00:00I've got, one summer, I got hit with two different oil slicks at gas stations.
00:04I was big into sandals one summer.
00:06Yeah.
00:07And oil slicks at gas stations would f*** you up.
00:11Yeah, true.
00:11Hit one, jammed my front.
00:13I got like turf toe.
00:14Oh.
00:15I got like an NFL injury.
00:16You got club foot?
00:17I got absolute club foot.
00:19And then Florida State, I fell.
00:20Oh.
00:21Leaving the gas station, holding a f***ing case of like white claws.
00:27I was walking out and hit an oil.
00:28I was the fat guy on the turd, dude.
00:30I was just fully foot straight out.
00:33People were like, oh my God.
00:35No one was laughing.
00:36They were seriously, they were like, are you all right?
00:38That was an insane fall.
00:40Falling is one of the more embarrassing things.
00:41I felt like a f***ing drag queen.
00:45Like my foot went under me.
00:46I was like.
00:48And thank God none of my friends saw, because it must have been the funniest thing of all time.
00:53Were the claws all shaken up when you got back?
00:54They were shaken up.
00:55How were the claws?
00:56But I wasn't even considering them.
00:57I was bloody.
00:58My leg was bloody.
00:59You got that f***ed up?
01:00Oh no.
01:00My front big toe got like purple under the f***ing toenail.
01:05I wasn't happy.
01:06And then we.
