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Why College Football Tickets Are Based on Grades

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00:00I don't know if I've defended it here before,
00:01but speaking of doing really good in school,
00:05at Texas football games, they're getting a lot of heat
00:08because anytime they show the student section,
00:10it's mostly Indian.
00:12Really?
00:13Maybe not mostly, but it's a lot.
00:14Sorry, the segue is so good.
00:17I'll get there, dude.
00:19I'll get there.
00:20Now, everybody's making fun of them,
00:22but it does make me very happy.
00:24I enjoy it.
00:25I like seeing the Indians on the screen
00:26getting pumped for college football.
00:27Now, that's assimilation.
00:29Yeah, it is.
00:29I like that.
00:30If everybody came in and was like,
00:32dude, I got a college football team,
00:34you'd go, you're in, dude.
00:35Yeah, fire it up.
00:36But the reason they're getting all the seats
00:38is I think Texas bases their student section on GPA.
00:43So they get first, whoever has the highest GPA
00:45gets first dibs on the tickets.
00:47So now the whole student section is just
00:49a bunch of Indian dibs.
00:51I think.
00:52Yeah, it's like a bunch of games.
00:53It's not a bunch.
00:53It's such a bunch.
00:54Yeah, it's such a bunch of names.
00:54It's really funny.
00:55It's like, okay.
00:55You

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