00:00And I was like, I'm not going anywhere.
00:01I'm not going anywhere.
00:03And then I told him, I was like, I just spent $200 on my credit card.
00:06I'm going to need it refunded now.
00:07The guy was like, get the f*** out of here.
00:09I was like, I'll leave.
00:10But I just ordered $200 worth of drinks.
00:12So you should be giving me $200.
00:13$200 worth of green jello shots.
00:15You owe me.
00:17Dude was like, f***ing leave.
00:18He was like, nah.
00:19He was like, I'm calling the cops.
00:20I was like, call the f***ing f***s, dude.
00:22I'll tell them what's up.
00:23And the cops came and I was like, blah, blah, blah.
00:25And they all f***ing f***ing grabbed me up in the back of the car.
00:29I'm like, yeah, you guys have nothing better to do.
00:32They were like, you don't think we have stuff better to do?
00:35I was like, yeah, what, have you guys blown each other?
00:37The guy's like, I'll beat your f***ing ass right now.
00:40And I was like, my uncle's a lawyer, dude.
00:42Made it up.
00:43My uncle's a f***er, dude.
00:45I'll fire you.
00:46I'm going to have your badge, mother f***er.
00:49What's your badge number?
00:50And then I cried.
