00:04Would you look at this, it appears Lance Storm has made a new friend.
00:09That's great, but why is he taking her to the ring?
00:13You of all people, you asking why a professional wrestler would take
00:16a scantily clad woman to the ring?
00:19No, no, no, Francine's different.
00:21She has credentials the likes of which I can't even begin to talk about right now.
00:25But why is he taking that to the ring with him now?
00:31That she is most likely here to counteract the interference of Tammy Lynn Sitt, who will
00:37no doubt come out with Chris Candida.
00:39A member of the Triple Threat.
00:41And now we've got to be subjected to this Monica Lewinsky wannabe.
00:46I don't have any interns.
00:47In case you people don't realize who this lovely lady is beside me this evening, now that she
00:55no longer dyes her hair and had those ridiculous implants taken out.
01:01This is the true Tammy Lynn bitch.
01:09That imposter that's been hanging out with Chris Candido is a fake and a fraud.
01:15Sunny days are not over for Lance Storm, I assure you.
01:22This is the lovely lady who did favors for Vince McMahon to get a job.
01:31This is the woman who had a revolving door on her locker room to keep that job.
01:42And to confirm the biggest rumors ever in this business, this woman was in fact the heartbreak ship.
01:57This woman was in fact the same way.
01:58When Chris Candido comes through that curtain, he is going to beat Lance Storm within an inch of his miserable
02:05life.
02:06Tammy's going to mow down everybody.
02:09Now I know this is ECW, which made me worse than Jerry Springer.
02:14And I've only said this maybe three times in my five year tenure with Extreme Championship Wrestling.
02:21But I apologize to everybody.
02:24Everybody whose life may have been affected by the rumors that Lance Storm just perpetuated on national television.
02:39In the 22 months that Chris Candido has been competing at ECW, his fiancee Tammy Lynn Sitch has been making,
02:49well, illegal appearances here.
02:52Tonight, it's Tammy's official ECW Arena debut.
03:28I'm not going to lie to you, franchisee.
03:31He is an invaluable addition to the Triple Threat.
03:34And there's more inside that cover than meets the eye.
03:37She's brains to go with it.
03:39Yeah!
03:46What a look!
03:47He just shot, well, the other Tammy, the bad last name.
03:52That is Germany.
03:56Hello!
03:57It is.
03:57In the beginning he will be using from Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
04:01Leading at 236 pounds, Lance Storm!
04:15Mr. Storm.
04:17Introducing once again,
04:19accompanying Mr. Storm, Tammy Lynn Bitch.
04:33From Spring Lake, New Jersey,
04:36weighing in at 240 pounds,
04:41no gimmicks needed,
04:43Chris Candido!
04:51And making her first official appearance
04:55here at the ECW Arena,
04:59please welcome to the ECW family,
05:05Tammy Lynn Shannon!
05:10I hate to do this to everybody,
05:11but we've got to take a short commercial break,
05:13but when we come back,
05:14I promise Tammy will still be here!
05:16I love you!