00:06I wish Instagram was just bodegu cats I know hey have you seen Megan Lindsay's
00:11cat yet oh my god that boy is so beautiful I know it's like the Naomi
00:15Campbell of cats I'm actually kind of jealous you shouldn't be allowed to have
00:19a cat that beaut they shouldn't be allowed to have a cat that beautiful
00:23obviously no shade all shade it's a mismatch that's the kind of cat an old
00:28lady leaves all her money to like in her will yeah it's like sorry soup kitchens
00:32that beautiful boy does deserve those jewels but Megan Lindsay what do they
00:37even do Meg's an accountant at an architecture firm and Lindsay has an
00:41Etsy store where she makes a drapes out of vintage dresses oh they do not
00:46deserve that cat how much are the CDs uh five bucks oh hey let me ask you a
00:54question Andy no no what's up thank you do you think these people deserve this
00:59cat I'm sorry don't pay attention to him okay they shouldn't have that cat but
01:04there's no need to rope you into this I know I know I sound nuts but this is
01:09about justice Megan Lindsay are parading their supermodel of a cat around it and
01:14yes supermodel it's like the Christy Turlington the cats is parading around
01:16Instagram I mean how do they expect me to react not like a lunatic like you know
01:23you don't understand you probably don't even have cats I have kids nerds
01:27probably hey lady you forgot your dumb CDs Andy they're your CDs that's how I know
01:35they're dumb yeah it's ska yeah hey Meg Lindsay how the vintage curtains sound
01:43like vintage hotcakes oh thanks for asking yeah hey do you think you're better
01:47than us what's ignore him I mean it's a fair question do you think you're better
01:54than us what's going on your cat your beautiful cat that you flaunt all over
01:58the internet like some new engagement ring parading it around Instagram like
02:02Cindy Crawford or something do you only know models from that George Michael
02:05video obviously where'd you even get a cat that beautiful we got her from a
02:09breeder oh okay there it is I knew it you guys are into eugenics you know else had a
02:16good-looking cat I bet Hitler excuse me we got our beautiful boys from a
02:21shelter which makes us the real heroes of this story what story yeah the
02:29obviously insane story we made up about you guys in our heads yeah sorry we got
02:35worked up you guys don't think you're better than us no we do have you seen our
02:40cat it's like the Chrissy Teigen of cats we're definitely better than you it's the
02:44kind of cat that would have been worshipped in ancient Egypt and it's ours we
02:49don't think we're better than you we are better than you
02:58I am never questioning your judgment again great because I have a lot of
03:02opinions about that George Michael video
