00:00What, what, what?
00:01Like, where was I dupe?
00:02Uh, double, uh-uh.
00:03You couldn't make this up if you tried.
00:05I decided to take a look at online dating.
00:09There was one guy who stuck out to me.
00:11His name was Jeff.
00:12He was very beautiful.
00:13Like, I'm feeling all giddy again.
00:15Like, ah!
00:16We started hanging out at my house.
00:18We started arguing a bit more because I was inquiring more
00:22and more about coming over and where he lived.
00:24His sister was in town.
00:25He had to work.
00:26He wasn't home.
00:28He just said enough to shut me up.
00:30Jeff and I had been seeing each other about a month and a half.
00:33One day, Jeff calls me out of the blue in a tizzy.
00:37I lied to you.
00:38I'm homeless.
00:40I will explain everything if you will just come pick me up.
00:44And I was like, what?
00:46I'm homeless.
00:47I will explain everything.
00:49What?
00:50Homeless?
00:50What, what, what?
00:51And he's like, well, basically, I need a place to stay
00:54for a couple of days.
00:55And I just kind of like, but I'm open to this experience and seeing how it ends.
01:01And then we went home to discuss things.
01:04He ended up in jail, which I guess turned into prison.
01:09Not only is the guy that I really like a complete liar and a fraud, but now I find out
01:15he's homeless,
01:16he's jobless, and oh yeah, he just got out of prison.
01:20But Jeff stayed with me for maybe seven days.
01:25I don't...
01:26Oh, hell yeah, we was intimate, honey.
01:29Okay, like in the kitchen, in the bedroom, like, you know, on the air hockey table,
01:35underneath the air hockey table.
01:36He really didn't have any other intentions or expectations with his life.
01:42So he just made me his intention.
01:44The biggest thing out of all of those issues was that he lied to me.
01:47It wasn't because he was homeless.
01:49It wasn't because he didn't have a job.
01:50It was because he lied to me.
01:51And that really hurt.
01:53I'm definitely a lot more cautious and I definitely ask a lot more questions now.
01:57But still online dating and I do believe that maybe one day I could find something.
02:03Because I guess time does heal all wounds and now I can find the comedy in the story.
02:09But at the time it wasn't funny.
02:12At all.
