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  • 3 days ago
When in doubt: mention eggnog.
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00:08What is that?
00:10I have a lot of parties to go to, so...
00:12Ugh.
00:13Everyone likes cheese.
00:19Hey, does anyone want to play charades?
00:22Yeah.
00:26Um, how about some eggnogs?
00:29Yeah!
00:31Hey, so...
00:33Mistletoe.
00:35Oh, no thank you.
00:38Okay.
00:40What's your costume?
00:41Oh, I'm sorry, I'm married.
00:48So, what did everyone bring?
00:50Oh, come on dude, you know we're not supposed to tell.
00:52Okay guys, before anyone freaks out, yes, I did bring leftovers, okay?
00:57But they're really good.
00:59Actually, could I trade you for your watch?
01:02My watch?
01:03My solar-powered, beautiful watch?
01:06Do you see it wrapped in a box?
01:07I mean, come on Jean, that's not part of the exchange.
01:10Here, you want this?
01:11It's a snow globe.
01:25It's actually really easy.
01:30What we were supposed to be talking about was the revised Terms and Conditions of Death.
01:34Oh.
01:35The whole room had a big laugh about it.
01:37Yeah.
01:37I've actually been thinking about breaking into stand-up comedy.
01:39I just wanted to say that I really love working here.
01:43Everyone here is really great.
01:46Oh my god.
01:49You're fired.
01:56I will never tire of Home Alone 1.
01:58Ever.

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