00:00Hey YouTube! I'm Michael. So sick of saying my name. Hey YouTube! I'm Lucy. And I'm Michael.
00:07And this is Storytime! Where we tell stories to each other that we've never
00:13heard before. Thumbs up if you like us. Thumbs up if you don't. It makes us feel
00:18good to get thumbs up. What does it make you feel? How much? We tell stories but we
00:24also put story ideas from you guys into this jar. So comment below letting us
00:29know what stories you want us to tell. And we've got a bunch in here that we'll
00:32pick out for today. Can I do it? Can I have the honors now that I'm already hands deep?
00:38Oh I'm scared. Oh this should be good! Most embarrassing moment. Wait. I don't want, okay.
00:45How do we, who can blow a bubble with our spit? That's disgusting, no. Okay give me a second.
00:55Alec popped out! What the, how about, you guess what number I'm thinking of. Okay. And then I'll
01:02guess what number you're thinking of. I'm thinking of another. How do I know you're not gonna lie?
01:05I, okay. She looks me right in the eye. What number am I thinking of? Seven. No. Three. You freaking
01:14got it!
01:15Alright, he won. Fair and square. Time for me to tell my most embarrassing story. Let me take you back
01:20to a place called High School Drama Club.
01:24Oh god. Well I love the drama club so uh, can it. I was also in drama. I figured. Were
01:30you ever in The Crucible?
01:31So I was in The Crucible. I was playing the part of a little bit of a promiscuous villager.
01:37You were just playing yourself. High School Drama Club, Broadway, what's the difference? Chicken Cutlets. Do you know what those
01:43are?
01:43Yes, I do. You know, in your bra to kind of give you the cleavage that you don't have. Very
01:48flat.
01:49Okay, so it was a part in the show where the lights go out and my character runs off stage.
01:54Quick costume change.
01:55Quick change. I'm talking ten seconds. So, lights go out. Book it off stage. Put my arms up. Quick costume
02:04change.
02:05I'm changing. I'm changing. The lights are about to go back on. I reach in and I go, oh my
02:10god. I'm missing my left chicken cutlet.
02:13Lights on stage. On. There is my chicken cutlet. Boob down. All suction cupped to the stage. Like, how do
02:22you feel about that?
02:22Your boob. I know. Gotta keep track of them. Yeah, usually they're just there. Not really there at all. Okay.
02:29Okay, I want to hear about your embarrassing story. Okay, so mine does not paint me on a great light.
02:35Okay. Warning. I was under 21 during this, but it involves alcohol. I didn't drink in high school.
02:41You go, boy! I like this boy and he like kind of liked me, I guess. I was a sophomore.
02:47He was a senior.
02:48Ooh. I know older. He invited me to his birthday party. It was a costume party. So I took this
02:54opportunity to dress a little risque.
02:56As Michael does. I would say there were three components to this costume and that's it.
03:00Let me guess. And none of them involved pants.
03:02Feathers. No. Bralette. Yes. Skirt. Yes.
03:05I was like, I'm going to build up the confidence to talk to him and tonight steal the kiss.
03:11Keep in mind this is like juice and alcohol. Basically, I proceeded to get incredibly drunk where I was on
03:17the floor.
03:17Do you have any pictures? I will show them to you privately.
03:20Um, so the night winds down, he still hasn't spoken to me. I was like- This is sad. This
03:24dude invited you to the party.
03:26Yeah. I'm devastated. And then didn't talk to you. I'm devastated. I'm devastated.
03:29So he'd offered to drive people home. So I was like, I gotta go home. And immediately- Uh oh.
03:35I opened his window and just like- All I remember saying is, I feel so cute right now. I
03:44feel so cute. This girl's like, are you okay?
03:47I was like, listen! I feel really cute right now.
03:50I woke up the next morning with a very neat pile of puke next to my face.
03:56There's a trail of my clothes and accessories from my back door to my room. So clearly I must have
04:01taken them off at some point.
04:03One at a time. One at a time as I was going.
04:06Then I look at my computer, have a Facebook message from that guy.
04:08You left your phone at my house. And also, my car was parked by his house. So you know what
04:12I had to do? I had to walk.
04:13I walked three miles. I get to my car. Immediately it starts raining. So I get in my car and
04:18I just sit there.
04:18This is a saga. I'm just saying this is a tale for the ages. It is. Continue.
04:22I'm too nervous to go up because I'm embarrassed. I sit there for an hour. It stops raining. I get
04:27- I get out of my car.
04:28I go to his house. I knock on the door. And he opens it and I see that his roommates
04:32are there.
04:33Everyone's looking at me because they know me now. He hands me my phone. He turns around for a second
04:38because somebody said something.
04:39And when they all look back, I'm gone. I have disappeared. I saw the opportunity and I ran.
04:43And then I never talked to him for like eight months after that. To this day, this is really hard
04:49for me to talk about.
04:50And I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry, but now the whole internet knows.
04:52I actually have to say, Michael, that I think you're a great storyteller. You really just keep me on the
04:57edge.
04:57Like, I'm sitting on the edge of this couch like, what's next?
04:59And what I learned from you is that you can't control your boobs.
