00:07And now, it's time for another episode of Is This Normal?
00:14Spoiler alert.
00:15It usually is.
00:17When we last left off before the commercial break,
00:20Haley was in the lead after she crushed that cervix category.
00:23Our next category up is periods.
00:27Periods.
00:29Okay, first question.
00:30My period is super light, and when it happens, I can barely tell.
00:34Normal.
00:34Normal, Haley, that's correct.
00:36Second question.
00:36My flow is incredibly heavy.
00:38Anna.
00:39Normal.
00:40Correct.
00:41For a bonus, can you tell me when your flow is so heavy that it's not normal?
00:45If you get this question right, you will win a prize.
00:48Tabitha, tell her what she'll win.
00:49If Anna answers correctly, she will win one pair of comfortable white granny panties
00:53for those period days when you just can't.
00:59It's not normal when you have to use more than one pad or tampon every hour, and you're
01:04in so much pain that it gets in the way of living your life.
01:06Correct.
01:07That's when you should ask a doctor or nurse for help.
01:10Congrats on the panties, Anna.
01:12And they are tax-deductible panties.
01:16Final question.
01:17I don't ever have a flow or any kind of gross discharge.
01:21Tiffany, trick question.
01:22That is a sex doll.
01:23Correct.
01:24That is not a human woman.
01:25That is a sex doll.
01:29Okay, next category up.
01:31Odor.
01:32All right, my vagina has an odor that's slightly musty.
01:35Normal.
01:35That's from the vaginal flora that worked to make the vagina's pH slightly acidic.
01:40That's correct, but no extra points for those correct facts, but now we all know that Haley's
01:44a kiss-ass.
01:46All right, next question.
01:47My vagina has a different odor depending on what time of the month it is, but it's never
01:51overwhelmingly rotten or fishy.
01:54Normal.
01:55Normal, yes, normal.
01:55Final question.
01:56I have no odor that emanates out of my naturally hairless pubic area.
02:01That's a sex doll.
02:02Sex doll again.
02:03That is correct, Anna.
02:04Okay.
02:05I'm sorry.
02:06What if your pagina's a little achy?
02:09Did you say pagina?
02:11Yeah, pagina.
02:13It's vagina.
02:15Vagina?
02:16Vagina.
02:17Like it's always been like that?
02:18Yeah.
02:20Oh my God.
02:21Okay.
02:23Now it's time for a lightning round of everyone's favorite category.
02:26Say it with me, everyone.
02:29Discharge!
02:33First question.
02:34I have clear, wet, and slippery discharge.
02:36Normal.
02:36Correct.
02:37My discharge is whitish or yellowish when it dries on my underwear.
02:41Normal.
02:42Normal.
02:42That is correct.
02:43My discharge is clumpy, white, cottage cheese-like, green, gray, foamy, and or frothy.
02:49Normal?
02:51Ah, I am sorry, Anna.
02:53Bye-bye all of Anna's money.
02:54Goodbye.
02:56It's not normal.
02:58But I thought you said everything on the show is normal.
03:00It almost is.
03:01Not everything is.
03:02But if your discharge is like that, you should go see everyone's favorite person.
03:07Say it with me.
03:08The Pussy Doctor!
03:13Look at her give out candy.
03:15And your luck, because today our in-house gynecologist will be giving every audience member a free pap test.
03:22So put up your feet there, I'll stir-ups.
03:24Thank you to everyone's seat.
03:25And up first is our winner, Haley!
03:29Oh, look at that.
03:30You're all winners in my book.
03:31Okay, get on up there, Haley.
03:33That's been it for this episode.
03:35We will see you next Tuesday on the next episode of Is This Normal?
03:42And again, it is.
03:43It most likely is.
03:45I mean, bodies are just like, they're weird and they're, you know, they're gross aspects, but they're not really gross
03:50because they're how it's meant to work.
03:52So it's not, you know, normal is also a relative term, but I didn't name the show, I just got
03:57hired as a host for the show.
