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Phase 1: complete denial.
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00:01Oh, excuse me. Do you have the time?
00:03Yeah, it's uh...
00:09Shit!
00:13Are you sure?
00:14I think so.
00:15Did you check the little pockets in your bag?
00:17Yeah.
00:17Did you check the bathroom?
00:18I saw you taking a little selfie in the bathroom.
00:21Yeah, I checked in there.
00:23Did you check your bra?
00:24No.
00:25No, but I found my lipstick.
00:27You little sneak.
00:30You know what? This is actually really good.
00:33I've been meaning to do like a digital detox for a long time
00:35and it's just gonna be like a day for me and my thoughts,
00:39but I am gonna like have some FOMO about it,
00:41so I'm gonna need you to check like Twitter and Instagram
00:43and probably Facebook.
00:44Don't worry about it.
00:46I have a computer.
00:50I bet all my friends are texting me right now
00:53and they think I hate them.
00:54I bet you that cute guy from the bar is calling for a date
00:56and I'm just there, I'm just ghosting on him for no reason.
00:58I bet you today the network's gonna call and be like,
01:00the unreal fortune.
01:01Now I'm gonna be poor forever.
01:05Do you need me to call HR?
01:08No.
01:11Oh my God, did you see Annabelle's Instagram today?
01:14Got it right here.
01:15This is so crazy, right?
01:17It's crazy.
01:17Why would she put that up there?
01:19Also on Snapchat, she's like that too.
01:21Yeah, she's just posting for you guys on Snapchat.
01:23Okay, I have to get out of here.
01:24Yeah.
01:25Weird.
01:26What's her deal?
01:32No calls or texts?
01:34All day?
01:36Oh my God.
01:38Ooh, birth control reminder.
01:40Good thing I saw that.
01:42But that's why I din't to do that.
01:45The ordeal of Kurt,