, I'm going over there right now.
27:44I hit one!
27:46Thank you, buddy!
27:52He's a grabber, Grant!
27:55Hmm?
27:59No?
28:02It was a zombie's fault.
28:04It was a zombie's fault!
28:08It was a zombie's fault.
28:12He's not allowed to blame me.
28:19It's always the nigger's fault.
28:26Blame the black guy.
28:27Yeah.
28:28Ha ha ha!
28:32Ha ha ha!
28:33I always saw a person in his voice.
28:40Yeah, I know. I think that too.
28:42I will.
28:42Mm-hmm.
28:49Okay.
29:01No!
29:07All right, he's killed me!
29:11Yeah.
29:14Okay.
29:25What the hell is hot and navy?
29:28Go find out.
29:29We'll find out.
29:30he's maybe....