00:00Remember when you first start smoking weed?
00:01It takes like five times, actually.
00:04I didn't get high until like a year.
00:07I smoked weed for the first time
00:09when I was in eighth grade.
00:10And then I didn't get high for the first time
00:12until I was like almost done with ninth grade.
00:15And that time I smoked weed in my house by myself.
00:18Because all my friends.
00:21And I got so high.
00:23I smoked a whole joint by myself.
00:26And I was like, oh my.
00:27And I was like freaking out.
00:29So my mom came home.
00:31It's late for something.
00:31Yeah, that's what I was thinking the entire time.
00:34And my mom came home and I went downstairs
00:36and she was just standing right there
00:37and she brought my little sister over.
00:39And she was like, what's wrong with your face?
00:43And I was like, I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:46And then instantly I'm like sweating.
00:48I'm like, holy fuck.
00:51And she brings like my baby sister over.
00:53And she's like, doesn't something look wrong with his face?
00:57And I was like, and she was like, yeah, it does.
01:00Something does look wrong.
01:02I mean, she probably smelled weed on you.
01:04I had a pretty good plan.
01:05What did you have?
01:06I stood up on a stool in the shower.
01:09I stood up on a stool in the bathroom.
01:11I blew it up into the vent.
01:12And then I took like an hour long shower
01:13with the heat and the sink both all the way hot.
01:16And then I lathered the walls in shampoo.
01:18Lathered the walls?
01:20Yeah.
