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The office bathroom is for one thing: crying.
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00:14Oh
00:36Oh
00:36No, oh god, please don't be crying. Please do not be crying
00:42Okay, maybe it's someone I know
00:45Seriously everyone has those stupid shoes can't be Pam she sort of laughs when she cries
00:54And it can't be Gina
00:59She goes to the stairwell to cry
01:04Here I can hear you
01:15What would Mary Wollstonecraft done I must stay and fight the good fight
01:26Can I pass you a tissue?
01:31Love life
01:34Family drama
01:37Politics
01:39Work stuff
01:42I totally get that I make a lot less money than I should like a lot less than you would
01:47expect from my Amazon history
01:51Okay, so it's not about money
01:53Oh
01:54Did somebody accidentally send you an email about you?
01:58Because that's happened to me before. I mean I was the one who sent the email but still
02:03Did Miranda yell at you? She's yelled at me before lots of times. You just kind of get used to
02:09it
02:11Oh shit, is she Miranda?
02:14No, Miranda can't cry
02:16Okay, did you did you miss a deadline or something?
02:20Oh that's okay
02:21People make mistakes all the time and you have to forgive yourself even if other people won't and especially if
02:27they hold grudges
02:28It is not a crime to misplace something or turn something in late or forget to vote
02:36Or to lose your girlfriend's dog
02:38Even if she says otherwise
02:39And you can't just be blamed for everything without at least a discussion
02:43I mean everyone including you deserves a second chance
02:47You know discussions really need to happen before just making any rash decisions like getting dumped or fired
02:53Or
02:55Do you?
02:56Could I have my box of tissues back?

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