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08:27Bir...
08:28Bu bir...
08:31Bir bir bir bir y 128 yıldır bir休息 bulur.
08:34Evet, write this down.
08:36Burada, okaçlar, ötürme temizle准meler.
08:39Oh.
08:40Bir kısalık balık ve bakarılır...
08:44...onu keşine.
08:45Bu ne.
08:48Six...
08:49...seven...
08:50...teyit.
08:51F***!
08:58Okay
08:59Oh okay
09:08Oh they're really flying sausages aren't they
09:11Yeah
09:14Oh god there's loads
09:16There's loads yeah
09:21Oh my god
09:24This feels impossible
09:26Bu bitörlük.
09:29Bu biraz sevgisi.
09:30Son kutlar.
09:33Bir o kadar bu kadar kötü.
09:34Bu bu enり, biraz.
09:35BLAXI HAYSHAYING
09:38Can cowardice.
09:40Bu benziyor olma.
09:43BLAXI HAYHAYIM
09:44BLAXI HAYHAYIM
09:47BLAXI HAYHIM
09:49OK, OK.
09:53OK, Matt. I'll meet you in the lab. OK.
09:56Alex has another task.
09:59Complete the course blindfolded.
10:02For every millimetre of grog spilt...
10:04Ten seconds will be added to your time.
10:07For every orange item touched, one minute will be added to your time.
10:11For every obstacle not overcome, five minutes will be added to your time.
10:16For every time Alex gets you back on track, ten minutes will be added to your time.
10:21Fastest wins.
10:22The time starts on a whistle.
10:23Oh, lovely. Thank you.
10:27Do you understand the task?
10:28Who said that?
10:30All right, tough one.
10:33The only thing I've written down is how dangerous that sausage machine looks.
10:37Like, it really looks like it's going to take someone's eye out,
10:40which is quite exciting.
10:41Woolen sausages, I think.
10:43Woolen.
10:43OK, right.
10:44Well, they have ten minutes to prepare to tackle the course.
10:48First up, we're going to see one of the nation's true power couples trying to cope.
10:52It's Nina and Matt.
10:54Better get down, fuck it.
10:56Get down now.
10:57Oh, what's that?
10:59Not my facing.
11:00How did it go wrong so quick?
11:02You're not...
11:02Oh, that's the door.
11:04Yeah, it's orange.
11:04I've touched it.
11:06This way?
11:07Yeah, not bad.
11:08How did that go wrong immediately?
11:11What's all this?
11:12Oh, no!
11:13Oh, for heaven's sake.
11:15Oh, no!
11:16I can hear the sausages!
11:21Oh!
11:23This is terrible.
11:28Quite loud!
11:29Yeah.
11:38You're coming this way, are you?
11:41Hello.
11:41Right, where are we going now?
11:42On the dots, I can get you back on track for some time.
11:47Yeah, go on.
11:48Oh, sod these!
11:50If you don't complete the challenge, five minutes penalty.
11:53Well, I might just sacrifice it.
11:56You little prick.
11:59At this point, think it's over something.
12:04Eight.
12:05Good.
12:08The bells.
12:13Good.
12:17Did it.
12:18Now we have to go to Greg, I think.
12:21Mum, do you know where the bells are?
12:23Have I forgotten something, Alex?
12:25Number one.
12:31Well, there or thereabouts.
12:33There you are.
12:34He's a good boy.
12:35You want a nice biscuit and a drink.
12:41I think we can agree that was an unqualified success.
12:45Show the bells!
12:47I like the bells!
12:52I did go back for the biscuit.
12:54You did?
12:55Yeah.
12:55But after, I'd stopped the clock.
12:57Oh, I wish I'd eaten the biscuit then.
12:59Do you wish you hadn't passed the biscuit through the hoop?
13:01No, I'm OK with that, actually.
13:05Who were you calling a little prick?
13:08The hoop.
13:09The hoop was a little prick.
13:11Nina did spill 19 millilitres, touched seven orange things,
13:15never needed my help, but didn't do four of the obstacles.
13:19So your seven minutes 24 increased to 37 minutes and 34 seconds.
13:25Matt, on the other hand, didn't spill any millilitres,
13:27did touch 16 oranges, didn't do one of the obstacles,
13:30and, unfortunately for you, you did ask for my help once,
13:33which cost you ten minutes.
13:34You took 12 minutes 30, but that went up to 43 minutes and 30 seconds.
13:38Oh.
13:38Which is slower than Nina.
13:40Well, I don't care, cos I've been in films.
13:44LAUGHTER
13:48Perspective is good, isn't it?
13:49All right, then, that's the end of part one.
13:52Time for you guys at home to make a cuppa.
13:53Or, if the kids are already in bed, why not have a hump?
13:56Mmm.
13:58Why not? I love tea.
14:01See you after a break.
14:11Hello.
14:12Here we go, then.
14:14Part two of the show and the current task involves
14:16the comedians having to complete a course blindfolded.
14:20They had ten minutes to prepare for their attempt,
14:22but, of course, they largely didn't.
14:25Two more attempts now, trying to get the groggy to Greggy.
14:28It's Iggy and Cloggy.
14:34Lovely.
14:35Black biscuit on the right.
14:39Oh, but I'm not supposed to touch anything orange.
14:42No.
14:42I've got a horrible feeling that these are the orange ones.
14:45Right, OK.
14:46I'm feeling the sausage machine within me.
14:50Oh.
14:51Oh, they're the sausages.
14:53Well, they're hitting the sign, not you.
14:55Oh, yeah!
14:56Oh, you've...
14:56Oh!
14:57You've trapped one.
15:05Oh!
15:10Am I clear of the sausage machine?
15:13OK, Alex, will you guide me to the beginning of the next bit?
15:17That's gross. That feels right.
15:19Right.
15:19Your knees are bleeding. Is that all right?
15:21Er...
15:21Yeah, that's fine.
15:27This is one of the worst things that's ever happened to me.
15:37Right, OK.
15:40There, well, that'll do.
15:41OK.
15:42Now, slight problem.
15:43Have we got to find your grog?
15:45Yeah.
15:45Come with me.
15:47The grog is right in front of you by your feet.
15:54Congratulations.
15:56Yes!
15:56I don't want you to tell me anything, but if it's Greg's penis,
15:58I don't want that.
16:01I've stopped the clock!
16:03There's the tray.
16:05There's the grog.
16:08I've stopped the clock.
16:11Wow.
16:12Good effort.
16:13Did you have a good time?
16:14Chloe?
16:15No, no.
16:16Um, one of my least favourite tasks, I would say,
16:18given that, um, as soon as I got outside,
16:20it started pouring with rain and then my knees bled.
16:22I've asked for a video to isolate the lowest of points.
16:26Hmm.
16:26I guess it was this.
16:29SCREAMING
16:34We've not made that noise this series before.
16:36It's a bit like the Shawshank Redemption.
16:39When did you put that hat on?
16:42LAUGHTER
16:44You probably thought it was just a photo, but dreams do come true.
16:50LAUGHTER
16:51I thought you looked really cool when your knees were bleeding.
16:55Thank you.
16:57LAUGHTER
16:58Thank you, I think.
17:00Also, both of these guys have drunk half a pint before they started.
17:03LAUGHTER
17:03But in the wording, I can't see anything wrong with what they did.
17:08With drinking the grog?
17:08Yeah, I can't either.
17:10I mean, in a...
17:11LAUGHTER
17:13In a way, drinking something is...
17:16LAUGHTER
17:17Drinking is spilling something inside you, isn't it?
17:20No, no, we're not meant to spill.
17:21Oh, no, no.
17:22LAUGHTER
17:23Give us some statistics.
17:25OK, Chloe, despite the conditions, refused any help from me.
17:28They took 18 minutes and 28 in total.
17:30There was 10 minutes for orange penalties, 15 minutes for obstacles,
17:35and you did actually spill 30 millilitres.
17:37So it took you 43 minutes and 58 seconds in total.
17:41That's not a good show in that.
17:41Which sounds bad, but then Izzy, of course.
17:44LAUGHTER
17:46You spilt a lot of millilitres when you threw it through the hoop.
17:50LAUGHTER
17:50Touched six items.
17:52Unfortunately, as you are for my help, twice.
17:53You took 14 minutes, 43.
17:56Your total is 15 minutes longer than Martin Luther King's
17:59I've Been to the Mountaintop Speech in 1961.
18:02LAUGHTER
18:02That's one hour, 43 seconds in total.
18:06Wow.
18:06So far last.
18:08APPLAUSE
18:10It is just Richard to go.
18:12He may well be the paragon of male fitness,
18:14sporting prowess and boundless enthusiasm,
18:17but those things aren't always helpful,
18:19so let's see how he got on.
18:21LAUGHTER
18:22Yep.
18:22Are you going over glasses or...?
18:24Yes.
18:27Richard, can you see anything?
18:29Nothing.
18:30I can't see anything.
18:32No.
18:32Absolutely no.
18:35I can see your eyes.
18:39But can I see your eyes?
18:42No.
18:43Now I can.
18:45OK.
18:46Am I blindfolded?
18:48Yep.
18:49Cheers.
18:57I'm here to keep you safe.
18:59OK.
18:59Yeah, watch the steps.
19:01Yep.
19:01There's some...
19:02Yep.
19:05When you strike to...
19:06Oh.
19:06OK.
19:21It's quite windy out here.
19:23Yep.
19:34It's quite windy out here.
19:35Yep.
19:36I've stopped the clock.
19:42That was exemplary.
19:46You don't have a problem with him being able to see?
19:50Could he see?
19:51Yes.
19:52The whole time, Craig.
19:53What were you watching?
19:55Is blindsided by the absolute skill of this Gatorland survivor?
20:00You think he did that fully blind?
20:04That's right.
20:05I mean, I genuinely didn't think he was cheating.
20:08That's right.
20:09Well, I...
20:09What are you talking about?
20:12I would say it was an impressive performance.
20:15He...
20:15I don't...
20:16Am I going fucking mad?
20:17Yes.
20:19Can I please...
20:19Can I rule it out, Chloe?
20:21Score it.
20:21It just said complete the course blindfolded.
20:23He was certainly blindfolded.
20:25He didn't get any time penalties at all.
20:27Yep.
20:28He took 2 minutes 47.
20:31LAUGHTER
20:32It was quite quick.
20:33Quick.
20:34Very speedy.
20:35Very fast.
20:37Very fast.
20:37Handsome points out.
20:38It's one point to Izzy.
20:40Two to Chloe, three to Matt, four to Nina,
20:42but five to the very speedy Richard Ayoade.
20:44APPLAUSE
20:45There it is.
20:48May we head back to our location for a task, please?
20:51I'd like that oh so much, Greg.
20:53And at long last, we're doing a task on a mezzanine.
21:05MUSIC PLAYS
21:14That's called a banana in the trade.
21:16I enjoyed your banana.
21:18Thank you.
21:19LAUGHTER
21:20Well done.
21:21Very nice wool.
21:22Not a bad peg, either.
21:24Yeah.
21:28Make the best self-portrait on the pegboard using only wool and pegs.
21:35It's an art one.
21:37Your portrait must be at least 80 dots wide and 40 tall.
21:40And it must feature the animal that best represents you.
21:44Oh, well, I know who that is.
21:46You must mutter while you work.
21:48Fine.
21:49Always do.
21:50No problem.
21:50You must make your portrait upside down.
21:53So that it looks like the best portrait when it is turned the right way up.
21:57This is a very difficult challenge.
22:00You have 15 minutes.
22:01Your time starts now.
22:03So...
22:04Oh, God, I'm getting funny looking at them.
22:06Yeah.
22:07It does a...
22:07It does a thing, doesn't it?
22:10Oh...
22:10Ooh!
22:13Have a thing all right.
22:14Ooh!
22:16Go on.
22:17Let's have a look.
22:17Right, well, let's all tuck in to some celebrity pegging.
22:22LAUGHTER
22:23Here we go.
22:2480 by 40.
22:251, 2, 3, 4...
22:27And then 12.
22:2842, 43.
22:283, 1, 3, 2, 3, 3, 4, 3, 5, 3, 6, 3, 7, 3, 8, 3, 9, 4, 0.
22:32Do you do that?
22:33It's a bit quicker than saying, like, the full numbers.
22:36Right, no, I haven't done that.
22:37Well, I advise it.
22:39That's how wide it needs to be.
22:41Blimmin' heck.
22:42I'm me lying down.
22:43It's going to be me lying down.
22:44Oh, I've got to mutter, haven't I?
22:45Oh, God, this is a...
22:47This is a...
22:47This is a...
22:48This show.
22:50Does Greg like abstract art?
22:53I can't imagine he does.
22:54OK, well, that's what he's getting.
22:56Not a lot of muttering yet.
22:58Yeah.
22:59Yeah.
22:59It's low if you turn up the gain on the mic pack.
23:03I know you've deliberately used the cheapest mic packs for savings.
23:07It's actually harder to mutter than it is to have a conversation.
23:10Task master's assistant.
23:12He knows all.
23:13He makes these tasks.
23:14A little bit smug with it when he tells you you're using too many pegs.
23:18He's quite right, though.
23:21It's happening.
23:22People will look at this and go, that's a pet.
23:24I completely forgot about the wool.
23:26Yeah, I noticed that.
23:27Oh, this wool.
23:29It's wonderful.
23:30I hate this wool so much.
23:32It's just...
23:32It's really shiny.
23:34It's quite hard to get a grip on it.
23:36And also, it's incredibly weak, so it's always breaking.
23:40I've never felt so angry about wool in my life.
23:43Oh, it's a horrible nose.
23:45Blow your nose, bitch.
23:47OK.
23:49Ooh.
23:51Oh, my days.
23:53OK.
24:02It's not bad.
24:05APPLAUSE
24:08What's your number system, Missy?
24:10You did a lot of counting going on.
24:11So, count from 30 to 35.
24:1530, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35.
24:18OK, now listen to my method.
24:203, 1, 3, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 3, 5.
24:23LAUGHTER
24:24When you need to save time...
24:26It was a time thing?
24:27Yeah.
24:28You could take the three out too.
24:293, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 4...
24:32Oh, yeah.
24:32That's even quicker, yeah.
24:34Yes.
24:37LAUGHTER
24:38Do you think it's easier for you, Matt, to represent yourself?
24:43LAUGHTER
24:44What are you getting at?
24:46I just think perhaps you've got a distinctive look
24:48that might be easier to capture with wool.
24:50LAUGHTER
24:50Let's see.
24:52After the break.
24:53After the break.
24:54Ooh.
24:55No.
24:55No pinboard art yet.
24:57You wait there like a good audience.
24:59Wait.
25:00Wait.
25:01Now, watch the advert.
25:02Good audience.
25:03By the things.
25:04What a good audience.
25:05Bl-bl-bl-bl.
25:06LAUGHTER
25:15Hello!
25:17It's the start of part three, and we're finally going to see
25:21some upside-down self-portraits in wool turned the right way up
25:24and accompanied by an animal which best represents the artist.
25:28Here we go, then.
25:28And I think we're going to start with mats.
25:31Oh.
25:31So this is what it looked like the wrong way up.
25:36LAUGHTER
25:37And let's flip it.
25:39Here's a self-portrait of Matt with an animal.
25:40Is it Matt with a bat?
25:41It's not Matt with a bat.
25:43That would have been good.
25:44LAUGHTER
25:44It's Matt with a massive butterfly.
25:47LAUGHTER
25:47Really good, though.
25:48I mean, you can tell it's Matt out of the five of them.
25:49Yes, of course you can tell it's Matt.
25:58I mean, yeah.
25:59You can only play the hand that you're dealt with.
26:01Yes, right.
26:02Although I was also dealt with ears, but let's not.
26:05You need to have something to compare it to.
26:07So let's have a look at Chloe.
26:11LAUGHTER
26:12Let's flip it, Greg. Have a look at this.
26:14Ah.
26:16LAUGHTER
26:16Now, then.
26:17See, it all becomes clear now, doesn't it?
26:19Well, I don't know which is the animal and which is Chloe.
26:23LAUGHTER
26:23I would say, oh, it's not my strong suit.
26:27LAUGHTER
26:27I dread to think what the animal is.
26:29It's sort of a greyish-blue.
26:30It is, you'll be surprised to hear, a wolf.
26:33What?!
26:35LAUGHTER
26:37We now know the flipping process,
26:40so let's have a look at Nina's the right way up.
26:43Oh!
26:44Oh!
26:44Nina with...
26:45A monkey?
26:46Of course a monkey.
26:47Oh!
26:47Of course.
26:48There's some lovely work in the faces, I would say.
26:51It's just...
26:52The oblong body may have let you down a little bit.
26:55It's...
26:55It's just a kind of a...
26:56A snazzy side.
26:58I'm not talking about the arms.
26:59I'm talking about...
27:00No, I'm...
27:01Look, look.
27:02Oh, it is a per...
27:03It's a perfect rectangle.
27:05You're right.
27:06No, Greg, what happened there is she just did that,
27:08her tits, and you got distracted.
27:10LAUGHTER
27:13Well, it shows how well you know me,
27:15because it's oblongs I'm into.
27:17LAUGHTER
27:17I think there's very good qualities to this picture.
27:20Who's next?
27:20Well, you might see some even better qualities
27:22with Izzy's one.
27:24Admire this, Greg.
27:25Oh!
27:26Oh!
27:27The giant bird.
27:29You know what type of bird, Greg?
27:31It has got the correct colouring.
27:33The black bird.
27:33Well, it's not black.
27:41I'm so sorry, I'm mainly thinking about Nina's tits.
27:45LAUGHTER
27:45It's a beautiful robin.
27:47Oh, it's nearly to scale though, isn't it?
27:50Really, they're just getting better and better, aren't they?
27:52Well, they were, yeah.
27:54It's now time...
27:55LAUGHTER
27:56..to see Richards.
27:59LAUGHTER
28:04It had to be 80 dots wide, he made sure of that.
28:09276 dots wide in the end.
28:10We can flip it and zoom in if you like.
28:12Yes, please.
28:13Oh!
28:14It's a worm?
28:15It is a worm.
28:16It is the animal I feel best represents me.
28:18Is there no part of you admitting that you picked a worm
28:21because it's easy to draw with wool?
28:23Shut your face.
28:23Right, OK.
28:25LAUGHTER
28:26I've always liked worms and the fishermen at heart.
28:29Well, fishermen don't like worms.
28:31Yes, they do.
28:32They put the worms in, they don't get the worms out.
28:33They like worms, they provide the fishermen with fish.
28:36That's right.
28:37Greg's absolutely right on that.
28:39The worms, the...
28:40The worms are the conduit to the fish.
28:41Do you hate your wife because she gave you children?
28:43No.
28:44LAUGHTER
28:46LAUGHTER
28:48APPLAUSE
28:49OK, Chloe, one point.
28:51Chloe, one point.
28:52Yeah, I'd probably do a jump up to three points
28:55for Richard and Matt, I think.
28:58Yes, however, I should tell you that Matt's...
29:00What?
29:00It's meant to be at least 80 dots wide and 40 dots tall.
29:04It is only 52 wide and 28 tall.
29:06Yeah, but that's because my face doesn't have many features,
29:09as you've, er...
29:10..as you've established.
29:11I think for the sake of this, I will penalise him by one point.
29:15I'm going to give him two now.
29:16Richard...
29:17One to Chloe, two to Matt, three to Richard.
29:19Now, this is troublesome up at the top end
29:21because Nina has drawn an oblong for her body.
29:24True.
29:25But then Izzy drew a robin that is as big as a horse.
29:28LAUGHTER
29:29But my gut instinct as an art critic is that Izzy just nipped it.
29:34So... Oh, I shouldn't say nip it.
29:37LAUGHTER
29:38I'm going to give old oblong body four points.
29:41Well done, Nina.
29:42Is he in a giant robin? Take the five points.
29:44There we go. Five points to Izzy Tilly. OK.
29:48Fast, please, Horne.
29:50And I think we should venture into the lab.
29:52Ooh, I thought you'd never ask.
29:53Now, for our new contraption,
29:55which measures weight, noise and distance.
29:58Perfect for young parents and astronauts, probably.
30:13Hi, Nina.
30:14Oh, my goodness.
30:15Jesus.
30:17You recognise it?
30:18Is it a bomb?
30:20No.
30:21Distance in centimetres, mass in grams,
30:24sound in decibels and temperature in...
30:27Is it Celsius?
30:28It might be centigrade. I don't know the difference.
30:29No, I don't know the difference.
30:31Hmm. I'm kind of worried. It looks like science.
30:33It does look like science.
30:35Oh, I don't like science.
30:39Record a total of exactly
30:421,000, 5,000 or 9,999
30:49on the Taskmaster's measurement machine.
30:52You must press each button at least once
30:54during the course of your attempt.
30:56And you cannot press any button twice in a row.
30:59If your total tops 9,999, you are disqualified.
31:03The Taskmaster's measurement machine must stay in the lab.
31:06Fastest wins.
31:07Again, this absolute mania for speed.
31:11I'm really, really confused.
31:13I've forgotten the difference between distance and temperature.
31:20Well, it's a science task, and I always find them incredibly boring.
31:24Right.
31:25Is your measurement machine exciting?
31:27Of course it is exciting.
31:29Are you excited?
31:30They're all exciting.
31:31First up, we're going to see Chloe calculating,
31:33then we're going to get the measure of mat.
31:37Temperature.
31:3828 degrees, your temperature.
31:4028 degrees, OK.
31:42Mass.
31:45Lovely.
31:46Sound.
31:48All aboard!
31:50All aboard!
31:51Leaving now!
31:54555...
31:54Oh, I thought that would be a bit more.
31:55So I want to get to 1,000.
31:58OK.
32:02That's good.
32:04Good afternoon, vicar!
32:05Would you like more sugar in your tea?
32:091985.
32:10You just need 15 now.
32:12Mass.
32:19Fuck.
32:22OK, I reckon I can do this.
32:27Oh, no, I've gone over.
32:29So I've got to keep going up to 5,000.
32:31Yeah.
32:34Yes, get in.
32:36Get in.
32:37This is actually sick.
32:39Another 65.
32:41Boom.
32:44I'm just going to alternate between temperature and distance.
32:49Ah!
32:54Temperature.
32:57Gram.
32:59Yeah, that's great.
33:04Oh, bollocks!
33:08Ah, we've gone over the 5,000.
33:12How about a bit of my trouser?
33:14As long as it's under 5 kilograms, you're OK.
33:16I don't think I understand the concept of grams.
33:19Hello!
33:20Oh!
33:21I say, I say!
33:22Oh, madam!
33:24Yes.
33:25Oh!
33:30Right.
33:3119.
33:32So 20 now.
33:38Oh!
33:41I went over.
33:42Yeah, you went 57 over.
33:43Yeah.
33:44Like you did before and...
33:46You all right?
33:48You just need 102.
33:54What did you press?
33:57Mass.
33:58Why did you press mass?
34:00It weighed more than the gap.
34:02Oh, fuck!
34:06Can I say, your science machine's far more excited than I thought it would be.
34:10Thank you.
34:10And you called it a scientific task.
34:12It didn't feel like it throughout that.
34:14It was a generational gap.
34:15When Chloe was stressed, they would make a sort of cool ninja noise at times.
34:21What did Nut do?
34:23More old school.
34:25All aboard! All aboard!
34:27Leaving now!
34:28Wow!
34:28He became a character from the Railway Children's.
34:30Yes, I do.
34:32OK.
34:33Ready?
34:33You know what's coming, don't you?
34:35It's break time!
34:46Hi!
34:47Hello!
34:48It's the final part of the show and Alex has got a boring new toy in his lab.
34:53It's not boring, actually, you knob.
34:54They have to record a total of exactly 1,000, 5,000 or 9,999 on the Taskmaster's measurement machine.
35:05They must press each button at least once during the course of the attempt,
35:08and they cannot press any button twice in a row.
35:11Now, finally, it is Richard plus Izzy plus Nina.
35:16OK.
35:17OK.
35:23I've got zero.
35:24I think you might be too close to this.
35:25No, I want zero.
35:26Oh, you've got zero, yes.
35:28Sound.
35:31That's sort of ambient noise.
35:35Room temperature, 20.
35:36So, do you have scales in the house?
35:38Yes.
35:38OK.
35:40Get some good centimetres going.
35:44Distance.
35:45133 centimetres to the wall.
35:47I'll be the object.
35:48Right.
35:49You want me to press it?
35:50Yeah.
35:51You're 254 centimetres away.
35:53Ah!
35:56It's claiming.
35:57That's only 25 grams.
35:59Claiming?
36:00What number are you trying to get to?
36:0290?
36:04You're trying to get to 90?
36:05Yeah.
36:06You've got to 90?
36:07Yeah.
36:08But this is 500, this is 500, so I want the two to add up to 910.
36:11I see.
36:12Are you gaslighting me?
36:15That's 400 grams, so that'll take me up to 682.
36:19Yeah.
36:20Grams.
36:23Ah, pretty good.
36:25I'm actually hoping that I can...
36:27Oh, but, yeah, that, that...
36:31OK.
36:33So this should be 500, let's hope.
36:37Well, I'm not far off.
36:39It's gonna be fine, Al.
36:41Mmm.
36:41Alex.
36:42Ooh!
36:43And then across ground.
36:4594.
36:46Ooh, OK.
36:46Lovely stuff.
36:47We just need another 76.
36:51Ow.
36:53I don't mind that.
36:55Ow.
36:55Alex.
37:00Oh, it's so busy on Fairety.
37:05Still at 20.
37:08It's exciting times, isn't it?
37:11This is more like it.
37:12Now we're talking.
37:13We need the number three.
37:15We're going back here.
37:18998.
37:19OK, I'm gonna do a little sound now.
37:21Yeah.
37:23Ooh.
37:26Your mother.
37:30Ow.
37:31Ow?
37:32Right.
37:34If I don't get a thousand, I'm personally stopping.
37:37Please?
37:49Oh, my gosh.
37:50All in.
37:51Distance.
37:52Boom.
37:55Yay!
37:56Is that what I want to do, please?
37:58I've got the clock.
38:00Oh, let's go.
38:03There.
38:03I've got the clock.
38:08We have success.
38:15Really incredible.
38:16Cos I thought you'd blown it from the moment you just went,
38:19Ah!
38:21Oh, me too.
38:22Then it got so much more scientific from that point.
38:25Mmm.
38:25And you.
38:26You invented a new word.
38:27Unfairety.
38:29I believe we've just captured on tape the happiest you've ever been.
38:33Thank you.
38:35What this show has taught me is that I quite like measuring things.
38:41Let's attribute scores to our scientists.
38:44And well done for using measuring devices,
38:46which is clearly the shortcut for succeeding the task.
38:49Nina took 15 minutes 43.
38:52Richard took 12 minutes 45,
38:54but the winner with 12 minutes 31 was Izzy Sooty!
38:57Yeah!
38:58Right, let's have a quick peek at the scoreboard, please.
39:01In the series scores, Richard has reached 100 points!
39:07I think I've called for a celebration.
39:10The thing is, though, we haven't decided on Matt and Chloe,
39:13who didn't get the score.
39:14Do they get any points?
39:15I don't think so on this occasion,
39:17because they simply went over.
39:18Chloe, Matt, zero points for you.
39:20Are you happy with that?
39:22Duh-duh-duh!
39:25Oh!
39:26I think maybe...
39:27I think maybe Chloe did win that somehow.
39:30OK, well, that means Matt 106, Izzy 117.
39:34Nina catching up slightly.
39:351-2-5 to Nina,
39:371-3-5 to Chloe in the lead at the moment.
39:39Well done, Chloe.
39:44And this episode, the leader is being led.
39:47Chloe's on six points at one end of the table.
39:49Nina's on 15, but Izzy's on 16 points.
39:52It's...
39:53It's a tight one.
39:54It's a tight one.
39:55All right, everyone.
39:56Please make your way to the stage for the final task of the show!
40:09You are a great guy.
40:11With a great bucket.
40:12Who's going to read the task out?
40:14Chloe Petz.
40:16Predict how many times you can do things between throwing and catching an object.
40:22If you then fail, you are eliminated.
40:24If all players succeed, the person who predicted the lowest number is eliminated.
40:31Best catcher wins.
40:33Yes, you can keep the board after the...
40:35LAUGHTER
40:37In round one, you will be throwing a...
40:39Banana.
40:40And whilst it's in the air, you will be...
40:43Clapping.
40:44So how many claps can you do whilst the banana is in the air?
40:47When you throw and catch, it will be on that spot,
40:49and you must have one foot on the spot at all times.
40:53Can I say one bit of advice?
40:54Low numbers may well be your friend, OK?
40:58I can't wait to see these cats lob a banana and clap.
41:02I have gone for four.
41:04Very wise.
41:06Izzy.
41:07Ten.
41:10Absolute madness.
41:12What have you written up?
41:13Yeah, well, I might have been too conservative.
41:15I've gone for three.
41:16Nina.
41:16Same three, I think.
41:18Richard.
41:18I thought I was low-balling it with five, but clearly,
41:22I got pretty cocky along this show.
41:24Make no mistake, you drop that banana, you get no points.
41:27Thank you.
41:28The only one to say thank you.
41:30Oh, sorry.
41:31Thank you very much, Alex.
41:34That's OK.
41:36Pimp, pimp, pimp, pimp, pimp.
41:39Nina, please take to the spot.
41:41Good luck, Nina.
41:42Good luck.
41:44Three claps, good luck.
41:45Thank you.
41:46Ha-ha!
41:48Yes!
41:51Absolute textbook banana toss.
41:54OK, Matt, you're up.
41:56Ready?
41:56He's off.
41:58Whoop.
41:59Yes!
42:00Yes!
42:01Yes!
42:01It was touch and go.
42:04Chloe Petz's turn.
42:05My heart is genuinely pumping.
42:07It always does.
42:17Oh!
42:19Oh!
42:19Four.
42:19You're safe.
42:21Good luck.
42:27Wow.
42:28Come on, Izzy!
42:28Come on, Izzy!
42:29Come on, Izzy!
42:30Come on, Izzy!
42:30You might have to head it back.
42:31Let's go!
42:36This is genuinely thrilling.
42:42Oh!
42:43She's off the mark!
42:44Oh!
42:45She's off the mark!
42:48Oh!
42:51She's off the mark!
42:59Oh!
42:59Oh!
43:00And what must they do whilst the parachute man is in the air?
43:03They must breathe, which they will do anyway.
43:07And say the word bang.
43:08Chloe, three bangs.
43:10Two bangs.
43:12Three bangs.
43:13Three bangs.
43:13Three bangs.
43:13We start with Matt.
43:14Matt Lucas, to the spot.
43:16Yep.
43:17Good luck, Matt.
43:17Two bangs needed.
43:19OK, here we go.
43:20Bang!
43:21Bang!
43:22Lovely!
43:23Lovely!
43:25Let's dance, Richard.
43:32Oh, God.
43:33Distinct breath, please.
43:36Bang!
43:36Bang!
43:37Bang!
43:37Bang!
43:37Bang!
43:37Bang!
43:38Oh!
43:40Oh!
43:41It's all good!
43:42She's all good!
43:42Oh, God!
43:44OK.
43:45You're up, Chloe.
43:47Ready?
43:48Ready.
43:50Bang!
43:50Bang!
43:51Bang!
43:52Oh!
43:52Damn!
43:54You lost Matt Lucas!
43:56It was the lowest number and he didn't get through.
43:57I'm lucky.
43:59Here's my impression of a liar.
44:02Low numbers are your friend.
44:05Not that low, Matt.
44:06Not that low.
44:08Absolute slam.
44:09This time, what is the item they're throwing, Greg?
44:12This is where things get interesting.
44:13Sharp kitchen knife.
44:17I'm joking, of course.
44:20Balloon.
44:21And what do they have to do when it's in the air?
44:22Jump.
44:23And on this occasion, your feet may leave the spot.
44:26Offering down two.
44:27Nina?
44:28Three.
44:29Richard?
44:30Unfortunately, gone for four.
44:31Richard is rolling the dice here.
44:33It's pretty exciting stuff.
44:34All right.
44:35Yes, you're up first, Chloe.
44:36See if we can get you safely off the mark.
44:41Yeah.
44:43It feels doable, Nina.
44:45Three jumps needed, and then Chloe's in trouble.
44:48Yeah.
44:53Ah!
44:55Four jumps needed.
44:57Thank you.
45:01Ah!
45:02It's very...
45:03Ah!
45:03You lost very good!
45:04It's the final joke.
45:06Whoa!
45:07Whoa!
45:08Nina versus Richard, what are they throwing?
45:10Egg!
45:11Oh!
45:13At last.
45:15And what are they doing whilst the egg is aloft?
45:17Sneezing.
45:18Nina, what have you written?
45:20Three.
45:21Against five.
45:22Oh!
45:23Oh!
45:24Oh, my God.
45:25He's absolutely lost his mind.
45:27OK, then.
45:28We're looking for three sneezes from Nina Conti, first of all.
45:31Two syllables.
45:31Achoo.
45:35Horrifying.
45:45Achoo.
45:46Achoo.
45:46Achoo.
45:47Achoo.
45:49Achoo.
45:49Five sneezes and a catch needed to win the studio task.
45:54Achoo.
45:57Achoo.
45:59Achoo.
46:01Achoo.
46:02Achoo.
46:03Achoo.
46:03It's a long way up there, isn't it?
46:08Achoo.
46:09Achoo.
46:10Achoo.
46:10Achoo.
46:10Achoo.
46:10Achoo.
46:12Richard, Iальные.
46:13Achoo.
46:13Achoo.
46:13Achoo.
46:14Achoo.
46:14Achoo.
46:15Achoo.
46:17Achoo.
46:25Genuinely excited.
46:26Yüzün İzете var, yazık 1.2, 3.4, 5.4,
46:32Ve Richard'tay blewini vatan
46:36Cumhuriy是不是!
46:44says-
46:45actman
46:47соответ notion
46:53elimden
46:54ço片
46:54en
46:55lead
46:55merhor
46:56Nina Contes!