00:00Woman-hating fucking daughter-fucking-fucking-ran.
00:03This is that Twitter bitch!
00:05He's just fucking lying.
00:06Time's called for fucking measures.
00:08Fucking bragging about sexual assault motherfucker.
00:11Billy Bush is on a fucking butt plug.
00:13People are just gonna be grabbing shit.
00:15Dude, Pence, he's like a fucking wooden doll from the 50s.
00:19We're gonna have to wear cups now.
00:20This is like orange slimer.
00:22People are just gonna be peeing on other people.
00:24Fuck me, man.
00:25Booming at the mouth now.
00:27And the worst part is that he's actually sick.
00:28He's just mentally ill.
00:30It's not even funny.
00:31Christopher Columbus is the original white douche asshole.
00:35He raped and pillaged his way through America.
00:38I'm not gonna give his ghost the satisfaction of getting me a day off.
00:41So you're going to work as like an act of protest?
00:44Do you wanna come?
00:45No, dude, I'm not going to your office on my day off.
00:47You ever see that t-shirt with the evolution of man?
00:51What do you mean?
00:53What don't you do?
00:54Yeah.
00:54The, you said man, but you did quotes.
00:56Oh, it is the evolution of man, but it's just like women also exist?
01:01What the fuck?
01:02Mm.
01:02The first annual serial war.
01:05Who shall win?
01:06Who shall die?
01:08Or maybe it's just an exchange of technology and culture and everybody wins.
01:12It's a think tank of serial, really.
01:14Get that job, bitch.
01:15You know what?
01:16I am gonna get that job.
01:17You know why?
01:18Cause I love the frick.
01:20What do you think the stripes are in the American flag?
01:23They're hot dogs.
01:24They're boiled and unboiled hot dogs.
01:25White and red and white and red.
01:26Watch out, world, cause I'm about to make a law passing.
01:31That's important for humanity and women.
01:34That is so baller.
01:36It's like a holiday for sluts.
01:38Which I'm all for.
01:39No, me too.
01:40I can be a slut sometimes.
01:41Like a lot.
01:42Maybe we just don't need Halloween to express our sluttiness is all.
01:46And hey, good for you if you do.
01:48It's just fucking cold out.
01:50Abby, it is about to get I am legend up in here.
01:53You're gonna need those pubes for warmth.
01:55No, dude, but I prepaid for the package.
01:57What, am I not gonna finish a package?
01:59I'm sorry, I don't want a mustache for the apocalypse.
02:02Mustaches are gonna be currency soon.
02:04What's maca?
02:05Turn on the blender.
02:07I told you about maca so fucking much.
02:10It's my jam right now.
02:13But you don't seem to hear.
02:15But I'm not even gonna be there very long if you wanna get a drink after.
02:19Yes.
02:20Let's drink to like something really sickening.
02:23Like the real hero Christopher Columbus who directed Home Alone.
02:28I love that idea.
02:30You are sealed.
02:32You're amazing.
02:34You are my best friend for a reason and it's right now.
02:37You are the representative of our country.
02:39So I think I'm just gonna come over still.
02:41Yeah.
02:42And you know what?
02:43We'll just google how to google our local representatives.
02:45Okay.
02:46Good plan.
02:47Bye.
02:49Bye.
02:50Bye.
