00:01Here at Cannes Film Festival, everyone seems to have an idea for a movie.
00:04But inspiration can come from anywhere.
00:07And to prove it, we hit the streets and spoke to some non-festival goers for their big pitches.
00:12This is the greatest movie never made.
00:18My idea for a movie would be an apocalypse with maybe The Rock as an actor.
00:24George Clooney and Jennifer Lopez in Poland in Warsaw with a relationship.
00:30The movie is called A Little Party Never Killed Nobody.
00:33It's obviously going to be an Irish horror movie.
00:35No, it's not a horror film. It's an action film.
00:40And it's just badass people. Just like ten.
00:43Ten badass girls and they have six superpowers.
00:48The weakest superpowers ever. Just like, they glow in the dark.
00:52Charlene Theron. She can collect trash and create things with it.
00:56Angela Jolie. She's the best rock skipper that you will ever meet.
01:00Everyone thinks she's like this super confident person, but deep down she's like, everything makes her pissed off.
01:05That's a difficult theme, but I think it could be possible.
01:09These badass females with their weak-ass powers, eventually they come together and they realize these weak-ass powers actually
01:16can save the world.
01:17And they meet Johnny Depp.
01:19Johnny Depp, he plays in the film and she's the bad person.
01:26Okay, so you know the song, The Beach Boys, Wouldn't It Be Nice?
01:29It's a party, right? Everything slows down in slow motion. This killer comes in. This song comes on in the
01:36most violent and explicit way.
01:39Starts ripping everyone to shreds.
01:40They go to the pyramids and they're really trying to find the ancient scriptures of the world because the world
01:47is going mad.
01:48Hauling out guts, splitting trouts, blood going everywhere.
01:53Everyone is turning into mummies.
01:55They try to eat them there.
01:57And so they have to figure out how to reverse that effect.
02:01So they run, run, run, run very, very, very fast.
02:04They're running through all the pyramids and as they enter each pyramid, they flash back through time.
02:10They end up in like Machu Picchu.
02:13Sky movie, sky movie.
02:15Throughout these tunnels, they find a different key that connects them to how they could save the world.
02:21They come in the house and there is someone in the house, a witch.
02:25Erykah Badu would have to be the witch and she's like, I'm mixing, I'm mixing, I'm mixing up the brew.
02:31Hey, I'm mixing, I'm mixing, I'm mixing up the stew.
02:35Hey, we doing it, we doing it just to save the world.
02:38And they have to drop all of these like key jewels into the witch's pot.
02:44And as she's stirring and as she's stored, eventually the world becomes anew.
02:50Johnny Depp married the girl.
02:52I'm sorry, this is such a sucky movie.
02:55The moral of the story is everybody's lame and that's what makes us unique.
02:59Very good.
03:00Go see it.
03:02It's gonna be epic.
