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The Weird Office Advice This Comedian Got From a Coworker

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00:00That's something I think you have to be born with that set of...
00:03I used to talk to a guy at my work,
00:05and you see a girl, and you're a little whore, aren't you?
00:08And I'm like, I've never did that.
00:10He's like, dude, they f***ing love it.
00:11You f***ing are f***ing them.
00:12You're a whore, and you spit into their mouth.
00:13It's like, man, that's not my play.
00:15I know.
00:16Again, do your thing.
00:18But this guy also revealed to me in a cubicle
00:20that he has a nine-inch dick.
00:22I was like, cool, dude, didn't ask.
00:23But it's cool that I know that about you.
00:26It was actually, we shared a windowless office.
00:28And he's like, I actually have a nine-inch dick.
00:31And I was like, pretty cool, dude.
00:32Yeah, yeah.
00:33I mean, that does change the spit-in-the-mouth play.
00:36Yeah, I mean, at least, yeah, it makes sense.
00:38Yeah, yeah.
00:38If you've taken a woman to her absolute limits.
00:40Right, right.
00:40If you can throw the deep ball.
00:42If you can throw the deep ball.
00:43Yeah.
00:44You can run all these sneaky screen plays.
00:47I just kind of pet.

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