00:00Hi, I'm Jason. The sexiest man on earth. On the one-man crime spree. Just incredible.
00:20Lance Storm, the greatest natural athlete in this sport or any other.
00:25Don't get it. Honey, me too.
00:28Hi, I'm his personal bitch, and that's B-Y-T-C-H. I'm a star of T-N-N. Honey, how do you spell that?
00:40Hey, I'm Cyrus. You know, the host of ECW Pay Per View. The man who jacked up the buy rates, hot-shotted the territory, and gave poor Joey Styles the rub.
00:50Oh, speaking of that, I remember one time Joey Styles begged me to give him a rub.
00:58Right. Like I said, the most underutilized, underpromoted, underpushed piece of talent in the history of the wrestling industry.
01:05Hello. Hello. The greatest color commentator in the history of ECW or any other wrestling.
01:12So you see, what I'm really getting at, yes, we know she's attractive.
01:17Yes, I'm very attractive. Just keep it here. Because I am the extreme intellectual.
01:20And I am getting ready to make my mark on ECW. But I can't get the camera time.
01:24Look at me. Just like now. I can't get the camera time. I can't get the mic time.
01:28So how do I get over? It's a question that's plagued me for a long time.
01:32And now I'm out here as a glorified microphone stand. But you know what? I don't mind it.
01:37Because of the company I keep. Not the company I'm in.
01:43Now he should be the co-host of this fine program. And we can make it happen.
01:51You see, folks, we can manipulate any situation.
01:56We're smarter than the average wrestler in ECW.
02:03We'll play you like a violin and Rob Van Dam.
02:08You will not have a clue on what hits you when the impact players are done.
02:16Mark my words. Tell them, Lance.
02:19There's a lot of guys that think they're going to dominate this sport.
02:22Take over this company.
02:24They think they've got the stroke to pull it off.
02:26No way.
02:27Hmm.
02:28Justin and I have the stroke.
02:30We have the physical gifts.
02:31Oh, yeah?
02:32The mental prowess.
02:33How can somebody take over a sport unless they've paid their dues in the wrestling capital of the world?
02:39And we're trained back in Calgary.
02:41Alberta, Canada.
02:42Yes.
02:43Now that's not just the coolest.
02:46That's not just the best.
02:49That's Justin incredible.
02:53grams,
02:55da,
02:56sigma,
03:00They've got the keys
03:01Those things that they'd have got over the level.
03:03That book,
03:04oh,
03:05they've got three feet,
03:06yeah,
03:07they've got their two feet.
03:08They're pulled out of arms,
03:10all right,
03:11yeah.
03:12That's all.
03:13A month or not,
03:14they have to attack it
03:16They're pulling out of one place in Scotland.
