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00:01:53The most terrifying period in the history of my beat
00:01:56began in a little run-down floor shop called Mushnick's.
00:02:04Ah, good morning, Mrs. Shiva. How's things today?
00:02:06Oh, the same as usual, Mr. Mushnick.
00:02:09My sister's nephew Stanley died in Little Rock, Arkansas.
00:02:13Oh, what happened?
00:02:14He got blown up. Who knows how?
00:02:17That's nice. Well, you would like maybe, as usual, some flowers for the funeral.
00:02:20Should all acquaintance be forgot and never brought to my...
00:02:25I thought possibly, uh, because I always give to you all my funeral business,
00:02:30maybe you should possibly give to me, uh, a little cut rate.
00:02:34Look on me, Mrs. Shiva. What am I, a philatelist?
00:02:38I sell on Skid Row nothing but cheap carnations.
00:02:41And I should give you a cut rate. I can't even afford water for the flowers.
00:02:45To my throat, I would be giving a cut.
00:02:48I dreamt, I dwelt in marble halls with vassals...
00:02:53Shut up from the back!
00:02:57Excuse me, Mrs. Shiva. That Seymour...
00:03:00He's a nice boy.
00:03:01Why don't you let him sing?
00:03:03What, see?
00:03:04Look, here I got a new customer. Brand new in the yellow vest.
00:03:07I should let the cleanup boy, but I can't even afford chase him out right away.
00:03:16Flowers fresh as the springtime Mushnicks. Hello?
00:03:18Oh, hello, Dr. Farb.
00:03:20What can I do for you today?
00:03:21Listen, Mushnick, I haven't got much time.
00:03:23Send me over two gladiolas and the fern.
00:03:26Excellent. That's two dozen glads, one potted fern.
00:03:29No, no, no, Mushnick.
00:03:31Two gladiolas and one fern.
00:03:35You want I should put two gladiolas in the pot with the fern?
00:03:38No, one fern, one piece altogether, three pieces.
00:03:42I need it for my waiting room.
00:03:44Yeah, it's a filling her out.
00:03:46What?
00:03:46A filling her out.
00:03:47Good, I'll drill a bigger hole.
00:03:49You mean you want two crummy gladiolas and one crummy fern?
00:03:52What kind of a decoration is that?
00:03:54Listen, it's my flower budget for the week, Mushnick.
00:03:58Who can be a dentist on Skid Row?
00:04:00All right, excellent.
00:04:01I'll send Seymour right away.
00:04:02Who am I to argue with science?
00:04:05Make it snappy.
00:04:07Now you are going to get it.
00:04:09Oh, you are going to get it.
00:04:11Wait, look.
00:04:17Seymour Krelboin.
00:04:18Now, Mrs. Shiva, we were talking from the funeral flowers, but the little...
00:04:25Did you call me Mr. Mushnick?
00:04:27No.
00:04:28I was calling John D. Rockefeller for to make a loan on my Rolls Royce.
00:04:33Sorry, I said it.
00:04:34Now, look, Seymour.
00:04:37You take two gladiolas, and you'll cut them nice and even.
00:04:40You'll take one foin, and you'll wrap them in a package, and you'll take them to Dr. Farr.
00:04:45Right?
00:04:47Don't go already!
00:04:49Now, what can I do for you, sir?
00:04:51My name is Burson Fouch.
00:04:52Excellent.
00:04:53I am Gravis Mushnick.
00:04:54Oh, that's a good one.
00:04:55Now, who's going to get my roses?
00:04:56I'll take care of you, Mrs. Shiva.
00:04:58Come right over here.
00:05:00You would like maybe some orchids for a nice girl?
00:05:03No, I think I'd like a couple of dozen carnations.
00:05:06Carnations!
00:05:07A Burson can't turn around these days that somebody shouldn't drop dead.
00:05:11You've had more than your share of bad luck, Mrs. Shiva.
00:05:13Bad luck, she calls it.
00:05:15You should have so many people kick off.
00:05:17You would have somebody fall on top of you, too.
00:05:19What about the carnations?
00:05:21You said you wanted some roses.
00:05:23Yes, for Stanley.
00:05:28My carnations.
00:05:32You should see what that Seymour is...
00:05:34Oh, here are your carnations.
00:05:36Wait, I'll wrap them for you.
00:05:37No, that's all right.
00:05:37I'll leave them here.
00:05:44Why not?
00:05:47Of course, what else?
00:05:50They are all right?
00:05:51Well, I've had better.
00:05:52Well, this is a small shop.
00:05:54That's okay.
00:05:55You know, those big places,
00:05:56they're full of pretty flowers, expensive flowers.
00:05:58And when you raise them for looks and smell,
00:06:00you're bound to lose some food value.
00:06:02I like to eat these little out-of-the-way places.
00:06:05Such a thing, eating flowers.
00:06:07Look, don't knock it until you try it, huh?
00:06:11Look what happened.
00:06:14This is what I was trying to tell you before.
00:06:17Look on him, everybody.
00:06:19Look at the quality of his work.
00:06:21I ask you, when I fire him,
00:06:23where is he going to get such another good job?
00:06:25You mean I'm fired?
00:06:26No, I'm electing you president from the United States.
00:06:30Yes, you are fired.
00:06:31Gravis, you can't do that.
00:06:33Who can't?
00:06:35I didn't mean it.
00:06:36You didn't mean it.
00:06:37You never mean it.
00:06:38You didn't mean it the time you put up the bouquet
00:06:41with the get-well card in the funeral parlor
00:06:43and sent the black lilies to the old lady in the hospital.
00:06:47You didn't mean it.
00:06:48But this time, I, Gravis Mushnick, mean it.
00:06:52He means it.
00:06:54But gee, Mr. Mushnick,
00:06:56don't I always try to do what's right?
00:06:58And I'm crazy about flowers.
00:07:00I like flowers almost as much as Audrey does.
00:07:02Excellent, you're fired.
00:07:03Why don't you give him a chance to resurrect himself?
00:07:06I give him a chance to quit.
00:07:07I ain't gonna quit.
00:07:08You're a brave boy, you're fired.
00:07:10But that ain't fair, Mr. Mushnick.
00:07:12You know what I'm doing?
00:07:14I'm working on a special surprise plant just for you.
00:07:17I'm growing a plant like you ain't never seen before.
00:07:19Excellent, I can't even sell the plants I got in my shop.
00:07:22Out, you!
00:07:22Now, wait a minute.
00:07:23If he's got a new kind of plant, you ought to look at it.
00:07:26I don't look on flowers, Mr. Yellow Vest.
00:07:28I got ancestors in the flower business for 200 years,
00:07:31but I got one shop on Skid Row, one stinking shop.
00:07:34I don't even like flowers.
00:07:35No, you don't understand what I mean.
00:07:37Look, I've eaten in flower shops all over the world.
00:07:40And I've noticed that the places that have the most weird and unusual plants
00:07:42do the best business.
00:07:43Si.
00:07:44Si.
00:07:44Si.
00:07:45What is this, a tango?
00:07:48All right.
00:07:50Explain me more.
00:07:52Well, I remember one place that I don't know.
00:07:53A whole wall covered with poison ivy.
00:07:55And people came from miles around to look at that wall,
00:07:57and they stayed to buy.
00:07:58The owner got rich?
00:07:59No.
00:08:00He scratched himself to death in an insane asylum.
00:08:02Oi!
00:08:02That was my cousin Harry.
00:08:05All right.
00:08:07All right.
00:08:08You go home, and you get this fancy-schmancy plant,
00:08:11and you bring it back here.
00:08:12And if Mr. Yellow Vest Fouch says it's a draw,
00:08:14you still got a job.
00:08:15If he don't, out you go to Bowie.
00:08:17You're right?
00:08:18Don't worry.
00:08:18You'll like it.
00:08:19You'll see.
00:08:38This is Radio KSIK.
00:08:40You've been listening to music for old invalids.
00:08:44Our next selection is entitled Sick Room Serenade.
00:08:49Seymour, is that you?
00:08:50Yeah, Ma.
00:08:52Come in here and look at my tongue.
00:08:54But Ma, I've already seen your tongue.
00:08:58Have you no sympathy for your poor mother?
00:09:01Laughing at her and mocking her illness,
00:09:03and she's got one foot in the grave?
00:09:05Oh, I didn't mean it.
00:09:06Oh, you never mean it.
00:09:07Oh, come on.
00:09:08Look at my tongue.
00:09:10My tongue's a tongue, Ma.
00:09:11They all look the same to me.
00:09:12Oh, did you stop at Dr. Mallard's
00:09:15and get the results of my tests?
00:09:17Yeah, he said there's nothing wrong with you.
00:09:19Oh, no, Dr. Mallard.
00:09:20He's one doctor I thought would tell the truth.
00:09:22He said you should be playing fullback for the Rams.
00:09:25He wants me dead.
00:09:27I'll bet he's assistant coroner.
00:09:29Well, I got a...
00:09:29And I know I've got my goiters coming back.
00:09:33I can feel it every morning after breakfast.
00:09:35Yeah, that's when you take those great...
00:09:37Oh!
00:09:38What you got, a little surprise for me?
00:09:41Open it up and see.
00:09:43All right.
00:09:45Oh!
00:09:46Oh!
00:09:49Dr. Slurp Saddle's famous tonic.
00:09:53Wait here.
00:09:56To be taken internally or externally for pain and neuritis,
00:10:01neuralgia, headache.
00:10:03If hit by a truck, call your physician.
00:10:07Alcoholic contact, 98%.
00:10:12Oh, Seymour, you'll never know what this is going to do for me.
00:10:23Oh, I can feel that surge of warm health going through me already.
00:10:29Look, Ma, I got to get my plant and hurry back to the shop.
00:10:32You mean that lousy weed out in the kitchen?
00:10:34Yeah, and if Mr. Mushnick doesn't like it, he's going to fire me.
00:10:40Apparently, my hearing is going out on me.
00:10:43I get the distinct impression it's your job security.
00:10:46Depends on what Mushnick thinks of that thing.
00:10:49Gee, it looks worse than it did this morning when I went to work.
00:10:52I wish I knew what to do with it.
00:10:54Well, if you asked me, I'd pitch it out in the trash.
00:10:56I don't like my house cluttered up with rotten vegetables.
00:10:59Look, Ma, I got to hurry.
00:11:00Can I bring you anything?
00:11:01Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:03Bring me the evening news.
00:11:05They're running a self-diagnosis contest.
00:11:08The winner gets to go to the Mayo Clinic.
00:11:11Bye, Ma.
00:11:12Bye, son.
00:11:13I'll see you at the rosy edge of dawn.
00:11:16Drink to me, old friend, with thine eyes.
00:11:19Hey, and I will.
00:11:25Hey, put this on my bill.
00:11:30Well, here it is, everybody.
00:11:32What do you think of it?
00:11:33Well, it sure is different.
00:11:36It looks delicious, but don't you think it's kind of stale?
00:11:38Well, it hasn't been feeling too well.
00:11:40You call that a fancy plant?
00:11:41It looks like it never spent an L.T. day in its entire life.
00:11:44I don't care.
00:11:45I like it anyway.
00:11:46You, you like even skunk cabbage.
00:11:49Yeah.
00:11:50What kind of a plant is this, Seymour?
00:11:52Well, I'm not sure.
00:11:54I got the seeds from a Japanese gardener over on Central Avenue.
00:11:57He found them in with an order he got from a plantation next to a cranberry farm.
00:12:01Fine, fine.
00:12:02You don't even know what is this plant you're growing.
00:12:04Well, I gave it a name.
00:12:06What name?
00:12:07Oh, gee.
00:12:08What?
00:12:08You gave it a dirty name?
00:12:09You can't even mention it?
00:12:12Well, I named it Audrey Junior.
00:12:14You named it after me.
00:12:17Oh, really?
00:12:18That's the most exciting thing anyone's ever done to me.
00:12:20You poor kid.
00:12:22I don't think it's so much.
00:12:23I should keep on spending $10 a week on your salary.
00:12:27But Gravis, he named it after me.
00:12:29I know.
00:12:30And if they keep it, they'll name it Mushnick's Volley because I'll be in jail for non-payment of Texas.
00:12:34Are you crazy?
00:12:35Who, who?
00:12:36You, you.
00:12:36That's probably the only plant of its kind in the world.
00:12:38Don't you realize if Seymour can nurse that thing back to health, you'll have people coming here from all over?
00:12:43You think so, you, Fouch.
00:12:44I know so, you, Mushnick.
00:12:45Now, that's all I'm saying on the subject.
00:12:47Besides, I've got to get home.
00:12:48My wife's making gardenias for dinner.
00:12:51Good night, you, Fouch.
00:12:53Good night.
00:12:53And I'll see you tomorrow.
00:12:55Crazy about kosher flowers.
00:12:58He's a nice man.
00:13:00Maybe he knows what he's talking about.
00:13:02Maybe he's not so stupid.
00:13:04I'll tell you what I'll do.
00:13:06I'll keep you and this Dumbbell, Junior, for a week.
00:13:09If you can nurse it back to health, you both can stay.
00:13:11If you can't, you're both fired.
00:13:13Oh, Chief, thank you, Mr. Mushnick.
00:13:18Don't feel sad, Seymour.
00:13:21Don't waste your pity on me, Audrey.
00:13:23I'm not worth it.
00:13:24Who says you're not?
00:13:27Everybody.
00:13:28Yeah, I know.
00:13:29But I think you're a fine figurative of a man,
00:13:32and I know that Audrey, Junior,
00:13:35will be the sweetest thing in the whole wide world.
00:13:38Well, I don't know.
00:13:39I've given it every kind of fancy fertilizer
00:13:42and atomic plant food
00:13:43and distilled mineral water you can buy,
00:13:46but it just gets sicker and sicker.
00:13:48Don't worry.
00:13:49You're going to be another Luther Glendale.
00:13:52Pasadena.
00:13:53Burbank.
00:13:55Good night, Seymour.
00:13:57Good night, Audrey.
00:14:07What's the matter, little plant?
00:14:09Haven't I done everything I could for you?
00:14:13Where did I goof?
00:14:16You're the first little plant I ever tried to grow,
00:14:18and if you die, I don't know what I'll do.
00:14:21Please don't die.
00:14:24I'll get you some water, okay?
00:14:44Oh, gee, you opened up just like you do every night at sunset.
00:14:49I wish I knew how to make you grow.
00:14:52Here, let me move this out of your way so you can breathe.
00:14:55Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
00:14:59Hey, what happened?
00:15:00How come you woke up?
00:15:03Blood?
00:15:04You like blood?
00:15:08Oh, you must be kidding.
00:15:11Well, we'll see.
00:15:21I don't know what I'm doing for you.
00:15:25Ow!
00:15:27Ow!
00:15:32Oh, who would have thought it?
00:15:36Well, I guess there's just no accounting for people's tastes.
00:15:51Seymour!
00:15:52My boy!
00:15:53You are the most magnanimous person in the whole world!
00:15:56Look on him, Audrey.
00:15:57Isn't he beautiful?
00:15:58Isn't he delicious?
00:15:59Isn't he got the two-dollar raise?
00:16:01What happened to your fingers?
00:16:02These things.
00:16:03So how come I'm all of a sudden so wonderful?
00:16:06Five bees?
00:16:06One from each finger?
00:16:08Ten bees.
00:16:09Did you say I was getting a two-dollar raise?
00:16:11Correct, my very excellent Seymour.
00:16:12Ten bees.
00:16:13What did I do now?
00:16:15Don't you know what you did?
00:16:17Just look!
00:16:19Oh, boy, look at that!
00:16:22It grew!
00:16:23It's almost a foot long!
00:16:25Isn't it empirical?
00:16:26It grows like a cold sore from the lip.
00:16:30Oh, hello, young pretty ladies.
00:16:32What can Gravis Mushnick do for you?
00:16:34Well, we saw your sign outside.
00:16:35About the Audrey Jr.
00:16:36So we thought we'd come in and take a look.
00:16:38Well, give a look.
00:16:39That makes four people today who've come in just to look at it.
00:16:42Oh, did Shirley!
00:16:43Is that just too much?
00:16:45Oh, what kind of plant is it?
00:16:47It's an Audrey Jr.
00:16:48Where was it?
00:16:49You got in trouble with ten bees.
00:16:50Well, is that all?
00:16:51I mean, doesn't it have a scientific thing?
00:16:52Yes, of course, but who could denounce it?
00:16:55You would like maybe to buy something.
00:16:57Well, we don't have any money.
00:16:58Except $2,000.
00:17:00But that's just to spend on flowers.
00:17:02So we don't have any of our own.
00:17:04Isn't that a drag?
00:17:05You got just $2,000 just for to spend on flowers?
00:17:10That's right.
00:17:10Who died?
00:17:11The Chamber of Commerce?
00:17:12Well, we're from Cucamonga High School.
00:17:14And we're building a float for the Rose Bowl parade.
00:17:16Which is made out of flowers.
00:17:17Thousands of them.
00:17:18And we're on the committee that picks the florist.
00:17:20And then glues on the flowers.
00:17:21Oh, gee, that sure is a mad plant.
00:17:25Wow, yeah.
00:17:27Seymour here invented it.
00:17:28He did.
00:17:29Thousands of flowers.
00:17:31Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls.
00:17:33Please don't damage the horticulture is.
00:17:36Tell me, how come you don't buy all these thousands of flowers from Gravis Mushnik?
00:17:40My flower has got something the others don't.
00:17:43What's that?
00:17:44The cheek.
00:17:45Well, gee, if your shop is good enough to develop the Audrey Jr.
00:17:48I guess it can get us everything we need.
00:17:50Yeah, we'll talk it over with the rest of the committee.
00:17:52Excellent.
00:17:52Well, we've got to run now.
00:17:53Bye, all.
00:17:54Bye, Seymour.
00:17:55Bye.
00:17:56Bye, girls.
00:18:01A son.
00:18:03A son.
00:18:04Look, Audrey.
00:18:05I got a son.
00:18:07Oh, gee, Mr. Mushnik.
00:18:09What, Mr. Mushnik?
00:18:10I don't want you should call me Mr. Mushnik anymore.
00:18:13I want you should call me Dad.
00:18:14Okay, Dad.
00:18:16Isn't that beautiful?
00:18:17Seymour Krelboyne.
00:18:19Come over here, my son.
00:18:21I want to talk on you about the future.
00:18:24Look on this flytrap.
00:18:26Look on it.
00:18:27Soon we got no more skid row.
00:18:29We will be rich.
00:18:31Us.
00:18:32I am building for you a giant greenhouse in which you are making impossible flowers,
00:18:37which in turn I am selling at ridiculous prices in my giant new flower saloon in Beverly Hills.
00:18:44Do you see that big sign in the sky?
00:18:48It is saying Gravis Mushnik in French.
00:18:52Isn't it exciting?
00:18:54And we'll have an orchestra right by the cash register.
00:18:57And Gravis will wave his arms.
00:18:59And the orchestra will play Mendelssohn's spring song.
00:19:02And I'll come out in a gown wrapped by somebody expensive and say...
00:19:06The carnations are six hundred dollars a dozen, two dozen for a thousand.
00:19:10It's a bargain.
00:19:11Get them while they land.
00:19:12Stop shouting.
00:19:14My Uncle Mushnik just passed away.
00:19:18He turned to fly New Jersey.
00:19:20Tell me, how much are the carnations today?
00:19:24The carnations are six hundred dollars a dozen.
00:19:26Why are they letting him run around loose?
00:19:28Please, please, excuse my son, Mrs. Shiva.
00:19:31Just point to anything in the store and it is yours.
00:19:34That's right.
00:19:35The cash register, maybe, huh?
00:19:37Wait a minute.
00:19:39Here.
00:19:40Here are several dozen carnations on the house,
00:19:44courtesy of Gravis Mushnik the Bloom, tycoon.
00:19:47That's my dad.
00:19:48Thanks.
00:19:50Thanks very much.
00:19:51Mushnik, only tell me, why are you so happy?
00:19:55Not only did my Uncle Mushnik's brother, the uncle, die.
00:20:00Tenebly, New Jersey.
00:20:03You should also give some flowers to that put that plant there.
00:20:07Good morning, Mr. Mushnik.
00:20:10Good morning.
00:20:11Good morning, Mrs. Shiva.
00:20:13Look what happened to my plant, Dad.
00:20:15Who are you calling Dad?
00:20:16Who, who?
00:20:16Oh, no.
00:20:18And it was so beautiful just a few seconds ago.
00:20:20Excellent.
00:20:21And just a few seconds ago, I gave away dozens of carnations,
00:20:24free to Mrs. Shiva.
00:20:25I didn't mean it.
00:20:27You have, perhaps, an explanation.
00:20:29No, but if you give me a minute, I'll think of one.
00:20:32I can see it all now.
00:20:33We are in the poorhouse.
00:20:36That big sign in the sky, it is reading,
00:20:40Seymour Krelboind, rest in peace, in Arabic.
00:20:43Oh, you've got to give him another chance.
00:20:45You promised me a week, Mr. Mushnik.
00:20:48I'll sit up all night with that plant.
00:20:49It'll be healthy in the morning.
00:20:51You'll see.
00:20:51I promise.
00:20:52I promise.
00:21:03Feed me.
00:21:10Feed me.
00:21:19Who said that?
00:21:21You said that.
00:21:22You said that.
00:21:24Mmm, feed me.
00:21:28You said that.
00:21:29You can talk.
00:21:31I got a talking plant.
00:21:34Say it again.
00:21:35Feed me.
00:21:36Oh, boy.
00:21:38I never been to college, and I ain't been around much.
00:21:41But I'd have been willing to bet there ain't no such thing as a talking plant.
00:21:45But I'll take your word for it.
00:21:47Gee, Junior, I'd like to feed you.
00:21:49But I used up all my fingers.
00:21:51Eee!
00:21:52Eee!
00:21:53Eee!
00:21:53Eee!
00:21:54Well, look at me.
00:21:57I'm all cut to pieces.
00:21:59But maybe I can find another drop here someplace.
00:22:08That's the best I can do.
00:22:10More!
00:22:11More!
00:22:13But I'm already anemic.
00:22:15Feed me more!
00:22:18Gee, Junior, I'd be happy to give you anything I got.
00:22:21But I gotta keep a little blood for myself or I'll be in worse shape than Mom.
00:22:25Mmm.
00:22:27I'm sorry, Junior.
00:22:29Oh, I'll go for a walk.
00:22:30Maybe I'll think of something.
00:22:35Oh, I'll go for a walk.
00:22:38Ooh!
00:22:39Ooh!
00:22:40Ooh!
00:22:42Ooh!
00:22:43Ooh!
00:22:53Ooh!
00:22:56Ooh!
00:22:56Ooh!
00:23:11Oh, my God.
00:23:29Oh, my God.
00:24:01Oh, my God.
00:24:03Oh, my God.
00:24:37Daddy, there's somebody out there.
00:24:40Oh, my God.
00:25:19Oh, my God.
00:25:21Oh, my God.
00:25:24Oh, my God.
00:25:49Oh, my God.
00:25:54Oh, my God.
00:25:55Oh, my God.
00:25:55Oh, my God.
00:26:18Oh, my God.
00:26:26Oh, my God.
00:26:40Oh, my God.
00:26:56Oh, my God.
00:27:00Oh, my God.
00:27:28Oh, my God.
00:27:28Oh, my God.
00:27:30Oh, my God.
00:27:34Oh, my God.
00:27:36Oh, my God.
00:28:17Oh, my God.
00:28:20Oh, my God.
00:28:22Oh, my God.
00:28:27Oh, my God.
00:28:28Oh, my God.
00:28:30Oh, my God.
00:28:32Oh, my God.
00:28:42Oh, my God.
00:28:48Oh, my God.
00:28:56Oh, my God.
00:28:57Oh, my God.
00:29:05Oh, my God.
00:29:12Oh, my God.
00:29:27Oh, my God.
00:29:36Oh, my God.
00:29:41Oh, my God.
00:29:52Oh, my God.
00:29:55$85 with the business already, and we've barely opened.
00:30:01What did I tell you?
00:30:02You wouldn't be interested in selling a half-mitcher to this place, huh?
00:30:05Mr. Mushnick, we talked to the committee,
00:30:07and they said we could use your flowers.
00:30:09On the float.
00:30:10And guess what?
00:30:11We're going to feature Audrey Jr.
00:30:12Right on top.
00:30:14Can't you just picture it?
00:30:15I can picture it.
00:30:16Oh, won't the people just eat it up?
00:30:18Eat up the people.
00:30:19And we're going to have the big part of it open,
00:30:21so she can sit in it.
00:30:22Who?
00:30:22The queen, with her crown and scepter.
00:30:25She'll be so cute.
00:30:26Oh, you could just eat her up.
00:30:27Eat up the girl.
00:30:29Oh, there's Seymour.
00:30:30No, Seymour.
00:30:32Oh, no, I got a toothache.
00:30:34Oh, I got a toothache.
00:30:35Let me help.
00:30:37You come see.
00:30:38Oh, my God, I got a toothache.
00:30:39It hurts.
00:30:40Oh, I know my job.
00:30:41Oh, my God.
00:30:43Oh, my God.
00:30:45Now, Seymour, talk on me.
00:30:48I got a toothache.
00:30:49What do you want to talk about?
00:30:50That plant, is that a nice subject for to talk?
00:30:53The plant, the plant is great.
00:30:54It's four times bigger than it was yesterday.
00:30:56I saw, I saw.
00:30:57How come the plant is now so big?
00:30:59Oh, I don't know.
00:31:01But look at all them people out there.
00:31:03We've only been open a half hour,
00:31:05and we've already done $70 worth of business.
00:31:06$85.
00:31:07Now, look, Seymour.
00:31:09You gave this plant a fancy name, Audrey Jr.,
00:31:12but I want to know right now,
00:31:13what do just people call it?
00:31:15Well, it's a cross between a Butterworth and a Venus flytrap.
00:31:19Venus flytrap!
00:31:20And what are the habits of this Venus flytrap?
00:31:23Well, the book says it eats insects.
00:31:25It eats them three times in its life,
00:31:26and then it's full-grown.
00:31:28Excellent.
00:31:29And how many times is this one eat?
00:31:31Well, once or twice.
00:31:34You don't remember?
00:31:35Well, this is kind of an unusual type flytrap.
00:31:39That is a possibility.
00:31:41It may never eat again.
00:31:43I don't see how it could get any bigger.
00:31:45Then you think you don't need any more flies.
00:31:49Yeah.
00:31:52Oh, my tooth is just killing me.
00:31:55All right, excellent.
00:31:57You run along to the dentist.
00:31:59I'll take care of things here.
00:32:01Thanks, bud.
00:32:03Gravis!
00:32:03We've got to order more flowers.
00:32:06Tons of them!
00:32:13I'm making lots of money.
00:32:38I'll teach you to keep your bill up to date,
00:32:40you deadbeat.
00:32:48Go ahead and run, you sniveling dog.
00:32:50Go ahead and run.
00:32:50I'm glad I heard you.
00:32:51I'm glad.
00:32:51I'm glad.
00:32:53Seymour.
00:32:54Seymour.
00:32:55Got a bad tooth, huh?
00:32:56No, I thought this was the man's realm.
00:32:57Seymour, come back here, you bad dog.
00:32:59You get in there.
00:33:02So, you are the young man who ruined my gladiolas, huh?
00:33:05Sit down.
00:33:07Come on.
00:33:13Guess what?
00:33:14My tooth stopped hurting.
00:33:16Yes, I know.
00:33:17Let's see.
00:33:18Shut up and open up.
00:33:20Uh-huh.
00:33:26Does that hurt?
00:33:28Yeah.
00:33:28Good.
00:33:28You haven't felt anything yet.
00:33:30Uh-huh.
00:33:31It's still over here.
00:33:33Seymour, who is the dentist here?
00:33:34You or me?
00:33:35I'll find that tooth.
00:33:37Uh-huh.
00:33:38Uh-huh.
00:33:39Look at that stalagmite.
00:33:42But don't worry.
00:33:43It's going to be an easy one, Seymour.
00:33:45I won't even use Novocaine.
00:33:47Oh, you broke the mirror in my mouth.
00:33:49Well, don't tell me about it, stupid.
00:33:50Just swallow it.
00:33:52All right.
00:33:53Yes.
00:33:53Let's see now, Seymour.
00:33:55Let's see.
00:33:55I'll have this one and this one and that one.
00:33:59And I have to have this one, Seymour.
00:34:00It's only one, too.
00:34:01Seymour, who is the dentist here?
00:34:02You or me?
00:34:03Are you practicing dentistry without a license?
00:34:05No.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Uh-huh.
00:34:07Let's see.
00:34:09Uh-huh.
00:34:10Oh, shh.
00:34:11Seymour, Seymour, don't be that.
00:34:16Ah!
00:34:17Ah!
00:34:18Look at that.
00:34:19Will you look at that, Seymour?
00:34:21I didn't know you were an elk.
00:34:23Ah.
00:34:24You know, I can't afford an assistant.
00:34:27So I get this ready, instant mix.
00:34:31It doesn't last very long, but it tastes good.
00:34:34Mm.
00:34:35All right, Seymour.
00:34:36Uh-huh.
00:34:37Oh, stay away from me.
00:34:38Seymour.
00:34:39Ah-huh.
00:34:39You're trying to kill me.
00:34:40A duel.
00:34:41Ah-ha.
00:34:42Ah-huh.
00:34:47Ah-huh.
00:34:51Ah-huh.
00:34:54Ah-huh.
00:34:55Is this Stoddrup's office?
00:34:57Ah, just a minute.
00:34:58it? Oh, yes. I see it is. Uh, you, you can come in now. My name is Wilbur Force. Wilbur
00:35:25Force. My first name is Wilbur. My last name is Force. I don't have a middle name. Well,
00:35:32you have an appointment, maybe? No, but you were very highly recommended to me by one of your
00:35:37patients, a Mrs. S. Shiva. I do a lot of undertaking for her relatives. Well, as you can see, I
00:35:45have a
00:35:45customer now, and I'm all booked up for the rest of the day, so you'll have to come back tomorrow.
00:35:50Oh, I couldn't do that. I have three or four abscesses, a touch of pyorea, nine or ten
00:35:56cavities, I lost my pivot tooth, and I'm in terrible pain. Well, I can't help you today.
00:36:03Oh, that's all right. I'll just wait outside.
00:36:17The patient came to me with a large hole in his abdomen, caused by a fire poker used on him
00:36:24by his
00:36:24wife. He almost fled to death, and gangrene had set in. I didn't give him much of a chance. There
00:36:32were other complications. The man had cancer, tuberculosis, leprosy, and a touch of the grip.
00:36:41I decided to operate. My patient just left. You could come in now. Oh, goody.
00:36:51I didn't see the other man leave. Well, he went out the back door.
00:36:59You know, most people don't like to go to the dentist, but I rather enjoy it myself, don't you?
00:37:06I mean, there's such, there's a real feeling of growth, of, of progress when that, that old drill
00:37:14goes in. I mean, I'd almost rather go to the dentist than anywhere, wouldn't you?
00:37:18Yeah. Now, no, no, McCain. It dulls the senses. This is going to hurt you more than it is me.
00:37:27Oh, goody, goody. Here it comes.
00:37:37Oh, my God. Don't stop now. Well, I made a lot of holes, and now I've got to fill it
00:37:43up with this
00:37:43here, silver stuff. Well, aren't you going to pull any? Well, uh... Oh, go on. Well, it's your mouth.
00:38:10Well, Dr. Favre, it's been quite an afternoon. I can truly say I've never enjoyed myself so much.
00:38:17I'll recommend you to all my friends. Thank you. Bye. Bye now.
00:38:31Eat me.
00:38:33Oh, take it easy, Dracula. What do you think I'm carrying here, my dirty laundry?
00:38:43I'm coming. I'm coming already.
00:38:50This should be enough for anybody.
00:38:52Be good.
00:39:00Well, goodbye, Dr. Favre.
00:39:02You may have been a crummy dentist, but you were a nice fella.
00:39:05I never meant to kill anybody in my whole life.
00:39:08I've killed two in the last two days.
00:39:11Well, but you asked for it coming after me with that knife and all.
00:39:15Fun voyage, Dr. Favre.
00:39:18You want anything else?
00:39:22Well, see you in the morning.
00:39:43Come in.
00:39:46It's me, Joe.
00:39:48Come on in, Frank.
00:39:50How's the wife, Frank?
00:39:51Not bad, Joe.
00:39:52Glad to hear it.
00:39:53The kids?
00:39:54Lost one yesterday.
00:39:55Lost one, eh?
00:39:56How'd that happen?
00:39:57Playing with matches.
00:39:58Well, those are bricks.
00:39:59Yeah, I guess so.
00:40:01Got a strange one here.
00:40:02Railroad people say they lost one of their best detectives the other night.
00:40:05Oh, yeah?
00:40:05Down by the yards.
00:40:07He's watching the refrigerator cars.
00:40:09Refrigerator cars?
00:40:10Ice thieves.
00:40:11Oh, yeah?
00:40:12What happened?
00:40:12Don't know.
00:40:14Vanished.
00:40:14Blood on tracks.
00:40:15Clothes?
00:40:16None.
00:40:17Anything else?
00:40:18Dennis.
00:40:19Farb.
00:40:20Dead?
00:40:21Missing.
00:40:22Clothes?
00:40:23Blood in office.
00:40:24Where?
00:40:24Skid row.
00:40:25Ideas?
00:40:27None.
00:40:27Check it out?
00:40:29Yeah.
00:40:38Now we are on the case.
00:40:40Officer Frank Stooley and me.
00:40:42My name is Fink.
00:40:44Sergeant Joe Fink.
00:40:46I'm a Fink.
00:41:06Morning, Mr. Mushnick.
00:41:09Oh, boy, look at that.
00:41:11Hi, everybody.
00:41:13Oh, my gosh.
00:41:15Ain't it something?
00:41:18It's monstrositous.
00:41:20Yeah.
00:41:21And to think that you did it.
00:41:25Gee, Audrey, you don't have to kiss me.
00:41:28Don't you like me to kiss you?
00:41:30Yeah, but you don't like to kiss me.
00:41:32Why shouldn't I?
00:41:34Nobody else ever did.
00:41:36Well, I do like to.
00:41:38You do?
00:41:38You really do?
00:41:39You like to kiss me?
00:41:40Sure, I do.
00:41:41Would you like to kiss me again?
00:41:43Okay.
00:41:44That plant?
00:41:48Oh, boy, you kiss good, Audrey.
00:41:51Oh, I guess I just have a good kiss, sir.
00:41:54How did it?
00:41:55Would you like to go out on a date with me some night?
00:41:58When?
00:41:58Oh, sure I would, Seymour.
00:42:00Anytime.
00:42:01Tonight?
00:42:02Okay.
00:42:03Oh, boy.
00:42:04About that plant.
00:42:06We got the list of flowers for the float, for the rose parade.
00:42:10I can't talk to you now, girls.
00:42:12Talk on Audrey.
00:42:13Oh, we got the list for the float.
00:42:15Okay, let's take a look at her.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:17Hi, what's cooking?
00:42:18Look at my plant.
00:42:19My, what a large one.
00:42:21Yeah.
00:42:27Hello, Mr. Shiva.
00:42:29What's new?
00:42:30Oh, I got terrible news.
00:42:32Monaki Frankie just lost his little body.
00:42:35Oh, that's too bad.
00:42:37How did it happen?
00:42:38He was playing with matches.
00:42:39Would you like to buy maybe some flowers?
00:42:42About 50 cents worth.
00:42:44Well, I'll get them for you.
00:42:45Look at my plant.
00:42:46Oh, I'm looking.
00:42:53Your name Gravis Mushnick?
00:42:54Look, I'm Mushnick Gravis.
00:42:55That's my name.
00:42:56Just want to ask you a few questions.
00:42:58Questions, ask me.
00:42:59Just want to ask you a few questions.
00:43:00I didn't do it.
00:43:01Do what?
00:43:02Whatever.
00:43:03Ever see this man?
00:43:03Man, see a picture.
00:43:05Why are you so nervous?
00:43:06Got a guilty conscience?
00:43:07No, why should I?
00:43:08Ever see this man?
00:43:09Man, see the picture.
00:43:11Dr. Farb.
00:43:13So you know him?
00:43:14My dentist.
00:43:15He maybe did something.
00:43:17Disappeared.
00:43:18Blood in his office.
00:43:19The other man, too.
00:43:19Blood in the railroad tracks.
00:43:20Infused spare parts.
00:43:22Dr. Farb is murdered.
00:43:24Is he?
00:43:25Who knows?
00:43:26Not me.
00:43:27What do you think?
00:43:29He doesn't know anything.
00:43:31Okay, Mushnick.
00:43:32If you hear anything about these men, call our office.
00:43:35Sure, I'll be glad to.
00:43:37Cooperate with the police.
00:43:39Hello, I'm sitting.
00:43:40Oh, isn't it terrible what happened to your boyfriend, Keith?
00:43:43Those are the breaks.
00:43:48All right, Seymour.
00:43:50Now you tell me if that plant is finished all grown up.
00:43:53He's finished all growing up.
00:43:55You wouldn't kid your father.
00:43:56My father came home.
00:43:57Me, idiot.
00:43:58It's a finger of speech.
00:44:00Now look.
00:44:00I can't stand anymore that plant.
00:44:03It's growing me out of house and home.
00:44:06Well, it ain't going to grow anymore.
00:44:07I promise.
00:44:08How can you be so sure?
00:44:09It ate three times already.
00:44:12Who?
00:44:12I mean, what did it eat this time?
00:44:15Well, about a million Japanese beetles.
00:44:18So don't eat no more.
00:44:20It's full.
00:44:22Gravis.
00:44:24There's a lady from some kind of a commitment outside.
00:44:27I think it's important.
00:44:30Excellent.
00:44:31By the by.
00:44:32I understand you want to take Audrey out on a date tonight.
00:44:35That's very good with me.
00:44:37Because I am staying to keep an eye on that Meshugana plant.
00:44:45Where are we going to go tonight, Seymour?
00:44:47Oh, I just remembered.
00:44:48I don't have any money.
00:44:50Well, that's okay.
00:44:51We could take a walk along the ocean or something.
00:44:55I got a great idea.
00:44:56We can eat dinner at my house.
00:44:58My mom's a great cook.
00:44:59Well, that's swell.
00:45:00Oh, boy.
00:45:01I'll call her later and tell her.
00:45:02Okay.
00:45:07Oh, that's remarkable.
00:45:10You like?
00:45:12Oh, I neither like nor dislike anything, my goodness.
00:45:17I happen to represent the Society of Silent Flower Observers of Southern California.
00:45:23How about that?
00:45:25Tell me, who created this magnificent blue?
00:45:30I did, me.
00:45:33And what might your name be?
00:45:35Seymour Krelboind with a K.
00:45:37Krelboind.
00:45:38Krelboind.
00:45:39Raised it in a coffee can.
00:45:42This?
00:45:44Well, tell me, Mr. Krelboind, is this a freak or can more be raised from the sea?
00:45:50We should live so long.
00:45:51Well, I don't think there are going to be any more, Miss...
00:45:53Fishtwanger.
00:45:54Mrs. Hortense Fishtwanger.
00:45:56I think this is going to be the only one, Mrs. Fishtwanger.
00:46:00Fishtwanger.
00:46:02Fishtwanger.
00:46:03It's probably indigestible anyway.
00:46:07At any rate, I have the honor to tell you, Seymour Krelboind,
00:46:13that you have been selected to receive the annual trophy
00:46:16of the Society of Silent Flower Observers of Southern California.
00:46:20A trophy? Me?
00:46:22Such is justice.
00:46:24Tell me, when do you suppose those large buds will open?
00:46:28Well, according to what the book says about the plants that I crossed,
00:46:31they should open day after tomorrow at sunset.
00:46:34Ah, very well.
00:46:35Then I shall return at that time to present the trophy.
00:46:38Good day.
00:46:46Remarkable.
00:46:51Oh, boy, I'm going to get a trophy.
00:46:53Oh, Seymour, I'm so proud of you.
00:46:55Oh, a real trophy?
00:46:57Andre Jr.
00:46:58We can put it on the float.
00:46:59In the cross parade.
00:47:00Oh, boy.
00:47:05Oh, don't look at me.
00:47:06I'm a terrible sight.
00:47:08I'm a complete sea hag.
00:47:09She always says that.
00:47:11Oh, well, it's true.
00:47:12I haven't been feeling very well lately.
00:47:14Audrey, this is my ma, Winifred Krelboind.
00:47:16Ma, this is Audrey Fulcourt.
00:47:18She's my girl.
00:47:19Hi, Audrey.
00:47:20Are you hungry?
00:47:21I sure am.
00:47:22I could eat a hearse.
00:47:23Oh, well, sit right down,
00:47:25and I'll go get the first course.
00:47:30Sit here, Audrey.
00:47:32You want me to take your sweater?
00:47:33Well, yeah.
00:47:43Never mind that.
00:47:45Well, now, try this.
00:47:53It tastes like cough syrup.
00:47:55Dr. Flem's cough syrup.
00:47:57A toast?
00:47:59To Audrey Jr.
00:48:01No, to Audrey Sr.
00:48:26You, you glutton, you.
00:48:28Tonight, I keep an eye on you.
00:48:30I don't let nobody get near you.
00:48:43Here comes the soup.
00:48:46Now, don't touch you till I get the flavoring.
00:48:49Gee, Audrey, you sure look good by candlelight.
00:48:53Oh, do I really, Femur?
00:48:54Yeah.
00:48:55Here you are.
00:48:58I'll try it.
00:49:01It sure smells different.
00:49:02It's different.
00:49:04Some kind of oil, isn't it?
00:49:07God, liver oil.
00:49:08It's wonderful for the colon.
00:49:10And that's sulfur powder on the top.
00:49:18Feed me.
00:49:24Feed me.
00:49:28I'm hungry.
00:49:43I didn't hear it.
00:49:47I heard it.
00:49:50I want food.
00:49:53The talking plant we got.
00:49:55I'm hungry.
00:49:59Hungry.
00:50:00And other fine kettlefin fish.
00:50:03Who would you like to have tonight?
00:50:06You look fat enough.
00:50:10We not only got a talking plant, we got one that makes with smart cracks.
00:50:14Will you listen to me, you botanical bum?
00:50:18Food you wouldn't get.
00:50:19Not from Gravis Mushnik.
00:50:21I'm starved.
00:50:23Excellent.
00:50:24You would unpopulate the old skid row.
00:50:27Well, you can forget about it.
00:50:30You wouldn't get fed from Gravis Mushnik tonight.
00:50:35Good night.
00:50:37You'll get yours.
00:50:45I kind of like this chalmaine.
00:50:48If it tastes a little bitter, it's because it's made of Chinese herbs and it's flavored with acromyacin and epsom
00:50:55salts.
00:50:55There ain't another cook in the whole world like my ma.
00:50:58That's what your old man said before the louse ran out on me.
00:51:00You know, if you're going to be married, you've got to be a good cook.
00:51:04Maybe you could teach me.
00:51:06You thinkin' of gettin' married?
00:51:08Well, he hasn't asked me yet.
00:51:10Who hasn't?
00:51:11Seymour.
00:51:12Seymour's too young to get married.
00:51:14Look here.
00:51:14A boy's got to go out and play around a little bit.
00:51:17Go out on the make and have a ball.
00:51:19Gee, Ma, I don't want to have a ball.
00:51:21I want to be with Audrey.
00:51:22Now, look, Seymour.
00:51:24You promised you wouldn't get married until you bought me an iron lung.
00:51:28You've been breathin' for years, Ma.
00:51:30Well, it ain't easy.
00:51:31It ain't easy, son.
00:51:35Okay.
00:51:54Is everybody here?
00:51:57Blackhast, 13th John Friday, 13th stupid super-stitious.
00:52:06All right, you. Come out of there.
00:52:08Don't shoot, mister.
00:52:10I'm old and sick. I wouldn't hurt even a fly.
00:52:14Come out in the light where I can see you.
00:52:17Come on. Please, don't shoot.
00:52:20Please. Please. I'm only Gravis Muschnik.
00:52:22You wouldn't want to kill me. Where would you hide the body?
00:52:25Don't worry. I'm not going to shoot you.
00:52:27Not unless you try something.
00:52:28Try something? I never tried anything in my life.
00:52:30I wouldn't try anything now. You want my money? Take it.
00:52:33You want I should go out and steal you some more?
00:52:35That's all right, too. I'll do it.
00:52:37Thank you very much.
00:52:39I like your brand of hospitality.
00:52:42You'll excuse it, isn't more. I'm only a poor florist.
00:52:45Yeah, yeah.
00:52:47We got about 30 bucks here.
00:52:49Come on, now. Where's the rest of it?
00:52:51I was in here this afternoon. I saw about 30,000 people in here.
00:52:54They must have spent some money. Where is it?
00:52:56There ain't no more money. They came in to look on the plant.
00:52:58It's a big attraction. Audrey Jr.
00:53:00The plant. Don't try to snow me, Jim.
00:53:0230,000 squares didn't come in here just to look for a plant. I want it.
00:53:05I don't got no more money. Honest. Believe me.
00:53:08Okay, let's try this.
00:53:09One, two, three, four.
00:53:13I ain't got no more money. Honest.
00:53:15All right. Try it the other way around.
00:53:17Five, four, three, two.
00:53:20All right. All right. I'm ready.
00:53:22Okay, big bad. Where?
00:53:25In the plant.
00:53:27In the plant?
00:53:29The big plant. Audrey Jr.
00:53:34Inside the big leaf?
00:53:36That's right. Inside.
00:53:39How do you get it open?
00:53:42Just knock.
00:53:45Knock.
00:53:46Knock.
00:53:48Knock.
00:53:48Knock.
00:53:49Knock.
00:53:50Knock.
00:53:50Knock.
00:53:50Knock.
00:53:51Knock.
00:53:57Okay.
00:54:00In there.
00:54:01In there.
00:54:03Inside.
00:54:04In the bottom.
00:54:05I don't see anything.
00:54:07Way inside.
00:54:10Right in the bottom.
00:54:30Boy, what I did.
00:54:36I don't care what you got at the date with Audrey tonight.
00:54:39I am no more sitting up with that no-good-neak plant.
00:54:44But gee, Mr. Mushnick, you don't have to sit up with it anymore.
00:54:47It's all grown up now.
00:54:48Excellent, smart guy.
00:54:49How do you know it don't be hungry no more?
00:54:52Well, because...
00:54:53Tonight you are staying.
00:54:54Then tomorrow they're coming and they're going to give you a trophy
00:54:57and then after that we are getting rid once and for all for that plant.
00:55:01Getting rid of it? Why?
00:55:02Don't ask. Why? Why?
00:55:04The end. Into the garbage can. Aloha.
00:55:08Oy. Yes, Mrs. Shiva.
00:55:10Oh, Seymour, you're a wonderful plant.
00:55:13Oh, that's all right, Audrey.
00:55:14I'll grow other plants, even more wonderful ones.
00:55:17I know you will.
00:55:18Well, did you figure out what we're doing tonight?
00:55:21Yeah, we're going to a place full of beautiful flowers.
00:55:24We have to stay here.
00:55:26Yeah.
00:55:27Well, never mind.
00:55:28We'll have a picnic.
00:55:29It'll be just like going to the country.
00:55:31Oh, boy.
00:55:32Did you get the 3,000 pink azaleas?
00:55:34For the arbor?
00:55:34And the 9,000 yellow mums?
00:55:36For the border.
00:55:37Yeah.
00:55:37And the roses for the front and the back?
00:55:39No, around the back.
00:55:41What do you mean you're going to a picnic at night with that full-cord girl?
00:55:45Don't you like Audrey, Ma?
00:55:47She's out after your money.
00:55:49I don't have any money.
00:55:50Oh, she's a smart one.
00:55:52She'll latch on to you until you get some and then goodbye fortune.
00:55:56But Audrey's an honest girl, Ma.
00:55:58Yeah, never trust a woman who's too healthy.
00:56:02But Audrey had a bad cold a couple of weeks ago.
00:56:04Oh, a cold.
00:56:05A puny cold.
00:56:06Why don't you get yourself a real female with something decent like monouniucleosis or gallstones?
00:56:13Well, maybe she could catch something like that.
00:56:15The only thing she'll catch is you.
00:56:18And she'll take you off to some shady sanitarium and leave me to chiropractors and faith healers.
00:56:24I know when I'm not wanted.
00:56:27Oh, gee, Ma.
00:56:29Don't feel sorry for me.
00:56:32I'll just find a nice wet alley somewhere and curl up and wait for the end.
00:56:37Oh, please don't die till I get back, will you, Ma?
00:56:39I'll take care of you.
00:56:40I'll always take care of you.
00:56:41I promise.
00:56:42Yeah.
00:56:43Bye.
00:56:49Gee, Audrey, I never tasted food like this before.
00:56:52It's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
00:56:55Peanut butter and jelly?
00:56:56What does that cure?
00:56:57Nothing.
00:56:58It's just a food.
00:56:59Well, what good is it if it doesn't clear up pimples or shrink your sinus tissues or something?
00:57:03You're just being silly, Seymour.
00:57:07Seymour, what do you want to be?
00:57:09Well, I want to grow things.
00:57:11If I had a lot of money, I'd go to the South Seas where they grow the most fabulous plants
00:57:15in the world.
00:57:16Well, that sounds exciting.
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:19I'd like to go to the South Seas, too.
00:57:22There's no reason why you couldn't go.
00:57:24Well, would you take me with you, Seymour?
00:57:26Oh, I couldn't very well go without you, Audrey.
00:57:29Why not?
00:57:30Well, because I'm in love with you, Audrey.
00:57:34Oh, I'm in love with you, too, Seymour.
00:57:37Feed me.
00:57:39What'd you say?
00:57:40I was just kidding.
00:57:43I'm hungry.
00:57:45Seymour.
00:57:45I didn't mean it.
00:57:47Why did you say it?
00:57:48Oh, food.
00:57:51You didn't even say that.
00:57:53Oh, yes, I did.
00:57:53I said it.
00:57:54I said it.
00:57:54Oh, I'm looking right at you.
00:57:56Well, I'm a ventriloquist.
00:57:59You're what?
00:57:59A ventriloquist.
00:58:00Feed me.
00:58:02Seymour, do you feel all right?
00:58:04Well, I don't know.
00:58:05I'm not sure.
00:58:06Well, then stop all this nonsense and kiss me.
00:58:10I'm dying from hunger.
00:58:12Oh, right.
00:58:13If you're so hungry, you eat something.
00:58:15But forget about me.
00:58:16Gee, I'm sorry, Audrey.
00:58:18Give me to eat.
00:58:19If you can't control yourself, I'm going home.
00:58:22I need some chow.
00:58:27That empty stomach.
00:58:30Audrey, please wait.
00:58:31Listen to me.
00:58:32I've listened to all the nonsense I want to hear, Seymour.
00:58:35You're a nut.
00:58:36You tell me that you love me, and then you act like a complete idiot.
00:58:40Please listen, Audrey.
00:58:41I'll be able to explain everything soon.
00:58:43Well, why can't you explain now?
00:58:46Because so many things are so important.
00:58:49I want to marry you, but I've got to take care of Mom.
00:58:52Well, that plant in there is going to make it all come true.
00:58:56Tomorrow they're going to give me a trophy, and I'll be famous.
00:58:58I'll be a big botanist.
00:59:00And then we can go to the South Seas, just like we planned and all.
00:59:03But that doesn't have anything to do with what went on in there.
00:59:07When you're ready to come to your senses, Seymour, then I'll talk to you.
00:59:11Good night, Seymour.
00:59:24I'm getting pretty tired of you.
00:59:26I need food.
00:59:28I don't care what you need.
00:59:29Look what you've done to me.
00:59:30You not only made a butcher out of me, but you drove my girl away.
00:59:33Shut up and bring on the food.
00:59:36Don't tell me to shut up.
00:59:37You shut up.
00:59:38Who raised you from a bunch of little seeds?
00:59:40Who fed you all them high-class fertilizers and sat up all night with you when you were sick?
00:59:45Nobody else would have done that for you.
00:59:47Do you think anybody else would have brought you human beings to eat?
00:59:50You're darn right they wouldn't.
00:59:52Well, I've helped you, and you've helped me.
00:59:54Now shut your trap and go to sleep.
00:59:56I'm tired.
00:59:57Crowboys!
00:59:59Turn around!
01:00:02Close your eyes.
01:00:05You are asleep.
01:00:08Open your eyes.
01:00:10Now you will do as I say.
01:00:13Do you follow me?
01:00:14Yes, Master.
01:00:16You will go out and find me some food.
01:00:20Yes, Master.
01:00:22Now be gone.
01:00:24And waste no time.
01:00:25No way.
01:00:46Idiot!
01:00:48No way!
01:01:27My name is Leonora Clyde. How's the rain on the rhubarb?
01:01:33Master is hungry.
01:01:44Well, hello there.
01:02:17I've got to find food for Master.
01:02:19Food I've got to find for Master.
01:02:22For Master, I've got to find food.
01:02:26Maybe I can help.
01:02:28Who are you?
01:02:30My name is Leonora Clyde. I love you.
01:02:34Master wants food.
01:02:36Let the old goat wait. The night is young and so are we.
01:02:41Master doesn't eat goat.
01:02:47Well, what kind of food does he like?
01:02:54That's more like it.
01:02:56Kiss me.
01:03:01What's the matter? Don't you like me?
01:03:03Too bony.
01:03:04Too bony? Nobody ever told me that before.
01:03:07Beef is better than veal.
01:03:09Oh, you're such a dodo.
01:03:12What do you call this? Chopped liver?
01:03:19Master would like more fat.
01:03:21Speak for yourself, John.
01:03:24My name is Seymour.
01:03:26My name is Seymour.
01:03:28That's my name, too.
01:03:31Are you interested or are you just wasting my time?
01:03:34I never thought anybody would volunteer.
01:03:37Do you volunteer?
01:03:38Sure I do.
01:03:40All right, if you're sure you want to volunteer.
01:03:43All right. My place or yours?
01:03:45I don't care.
01:03:46Well, flip a coin.
01:03:48I don't have a coin.
01:03:50Flip anything, silly.
01:03:53Well, there's a rock.
01:03:57Wet or dry?
01:03:59Wet.
01:04:17The search was narrowing.
01:04:19And we knew that soon we would have the killer.
01:04:21Not that we had any more clues than before.
01:04:23But we had to tell the chief something.
01:04:25I had that feeling in my bones that the mystery was drawing to its climax.
01:04:28And I was determined to be on hand.
01:04:31All right. Out, out, out.
01:04:33Nobody is in.
01:04:34Today we have a special occasion for Seymour Krelboin,
01:04:37which has invented the big plan.
01:04:38So I want everybody should please stay out of the way.
01:04:41We want Seymour!
01:04:42We want Seymour!
01:04:44We want Seymour!
01:04:46Seymour!
01:04:49The churns at me, yes.
01:04:51I tell you, this business is worse than being a conductor in a revoluting door.
01:04:56I'll be glad when this day is finished.
01:04:58What's the celebration?
01:04:59They're presenting my son with a trophy.
01:05:02Yeah, what'd he do? Run away from home?
01:05:03Please don't look at me that way, Audrey.
01:05:05I want to talk to you.
01:05:07I'm sorry, Seymour.
01:05:09I just don't understand you.
01:05:11I'll explain everything after the ceremony.
01:05:13You, police, what are you doing here?
01:05:15I heard there was something going on here this evening.
01:05:17Just thought we'd come by and keep an eye on things.
01:05:18Look, we don't need no eyes kept on nodding everything.
01:05:21The Society of Silent Flower Observers has arrived and sunset is almost upon us.
01:05:26Welcome, lady and gentlemen.
01:05:28We are honored for to have you.
01:05:31Still working on those disappearances.
01:05:33We think they were murdered.
01:05:34Hey, look here, young man.
01:05:35There's no way to talk at a time like this.
01:05:37Let me see your tongue.
01:05:39Uh-huh.
01:05:40Know what you got?
01:05:41Just the facts, ma'am.
01:05:42Trench mouth.
01:05:43I know, I had it back in 0-9.
01:05:45Better have that looked into, Frank.
01:05:46Whatever you say, Joe.
01:05:49Mr. Krelboy, the sun is going down now and, uh, you do think those buds are going to open?
01:05:56I hope so.
01:05:58Because if they don't, Mr. Krelboy, we shall just have to present the award at another time.
01:06:04Oh, it's starting to open.
01:06:06It's starting to open.
01:06:10Oh, look, the first bud is open.
01:06:15Bear!
01:06:19Isn't that the...
01:06:20Railroad cop.
01:06:20Look at the rest.
01:06:34What do you think, Frank?
01:06:36They're all there, Joe.
01:06:37Yes, you're right.
01:06:38Mr. Krelboy, how do you explain this?
01:06:40I didn't mean that.
01:06:41I didn't mean it.
01:06:42That's right, officer.
01:06:43He didn't mean to kill them.
01:06:45Am I?
01:06:45Timor, you promised you'd explain.
01:06:48Looks like they're getting away, Joe.
01:06:50Yes, you're right.
01:06:51Let's catch them.
01:06:52Right.
01:06:57Oh, now the float will be perfect.
01:07:00Yeah.
01:07:00I don't know.
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01:10:12You wouldn't find him here with the toilets.
01:10:15Let's go back.
01:10:46I'll feed you.
01:10:51I'll feed you like you've never been fed before.
01:11:16Better to give up, gentlemen.
01:11:18You wouldn't find him tonight.
01:11:21Look, the door is open, Frank.
01:11:22Stop.
01:11:29He was such a good boy.
01:11:36I didn't mean it.
01:11:39I didn't mean it.
01:11:45I didn't mean it.
01:11:47I didn't mean it.
01:11:51He's like, don't do me.
01:11:51Somebody can be in the water.