00:00Your Miami Heat, they're back on the hardwood tonight.
00:02They take on the L.A. Lakers.
00:04You can hear that game right here on WQAM at 10 o'clock.
00:09Oh, no chance.
00:11All right.
00:12Can I interest you in a little Miami Hurricanes opening night basketball?
00:17Canes and Gators tonight at 6 p.m., Leroy.
00:21How about hockey?
00:23Hockey.
00:25Panthers take on the Red Wings tonight at 7 o'clock.
00:28Look, I'll do some canes and some hockey.
00:31All right.
00:32Like, I'm not going to sit here and lie to these people and tell them,
00:39yeah, I want to see some Luka and some Giannis.
00:43It's a good game, though.
00:44It's a good game.
00:45Look, dude, if I drink coffee after 3 o'clock, I'm getting zero sleep.
00:54Really?
00:55Yeah.
00:56What are you, a baby?
00:57Mima and Mel, they drink coffee right before they go to bed.
01:01Samesies.
01:02If not me, I'm going to be locked in on Luka.
01:07Yep.
01:08Yep.
01:09I'm like, I've had, like, some kind of coffee drink before,
01:14and I drank one at about 8 o'clock,
01:18and I was just staring at the TV.
01:22It's just, you know, I don't want to watch tonight because, you know.
01:26Like, I told Mel, Mel, I'm not blinking.
01:29My eyes, they won't shut.
01:32I'm high as a kite, Yogi.
01:34I don't know what it was.
01:39I am looking forward to it because it's going to be nice to see Eric Spolstra against this podcast boy,
01:45J.J. Reddick.
01:46You know, I'm so sick of J.J. Reddick acting like he's God's gift of basketball,
01:50which is what he does all the time.
01:51No, we just call him the L.A. Intangibles.
01:53Yeah, it's just like, you know, it's enough of him already.
01:55That's all it is.
01:56It's not that he's not a good basketball, I don't know, mind or whatever,
02:00but it's just like, everybody's just fun.
02:02Oh, he's the next Pat Riley.
02:05What are we doing?
02:08J.J. Reddick.
02:09It's because he podcasts.
02:11By the way, I'll tell you one thing.
02:15I want these Lakers fans.
02:17Dace, I'll call them snow time Lakers.
02:20I'm high as a kite.
02:22I'm high as a kite, Yogi.
02:24I'll tell you one thing.
02:25Those Lakers fans better not boo-bam on a bio tonight.
02:28Why would they boo-bam?
02:30Oh, sniveling over their stupid Kobe Bryant record, which wasn't the record.
02:34Really?
02:35Yeah.
02:35You think they're even thinking about that?
02:37Dude, I think they're thinking about it.
02:38I don't think they've stopped thinking about it.
02:41Really?
02:41I don't think they've stopped thinking about it.
02:43I think they're going to be sitting there.
02:44They're going to boo him because they're so mad that he scored more points than Kobe Bryant.
02:49Really?
02:50Oh, yeah.
02:51I'll report back to you tomorrow when you're awake from sleep.
02:55You think they're that petty?
02:56Yes.
02:57What?
02:57Lakers fans?
03:01Absolutely.
03:02Absolutely, dude.
03:05Absolutely.
03:06100%.
03:07That whole contingent is going to be over.
03:10Boo.
03:11Oh, bam.
03:12You scored 83.
03:12You disrespected Kobe Bryant.
03:15Boo.
03:16It's like, I'm sorry.
03:18Disrespected him.
03:19Even though he says he loves Kobe?
03:21Yeah.
03:23If you loved him, you would have stopped.
03:25Really?
03:26No.
03:26I'm sorry.
03:28Once he got to 83, I was hoping to get to 100.
03:31Do you think Bam will wear a Wilt Bam Kobe shirt today to the, uh, to the, uh, that's
03:38where I would wear the shirt.
03:39I would wear the Wilt Bam Kobe shirt tonight.
03:41Right.
03:42I would wear it tonight.
03:43That's what I would do.
03:44That's just me, though.
03:46Right.
03:46Got you.
03:48Whatever.
03:48Whatever.
03:49You do what you got to do.
03:50I don't know.
03:52Evan 11 says, I'm with Tobin.
03:53They want to separate, uh, they want a separate statue for Kobe's 83.
03:56Well, he didn't score 83.
03:57He scored 81.
03:5883 was Bam on a bio.
04:00Just so we're clear.
04:02Speaking of statues, by the way, the Dwayne Wade statue went boots on the ground.
04:06Gave it a look.
04:08Wow.
04:08That's a statue.
04:09It's a statue.
04:10So, so are you admitting?
04:12Wait.
04:13Can you now admit the first one sucked?
04:15I'll admit this one looks way better.
04:17No.
04:18The first one sucked.
04:19The first one sucked.
04:20You're the only one.
04:21You're trying to be nice to the Heat.
04:23It's okay.
04:24The Heat admitted it was garbage, too.
04:27Why do I have to be nice to the Heat?
04:28The Heat are the ones who went and fixed it.
04:29They knew, they knew that the-
04:31Right.
04:31So, why won't you admit it was garbage?
04:33It had no angles.
04:34It had angles.
04:35It looked nothing.
04:37Listen, that first one looked nothing like D-Wade.
04:40We all tried to-
04:41It had angles.
04:42If you squinted, guys.
04:44Right.
04:44If you were down bottom right, it kind of looked like D-Wade.
04:48There was a moment where it's, you know, okay, I can see the vision.
04:51It looked like someone drew him from the mirror.
04:54Dolphin K said that statue went from Greg Oden to D-Wade.
04:57Oh, dude.
04:58I'm telling you.
04:59The facelift was good.
05:00Here's the thing.
05:01You walk right up to it.
05:01You're like, that's a statue.
05:03You know, it's just like-
05:04It's like, oh, sorry, Heat.
05:06Sorry, D-Wade.
05:07We sent the wrong head.
05:08I think the thing that's crazy about this is the Heat were able to sneak do this where
05:12they built a little plywood fort and they were able to do this overnight.
05:15I think that's the craziest thing.
05:17You can tell they did it overnight.
05:18Look, they look, the head, like, you can see the creases around the head and neck.
05:24Would you rather, I'd rather have a decapitated redone head than have the head that it used to have.
05:28Like, how does one cut through brass?
05:29Like, that's quite impressive to do it overnight.
05:32I think laser.
05:33Oh, they got tools to cut through anything.
05:35Yeah.
05:36For the right price, of course.
05:38Mm-hmm.
05:41I mean, I wish they would have, like, concealed the, you know, it looked like he went through autopsy.
05:47Yeah, but to be honest with you, you can't see that.
05:50Like, when you're-
05:51I saw it right away!
05:52Because I sent you pictures.
05:54Leroy, are you happy or not?
05:55Like, I'm so confused.
05:57What do you mean?
05:58This is, like, this is-
05:59Like, if you're happy-
06:01Well, I'm happy that it finally looks like D-Wade.
06:03Yum, yucker.
06:04Yeah, but also-
06:05I'm not freaking.
06:06I was so happy that it looked like D-Wade now.
06:08I don't think so, because you're quick to just be like, they left a little-
06:12You can see it.
06:15Leroy.
06:16Never satisfied.
06:16You want brown foundation?
06:18Like, brass foundation?
06:19Whatever the hell they use?
06:21How do you fix that?
06:25Some color corrector?
06:27Yeah.
06:29What do you want, the statue to go to Sephora?
06:34Yeah.
06:38Yum, yucking nitpicker.
06:40No, literally.
06:41Wow.
06:42Never satisfied this man.
06:44I'm always satisfied.
06:44I was the first one.
06:46Leroy, I don't think so.
06:46You can't even say that.
06:47Or deception.
06:49All right.
06:51All right.
06:53Fraud.
06:54Like, so y'all getting on me, but y'all not going to get on Tolman for not admitting
06:58that the first one was garbage.
07:00I didn't say that it was great.
07:01We know the games he plays.
07:02I said it had angles.
07:03That's all I said.
07:04It didn't have.
07:05Yeah, it had bad angle and worse angle.
07:07Now it doesn't need an angle.
07:08You walk out.
07:09No, it's perfect.
07:10It's perfect.
07:11Perfect.
07:14Anyway, Panthers, seven o'clock puck drop.
07:17You'll hear that on AM560.
07:19Canes Gators is on 104.3 and then night basketball on 104.3 tonight with Heat and Lakers.
07:26We'll see you next time.
