00:00Dude, when people put dog shit bags in the trash can, it f***ing f***s me.
00:05Because it'll be the trash day's over, and your trash can sits on the street until you get home.
00:09Oh, in the can, yes.
00:10They put them in your trash can, and you're like, well, now I have a dog shit.
00:12Like, f*** am I going to do with this?
00:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14I'm walking back from the gym, and I see this kid.
00:17It was like a college kid.
00:18It wasn't even my trash can.
00:20It was like my neighbor's two houses down.
00:21Yeah, but you were doing the right thing.
00:22Dude, I come back.
00:23I see him throw it in there, and I watch him walk away.
00:25And without even thinking, I was just like, hey, what?
00:28Did you just throw your dog shit in there?
00:30And the guy was like, yeah, why?
00:32And I was like, I'm just curious.
00:34Where do you think that goes when you do that?
00:36Like, that's a recycling can.
00:37Where do they recycle dog shit?
00:39Dude, the guy was like, dude, I'm sorry.
00:41And then I could have just been like, hey, just don't do that.
00:43You take that out of there.
00:44I just started hammering this dude.
00:46Yeah, it took it out.
00:46I was like, that's someone's problem now, dude.
00:49Yeah, it took out everything on him.
00:50I'm like, you know that?
00:51Someone has to pick that out.
00:52That's all road rage.
00:53Where do you think it goes?
00:54That's everything.
00:55He was just sitting there like, oh, dude.
00:57And then I walked my house like, I didn't have to do all that.
01:00That was good.
