00:00Look at my car. Look at this. It's ruined. My car is ruined. Don't tell me to calm down. I want to know what's going to be done about this.
00:07I can't believe this.
00:09Look, do you know what happened?
00:11Do I know what happened? Yeah. I came out here. I saw an X-Box Road Dog vandalizing my car. It's ruined now.
00:18Yes, I saw him do it.
00:20When did this happen?
00:21Explain it. This explains it. They ruined my damn car.
00:25It's got DX written all over it. Break it down.
00:27I just came out now. I saw him doing it. They ran away.
00:30You guys are going to take care of it or I'm going to take care of it.
00:33They ruined my car. It's ruined.
00:35Ma'am, listen to me.
00:37Look at the spray paint all over it, JR.
00:39Yes, I saw who did it. An X-Box Road Dog. It sat here right in front of my face.
00:44Road Dog?
00:45Last time you saw him was going which way?
00:46They ran out that way. I don't know where the hell they are.
00:49They've got to be here somewhere.
00:50This better be taken care of.
00:52I understand.
00:55Calm down. Look at my car.
00:58Uh-oh. Look at this.
00:59It's fully loaded. What the hell is this?
01:01It may be fixing to see the end of DX once and for all.
01:05Watch it.
01:06It could be all. No, it's not all there.
01:08They already got X-Box.
01:10X-Box is in handcuffs.
01:13These police officers. We've got a little...
01:16We're just conducting a little business here.
01:18JR, you have the right to remain silent here for a minute.
01:21Let's listen.
01:24We've got a match going on. Can you listen?
01:26This is official police business.
01:29They're locking him up.
01:32In custody.
01:33I hope China and whomever else is happy about this.
01:38This match is stopping as abruptly as...
01:45China must be...
01:47She's got to press charges. Why not?
01:49They're going up the river.
01:50They're going to be sent somewhere up the river.
01:53Look at that.
01:55You're really funny.
01:57Apparently, the Road Dogg and X-Box are going directly to jail here tonight.
02:03See? That's justice.
02:05They got exactly what they deserved.
02:07They want to play dirty? That's what they get.
02:10Right. I mean, how can they do that in court?
02:12What's up with that?
02:14China, so far, not a good night.
02:16First, China, your car's been vandalized.
02:18Not just my car.
02:19What they did is that they vandalized my personal property and my personal belongings.
02:24I was violated.
02:25Now, they are not going to get away with this
02:27because I intend to press full charges on both Road Dogg and X-Box.
02:31Now, this is exactly why I never wanted to be associated with the two loser criminals anyways.
02:38...who has got a real arrogant, lousy attitude.
02:42And look at this.
02:43I'm telling you, she's hot about her car being spray-trained.
02:46Wait a minute.
02:47Uh-oh, PMS PO.
02:49Here they are. Miss Jackie is giving Mr. Ass a piece of her mind.
02:53Uh-oh, Jackie.
02:54Oh, look out.
02:55Look how big China is compared to Jackie.
02:57Punch him back.
02:58Look at this big Amazon.
03:00The ninth wonder of the world from behind.
03:02Now, how about that?
03:04From behind.
03:06And a DDT.
03:08Look out here.
03:11What's China?
03:13Two DDTs.
03:17That's spray-paint.
03:20That's hairspray.
03:22I don't think so.
03:23I use that brand.
03:24Well, I got my glasses on.
03:25I'm telling you.
03:26That's spray-paint.
03:28Good Lord.
03:34Now, boy, this spray-painting idea is original, isn't it?
03:41What do you mean by that?
03:43I mean...
03:45Oh, come on.
03:46What are these two doing?
03:48Badass Billy Gunn and China have incapacitated meat and Jackie.
03:54Well, I'll tell you what.
03:55They're doing exactly what Road Dogg and X-Pac did to China's car earlier.
03:58Or so she says.
04:01Where did they get these...
04:02Where did the spray-paint come from?
04:04Is that the same color spray-paint that was painted on her car?
04:07Wait a minute.
04:08What are you applying?
04:09What do you think?
04:10Circumstantial evidence?
04:11Who do you think you are?
04:12Inspector Clouseau?
04:13Maybe they're not the perps after all, X-Pac and Road Dogg.
04:16Perps.
04:18Shut up, Sherlock.
04:19Look at this DX sign.
04:21They own it.
04:22They paint it anywhere they want to.
04:24Well...
04:26And not an exactly original maneuver right by a badass in China.
04:31They're really proud of themselves.
04:33They say they own the rights to DX.
04:36But I don't think so.
04:38I think this is just an omen of what's to come in that big steel cage match later on.
04:43Makes you wonder who really vandalized China's car, doesn't it?
04:48What are you insinuating?
04:50Well, folks, when we come back, Hardcore Holly and The Big Show
04:55are going to try to coexist in a tag-team war.
04:58That's next.
05:03Welcome back to the War Zone, everybody.
05:04Earlier tonight, China found her car vandalized.
05:08And when the police officers asked China who did it,
05:11here's what China had to say.
05:13You saw who did it, right?
05:14Yes, I saw who did it.
05:15X-Pac and Road Dogg.
05:16It's right in front of my face.
05:19Thank goodness this is America where crime doesn't go unpunished.
05:23X-Pac and Road Dogg were cuffed, they were led away,
05:26and right now they're probably under the jail somewhere.
05:29Crime does not pay.
05:31And this is another crime right here.
05:34Mr. Ass and China using, ironically, the same color spray paint
05:39that was used to spray paint China's car earlier.
05:42They happen to have it in her bag and use it on meat and injections.
05:49That's merely circumstantial evidence, J.R.
05:51Triple H, remember, Triple H has got to get out of the ring
05:55and put both feet on the floor.
05:57And he may have an opportunity right here.
05:59He's fixing to check out of the SmackDown Hotel.
06:01Here he comes.
06:02Helmsley almost outside.
06:04Wait a minute.
06:05What's he got?
06:06Helmsley's got.
06:07What's she giving?
06:08Some handcuffs.
06:09No.
06:10You heard that.
06:11Both these men have the same dream.
06:13That's to be the WWF champion, The Rock, now.
06:16Look at this.
06:17Wait a minute.
06:18China just ran Tim White, the referee, face first.
06:21No.
06:22Oh, my God, did you hear that?
06:24The steel just smacked off The Rock's head, and The Rock had this match won.
06:28Not only did I hear it, I saw it.
06:30What is she doing?
06:31That Jezebel has no right to be in the ring.
06:36Anything goes in a cage match.
06:38Here we go.
06:39Here we go.
06:40It's over.
06:41In the winner.
06:42Helmsley has won.
06:44Wait a minute.
06:45The referee is down.
06:46Helmsley has won.
06:48Triple H, Triple H.
06:51Triple H has won the match.
06:54Or has he?
06:55Sorry, Rock, too late.
06:56The referee hasn't seen nothing yet.
06:59Wait a minute.
07:00And The Rock now hammered away at Helmsley.
07:02This match is over.
07:03Oh, my God.
07:04He got China downstairs.
07:06She's been behind the head again.
07:08And a knockdown right on his steel runway.
07:12Helmsley knocked down The Rock.
07:14What are we doing?
07:15This match is over.
07:16Triple H has won.
07:18The bell hasn't rung, so the match is not over.
07:22Hey, ring the bell over there.
07:24At least it's not officially over.
07:26China's little strategy with the referee has backfired, it would seem.
07:30China, tell the ref that Triple H has won.
07:33You're not witness to it.
07:35Oh, look out here.
07:36Pedigree.
07:38Helmsley looking for the pedigree on the concrete.
07:41But The Rock.
07:44Rock hooking up Helmsley.
07:45Catapult.
07:46Helmsley face first into the steel cage.
07:50Helmsley lip-legged here.
07:53Triple H now has found himself in big trouble.
07:56China, you got to do something.
07:57And the referee is stirring around now.
08:00But what kind of call could Tim White make if he does get up?
08:04What do you mean what kind of call, Terry?
08:05You know that Triple H has already won this thing.
08:07But the referee didn't see it.
08:11And now The Rock.
08:12The match is going to continue here.
08:14No, it can't.
08:15It's over.
08:16The Rock stepping Helmsley back in the ring.
08:18And here we go again.
08:22What are you doing, China?
08:25That damn hurts.
08:26He's got that steel chair.
08:29China handing it off.
08:31China just handed Helmsley a weapon.
08:33No DQ.
08:35Oh, gosh.
08:37Beautiful.
08:39Look at The Rock's skull print.
08:41It did it in the steel chair.
08:43The Rock's eyes.
08:44It's glazed over now.
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