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No Mercy 2000
10-22-2000
Albany,NY
Pepsi Arena

Chyna & Billy Gunn vs Steven Richards & Val Venis (Right To Censor)

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00:00Originally, tonight you were scheduled for an intercontinental matchup with Eddie Guerrero.
00:03But, Eddie Guerrero is too hurt to compete.
00:06So how do you both feel about the fact that now you're in a tag team match with Val Venus
00:10and Steven Richards?
00:12Poor little Eddie hurt his leg.
00:14Well, boo-hoo.
00:16But don't worry, Coach.
00:17You see, his day is coming real soon.
00:19And Eddie and I, we're going to be real close again.
00:23Probably be quite intimate, too.
00:25Although, it's not going to be the type of intimacy that Eddie thinks.
00:29You see, what it's going to be is my elbow and his crotch.
00:34And as far as right to censor, they just made the biggest mistakes of their lives for taking up for
00:39this rat.
00:39Because now they get introduced to the most beautiful thing in the World Wrestling Federation and Mr. Ass.
00:46And what happens tonight is these two dweebs get absolutely destroyed.
00:59I feel like she's too bad.
01:02And there she is, and that's one of the world, on the cover of this month's Playboy magazine.
01:07The main wonder of the world, China.
01:14You fired that C2000.
01:18King, I need you to buy another copy of Playboy.
01:21Your term mining was all crumpled.
01:25You looked that little too thoroughly, I think.
01:28I'm gonna tell you, I really enjoyed checking out that issue of Playboy.
01:32I mean, uh-oh.
01:33I'm a last name.
01:36I'm a last name.
01:41Third partner, Mr. Ass.
01:46What do you think about Mr. Ass?
01:48He might be Playgirl material.
01:50Well, maybe so.
01:52Well, thanks to Mr. Mick Foley, these two, Mr. Ass and China will get their opportunity
02:00to maybe shut up.
02:02Val Venis and Steven Richards are right to center here.
02:06I would love it.
02:07This match made earlier tonight on Heath again,
02:09we cannot give you a valid explanation as to why Stone Cold is not here yet.
02:17But I promise you, folks, the Rattlesnake will be here tonight.
02:26What was the page number of that one picture of China in the shower?
02:31You gotta admit, JR.
02:34Mamacita got some nice maracas.
02:37Maracas?
02:38Huh?
02:40Yeah, I guess she was awesome in that pictorial.
02:45Still available, as a matter of fact.
02:47Val Venis scores on the right hand on Billy Gunn, Mr. Ass, if you will.
02:54And a mixed tag team matchup.
02:57Well, I'm surprised that right center didn't claim foul, because Foley kind of
03:02shoved him into this match without really being ready to prepare for it.
03:07They lose their claim foul, won't they?
03:09No doubt about that.
03:10I think Rikishi getting a little antsy, wondering where Austin is.
03:14Mr. McFoley's in a tough position here.
03:16The knee drop and the lateral press, as Val Venis able to kick out before the three.
03:20Well, Foley's about like you.
03:22I guess he's pretty sure that Austin's gonna be here, because he actually said if Austin
03:25didn't show up, Foley himself would come out here and raise Rikishi's hand.
03:33He wouldn't say that unless he was sure Austin would be here, would he?
03:37I don't think so, but I don't know.
03:40I truly believe Austin's gonna be here.
03:43Art Iris went by Mr. Ass.
03:46And Steven Richards would like to have had a cheap shot there.
03:50And look at Val now.
03:52I know you being from Oklahoma.
03:54Look at that.
03:55What a move by Tana.
03:57That's some strength and power right there, isn't it, JR?
04:00Boy, she is awesome.
04:02Ninth one to the world, just woman handling of Val Venis.
04:05From what I was gonna say, I know.
04:06Here we go.
04:07On the road.
04:09You being from Oklahoma and you- Proud of it.
04:11I know, I know that.
04:13You drive your pickup trucks and tractors and things.
04:16You've seen a lot of roadkill on the roads out there, haven't you?
04:19Yeah.
04:20Not necessarily a pretty sight, is it, with all those tire marks on them?
04:24Well, that's what we're getting.
04:25Squished out real flat.
04:26Stone Cold Roadkill.
04:27Yeah.
04:28That's what they're floating down here, right?
04:29All right.
04:30I'm telling you, that- The grip of the power of
04:32Mr. Ass, muscling up, Steven Richards.
04:36And Chana, ready willing and able to take a tag.
04:40Stone Cold Roadkill is not a pretty thought, but that was a pretty sight seeing Steven Richards
04:44bounce off his head.
04:45Yeah, come on, Chana.
04:46Yes.
04:46Chana grabbing Steven Richards by the tie.
04:48I wish he grabbed him by the tongue.
04:50Well, his tongue may be hanging out like a red necktie before this is over.
04:53Here we go.
04:54One arm by Chana, showing her great power and strength.
05:00It's amazing how a woman can be so beautiful and so naked in Playboy.
05:05What?
05:05Well, she was, and to step into this arena, she can be so dominant.
05:10It's amazing how she can be so naked.
05:12Uh-oh.
05:13Uh-oh.
05:15Wait a minute.
05:16Is that bad or good?
05:17What do you have to say to get that done to you?
05:23Steven putting on the brakes.
05:24It took time with a drop kick.
05:26Sending Steven to the bow and work to the floor.
05:29And now Chana opening up on White Sox himself.
05:35Steve looks like he just broke down of letter carrier school.
05:40Well, the fashion police definitely have an APB down on him.
05:44Miss.
05:45Right in that shoulder, remember?
05:46Mr. Ass had major shoulder surgery and rotator cuff surgery.
05:50It's about four months.
05:52And again, the right to center focusing now on that surgically rebuilt shoulder of Mr. Ass.
06:00This is not good for Billy Gunn here.
06:03If he re-injures that shoulder, it's no telling how long he could be out.
06:06And certainly for Chana, for Billy Gunn to be eliminated here,
06:10leaving her by herself with Steven Richards and Val Venus is not a good situation either.
06:16One, two, one.
06:18No doubt that's exactly what right to center's going after here.
06:20Might as well paint a big bullseye on it.
06:23Well, Billy had to know that that was gonna happen.
06:26Everybody's gonna try him on for size as far as that rotator cuff surgery is concerned.
06:31And now Steven, who professes to do everything right, look at the cheap shots.
06:36Very hypocritical are these right to center members.
06:42How do they keep their shirt tail tucked in?
06:44I can't keep mine tucked in just walking around.
06:46These guys staying while they wrestle.
06:48There's the exchange tag made.
06:52With Mr. Ass sufficiently beat down, Steven was more than happy to accept the tag.
06:58Watch that shoulder again.
07:00Double sledge right on the arm, right on the shoulder.
07:03And Chyna with very concerned look as she should.
07:06You have to do something, Chyna.
07:08You have to get in there.
07:11Arm bar applied by Steven Richards.
07:15Put more pressure on the elbow, quite frankly, than the shoulder.
07:18But Steven doesn't know any better.
07:21Yeah, but he's pulling on that shoulder, trying to, he'd love to pull a gun shoulder right over his socket.
07:30I'll tell you something, he's right to center, guys.
07:33They don't care about, they claim to care about everybody.
07:36But I don't think they care about anybody.
07:38Chyna, in this capacity crowd has been sold out for several months into the game here.
07:47And Mr. Ass working himself back up to his vertical base, using his free right hand as best he can.
07:54Yeah, good, beautiful.
07:56What a DDT.
07:58What a DDT is right.
08:00And now, Val Venus imploring Steven to make the tag.
08:06Steven Richardson's got white socks and yellow teeth.
08:11That's quite a clash.
08:12Yeah.
08:14He needs to wear a brown tie.
08:15Shouldn't it be the other way around?
08:18What do you think?
08:19Yeah, you think.
08:21Yes, keep doing that.
08:23Trying to, ready to accept the tag.
08:27Is that what she's ready to accept?
08:28I can't help it.
08:31Every time I look at Chyna now, I think of Playboy.
08:34Yeah.
08:35Val Venus turning right into the clothesline.
08:37Yeah.
08:37One more time.
08:38And Chyna shooting the foreigners right to the face of Val Venus.
08:43And the all white clad Val Venus.
08:47I love this move.
08:48I love this move.
08:49Chyna hits spring elbow.
08:52And Steven looking for a clothesline.
08:54Hello.
08:56Good.
08:57Famouser.
09:01And now, Mr. Ass and Chyna able to focus on Val Venus.
09:08Man, man.
09:09Beautiful.
09:09Running neck breaking by Chyna, taking down Val Venus.
09:13Teamwork here.
09:16Wait a minute.
09:23What the heck?
09:39Eddie Guerrero does hit Chyna from behind.
09:42And he finally gave her flowers.
09:44Flowers my butt.
10:06I think he did.
10:11He made a statement.
10:12Wait a minute, look at this.
10:14For the love of Pete.
10:17Looks like a lead pipe or something.
10:19Look at the stem on that one.
10:21Watch out.
10:22That could have some huge thorns.
10:23The blue was off that rose.
10:26That was a lead pipe that Eddie Guerrero used to nail Chyna.
10:31Who was about to deliver a pedigree of all things to Val Venus.