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00:00Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
00:03I killed everyone in Jason 9.
00:05Even though they messed with me, they couldn't get away with me.
00:07They couldn't get actually away.
00:09They're out there, Jason.
00:10What, playing Jason 9?
00:12And get your revenge.
00:13Yeah, remember when I played Jason 9 and the girl was going inside that?
00:17Huh, I'm having good luck today.
00:20Hey, Bailey.
00:23Hmm?
00:24Do something for your uncle.
00:25Go to the Shane and ride my sweater.
00:27Yeah, that's right.
00:27Yeah.
00:28Yes.
00:31Guess who's off the car key now?
00:34Who?
00:35Hold on.
00:36Oh, what, you.
00:37Yeah, you.
00:39Who do you think he has a car key?
00:42Look, I got confused for a second when you said it.
00:49Also, I'm going to bring this off the distribution.
00:55I'm going to bring a fair gun.
00:58Where is it?
00:59Yeah, I'll just basically play every Jason, but I really don't feel like being a slow-ass
01:03Jason right now.
01:04Well, is it behind the barn?
01:07Yeah, it's behind the barn.
01:12Hold still.
01:14They want to hurt you, Jason.
01:15You didn't even hold still.
01:17Oh, wow.
01:20I told you to hold still.
01:22My own niece shot me with a flare gun.
01:25He-he.
01:27They're back, Jason.
01:28Now let's get rid of the size.
01:29Don't let them find me.
01:30I've got an axe.
01:31I've got an axe.
01:33It's an icy axe.
01:37Damn it!
01:38I wonder why it hurts people's skin.
01:41I can see hot.
01:44Well, at least you got the car key.
01:48I'm the master at fighting the car key.
01:52You're telling me?
01:52The last match, you found both.
01:56I'm not looking for both.
01:57I'm looking for one.
01:58There's a group over here.
02:00You don't stop being in the group.
02:02I'm a flipping slap.
02:04They have the battery.
02:07The battery.
02:07How about you be a good boy
02:09and drop the battery for me?
02:14Jesse, he has the battery.
02:16You're not dropping me.
02:18I'll get him to drop it.
02:21Oh, is he in that damn trap house?
02:24Yeah.
02:25Don't leave, then.
02:27Yeah, don't leave because
02:28I'm about to set traps around it.
02:30Yeah, he hide it.
02:31He hide in the green bed.
02:34Okay.
02:38And the girl did, too.
02:40Wow, this is going to be Christmas for me.
02:46And the guy did, too.
02:48Oh, my God.
02:50This is like Christmas.
02:51They all hid under bed.
02:55This one first has to be...
03:05Eh, they deserved that for hiding.
03:31Okay, that battery did drop when I killed him.
03:37Well, you got your battery.
03:42Did you know that phrase, pretty boy?
03:45Yeah.
03:51Get out of my way.
03:53Oh, shit.
03:57You got my way.
04:03They want to hurt you, Jason.
04:06I meant to grab the hippie, but I grabbed you instead.
04:09Yeah, I was kind of running to the car.
04:11Yeah, but the hippie was over there, too.
04:15No, wait, wait.
04:16Hold on.
04:17Before I put the battery in, let's make sure.
04:23Shit.
04:24We broke out.
04:25I tried to get a kill to pop up.
04:30Okay, now let's go go to the porn scene and get you the ass in there.
04:35He's not a little too mad.
04:39Yeah.
04:39What's up?
04:40Yeah.
04:41Don't let them.
04:43Hold up.
04:44Actually, hippie's all yours if you get him.
04:48Yeah, leave him alive.
04:50Uh, you follow me, you dead.
04:53You dead meat.
04:55Okay, thank you.
04:56He's not following you no more.
05:00Fucking hippie.
05:01Why is there a girl in front of a car?
05:04I don't know.
05:07Easy road kill, I can say that.
05:09Don't stop, Jason.
05:11The hippie didn't get far.
05:13Make them suffer like you.
05:15Oh my god.
05:15This is why you call them a hippie.
05:19They never get far in life.
05:22Yeah.
05:24Hey!
05:25Hey, if you do get a car fixed, you want me to save Tommy for you?
05:31It sounds great.
05:33Yes, I knew the gas was in the flipping bar.
05:36Hey, Bailey.
05:39Bailey.
05:40You want me to save you Tommy?
05:41We are heading to the car.
05:44You want me to save you Tommy, Bailey?
05:46Yeah.
05:48Okay.
05:51The girl with the sweater running over Tommy is perfect.
05:55Yep.
05:56He should have drowned while he had the chances.
06:01He should have stayed underwater.
06:07He can't escape.
06:09Guess where I have two car keys?
06:11Kill them.
06:11Oh, what?
06:12Oh, wow.
06:12You got both car keys?
06:14Mm-hmm.
06:16Oh, wow.
06:17You can't do nothing without killing me.
06:20The hero of all are about to run them over.
06:24Well, Tommy's beside the car, so feel free.
06:27I'll be the pretty, pretty princess to save all of them.
06:32Pretty, pretty princess, my ass.
06:45Yeah, Tommy, I don't think it's about you to come out.
06:58He ran into that.
06:59Time to get out of here.
07:00Okay.
07:01Okay, I'm trying to...
07:02Wait, hold on.
07:03I'm stuck a little.
07:03Yeah.
07:04I'm stuck a little.
07:04Yeah, you're stuck between two trees and ours, but...
07:08Fix it.
07:09I'm out of here.
07:16Tommy's in his house, I think.
07:18There's a girl hiding in that frickin' carpet.
07:22Yeah, you should have came out.
07:27Oh, shit.
07:31Yeah.
07:33Yeah, I kinda got her.
07:35Holy shit.
07:35Oh, yeah, I got her?
07:36It started.
07:37Yeah.
07:38Oh, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee.
07:41Tommy, don't run into the car.
07:43No.
07:45Watch this.
07:54Come on, Tommy.
07:59I wanna see if I can trick him.
08:05Is Tommy hiding?
08:08I don't really know.
08:09Come on.
08:09I know he's inside this house.
08:13Yeah, he's in the bathroom, it looks like.
08:21He was in the bathroom, wasn't he?
08:27Help!
08:28Oh, God!
08:29Look.
08:30If he was in the bathroom, you're having him in a toilet.
08:37They want to hurt you, Jason.
08:39Don't let them.
08:40I hurt him.
08:42But, yeah.
08:43I know.
08:43I knew he had Spurrier.
08:50He doesn't trust me.
08:56He's back in the bathroom, isn't he?
09:00No, he's, like, near the bathroom.
09:07He's back in the bathroom.
09:08Uh, yeah.
09:09He's behind the house, I think.
09:12Oh, God.
09:15Let him get in.
09:16Yeah, Tommy.
09:17You're...
09:18Okay, yeah.
09:18He doesn't trust me.
09:19Oh, God.
09:20I'm running.
09:24You hurt my...
09:25You hurt him?
09:28Hi.
09:29You cannot die.
09:30You cannot die.
09:30It's a different idea.
09:31You can never die.
09:34Let's all kill Tommy.
09:41Yay!
09:43I didn't feel like dealing with Tommy in the room.
09:46Man, he could have had a chance.
09:49No, that's why I'm kidding.
09:51He whatever.
09:51You're the last one that's left.
09:54Yeah, and I'm just one of the last one.
09:56Whoa!
09:57I just got turned.
09:59I just took a turn.
10:02Aw.
10:03The biker dude could have lived.
10:05But he decided to die.
10:07Yep.
10:10Look at all these sleeping people.
10:14Why is everyone sleeping?
10:16Probably because they're dead.
10:17I remember back when Jason used to kill them.
10:20And I used to have the shotgun.
10:22I used to shoot them while they're dead.
10:23Just to make sure they're dead.
10:25Mm-hmm.
10:28That was fun.
10:32I wasted a shotgun just to see they're actually dead.
10:39Okay.
10:39Also, where's this piece?
10:41Phone box?
10:42Uh, phone box?
10:43It's over here by me at Evergreen.
10:45And you?
10:46You're already at the house?
10:51Mm-hmm.
10:53Mm-hmm.
10:54Also, I'm gonna have to find me an axe.
10:57Or...
10:57A bat.
11:00What?
11:00You gonna use the sweater?
11:02Yeah.
11:02Oh, I know.
11:03There's an axe in this house.
11:08No, there's not a...
11:10Oh, there's a bat, though.
11:11Yeah, the phone is right there.
11:13Really.
11:14It's the police!
11:16Help!
11:16Jason's here!
11:18Jason's here!
11:19Please send help!
11:21Cam Crystalling!
11:22It's Jason!
11:23He's back!
11:25Copy on the road here, please.
11:26Wow, I just found the other gas.
11:29Dang!
11:33Aaaaah!
11:34Aaaaah!
11:34What happened?!
11:35You just died!
11:36There we are!
11:37Now, let's go find that axe.
11:38Don't let them out.
11:40Man, you're fine.
11:41You do it with that axe-hard machete.
11:49Found it!
11:52Well, I'm here.
11:53Jason.
11:55Mother is talking to you.
11:56Mother is talking to you.
11:57Put the weapon down.
11:59And we'll hunt you.
12:00Oh, fuck you!
12:01Fucking die!
12:01They want to hurt you, Jason.
12:04Now, let's make everybody infect you.
12:12Hey, Bailey!
12:15You just did that to make Tommy mad, didn't you?
12:18Uh-huh.
12:19Oh, well...
12:21I'mma get the other gas,
12:23I'mma fix up the other car.
12:26Sooo...
12:27You just use this sweater, oh, me?
12:29just do it in front of Tommy yeah he deserved it for actually trusting the
12:36car after several times I kept trying to run him over so you just used the
12:43sweater on me to all mess with Tommy so the point of using the sweater is to
12:52make Tommy mad right mm-hmm okay that makes sense I'll do that
12:58I'm done probably crushed if I don't know
13:07well the morning correction I know Jason mother was a Christian now I'm not fix on
13:13my precious precious purple car okay women did you say purple car blue oh I
13:26wish it was blue and purple yeah not blue or purple but where she was careful
13:33because it will be
13:38for some reason it'll look good if it was before cedar purple
13:51we need a battery inside yeah I don't know where the barriers but can have you
14:00look this is going into the water after I'm done okay
14:24if that was a battery we're ready go somewhere far far from a here
14:31oh somebody is left that's what my goal is just making everyone leave somebody else
14:38is left yes keep on leaving people
14:47man it's time to freaking blow okay that I don't catch on fire and not just
14:57it'll be funny if you actually burn cabins down yes it will be fun I thought
15:05blowing I'd start burning every cabin there is when I'm Jason no more window
15:11games with me did I just when I walked into the car my head was on top of the car
15:18that's
15:20something you don't hear every day like when I was getting in a car I wasn't even in it I
15:28just wrecked in
15:30I just wrecked into nothing
15:37what did I I didn't wreck into nothing just flipping grass
15:41grass well there's the cops what grass okay now grass is freakin hittable what's wrong with this car
15:52oh no I did I think the yellow car hates you of course it does I never drive it and
15:59I always
15:59talk bad about it yep so the horse holding the grudge against you it shouldn't be talking because I'm
16:09about this I can put it in the water if it keeps me if it keeps acting like it
16:20man only the yellow car hates me everything else will love me yeah man I'm about to destroy your yellow
16:29car
16:38all my chicks still water for the battery I'm just joking I know there's no battery in still water
16:47nope so it's big house or we need a hurry I already check Hickshaven but you can really look
17:20huh sometimes it's in the big house
17:28are you here too yep
17:31oh
17:52up there no one has checked upstairs oh wow well someone has but
18:01the car jayden kept well oh someone tried
18:10what is in here they didn't need
18:13i think i thought you were running out of time
18:16yeah i know
18:28yeah before i go before like anything happens the yellow car deserve this wanna watch the yellow car go off
18:45yeah
18:47yeah we have to kill the car
18:49yeah now i am
18:54ready yeah
18:57the car did
19:02and now like usual i dance on the bridge
19:07just like with Barry
19:12how do i always get on the bridge after i destroy the cars
19:18what i could only i could only explode one
19:27man that's what i got if the freaking battery is in the barn or something i'm gonna be made
19:34actually i already checked it
19:37you're saving
19:39yeah i checked every house i didn't even find it
19:43the battery is glitched
19:45yeah
19:46yeah
19:50yeah
19:51yeah
19:55yeah
20:03yeah
20:13I fall in water, I was like, what the flip, I'm going to have to deal with so many females.
20:20What?
20:23Bella, you doing?
20:28What are you talking about?
20:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.