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A nerdy girl, a popular football star, and a secret that changes everything! 🎓⚡ When Carsen hides from his crazy ex in Ryan's room, a spark ignites. But with the NFL calling his name, Ryan chooses to fade into the background and raise their child alone. Watch the drama unfold as fame, friendship, and true love collide! 🍿🔥
⭐GENRE: Jock, Athlete, Friendship, Campus Lovers
👫Cast: Talia Wynzel
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A nerdy girl, a popular football star, and a secret that changes everything! 🎓⚡ When Carsen hides from his crazy ex in Ryan's room, a spark ignites. But with the NFL calling his name, Ryan chooses to fade into the background and raise their child alone. Watch the drama unfold as fame, friendship, and true love collide! 🍿🔥
⭐GENRE: Jock, Athlete, Friendship, Campus Lovers
👫Cast: Talia Wynzel
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00:00:05I don't know, but you have to, right?
00:00:08He's leaving soon.
00:00:22Dude, it's so obvious that you're with for Ryan.
00:00:26Since the moment we were kids on a playground, man.
00:00:29You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
00:00:35Yeah.
00:00:38I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but am I going away party?
00:00:42I'm going to finally ask her.
00:00:44She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:00:54Watch it, Aggo.
00:00:56You can't even walk straight.
00:01:02No.
00:01:03Ow!
00:01:09Oh my god.
00:01:11Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:01:14Oh, but who's going to guard the bridge?
00:01:16Pregnant?
00:01:17Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:01:19Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:01:22Oh my god.
00:01:29Mollins, let me in, please.
00:01:31Carson?
00:01:32Drunk on a Monday night?
00:01:34Oh god.
00:01:37Seriously, how do you want?
00:01:49What the hell?
00:01:52Put that away.
00:01:54I don't want to see my best friends.
00:01:56You know, what?
00:01:57Carson, baby.
00:01:59Where are you?
00:02:08Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
00:02:12You know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations.
00:02:15Ex-girlfriend.
00:02:17And this is serious.
00:02:18Don't strip your apartment.
00:02:19Why didn't you freaking handle me?
00:02:21You know how I get when we don't fuck.
00:02:27Open this door now.
00:02:29Do not keep your girlfriend waiting.
00:02:31Oh.
00:02:37Are you...
00:02:39harsh?
00:02:41You grinding on me is nothing.
00:02:44Grinding?
00:02:46Who's grinding?
00:02:51Yeah, let's go away, please.
00:02:53Open the door now!
00:02:55Or I swear to god, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:03:04Hi, Lily.
00:03:06My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:03:10I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:03:12Uh, he's...
00:03:14He's oral.
00:03:15Oh, over.
00:03:17Over at his house.
00:03:18Are you having a stroke?
00:03:20Why so nervous, Kongs?
00:03:22Could it be that you...
00:03:25Um, uh...
00:03:27I was talking to him on FaceTime.
00:03:30And it was on speakerphone.
00:03:31That's probably why you heard him.
00:03:34He was saying how he can't...
00:03:37He can't wait to have sex...
00:03:40Have sex with you.
00:03:43I'm glad you know your place, bitch.
00:03:48I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
00:03:54You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of allowing on.
00:03:59Or under, I mean.
00:04:01Get out!
00:04:02Get out!
00:04:02Get out!
00:04:03Get out!
00:04:09You know, I still don't know why you...
00:04:11Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
00:04:15You barely made it through that.
00:04:20Hey!
00:04:21That's my...
00:04:21I put my...
00:04:22I put my belt on that!
00:04:24I...
00:04:25I...
00:04:25Put this on!
00:04:34Damn, I've gotten this.
00:04:35Damn, he looks hot in those.
00:04:39Well, it, uh...
00:04:41It worked, didn't it?
00:04:42You're welcome.
00:04:43Yes, you're amazing.
00:04:45I'm Tom.
00:04:47I'm Tom.
00:04:54Oh, God, I can't believe I just saw my first penis.
00:04:59And it's yours.
00:05:02Thoughts?
00:05:04Because personally, I enjoyed what I saw down in your penis.
00:05:07Carson, did you...
00:05:08Did you really just say that?
00:05:10Ryan.
00:05:12Come on, answer.
00:05:15Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that, either.
00:05:19It...
00:05:19It's...
00:05:21It's...
00:05:21Leave.
00:05:22You need to...
00:05:26It's...
00:05:26It's nice, and you need to leave.
00:05:29So you think it's nice?
00:05:31Ryan Collins, that is bold.
00:05:34You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:05:36Shut up.
00:05:39So, just to be clear, you want me to leave even though you think that I had a very nice...
00:05:48Shut up.
00:05:49Oh, God.
00:05:52Let's do it.
00:06:23Oh, of course I guess we, we, we can't.
00:06:27Why not?
00:06:28Because you're, you're, you're a little drunk and you're hiding from your evil psycho baby ex-girlfriend and you're a
00:06:36big football star and I'm just your dorky best friend and there's no way that you seriously want me.
00:06:41I like you.
00:06:42Cons.
00:06:44I'm very serious about how much I like you.
00:06:47Have you ever wondered what it would feel like?
00:06:51Or something more?
00:06:54Only every day since I was seven.
00:06:57I've even thought about him being my first, but I never thought it could actually happen.
00:07:03Maybe.
00:07:21I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.
00:07:36I've never done this before.
00:07:38I know.
00:07:42I promise I'll take care of you.
00:07:44I told you that I'm not that type.
00:07:50Don't wanna waste it right.
00:07:54Make it more than more chance.
00:07:57Yeah.
00:07:58Oh, you got carried away.
00:07:59Ooh, you made me to say.
00:08:01Keep in mess with weight.
00:08:02In this space, you see in your face.
00:08:10Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:08:19How'd you run to practice?
00:08:21Come find me on the field later tonight?
00:08:28I've loved Carson for as long as I can remember.
00:08:33Does this last night mean he feels the same?
00:08:36After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp.
00:08:40If you want something more, he's probably gonna ask now.
00:08:57So, about last night?
00:08:58Oh, God.
00:09:00Does he regret it?
00:09:02Yeah, about last night.
00:09:05Look, if you think it was a mistake, I...
00:09:08A mistake?
00:09:10Oh, so you can let me be in sleep.
00:09:11Well, you were, you were really drunk, and it's probably obvious that I've liked you forever, and I just...
00:09:19I didn't know if you wanted me more than...
00:09:23What didn't you just say?
00:09:26I said I want to be more than friends.
00:09:29I like you.
00:09:30Cars.
00:09:31For real.
00:09:33I like you too, Cars.
00:09:35I just...
00:09:36What if this changes things between us?
00:09:40I don't want to lose my best friend.
00:09:42I won't.
00:09:43Look, we still got a few months, as always.
00:09:47Okay?
00:09:48We can take a stop.
00:10:05I've wanted him since forever.
00:10:08And now he's finally mine.
00:10:12So what, your period three weeks late, and you've been throwing up every day, that doesn't mean jack squat.
00:10:17What?
00:10:22Positive.
00:10:27How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:10:32I don't know.
00:10:34But you have to, right?
00:10:35He's leaving soon.
00:10:50Dude, that's so obvious that you're with for Ryan.
00:10:53Since the moment we were kids on a playground, man.
00:10:57You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
00:11:02Yeah.
00:11:05I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but at my going away party, I'm going to finally
00:11:10ask her.
00:11:11She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:11:22Watch it, Ugggo.
00:11:23You can't even walk straight.
00:11:29No.
00:11:31Ow!
00:11:32Ow!
00:11:33Ow!
00:11:34Ow!
00:11:36Oh my god.
00:11:38Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:11:41Aw, but who's going to guard the bridge?
00:11:44Pregnant?
00:11:45Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:11:47Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:11:51You've got back!
00:11:52I will!
00:11:53When you tell me who your baby daddy is.
00:11:55I can't tell her the baby's Carson's.
00:11:58Her ex?
00:11:59She would kill me.
00:12:04Oh my god.
00:12:05You don't even remember?
00:12:07You're such a slut.
00:12:08Ew!
00:12:09I'm going to call you Ghana-Ryan.
00:12:13Maybe you should get tested for a CD strip.
00:12:16That's one test you'll actually pass.
00:12:21For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch, but probably has the body count of a
00:12:26stripper?
00:12:26I've got some nerve.
00:12:28Expose her, Lily.
00:12:29Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
00:12:38Not much.
00:12:40Oh, but don't worry.
00:12:42Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
00:12:45Ew!
00:12:46So trashy.
00:12:48Aw, are you crying?
00:12:50Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:12:53Well, newsflash.
00:12:55He's moving across the country to be an NFL star.
00:12:57What?
00:12:58No.
00:12:59No, no, he's staying right here in North Cardiff.
00:13:03Oh.
00:13:03You don't know.
00:13:05He's training with the NFL champions.
00:13:07He's going to be gone the whole fall semester and the whole summer.
00:13:11I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale.
00:13:13She just sucks up all the air.
00:13:15Daddy.
00:13:17Oh, Summer.
00:13:17Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat team moms dragging them down.
00:13:23Not like you'd even seen a chance.
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:25Have you seen NFL wags?
00:13:27Perfect tits, perfect tents.
00:13:29You're already bloating.
00:13:30Oh my God.
00:13:31Imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now.
00:13:35Just drop out, Ryan.
00:13:40That was so close.
00:13:41Carson, you're going off to practice with NFL players and here I am.
00:13:52Lily's right.
00:13:53If I distract Carson with this baby, I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being.
00:14:00I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for.
00:14:06Your father can never find out about you.
00:14:12He needs to leave and never come back.
00:14:16Woo!
00:14:17Come on!
00:14:18Let's go!
00:14:21To Carson!
00:14:25The youngest player in history to Trevor Anacolty.
00:14:29Yeah, Lee.
00:14:30Your career is like set.
00:14:32How does it feel?
00:14:34Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed.
00:14:37All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:14:40Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team.
00:14:43Woo!
00:14:44Woo!
00:14:45But I also owe this win to my best friend, Ryan Collins.
00:14:51I've stayed by my side since I've been kids.
00:14:54For every win, every loss, every stupid dream I've ever had.
00:15:03Carson.
00:15:05Carson.
00:15:07What happened?
00:15:09Talk to me.
00:15:11Sleep.
00:15:13I freaking had one shot.
00:15:16To throw the ball.
00:15:18I blew it.
00:15:20Everybody's counting on me and I blew it.
00:15:22And I blew it because I'm an idiot.
00:15:26No, hey, breathe, Carson.
00:15:28Breathe.
00:15:29Hey, you're the youngest captain in our school's history.
00:15:34You are perfect.
00:15:3699% of the time.
00:15:40On and off the wheel.
00:15:48You're not embarrassed.
00:15:50Everybody's going to ignore me.
00:15:52I'll do the homecoming game.
00:15:53You're my best friend, stupid.
00:15:56I mean, yeah, sure, you're going to make it to the NFL one day.
00:15:59But I'd still be best friends with you, even if you were the water boy.
00:16:12That night, you said we were best friends.
00:16:17Ryan, I want to be so much more than that.
00:16:20There's no doubt.
00:16:22No question in my mind.
00:16:25No.
00:16:26Except for one.
00:16:28That's why.
00:16:33Don't you marry me, Ryan Collins?
00:16:39Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
00:16:43I'm so sorry, Carson.
00:16:46You're my best friend.
00:16:48That's why I'm doing this.
00:17:00Ryan, what the hell?
00:17:02I thought you liked me.
00:17:05I thought you wanted this.
00:17:06You thought wrong.
00:17:07I could never be with a loser like you.
00:17:09That's bullshit.
00:17:11I've known you since we were seven.
00:17:13I know when you're lying.
00:17:15You don't know me.
00:17:16I want to be with a real star.
00:17:18That's Jonah.
00:17:20You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is.
00:17:27I can see that.
00:17:28You know, I thought you cared about me.
00:17:31I guess I had your back room.
00:17:34Wow.
00:17:37I didn't think you had that kind of spice in your collards.
00:17:40Nah.
00:17:41Where were we?
00:17:43Whoa!
00:17:44Whoa!
00:17:45What the fuck?
00:17:46Wait a minute.
00:17:48Are the rumors true?
00:17:49Are you actually pregnant?
00:17:51Oh, you're trying to fuck me and baby trap me.
00:17:55You trashy, psycho bitch.
00:17:58Carson's dodged a bomb.
00:18:04That day, my final act of love for my best friend was convincing him I hated him, so he'd never
00:18:14come looking for me again.
00:18:15But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
00:18:38Oh, you're trying to fuck me and baby trap me and baby trap me and baby trap you and baby
00:18:39trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby
00:18:40trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby
00:18:42trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby
00:18:42trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby
00:18:43trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby
00:18:43trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby
00:18:47trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby
00:18:48trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby
00:18:48trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby
00:18:48trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and baby trap you and
00:18:50first NCAA championship in 50 years and now every college in the nation wants
00:18:54you on their team. Where are you going? Georgia? Oregon? Boise? Texas?
00:19:00Ryan? Ryan you need to come look at this! Please hold. Okay. Oh you need a diaper.
00:19:18Hey. I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms but isn't it good for Charlie
00:19:23to see your dad? For all? She'll know. I found her dad at a random sperm bank. Got it? Are
00:19:29you sure you're ready for school on Monday? You haven't slept in like four months. I can't
00:19:33give Charlie the life she deserves working a minimum wage job. I need to get my pre-med
00:19:38degree. And you're not afraid of seeing you know who? Carson? No. No way. It's my guts.
00:19:47He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten school for his senior season. There's no
00:19:52way that he'd come back to lame ass middle of nowhere North Cardiff. Actually I'll be going
00:19:58back to my roots. I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Cardiff.
00:20:09Ryan put that away. Your baby is fine. You won't be if you make me drink alone tonight.
00:20:15Oh shut!
00:20:18You're going to be drinking alone regardless. The babies can't drink tequila remember?
00:20:23Come on you're still a milk. And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born so you have to
00:20:27have fun with me. Where else?
00:20:29Okay fine. I'll sing. You only need to watch over your drunk ass teacher.
00:20:35Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
00:20:40Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
00:20:43She might shed a few pounds.
00:20:45I see you still don't have any hobbies Lily.
00:20:47Oh like you do? Still no dad in the picture I'm guessing.
00:20:51He dodged a bullet. Really pudgy.
00:20:54You look like my mom before she started her diet. Leave her alone.
00:20:59You know I heard the most interesting rumor today. I heard that someone very important is
00:21:04transferring back for his senior year. In fact, I think he's here now.
00:21:11Hope you don't embarrass yourself mama. Who's here?
00:21:41Oh my god Freddy Krueger. I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts but this is so
00:21:48much grosser.
00:21:50Let go of my skirt. Or what? Hey everyone, who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party drink?
00:22:01Who wants to see a human cow get milked?
00:22:10Oh my god. She's actually leaking milk.
00:22:14Milk. Gross. Who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow drink again?
00:22:19Milk that cow. Milk that cow. Milk that cow. Milk that cow.
00:22:33Oh my god. Carson. He can't find out I had his child like this.
00:22:39Collins?
00:22:48Is that what I think it is?
00:22:58I don't know. But you have to, right? He's leaving soon.
00:23:16Dude, it's so obvious that you're with for Ryan.
00:23:18Yeah. Since the moment we were kids on a playground, man.
00:23:22You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
00:23:28Give me that.
00:23:31I know I have to leave sooner than I thought but
00:23:33at my going away party, I'm going to finally ask her.
00:23:37She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:23:47Watch it, Ugggo. Ugh, you can't even walk straight.
00:23:55No.
00:24:01Oh my god. Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant.
00:24:07Oh, but who's going to guard the bridge?
00:24:09You're pregnant. Someone actually put their dick in that.
00:24:12Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:24:22Collins, let me in, please.
00:24:24Carson? Drunk on a Monday night?
00:24:28God. Seriously, what do you want?
00:24:42What the hell? Put that away. I don't want to see my best friends, you know, what?
00:24:50Carson, baby, where are you?
00:24:54Call yours, call yours.
00:24:56Okay, don't.
00:25:01Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
00:25:05You know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations.
00:25:08Ex-girlfriend, and this is serious.
00:25:11Ruben, strip your opinion that you freaking ambushed with me.
00:25:14You know how I get when we don't fuck.
00:25:20Open this door now. Do not keep your girlfriend waiting.
00:25:30Are you... harsh?
00:25:34You're grinding on me. It's nothing.
00:25:37Grinding? Who's grinding?
00:25:43Can you just go away, please?
00:25:46Open the door now, or I swear to God, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up.
00:25:54Oh!
00:25:56Hi, Lily.
00:25:58My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:26:03I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:26:05Uh, he's... he's oral... over... over... over at his house.
00:26:11Are you having a stroke?
00:26:13Why so nervous, Collins? Could it be that you...
00:26:19Um, uh... I was talking to him on FaceTime, and it was on speakerphone, that's probably why you heard him.
00:26:26Uh, he... was saying how he can't... he can't wait to have... have the se... have sex... have... have sex
00:26:34with you.
00:26:36Glad you know your place, bitch.
00:26:40I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
00:26:47You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of relying on... or under, I mean.
00:26:54Get out, get out, get out!
00:27:01Uh...
00:27:02Um, no I still don't know why you...
00:27:03Since when have I your best friend of a million years ever made you nervous?
00:27:08You barely made it through that.
00:27:13Hey, that's my, I put my, I put my belt on that.
00:27:17I, I, put this on.
00:27:27Damn, I got on this.
00:27:28Damn, he looks hot in those.
00:27:32Well, it worked, didn't it?
00:27:35You're welcome.
00:27:36Yes, you're amazing.
00:27:38Up top?
00:27:47Oh, God, I, I can't believe I just saw my first penis.
00:27:52It was yours.
00:27:55Thoughts?
00:27:57Because personally, I enjoy what I saw down on your page.
00:28:00Carson, did you, did you really just say that?
00:28:03Ryan, come on, answer.
00:28:08Or, or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that either.
00:28:12It, it's, it's, it's, it's leave.
00:28:15You need to, nice.
00:28:19It's nice, and you need to leave.
00:28:21So you think it's nice?
00:28:24Ryan Collins, that is bold.
00:28:27You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:28:29Shut up.
00:28:29Don't make me.
00:28:32Don't make me.
00:28:32So, just to be clear, you want me to leave even though you think that I had to be very
00:28:39nice.
00:28:41Oh, God.
00:28:46Oh.
00:28:50Oh, God.
00:29:16Of course I guess. We can't.
00:29:20Why not?
00:29:21Because you're a little drunk and you're hiding from your evil psycho baby ex-girlfriend
00:29:28and you're a big football star and I'm just your twerky best friend and there's no way
00:29:32that you seriously want me.
00:29:33I like you, Collins. I'm very serious about how much I like you.
00:29:40Have you ever wondered what it would feel like if...
00:29:44there's something more?
00:29:47Only every day since I was seven. I've even thought about him being my first.
00:29:53But I never thought it could actually happen. Maybe...
00:30:12Oh shit, Collins. I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.
00:30:29I've never done this before.
00:30:31I know. I promise I'll take care of you.
00:31:03Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:31:12How'd you run to practice? Come find me on the field later tonight?
00:31:21I've loved Carson as long as I can remember.
00:31:26Does last night mean he feels the same?
00:31:29After the semester he leaves for the most elite training camp.
00:31:33If he wants something more, he's probably gonna ask now.
00:31:49So... about last night?
00:31:51Oh god. Does he regret it?
00:31:55Uh, yeah. About last night. Look, if... if you think it was a mistake...
00:32:01A mistake?
00:32:03Oh, Collins, you can never be a mistake.
00:32:05Well, you were... you were really drunk and it's probably obvious that I've...
00:32:09liked you forever and I just... I didn't know if you want to be more than...
00:32:16What did you just say?
00:32:18I said I want to be more than friends.
00:32:21I like you. Collins. For real.
00:32:26I like you too, Collins. I just...
00:32:29What if this changes things between us?
00:32:33I don't want to lose my best friend.
00:32:34Mom.
00:32:36Look, we've still got a few months, as always.
00:32:39Okay?
00:32:41We can take a slow.
00:32:58I've wanted him since forever.
00:33:00And now he's finally mine.
00:33:05So what? Your period's three weeks late and you've been twirling up every day.
00:33:09That doesn't mean jack squat.
00:33:15Positive.
00:33:20How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:33:25I don't know.
00:33:27But you have to, right? He's leaving soon.
00:33:34I don't know.
00:33:43Dude.
00:33:44It's so obvious that you're whipped for Ryan.
00:33:46Since the moment that we were kids on a playground, man.
00:33:50You know, I guess I just never really thought that you'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
00:33:55Fuck yeah.
00:33:58I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but...
00:34:01Am I going away party? I'm gonna finally ask her.
00:34:04She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:34:15Watch it, Ugggo.
00:34:16Ugh, you can't even walk straight.
00:34:23No.
00:34:24Ow!
00:34:25Ow!
00:34:29Oh my god.
00:34:31Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:34:35Aw, but who's gonna guard the bridge?
00:34:37Pregnant? Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:34:40Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:34:44Give that back!
00:34:45I will.
00:34:46When you tell me who your baby daddy is.
00:34:48I can't tell her the baby's Carson's.
00:34:51Her ex?
00:34:52She would kill me.
00:34:56Oh my god.
00:34:58You don't even remember?
00:35:00You're such a slut.
00:35:01Ew.
00:35:02I'm gonna call you...
00:35:04Ghana, Ryan.
00:35:06Maybe you should get tested for STD's, Trish.
00:35:10That's when tests you'll actually pass.
00:35:14For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch, but probably has the body count of a stripper?
00:35:19You've got some nerves.
00:35:21Expose her, Lily.
00:35:22Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
00:35:31Not much.
00:35:33Oh, but don't worry.
00:35:35Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
00:35:38Ew.
00:35:38So trashy.
00:35:42Aw, are you crying?
00:35:43Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:35:46Well, newsflash.
00:35:47He's moving across the country to be an NFL star.
00:35:51What the...
00:35:52No, no, he's staying right here in North Cardiff.
00:35:56Oh.
00:35:56You don't know.
00:35:57He's training with the NFL champions.
00:35:59He's gonna be gone the whole fall semester and the whole summer.
00:36:04I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale.
00:36:06She just sucks up all the air.
00:36:08Daddy.
00:36:09The whole summer?
00:36:11Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat team moms dragging them down.
00:36:16Not like you'd even stand a chance.
00:36:18Yeah.
00:36:18Have you seen NFL wags?
00:36:19Perfect tits, perfect tens.
00:36:22You're already bloating.
00:36:23Oh my god, imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now.
00:36:28Just drop out, Ryan.
00:36:32That was so close.
00:36:34Carson, you're going off to practice with NFL players and here I am.
00:36:40What?
00:37:10Let's go!
00:37:13Let's go!
00:37:14To Carson!
00:37:17The youngest player in history to train with an NFL team.
00:37:22Yeah.
00:37:22Yeah.
00:37:23What?
00:37:23That's so lovely.
00:37:23Your career is like set.
00:37:25How does it feel?
00:37:27Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed.
00:37:29Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
00:37:33Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team.
00:37:37But I also owe this win to my best friend, Ryan Collins.
00:37:44I've stood by my side since I've been kids.
00:37:47For every win, every loss, every stupid dream I've ever had.
00:37:56Carson.
00:37:58Carson.
00:38:00What happened?
00:38:02Talk to me.
00:38:04Sleep.
00:38:06I'm freaking out one job.
00:38:09To throw the ball.
00:38:11And I blew it.
00:38:13Everybody's counting on me and I blew it.
00:38:16I blew it because I'm an idiot.
00:38:19Hey, breathe, Carson.
00:38:21Breathe.
00:38:23You're the youngest captain in our school's history.
00:38:27You are perfect.
00:38:3099% of the time.
00:38:33On and off.
00:38:35Yeah.
00:38:41You're not embarrassed.
00:38:43Everybody's going to bore me.
00:38:45I blew the homecoming game.
00:38:46You're my best friend, stupid.
00:38:49I mean, yeah, sure, you're going to make it to the NFL one day, but I'd still be best friends
00:38:54with you, even if you were the water boy.
00:39:05That night, you said we were best friends.
00:39:10But Ryan, I want to be so much more than that.
00:39:13There's no doubt.
00:39:14There's no question in my mind.
00:39:19Except for one.
00:39:25Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
00:39:32Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
00:39:36I'm so sorry, Carson.
00:39:39You're my best friend.
00:39:50Ryan, what the hell?
00:39:55I thought you liked me.
00:39:57I thought you wanted this.
00:39:59You thought wrong.
00:40:00I could never be with a loser like you.
00:40:02That's bullshit.
00:40:04I've known you since we were seven.
00:40:06I know when you're lying.
00:40:07You don't know me.
00:40:09I want to be with a real star.
00:40:11That's Jonah.
00:40:12Jonah, you'll never be half the man or athlete that he is.
00:40:20I can see that.
00:40:21You know, I thought you cared about me.
00:40:24I guess I had your back room.
00:40:27Wow.
00:40:30I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you, Collins.
00:40:33Nah.
00:40:34Where were we?
00:40:36Whoa!
00:40:37Whoa, what the fuck?
00:40:39Wait a minute.
00:40:41Are the rumors true?
00:40:42Are you actually pregnant?
00:40:46You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me.
00:40:48You trashy, psycho bitch.
00:40:51Carson's dodged a bomb.
00:40:57That day, my final act of love for my best friend
00:41:02was convincing him I hated him.
00:41:05So he'd never come looking for me again.
00:41:08But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
00:41:39Carson!
00:41:40Carson!
00:41:41You led your team to their first NCAA championship in 50 years, and now every college in the nation wants
00:41:47you on their team.
00:41:48Where are you going? Georgia? Oregon? Boise? Texas?
00:41:53Ryan? Ryan, you need to come look at this!
00:41:57Please hold. Okay.
00:42:01Oh, you need a diaper.
00:42:12Hey, I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms, but isn't it good for Charlie to
00:42:16see your dad?
00:42:16For all? She'll know. I found her dad at a random sperm bank. Got it?
00:42:22Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday? You haven't slept in like four months.
00:42:26I can't give Charlie the life she deserves working a minimum wage job. I need to get my pre-med
00:42:31degree.
00:42:31And you're not afraid of seeing you-know-who?
00:42:34Carson?
00:42:36No. No way. It's my guts.
00:42:40He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten school for his senior season.
00:42:44There's no way that he'd come back to lame-ass middle of nowhere North Cardiff.
00:42:50Actually, I'll be going back to my roots.
00:42:52I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Cardiff.
00:43:02If I didn't put that away, your baby is fine.
00:43:05You won't be if you make me drink alone tonight.
00:43:08Oh, shut up!
00:43:11You're going to be drinking alone regardless.
00:43:13If the babies can't drink tequila, remember?
00:43:16Come on, you're still a milk.
00:43:18And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born, so you have to have fun with me.
00:43:21Where else?
00:43:22Okay, fine. I'll stay.
00:43:24You don't need to watch over your drunk ass.
00:43:28Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
00:43:33Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
00:43:36She might shed a few pounds.
00:43:38I see you still don't have any hobbies, Lily.
00:43:40Oh, like you do?
00:43:42Still no dad in the picture, I'm guessing.
00:43:44He dodged a bullet.
00:43:46You're really pudgy.
00:43:47You look like my mom before she started her diet.
00:43:50Leave her alone.
00:43:51You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today.
00:43:54I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year.
00:43:59In fact, I think he's here now.
00:44:03Hope you don't embarrass yourself, Mama.
00:44:07Who's here?
00:44:09Who's here?
00:44:35Oh my god, Freddy Krueger.
00:44:38I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts, but this is so much grosser.
00:44:43Let go of my skirt.
00:44:44Or what?
00:44:45Hey, everyone.
00:44:47Who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party trick?
00:44:53Who wants to see a human cow get milked?
00:45:03Oh my god, she's actually leaking milk.
00:45:07Gross.
00:45:08Who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow trick again?
00:45:12Milked that cow!
00:45:14Milked that cow!
00:45:16Milked that cow!
00:45:17Milked that cow!
00:45:26Oh my god, Carson.
00:45:29I can't find out I had a child like this.
00:45:32Collins?
00:45:41Is that what I think it is?
00:45:42Is that what I think it is?
00:45:51I don't know.
00:45:52But you have to, right?
00:45:53He's leaving soon.
00:46:08Dude, it's so obvious that you're wet for Ryan.
00:46:11Since the moment that we were kids on a playground, man.
00:46:15You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
00:46:21Yeah.
00:46:24I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but am I going away party?
00:46:27I'm going to finally ask her.
00:46:30She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:46:40Watch it, Aggo.
00:46:41Ugh, you can't even walk straight.
00:46:48No.
00:46:49Ow!
00:46:51Ow!
00:46:52Ow!
00:46:54Oh my god.
00:46:57Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:47:00Oh, but who's going to guard the bridge?
00:47:02Pregnant?
00:47:03Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:47:05Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:47:15Collins, let me in, please.
00:47:17Carson?
00:47:18Drunk on a Monday night?
00:47:21God.
00:47:23Seriously, what do you want?
00:47:36What the hell?
00:47:38Put that away!
00:47:39I don't want to see my best friends, you know, what?
00:47:43Carson, baby, where are you?
00:47:47Call yours, call yours.
00:47:49Don't, don't.
00:47:54Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
00:47:58You know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations.
00:48:01Ex-girlfriend, and this is serious.
00:48:03We're going to strip your apartment that you freaking ambushed me.
00:48:07You know how I get when we don't fuck.
00:48:13Open this door now.
00:48:14Do not keep your girlfriend waiting.
00:48:23Are you...
00:48:27You grinding on me is nothing.
00:48:30Grinding?
00:48:31Who's grinding?
00:48:37Can you get us to go away, please?
00:48:39Open the door now!
00:48:41I swear to God, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:48:49Hi, Lily.
00:48:51My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:48:55I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:48:58Uh, he's...
00:48:59He's oral...
00:49:02Over...
00:49:03Over at his house.
00:49:04Are you having a stroke?
00:49:06Why so nervous, Collins?
00:49:08Could it be that you...
00:49:11Um, uh...
00:49:13I was talking to him on FaceTime,
00:49:15and it was on speakerphone that spoke probably why you heard him.
00:49:19He was saying how he can't...
00:49:23He can't wait to have this...
00:49:25Have sex...
00:49:26Have sex with you!
00:49:28Glad you know your place, bitch.
00:49:33I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
00:49:40You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of a long man.
00:49:45Or under, I mean.
00:49:47Get out, get out, get out, get out!
00:49:52Uh, you know, I still don't know why you...
00:49:57Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
00:50:01You barely made it through that.
00:50:06Hey!
00:50:07That's my...
00:50:07I put my...
00:50:08I put myself on that!
00:50:10I...
00:50:11I...
00:50:11Put this on!
00:50:19Yeah, well, I got this.
00:50:21Damn, he looks hot in those.
00:50:25Well, it, uh...
00:50:27It worked, didn't it?
00:50:28You're welcome.
00:50:29Yes, you're amazing.
00:50:31Up top.
00:50:40Oh, God, I...
00:50:41I can't believe I just saw my first penis.
00:50:45And it's yours.
00:50:48Thoughts?
00:50:50Because personally, I enjoy what I saw down in your pants.
00:50:53Carson, did you...
00:50:54Did you really just say that?
00:50:56Ryan.
00:50:58Come on, answer.
00:51:01Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that, either.
00:51:05It, it's...
00:51:07It's...
00:51:07It's...
00:51:08It's...
00:51:08You need to leave.
00:51:12It's nice, and you need to leave.
00:51:14So you think it's nice?
00:51:17Ryan Collins, that is bold.
00:51:20You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:51:22Shut up.
00:51:23Okay, green.
00:51:25So, just to be clear, you want me to leave, even though you think that I have been very nice.
00:51:59It's nice.
00:52:09Of course I'm just, we, we, we can't.
00:52:13Why not?
00:52:14Because you're, you're, you're a little drunk and you're hiding from your evil, psycho baby ex-girlfriend and you're a
00:52:22big football star and I'm just your dorky best friend and there's no way that you seriously want me.
00:52:27I like you, guys.
00:52:30I'm very serious about how much I like you.
00:52:33I've never wondered what it would feel like if there was something more.
00:52:40Only every day since I was seven.
00:52:43I've even thought about him being my first, but I never thought it could actually happen, maybe.
00:53:05Holy shit, I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.
00:53:21I've never done this before.
00:53:24I know.
00:53:28I promise I'll take care of you.
00:53:30I told you that I'm not that tight.
00:53:56Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:54:05How'd you run to practice?
00:54:07Come find me on the field later tonight?
00:54:14I've loved Carson as long as I can remember.
00:54:19Does last night mean he feels the same?
00:54:21After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp.
00:54:26If he wants something more, he's probably gonna ask now.
00:54:30I don't know.
00:54:42So, about last night?
00:54:44Oh, God.
00:54:46Does he regret it?
00:54:47Uh, yeah, about last night.
00:54:50Look, if you think it was a mistake...
00:54:53A mistake?
00:54:55Oh, I'm thinking that would be a mistake.
00:54:58Well, you were really drunk, and it's probably obvious that I've liked you forever, and I just...
00:55:05I don't know if you want to be more than friends.
00:55:09What did you just say?
00:55:11I said I want to be more than friends.
00:55:14I like you.
00:55:16I like you, Carson.
00:55:17For real.
00:55:19I like you too, Carson.
00:55:21I just...
00:55:22What if this changes things between us?
00:55:26I don't want to lose my best friend.
00:55:28I won't.
00:55:29What, we still have a few months, once I'll leave.
00:55:32Okay?
00:55:34We can take it slow.
00:55:51I've wanted him since forever.
00:55:53And now he's finally mine.
00:55:58So what, you're period three weeks late, and you've been throwing up every day?
00:56:02That doesn't mean jack squat.
00:56:08Positive.
00:56:13How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:56:18I don't know.
00:56:20But you have to, right?
00:56:21He's leaving soon.
00:56:35Dude, it's so obvious that you're whipped for Ryan.
00:56:39Since the moment we were kids on a playground, man.
00:56:43You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
00:56:48Fuck you.
00:56:51I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but am I going away party?
00:56:55I'm going to finally ask her.
00:56:57She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:57:08Watch it, Argo.
00:57:09You can't even walk straight.
00:57:22Oh my god.
00:57:24Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:57:28Oh, but who's going to guard the bridge?
00:57:30Pregnant?
00:57:31Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:57:33Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:57:37Give that back.
00:57:38I will.
00:57:39When you tell me who your baby daddy is.
00:57:41I can't tell her the baby's Carson's.
00:57:44Her ex?
00:57:45She would kill me.
00:57:50Oh my god.
00:57:51You don't even remember?
00:57:52You're such a slut.
00:57:54Ew.
00:57:55I'm going to call you Ghana Ryan.
00:57:59Maybe you should get tested for STD, Strish.
00:58:02That's one test you'll actually pass.
00:58:07For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch, but probably has the body count of a stripper?
00:58:12I've got some notes.
00:58:14Expose her, Lily.
00:58:15Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
00:58:24Not much.
00:58:26Oh, but don't worry.
00:58:27Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
00:58:31Ew.
00:58:31So trashy.
00:58:34Aw, are you crying?
00:58:36Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:58:39Well, newsflash.
00:58:40He's moving across the country to be an NFL star.
00:58:44What?
00:58:44No.
00:58:45No.
00:58:46He's staying right here in North Cardiff.
00:58:48Oh.
00:58:49You don't know.
00:58:50He's training with the NFL champions.
00:58:52He's going to be gone the whole fall semester and the whole summer.
00:58:57I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this quail.
00:58:59She just sucks up all the air.
00:59:01Daddy.
00:59:02The whole summer?
00:59:04Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
00:59:09Not like he'd even stand a chance.
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:11Have you seen NFL wags?
00:59:12Perfect tits, perfect tens.
00:59:15You're already bloating.
00:59:16Oh my god.
00:59:17Imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now.
00:59:21Just drop out, Ryan.
00:59:25That was so close.
00:59:27Carson.
00:59:28You're going off to practice with NFL players.
00:59:31And here I am.
00:59:38Mother's right.
00:59:39If I distract Carson with this baby, I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being.
00:59:46I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for.
00:59:52Your father can never find out about you.
00:59:57He needs to leave and never come back.
01:00:01Woo!
01:00:03Come on!
01:00:04Let's go!
01:00:07To Carson!
01:00:11The youngest player in history to travel to NFL team.
01:00:15Apparently, your career is like set, man.
01:00:18How does it feel?
01:00:20Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed.
01:00:22I love it, I love it.
01:00:24Woo!
01:00:26Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team.
01:00:29Woo!
01:00:30Woo!
01:00:31But I also owe this win to my best friend, Ryan Collins.
01:00:37I've stood by my side since we were kids.
01:00:40For every win, every loss, every stupid dream I've ever had.
01:00:49Carson!
01:00:51Carson, hey.
01:00:53What happened?
01:00:55Talk to me.
01:00:57Sleep.
01:00:59I freaking had one shot.
01:01:02To throw the ball.
01:01:03And I'll do it.
01:01:06Everybody's counting on me and I blew it.
01:01:09I blew it because I'm an idiot.
01:01:12No.
01:01:12Hey, breathe.
01:01:13Carson, breathe.
01:01:15Okay?
01:01:16You're the youngest captain in our school's history.
01:01:20You are perfect.
01:01:22You are perfect.
01:01:2299% of the time.
01:01:26On and off the field.
01:01:34You're not embarrassed.
01:01:36Everybody's going to ignore me.
01:01:37I'll Google homecoming game.
01:01:39You're my best friend, stupid.
01:01:42And yeah, sure, you're going to make it to the NFL one day.
01:01:44But I'd still be best friends with you, even if you were the water boy.
01:01:58That night, you said we were best friends.
01:02:03But Ryan, I want to be so much more than that.
01:02:06There's no doubt.
01:02:08No question in my mind.
01:02:11Well, except for one.
01:02:14Oh, shit.
01:02:19Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
01:02:24Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
01:02:29I'm so sorry, Carson.
01:02:32You're my best friend.
01:02:34That's why I'm doing this.
01:02:37Oh!
01:02:39Oh!
01:02:46Ryan, what the hell?
01:02:48I thought you liked me.
01:02:50I thought you wanted this.
01:02:52You thought wrong.
01:02:53I could never be with a loser like you.
01:02:55That's bullshit.
01:02:57I've known you since we were seven.
01:02:59I know when you're lying.
01:03:00You don't know me.
01:03:02I want to be with a real star.
01:03:04That's Jonah.
01:03:06You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is.
01:03:13I can see that.
01:03:14You know, I thought you cared about me.
01:03:17I guess I had your back.
01:03:20Wow.
01:03:23I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you, Collins.
01:03:26Nah.
01:03:26Where were we?
01:03:29Whoa!
01:03:30Whoa!
01:03:31What the fuck?
01:03:32Wait a minute.
01:03:33Are the rumors true?
01:03:35Are you actually pregnant?
01:03:38You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me.
01:03:41You trashy, psycho bitch.
01:03:44Carson's dodged a bomb.
01:03:50That day, my final act of love for my best friend was convincing him I hated him, so he'd never
01:04:00come looking for me again.
01:04:02But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
01:04:32Carson, Carson!
01:04:35You led your team to their first NCAA championship in 50 years, and now every college in the nation wants
01:04:40you on their team.
01:04:41Where are you going?
01:04:43Georgia?
01:04:44Oregon?
01:04:44Boise?
01:04:45Texas?
01:04:46Ryan?
01:04:48Ryan, you need to come look at this!
01:04:50Please hold.
01:04:51Okay.
01:04:54Oh, you need a diaper.
01:05:05Hey, I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms, but isn't it good for Charlie to
01:05:09see your dad?
01:05:09For all?
01:05:10She'll know.
01:05:11I found her dad at a random sperm bank.
01:05:14Got it?
01:05:15Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday?
01:05:17You haven't slept in like four months.
01:05:19I can't give Charlie the life she deserves working a minimum wage job.
01:05:23I need to get my pre-med degree.
01:05:25And you're not afraid of seeing you know who?
01:05:27Carson?
01:05:29No, no way.
01:05:31It's my guts.
01:05:32He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten school for his senior season.
01:05:37There's no way that he'd come back to lame-ass middle of nowhere in North Cardiff.
01:05:43Actually, I'll be going back to my roots.
01:05:45I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Cardiff.
01:05:55Lane, put that away.
01:05:56Your baby is fine.
01:05:58You won't be if you make me drink alone tonight.
01:06:01Oh, shut up!
01:06:04You're going to be drinking alone regardless.
01:06:06The babies can't drink tequila, remember?
01:06:09Come on, you're still a milk.
01:06:11And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born, so you have to have fun with me.
01:06:14Where else?
01:06:15Okay, fine.
01:06:16I'll stay.
01:06:17You know, only to watch over your drunk ass.
01:06:21Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
01:06:26Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
01:06:29She might shed a few pounds.
01:06:31I see you still don't have any hobbies, Lily.
01:06:33Oh, like you do?
01:06:35Still no dad in the picture and kissing.
01:06:37He dodged a bullet.
01:06:39You're really pudgy.
01:06:40You looked like my mom before she started her diet.
01:06:43Leave her alone.
01:06:44You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today.
01:06:47I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year.
01:06:52In fact, I think he's here now.
01:06:56Hope you don't embarrass yourself, mama.
01:07:00Who's here?
01:07:25Hey!
01:07:26Hey!
01:07:28Oh my god!
01:07:29Freddy Krueger!
01:07:31I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts, but this is so much grosser.
01:07:36Let go of my skirt!
01:07:37Or what?
01:07:38Hey, everyone!
01:07:40Who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party train?
01:07:46Who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow trick again?
01:08:05Milk that cow!
01:08:07Milk that cow!
01:08:09Milk that cow!
01:08:10Milk that cow!
01:08:11Milk that cow!
01:08:11Milk that cow!
01:08:12Milk!
01:08:12Milk that cow!
01:08:13Milk that cow!
01:08:18Milk that cow!
01:08:19Milk that cow!
01:08:20Oh my god!
01:08:21Carson!
01:08:21He can't find out I had a child like this!
01:08:25It's like this!
01:08:25Collins?
01:08:34Is that what I think it is?
01:08:43I'll see you next time.