00:00He's alive? Why is he nailed to the rock?
00:12Your kindness saved me, child.
00:14In return, I'll make you the true master of these seas,
00:16and you'll never have to struggle to survive again.
00:18Really?
00:20Keep this safe.
00:21If you lose it, you'll be in big trouble.
00:26Where's my surfboard?
00:27Looking for this? God of the island?
00:36Go there, big boy.
00:39Give me my board back, sea hag.
00:42Okay.
00:47My board?
00:49How did you do that?
00:50You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
00:52I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
00:56I'll never be as powerful as you, god of the island.
01:00But even you can't break my spell, unless you do something for me.
01:04Marry my daughter.
01:06Your daughter?
01:08I've seduced many sailors in my day.
01:14One had strong swimmers.
01:19But I'm immortal.
01:21If I marry your daughter, she'll age.
01:23I won't.
01:24It could never last.
01:26Five years.
01:28Look after her for five years.
01:30Help her find success.
01:32On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
01:35You can surf again.
01:36And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
01:43Okay.
01:46Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
01:53You tell me.
02:20I can't believe she's marrying some sponge or simp.
02:25I give it six months.
02:33We look so cute.
02:40I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
02:44Someone just commented, sponger in a stupid shirt.
02:47I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
02:50I don't.
02:51I don't.
02:53Spoiler alert.
02:54She did care.
02:55And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
02:57But I made a vow to stay with her for five years.
02:59And I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
03:03And it was very hard.
03:12Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
03:17And I've been her loyal supporter.
03:23In three days, I get my koa board back and I can surf again.
03:26But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
03:31She loves coconut water.
03:33Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
03:42Duke.
03:45Morning, sunshine.
03:46Don't sunshine me.
03:48You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
03:50That beach life, though, right?
03:52What were you even doing out there so early?
03:54Getting stoned?
03:56Something like that.
03:57Unbelievable.
03:58I need you on point today.
03:59I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple, might arrive early for the expo.
04:03Don't worry, babe.
04:04I got you.
04:13Oh.
04:15This is not the brand I like.
04:17It's not any brand.
04:18It's fresh.
04:21How hard is it to get the right brand?
04:23Did you forget because you were high?
04:25I'll get the kind you like next time.
04:34We were happy once.
04:37But the honeymoon is over.
04:50Oh, my God, that's her.
04:51Angela Lee, the single most important person in the world of surfing.
04:55No, that's the most important person in the world of surfing.
05:00That old guy?
05:01Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
05:03He's the real power.
05:04Started Quick Maple as a surf shack in Malibu and grew it into the most important surf brand on earth.
05:07Oh, no.
05:12Oh, I gotta go.
05:20Oh, no.
05:26Oh.
05:52He's here!
06:09Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
06:12Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
06:16Thank you for saving my life.
06:31You're the god of the island.
06:33Please, no one can know my identity.
06:35Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
06:38Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
06:41Anything.
06:44My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world, and her sponsor just went bankrupt.
06:50Angela!
06:55Your leg!
06:56It's completely healed!
06:59Did you do this?
07:00I wish I had healing powers.
07:02I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
07:06He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
07:09Well, thank you for helping.
07:11He needs our help too.
07:12His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
07:15Wife?
07:15Don't worry.
07:16She's one hell of a surfer.
07:20Hey Kai, remember Chad from high school?
07:23How could she forget?
07:24If he hadn't dumped her to move to LA and become an Olympic gold medal surfer,
07:27she wouldn't have settled for that burnout sponger duke.
07:34Chad was my past.
07:36Yeah.
07:37The one that got away.
07:39He was so hot.
07:42And strong.
07:43God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
07:47He could turn every girl into a spinner.
07:49You guys!
07:51If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
07:57Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
08:00Hey ladies.
08:03Kai, we should get going.
08:07Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
08:10Jealous much?
08:12I'm not ready to go yet.
08:14Did you forget?
08:15Forget what?
08:17We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
08:20The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
08:25I can't. Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
08:30Don't worry about that.
08:31You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
08:34What would you know about it?
08:39No way, bro. Is it really him?
08:41Oh my God, his abs look hard as rocks.
08:44I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
08:54Chad?
08:57Hey Boo. I'm in town for the expo.
09:00We knew he'd be here, but we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
09:06Bring it in for the real thing.
09:15Chad, can you sign my board? Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
09:20Duh. Of course I am.
09:22He's even hotter in person.
09:24She used to date him.
09:26Used to?
09:28How could you let a guy like that get away?
09:31So are we going to catch some waves or what, Boo?
09:35I really think Angela should see me surf.
09:37And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
09:40For branding. You don't mind, right?
09:42No worries. We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
09:47Let's go.
09:56Look at them. They're perfect together.
09:58So interesting. Made for each other.
10:07So which one is your wife?
10:09The one on the board with Chad?
10:11Interesting. She's good. Really good.
10:14She's the best.
10:19You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
10:20Yeah?
10:21I can help you get a sponsorship too.
10:23Thank you, Chad. But I can handle it. I'm a big girl.
10:31I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
10:33I know every single part of you.
10:35And would love to get reacquainted.
10:38I just want to help, since your husband obviously can't.
10:42Oh, hey dude. You must be Duke. The sponger who waxes Kai's board.
10:49I'm Kai's husband.
10:53Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
10:59Five years.
11:01Five years.
11:01For five years I protected and loved you.
11:03But now I'm starting to see, you never really loved me back.
11:08I caught your favorite fish myself.
11:12And you've been out all day with Chad.
11:16You're cold. I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
11:21Hey, don't sweat quick, Maple. I'm tight with Angela.
11:24I got your back like a bikini string.
11:27Thanks so much, Chad.
11:29It's the least I can do.
11:31You know, I never forgot you.
11:33Maybe I should stay on the island a while and get back in touch.
11:37I'm married.
11:39You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
11:41Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
11:45Duke's actually really sweet.
11:48Sweet. Yeah.
11:50He's a total simp.
11:51Dump him. Or don't.
11:54I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
12:03There's an extra board here.
12:05It's a gift for you.
12:08A fish.
12:09This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
12:13Duke designed my board himself.
12:15You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
12:19Plus, this is a quick maple board.
12:21That's what Angela wants to see you on.
12:24Good point. Thank you.
12:27See you on the beach, boo.
12:32Catch any big ones?
12:33It was okay. Lots of close outs today.
12:35I made dinner. For our anniversary.
12:38Our patios got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
12:41Sorry, I ate already.
12:48New board?
12:50Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
12:52A quick maple should build a board for you.
12:54Like I did.
12:55This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
12:57It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
12:59Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
13:01He won gold.
13:02You don't even surf.
13:03I know the island's waves.
13:05I'll think about it.
13:06So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
13:08Are you sore?
13:09Do you want a massage?
13:17I'm sore.
13:18I'm gonna go in the hot tub.
13:19Want some company?
13:21No thanks.
13:21I'm not in the mood.
13:22Too sore.
13:25She said she wasn't in the mood, but she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me.
13:31Duke?
13:36You forgot your towel.
13:37Didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house.
13:44Aren't you gonna say anything?
13:46What do you want me to say?
13:47Do you even care?
13:49Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
13:51I care.
13:53If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
13:55Why did you never learn to surf?
14:00I was the best surfer in the world.
14:02But your mom cursed me.
14:06What does that have to do with anything?
14:08Because it's weird.
14:09You're like obsessed with surfers.
14:12You make custom surfboards.
14:14You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
14:17But you can't even surf.
14:20That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
14:22So you can leech off me.
14:25That's why you didn't even react to me screwing that jet and calling it another man's name.
14:29Because you don't actually care about anything except using me to get closer to the glory you'll never have.
14:36You want me out of your life?
14:40Give it a few more days.
14:48You want me out of your life?
15:04You want me out of your life?
15:34I know.
15:40I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
15:43It's purling.
15:52See what your garbage waxing did, Sponger?
15:54It wasn't the wax.
15:55It was your board.
15:58So it's my fault?
16:00I was trying to unlock her power.
16:01You've been holding her back.
16:03Up.
16:07What?
16:08I think what you meant to say was, you've been holding her up.
16:13You're a pro surfer, props on that.
16:15But I know my island.
16:16I know my break.
16:19And I know how to kick your ass.
16:21You think so?
16:22Let's go then.
16:31Duke, stop showing off.
16:33Chad's a professional athlete.
16:34You're a professional stoner.
16:35You don't want to fight him.
16:39Is that the kind of guy you are?
16:41Need to be rescued by your girl?
16:44I don't know what happened out there.
16:46I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
16:47Don't sweat it.
16:48The sponsorship's yours.
16:49You looked amazing.
16:50But I just had an epic wipeout.
16:53It's not just about your surfing.
16:55You're hot.
16:56And you've got a great man behind you.
17:00Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
17:08We've got to celebrate.
17:10My tie.
17:10Yes, absolutely.
17:12Fix the wax on my new board.
17:17She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
17:20One more day and she can have it.
17:24I can't believe she gave me the sponsorship, right?
17:28After I wiped out.
17:30And it's all thanks to you.
17:32I'd do anything for you.
17:46Oh no.
17:47You're going to be so sticky.
17:49Why don't you come up to my room and rinse off in the shower?
17:52You can borrow a t-shirt too if you want.
17:54Yeah, I am really sticky actually.
18:21First I rode your waves.
18:28What are you doing?
18:31Stop denying yourself.
18:33We both know you want this.
18:35Put your clothes on, Chad.
18:38You first.
18:42Give me back the towel, Chad.
18:44Come on.
18:44It's the least you can do after I got you the sponsorship.
18:48Please don't do this.
18:50Don't worry, Boo.
18:51Every girl likes it at the end.
18:53Help!
18:53Somebody help me!
19:02Ride this.
19:11How are you so strong?
19:16Does it make you feel strong?
19:18Taking another man's sloppy seconds?
19:20That's beta behavior.
19:22I thought you were a chap.
19:24Please.
19:25I can't breathe.
19:26What are you doing to him?
19:33Enough!
19:40What is wrong with you?
19:42Me?
19:43He was assaulting my wife.
19:46This is a misunderstanding.
19:48Really?
19:49You were crying for help.
19:51He spilled a drink on me.
19:52I was just cleaning up.
19:55And how did he end up naked?
19:57He was just changing.
19:58You came in at the wrong time.
20:01Timing, bro.
20:02It's everything.
20:02In surfing and in love.
20:04Can you please just take me home?
20:07You can stay here if you want, Boo.
20:10We all need to just chill out before the expo tomorrow.
20:13Let's go.
20:22I shouldn't have slapped you.
20:27You were being crazy, though.
20:29I thought you were going to kill him.
20:33Do you have anything to say?
20:36Why were you in his hotel room?
20:39I told you, he spilled a drink.
20:41I should have been there.
20:43But instead, you made me...
20:44If you wanted to come, you should have come!
20:46You are always doing this.
20:48You act like a total simp and then bitch and complain when I don't tell you what to do.
20:52Act like a man for once!
20:54You used to like that I was kind and giving.
20:57No.
20:58I like the way you fucked me that first time.
21:00I was totally digmatized and I made the biggest mistake of my life.
21:05That's really how you feel about our marriage?
21:10You're a sweet guy, Duke.
21:12But I need a strong man behind me.
21:14Not a slacker.
21:17If you cared to look closer, you'd see that the truth is...
21:21You'd never be this successful without me.
21:24Get real, Duke.
21:26I could make my own meals and wax my own board.
21:29I only let you do it because you're so pathetic.
21:34I feel bad for you.
21:36You think I'm just a glorified servant?
21:38Like you said, a leech.
21:40I need a real man.
21:42Not some stoner, beta, board waxing, sponger.
21:47All the things you do for me just make you seem weak.
21:49How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
21:56Then let's get a divorce.
21:57Then let's get a divorce.
21:57Then let's get a divorce.
21:59Then let's get a divorce.
22:00Then let's get a divorce.
22:00Then let's get a divorce.
22:00Then let's get a divorce.
22:00Then let's get a divorce.
22:01Then let's get a divorce.
22:01Then let's get a divorce.
