00:00You do not need to tell her about my boyfriend.
00:02I just said there's a cycle, there's a pattern.
00:05I didn't tell her anything.
00:08I need to get a mocktail.
00:09And in the meantime, shut the f*** up.
00:15Virtual reality.
00:17Hi, I'm Danny Murphy.
00:18I'm Evan Real.
00:19And it's still not about Tom.
00:21Well, it's about Tom.
00:22It is kind of about Tom.
00:24But it's also a lot about Sonia.
00:26It's so much about Sonia.
00:27The golden life, I was not expecting Sonia Rita to be...
00:33I know she is the straw that stirs the drink,
00:36but she's stirring up a lot of drama with her mocktails.
00:40Oh, yeah, with those mocktails.
00:42According to Sonia, but according to her castmates,
00:45she might be drinking off camera or ingesting other substances.
00:49I mean, it's kind of like wild accusations, to be honest.
00:52This is why the OGs are back.
00:53When Luanna's like, why don't you just get a glass of rosé
00:56like you do when we're not here?
00:57Sonia, why don't you just have a glass of wine
00:58like you do when you go out with all your other friends?
01:02Oh, my goodness.
01:03Then that, I feel like Sonia was not expecting Luann to call her out like that.
01:09Well, and also it came not out of nowhere,
01:11because let's go back to the yacht.
01:15The amount of yacht parties.
01:16I love to Dorinda trying to understand Palm Beach.
01:18She's like, so we're just always going on yachts and spending money.
01:20What is happening?
01:22I love Dorinda, except a New Yorker.
01:23She's falling for it.
01:24She's like, I get on these boats, and I want to buy the pink thing for $1,000.
01:28I usually just like to wear black, and now I'm wearing pink and feather.
01:31What's happening?
01:32I feel like you could really drink the Palm Beach sick very fast.
01:36Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:38But they are, well, A, it seems like Kelly and Sonia are,
01:42at the beginning of the episode, they were still in their BFF mode.
01:44Yeah, they were having that wonderful lunch congruent to Avery and Ramona's lunch.
01:48Although I don't think they could see each other from where they were having their respective lunches.
01:51I love Ramona being like, am I supposed to see you guys?
01:53What's happening?
01:53She's like, I don't want to go see Avery.
01:55Wait, do you know what's stressing me out though, speaking of this lunch?
01:57When they were going over the menu, and there was Chilean sea bass on the menu,
02:01and Sonia did ask for the price, and I think it was $68, and she was like, oh, we'll split
02:07that.
02:08I don't know if it's because she couldn't eat the whole filet of sea bass.
02:11Because her mock does make her burpee.
02:13But it kind of, I don't know, made me worry about her finances.
02:16It just stressed me out.
02:16The specials, how much are those?
02:18So the Chilean bass is going to be $68.
02:22Okay.
02:22Split it.
02:23She does have that lovely balcony.
02:25The balcony did look great, and her body was bodying, and her bikini.
02:28She looks amazing.
02:29Mock does and sea bass, honey.
02:30That's the secret.
02:31But Kelly and Sonia were opening up a lot to each other at that lunch,
02:35about their dating and everything.
02:36Kelly went on a triple date accidentally.
02:38I love that for her, by the way.
02:39I love it too.
02:39Both guys were so hot.
02:40So hot.
02:41She did not, I don't think she meant to be so attracted to the horse instructor man,
02:45but she was, because she was meeting this other dude to go on a horse riding date.
02:50But I didn't, I mean, I guess it makes sense.
02:51If you're not a seasoned horse rider, you would need someone to accompany you.
02:58Also, if that man was the, I'd be like, you're coming with me.
03:00And it just happened to be this other hot guy.
03:01So she probably felt like the bachelorette.
03:03I know.
03:03But speaking of hot guys, Luann's boy.
03:06He's hot.
03:06He's hot.
03:07Michael, he's so hot.
03:08But also hot commodity.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Because Luann literally essentially was like Nancy Grace with the evidence.
03:13She was showing everybody her phone.
03:15Like, look at where Sonia's hand is.
03:17Look at where his abs are.
03:18She's trying to grab his c**k.
03:19Look at this.
03:20Look at this.
03:21It's disrespectful.
03:22He's trying to protect his c**k right now.
03:25By the way, your ass is great.
03:27But here's the thing.
03:28My belly is bigger.
03:28Oh, but the shirt.
03:30There's the shirt.
03:31I know the way she said that.
03:32She was like, he was protecting his c**k.
03:34She's trying.
03:35I don't know if she really said c**k, but she said penis maybe?
03:37I think so.
03:38I think she actually might have said c**k.
03:39Yeah.
03:40Because it was inferred that Sonia was trying to figure out the size.
03:44The size.
03:45And what Luann must be working with.
03:48Because maybe she also wants to work with it.
03:49Because that's what Luann keeps saying is like, she always flirts with my guys.
03:52She goes after the guys that I date, etc.
03:54But then there's this whole discussion later on, or I forget at what point in the episode.
03:59There's so many discussions, some on boats, some in restaurants.
04:02But Sonia was saying that she feels undermined sometimes.
04:05It's like people don't remember that I was with Tom before Luann was with Tom.
04:10Or I was with Harry before Harry was with everyone else.
04:12So I think she just feels like people erase her.
04:16Where is this Sonia Morgan erasure coming from?
04:18That was a big issue on the show, though it seemed that Sonia keeps on putting herself in these situations.
04:25And not like, okay, well if this person's expressing an issue, hear them.
04:29We needed Avery to come in and kind of be like a makeshift therapist, which is very magical.
04:33But because of all of Sonia's antics with Luann's man, Durinda and Luann were like, you know what?
04:39An intervention on a yacht is the perfect idea.
04:42I love these women.
04:44Like when do interventions actually go well?
04:47On a yacht.
04:48You know, right?
04:50So they're talking and like Luann was kind of confronting Sonia mainly about how she was, you know, searching.
04:59She was, what?
05:00Bobbing for something?
05:02Bobbing for in Palm Beach?
05:04She is, oh my God.
05:06The golden life.
05:08Yeah.
05:08She's not suitable for work.
05:09Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
05:10But and then through that Luann's like, or Sonia was like, I thought it'd be okay since doesn't he know
05:15you cheat?
05:15I didn't think you cared.
05:17Because I know.
05:18Sure he knows you do.
05:22He knows you do that, but he knows I don't do that.
05:26Like, I mean.
05:28What?
05:28Mouth on the floor.
05:30I was like, also does Luann, I didn't, what?
05:32I mean, look, Luann on Ultimate Girls Trip did explain that they have an unconventional dynamic.
05:37They're not always together in the same place all the time.
05:39And there was this kind of insinuation that when they're not together, they sometimes play around on their own with
05:45other people.
05:46And so like maybe they have that agreement.
05:48And if they do, then that's not necessarily cheating.
05:51Then it works for them.
05:51Exactly.
05:53So different strokes for different folks.
05:54And if it works for Michael and Luann, we're going to celebrate that.
05:58Whatever works for them.
05:59This needs to be working well.
06:00Yeah.
06:01I mean, they seem really happy.
06:02And I do kind of love seeing Luann's possessive side come out.
06:06Oh, her Taurus is out to play.
06:07You know what I mean?
06:08I'm your queen.
06:09Right.
06:10I'm your queen.
06:11I'm like, new friends for me.
06:12We're going home.
06:12Yeah.
06:13That actually is.
06:14I just need to have that saved as a voice member to play.
06:16But then Luann did not like that.
06:19And then Sonya was like, you're downplaying my relationship with Tom.
06:23And then in downplaying, Sonya felt Luann was downplaying her relationship with Tom.
06:30And in doing that, downplayed Luann's relationship with him a lot.
06:33And it was like, he doesn't want to marry anybody.
06:35It didn't matter.
06:35It was you.
06:36Because apparently Tom had proposed to Sonya before or something.
06:40Allegedly.
06:40But then that really hurt Luann's feelings.
06:42She immediately got up and left.
06:44But still was like sticking close enough around to hear what the conversation should.
06:48Yeah.
06:48And I love though her and Dorinda was like, oh, I'm going to the f*** off this yacht too.
06:51Yeah.
06:52Yeah, relieving.
06:52They did depart the scene.
06:54Then I got to sit down.
06:55So then Sonya and Luann kind of got to a more okay place.
06:59Yeah.
07:00Which then resulted in Sonya just cursing the hell out of Kelly.
07:05Wait, so that was confusing.
07:06Poor Kelly.
07:07Also, Kelly's group chat that no one's answering.
07:08I know.
07:09Oh, poor, poor Kel Bell.
07:11I really did feel bad for her.
07:13But before the Kelly versus Sonya situation, it was nice to see Sonya and Luann getting along.
07:17And that was because, as you mentioned, Avery stepped in as kind of like a low-key therapist
07:21to tell Sonya how to apologize and how to explain the situation to Luann to sort of pacify the situation.
07:27So I was like, oh my God.
07:29Thank you, Avery.
07:30We have peace.
07:31We're going to have a nice dinner.
07:31Everything's going to be good.
07:33And then, help me out.
07:35Because I don't understand how Kelly and Sonya got to the place of Sonya standing up saying, shut the f**k
07:40up.
07:42Literally.
07:43And then she was like, I need my mocktail.
07:46So I'm all like, what?
07:47That was another phrase I want to start saying.
07:49I need my mocktail.
07:50And in the meanwhile, f**k you.
07:51Or something like that.
07:52I was like, what's going on?
07:54So what happened was, on the yacht, Sonya brought up how she wasn't respecting Luann.
08:02People were saying, you're not respecting Luann's feelings.
08:05Sonya was like, oh my God, this is what I was talking about with Kelly, with my Connecticut guy.
08:09How he texted me something, but I was like, what about me?
08:12So then Kelly was bringing up that again at the dinner table or the lunch table, probably thinking, it's fair
08:17game.
08:17It was discussed, and Kelly was like, see, Sonya, this is what you were talking about on the yacht and
08:21with me that we were working on.
08:22I think Sonya forgot she mentioned that to the group.
08:24Well, and I think Kelly's intentions were pure because she was just trying to affirm Sonya's feelings and let her
08:30know that, see, this is how it happens there.
08:32This is how it's happening here.
08:34And also to let everyone know that Sonya's aware of this as a behavior she wants to change.
08:37Right, exactly.
08:38Like, Kelly's always in Sonya's corner.
08:39She was helping her out.
08:41She's kind of the only one in Sonya's corner at this point.
08:43And then...
08:44Well, Ramona kind of is, but Kelly more so, I feel like.
08:47Has Ramona said a word to Kelly so far?
08:49No, not too many.
08:51I'm like, is she pretending she's not on the show?
08:52Not too many, but Kelly did just post basically a carousel tribute on Instagram to just Ramona saying how much
08:58she loves her.
08:59So I think they're good.
09:01Ooh, because I was like, Kelly needs a buddy.
09:03I know.
09:03Well, it's Sonya for now.
09:04It's Sonya, but now it's not really going...
09:06Yeah, I know.
09:07So it's very stressful.
09:08It seems like everyone is in disarray.
09:10Yeah.
09:12And this episode was really crazy, but everyone is telling us episode four, people lose their mind over.
09:17So I'm very...
09:18I'm like, if we're already doing this...
09:19Well, because the premiere and the second episode were both packed with drama.
09:22And it is kind of at this point the Sonya Rita show.
09:25The Sonya Rita show.
09:26So I don't know what to expect from episode four.
09:28We have episode three to get to still, but episode four apparently is bonkers.
09:32So that is what we are very excited for that.
09:33But yeah, so all the girls are fighting.
09:37It's like they never left.
09:39And again, too, if you guys are like, how the hell are you watching the show?
09:42We do get screeners.
09:44But it goes on YouTube and then it's going to be on Hulu finally.
09:46Because I was like, I don't even know.
09:48Thank God.
09:49Thank God.
09:50Thank you, Hulu.
09:51Seriously.
09:51And Disney Plus and all the things.
09:54All the things.
09:54It's going to be everywhere.
09:56Yeah, because we need our girls.
09:57We do need our girls.
09:58Thank God they're back.
09:59I know.
09:59We love it.
