00:06What the fuck is this shit?
00:10Is that yours?
00:12Of course not.
00:16I have only got myself to blame for the mess these kids are in.
00:20You are either drunk, or you're staring miserably at the clouds,
00:24or you're out there doing God only knows what.
00:27Oh, yeah. I've done horrible by you.
00:30Pulled you out of a Midwestern trailer park,
00:33got you a big mansion in Rockford Hills.
00:35Hell, the only thing you've got to worry about anymore is
00:37what part of your body you want to have chopped off or sucked out again.
00:40Screw you, Michael.
00:42Ah, but you won't.
00:43I was faithful to you up until I found you in a stripper.
00:46I would divorce your ass if I could.
00:49You are nothing but a murdering, cheating hypocrite.
00:53Thank you, Michael, whatever the fuck our fake last name is.
00:57You have ruined my serenity yet again.
01:00My yoga is fucked.
01:01Is that what they're calling it now?
01:03You and your fucking yoga.
01:05Did someone say yoga?
01:07Oh, hello, Fabian, darling.
01:08Namaste.
01:09Namaste.
01:10You must be Miguel.
01:11Namaste.
01:13Nah, Michael, fuck yourself.
01:15Michael!
01:15You've got to work on your anger, brother.
01:18It's killing you.
01:19Eh, tell me about it.
01:20Ah, there you are, you little shit.
01:23Are you looking for this?
01:25Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:26Blue.
01:27Very funny.
01:28You know, you're a real asshole.
01:30What did you just fucking say to me?
01:31Stop it!
01:32You, you, you're ruining my fucking yoga!
01:35Somebody say yoga?
01:41Trevor?
01:43Michael.
01:48Hey, it's good to see you, man.
01:50Hmm, yeah, I bet it is.
01:54Of course, I'm not the one that's been resurrected.
02:01Ain't this grand, hmm?
02:03Yeah, well, I got in a bit of an awkward situation.
02:08Hmm, you're telling me, bro.
02:10Yeah.
02:11One of those fake-your-own-deaths-to-your-best-buddy,
02:15and then run off with the dough,
02:18and then live in a big mansion.
02:22Awkward situations.
02:24It's one way of looking at it.
02:26Yeah, do you have any other ways of looking at it?
02:28Because I am all out.
02:30It was a long time ago, man.
02:33I've been in witness protection.
02:35I still am.
02:37That's great.
02:39That's great.
02:42I'm sorry.
02:43I'm sorry.
02:44Where are my manners, right?
02:46Amanda, it is good to see you.
02:50I missed you.
02:51You used to be fatter.
02:52I had a nice new tits, by the way.
02:55Jimmy, you, you used to be thinner.
02:58But, eh, I can't blame you.
03:00Who are you?
03:03Namaste.
03:05I'm Fabian.
03:08Ah.
03:11Good lord.
03:15Where's Tracy?
03:19Where's your sister, Jim?
03:21Um, she's, uh...
03:24She's, uh...
03:26She's trying out for TV.
03:28She's what?
03:30Yeah, she's auditioning for Fame or Shame.
03:32Fame or Shame?
03:33The fuck are you talking about?
03:35You know, it's that talent slash skills show.
03:38She loves it.
03:38You guys know that.
03:40What's her talent?
03:42Dancing.
03:43Oh, Christ.
03:44She's a horrible dancer.
03:45Michael!
03:46She might disagree with you on that.
03:49Jesus Christ.
03:50What, now?
03:51Now?
03:51Where?
03:52Um, the Maze Bank Arena.
03:54Ah, a little Tracy being humiliated.
03:56Let's go.
03:57We go get her.
03:58We?
03:59Yeah, we.
04:00What, are you gonna stand here and argue
04:01while your daughter becomes a national laughingstock?
04:04Huh?
04:05You're worse than I thought.
04:06Now let's go.
04:07Come on.
04:10All right.
04:22You know, I could probably handle this myself.
04:25Let's say we grab a beer in a few hours, catch up properly.
04:29I'm good, homie.
04:30She's my daughter.
04:31I'll handle it.
04:32Judging by past behavior and the state of the rest of your family?
04:36Fuck only knows what that means.
04:38They fuck you.
04:39Yeah.
04:40You're a model husband and a wonderful parent.
04:42You can just tell.
04:43You walk into my home and try to tell me how to run my life.
04:47It don't work like that, amigo.
04:50It's nice to see you at all, but you stink like piss.
04:53You got blood under your nails and you look like you've been up for what?
04:56A week?
04:57Who the fuck are you to tell me anything?
05:00I'm someone who knows you, you fucking slippery snake.
05:04I know the second I leave you, you'll just go home.
05:08We're going to get your girl from these assholes.
05:11You're not abandoning her like you did me and Brad.
05:14Yeah, Brad.
05:16Poor motherfucker must have woke up handcuffed to a hospital gurney after that stunt of yours.
05:21He still writes to me from the joint, you know.
05:23Really?
05:24Yeah.
05:25Santos?
05:26A few hours away.
05:28Okay.
05:29So where?
05:29Sandy Shores.
05:31The Alamo Sea.
05:32Ah, I hear it's nice there.
05:34It's fucking beautiful.
05:35I mean, we ain't got the tennis courts, golf links, all the pumped up plastic sluts you're used to out
05:40here, but, well, you know, it'll do.
05:43Yeah, well, you know, I'd ask you to stay, but...
05:46Now don't worry, all right?
05:47I got somewhere to crash while we work things out.
05:50With actual friends.
05:52We got things to work out.
05:54Yes, sirree.
05:57Come on!
06:03Hey, man.
06:26Hurry it up!
06:29Hey!
06:43What's up?
06:43Hello.
06:44Hello there!
06:45Hey, where the fuck are you?
06:47Yeah, what's cracking?
07:03This has got to be it.
07:05The maze bank.
07:06Let's go in.
07:09Fuck it!
07:10Yeah, whatever.
07:11It's showtime, kids!
07:13You can't park there!
07:15Production vehicles only!
07:20How's life for you, honey?
07:22Well, I just got my third degree black belt, so...
07:25Come on, you dipshit!
07:27Ah, that host, man.
07:28He's like any closeted TV presenter.
07:31Bitter as fucking vinegar.
07:32Where the fuck are they?
07:33Hello, sir.
07:34May I please have your name?
07:35Where the fuck is Tracy Townley, huh?
07:38Tracy fucking DeSanta!
07:40Screw this!
07:40Where the fuck's Laszlo?
07:45It doesn't matter.
07:47It needs to be quiet.
07:49Shh!
07:50This is supposed to be true.
07:51And if it's just good, then it's...
07:54All right.
07:56Yeah.
07:57That was really...
07:58Really good.
07:59All right.
08:00It's the auditions, Fame or Shame, season 14, right here in Vinewood, San Andreas.
08:05Coming up next, it's Tracy DeSanta.
08:08Judges, Tracy DeSanta.
08:11Yes.
08:12Hi.
08:13All right.
08:14Tracy's a dancer, but she also likes acting, modeling, and working with children.
08:19That's...
08:19That's great.
08:20Wow!
08:21Very San Andreas.
08:21What are you guys doing here?
08:23Yeah.
08:24What are you doing here?
08:25Okay, I'm back.
08:27Relax, chill.
08:28Make yourself at home.
08:29We've got a little show to do here.
08:30Okay.
08:31Three...
08:31Oh!
08:32Oh!
08:32I said that's...
08:33Oh!
08:34Hey!
08:34Hey!
08:35I got security!
08:36Security!
08:36What'd you fucking say?
08:38Hold it, you big guy.
08:39Hold it there.
08:40No!
08:41Fuck!
08:41No!
08:43Come here, you little shit!
08:45No!
08:46Go home, right now, Tracy.
08:49I just want to talk to you.
08:59They took our ride.
09:00We take their truck.
09:02There.
09:02We take the truck.
09:03Yeah.
09:04We take the truck.
09:07I got a deposit on that truck.
09:17It went left.
09:20I gotta get my eyes checked.
09:22How can you sit there and watch your daughter get treated like that?
09:25Hey, you raise the daughter in this town, you get used to stuff.
09:28It's poor parenting.
09:30Now, thanks for the fucking feedback.
09:32It means a lot coming from you.
09:34We're gonna flatten his toy car in this big rig.
09:38Don't you worry.
09:40Fucking Laszlo.
09:41I knew he was an asshole.
09:46Just push him off the fucking road.
09:49It's only a battery car.
09:51Come on.
09:51This ain't exactly a racer.
10:05He took a lap.
10:15Ah, the little bastard's going onto the train tracks.
10:23We can have a little fun with him.
10:25But let's not try to kill this prick, all right?
10:28When we crush his little toy car, who knows what'll happen to him?
10:35We gotta go to the left.
10:40I knew this city would be full of douchebags.
10:46Can we speed it up a little?
10:47Huh?
10:48Maybe by throwing your fat carcass over the side.
10:58Look, you went right.
11:11You took a right.
11:12Can't get enough of the celebrities, can you?
11:15Ten fucking minutes in L.S.
11:17Shut up.
11:19That cocksucker might be famous.
11:21But oh.
11:23Hey, you.
11:24It's been a work.
11:29We'll get him.
11:30We'll get him.
11:30Well, we're sure taking our time about it.
11:38Ha, ha.
11:39Let's go down into the L.S. river.
11:41I can see that.
11:44I hate that closeted man whore on the TV.
11:48I hate that closeted man whore on the TV.
11:52I hate him on the radio.
11:54I hate him on the radio.
11:54I hate him on the radio.
11:56I hate him on the radio.
12:00I hate him on the radio.
12:07The little shit's all out of juice.
12:13Hey, hey, hey, you guys.
12:15You run out of batteries, huh?
12:17I didn't mean anything by it, all right?
12:18Oh, yeah?
12:19Well, that little girl sat on my lap when she was two years old, and I swore to God that
12:24I would rip the fucking skin off anyone who fucking wronged her.
12:28Look, I'm just a dumb A-list celebrity trying to entertain America, okay?
12:31I got a lot of stuff going on right now, dude, besides you trying to kill me.
12:36Now I got multiple sexual harassment lawsuits.
12:38Plus, I'm an addict, all right?
12:40And I've relapsed.
12:41I can't stop jacking, dude.
12:43I jack it in traffic.
12:44What's your talent, huh?
12:45I mean, aside from love and sex.
12:47Dude, haven't you seen my show?
12:49It's not live.
12:50It's not funny.
12:51That's my genius.
12:51I got no fucking talent.
12:53You clearly ain't being humble, T.
12:55You proved your point.
12:56This is your daughter.
12:58You should be wanting to rip the fucking ponytail off the back of this guy's head.
13:01And you!
13:03Pants off.
13:07Okay.
13:08There you go.
13:10All right.
13:12What are you doing?
13:13Now, I want you to dance sexy, celebrity.
13:16I mean, I need music or...
13:18Are you trying to fucking annoy me, huh?
13:20I'll dance.
13:22Good.
13:25All right.
13:26All right.
13:27Now drop it like it's hot, all right?
13:29I want to see you get nice and low.
13:31Come on.
13:32Lower.
13:33Lower.
13:34Come on.
13:35Please don't kill me, okay?
13:37I'm supposed to be on a magazine cover next week.
13:39All right.
13:40Come on.
13:40Get up.
13:41Take off.
13:42Go.
13:42Now.
13:43Before I change my mind.
13:44I got it all on my camera, you fucking pussy.
13:47The world's gonna see your shit.
13:51I'm going home.
13:52How the fuck did you do it without me for nine years, huh?
13:57Oh, shit.
14:06Dave.
14:07We need to talk.
14:08I was about to tell you the same thing.
14:10Okay.
14:11Meet me at Galileo Observatory as soon as you can get there.
14:14Okay.
14:15Okay.
