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00:01:30Take that, stone!
00:01:31Of course, dwarf!
00:01:33He appreciates me!
00:01:38Be careful! Why do they listen to me?
00:01:43Look, now it's passing under another rooftop. We'll repeat the trick.
00:01:47Yes, but this time you'll be the one to entertain him while I throw the stone.
00:01:50Yes, sir. You always command me. I am your slave.
00:01:55Hey, young man. I'm heading towards the street of the red-faced sea bream.
00:02:00I will not fail.
00:02:02There you go. That way I'll close the window better.
00:02:06What happened?
00:02:11I'll entertain you while you stay here sleeping.
00:02:14Well, it's best if we each go a different way.
00:02:18Okay. You're the boss. I'll tell him to help me with the barrel.
00:02:22And as soon as he lets his guard down, peace! I'll leave him high and dry from a live stream.
00:02:26Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:02:30Hey, handsome. Will you help me carry the barrel?
00:02:33Sure, Pepe.
00:02:42I don't know if I was passing by here.
00:02:53Hey Jep, get in, get in!
00:02:55I saw Pepe the stomper leaving the city along the bug's path.
00:02:58I have to catch him no matter what.
00:03:01This is the path.
00:03:02Oh, thank goodness!
00:03:03We'll set a trap for him when he arrives.
00:03:06We buried the cartridges.
00:03:07And when it passes over, we grab it and...
00:03:10Good!
00:03:11You should start burying the cartridges, okay?
00:03:13I'll check to see if he comes.
00:03:16Nothing here.
00:03:18Nothing here.
00:03:20Nothing, nothing here.
00:03:21No, nothing here.
00:03:23Ah, here it comes!
00:03:24Okay, it's ready, Loyo.
00:03:25Now I put the cartridges in and cover them with dirt.
00:03:28Let's see where I put my foot.
00:03:33Boss!
00:03:33Boss!
00:03:35A lot of damage has been done, boss.
00:03:38When I catch him!
00:03:40Take it!
00:03:41No, boss!
00:03:41Take it!
00:03:42No, no, no!
00:03:42Get away from that stupid tree right now!
00:03:44We have to find another way to catch him!
00:03:46I'm going to climb up to the branch of this tree and when I pass underneath it I'll throw this rock at him.
00:03:50You hide in the bushes.
00:03:52Oh, yes!
00:03:55Here it comes!
00:03:56I'm going to see if I can hit him in the head.
00:04:00Good heavens!
00:04:01I'm losing money!
00:04:02It's getting closer.
00:04:03I hope nothing happens to him.
00:04:05Imagine falling right under this root.
00:04:08Let's see!
00:04:09Oh!
00:04:10Oh!
00:04:11I'm falling!
00:04:14Boss!
00:04:15How was I supposed to know?
00:04:16We will make an elephant trap.
00:04:19I'm fed up with their tricks.
00:04:20If I fail this one, I'll make mincemeat of him.
00:04:23Don't worry.
00:04:24It won't fail.
00:04:25Better for you.
00:04:27Oh!
00:04:27What's wrong with him now?
00:04:28Oh no!
00:04:29A stone that doesn't let me finish in peace.
00:04:31Well, throw it away, man.
00:04:32Throw it away.
00:04:32I'll go throw it away somewhere.
00:04:33Oh, really?
00:04:34Here it goes!
00:04:37This old man will remember!
00:04:39I don't think he'll remember anymore!
00:04:40The hole is finished.
00:04:42I'm going to find some bushes to cover it up.
00:04:44Yes sir.
00:04:48I'm going to leave his bald head with more spikes than a hedgehog.
00:04:51The branches are here.
00:04:53But I can't see anything!
00:04:56Don't escape!
00:04:58Don't run!
00:04:59Luciano really likes me!
00:05:02Where are you?
00:05:02Where are you?
00:05:04Did he drop something?
00:05:05I'd better put the branches in myself.
00:05:07Because?
00:05:07But...
00:05:07Come here!
00:05:10What's going on here?
00:05:12Aha!
00:05:14Aha!
00:05:16Go down, go down, go down!
00:05:19Get down, man!
00:05:21I'm going to see if I can catch him!
00:05:23Come to faith!
00:05:23Look!
00:05:26Now it's perfectly built.
00:05:29He doesn't mention any kind of mistakes.
00:05:30I don't trust you one bit.
00:05:32Let's watch it right away.
00:05:34There you have it.
00:05:35But this is nonsense.
00:05:36It's uncamouflaged.
00:05:37No need, boss.
00:05:39No faults.
00:05:40What do you mean it's not necessary?
00:05:41As soon as Pepe the stomper sees her,
00:05:42He just takes a little jump and that's it.
00:05:43So, look.
00:05:44Oh no!
00:05:46And how deeply he had made it.
00:05:49Five, four, three, two, one.
00:05:56Poor boss, he's hurt himself.
00:05:57That's what I wanted to tell you, boss.
00:05:59The good hole, the camouflaged one, is this one.
00:06:01The other one was so that when Pepe saw it, the stomper would jump and...
00:06:04Do you understand?
00:06:05Now we'll put a log in the road
00:06:07to force him to stop and arrest him.
00:06:10Since it was your idea,
00:06:11Start cutting down the tree yourself.
00:06:12Hurry!
00:06:13Hey, this will do.
00:06:17Hurry up, you mortal!
00:06:18Faster!
00:06:20And make sure it falls on the road
00:06:22and not on top of me like always.
00:06:24Don't worry, boss!
00:06:27Now, by its own weight
00:06:28It will fall this way.
00:06:33Are you hurt, boss?
00:06:35No way!
00:06:37Now anyone can move that log.
00:06:39I know, we'll put a rock there.
00:06:42It will be worth the same.
00:06:44I will step aside.
00:06:46Lest it strike me.
00:06:50There you go!
00:06:54I'm safe here.
00:06:56Do you believe it now?
00:07:03But, boss, why are you hiding under a rock?
00:07:05Do you have any things?
00:07:07That's the way you're running, boss.
00:07:08We'll catch up to him this way.
00:07:10But what do you do now?
00:07:15Don't waste time playing with the worms, man.
00:07:18that you are already very old.
00:07:19It's slipping away from us!
00:07:21Luckily, I was a champion of nautical knots when I was young.
00:07:27Help!
00:07:28Get in, boss, it's ours now!
00:07:33Now I'm really lost!
00:07:36Now!
00:07:37I can already picture myself with the ten thousand rupees reward in my pocket, boss.
00:07:42Okay, okay, stop fantasizing and put the pedal to the metal.
00:07:46Bring it in!
00:07:48The motorcycle, the motorcycle!
00:07:49My motorcycle was stolen!
00:07:50Thieves!
00:07:52Run, you mortal, run!
00:07:53Hey, I'm going full speed ahead!
00:07:55They're going to catch me!
00:07:57They're going to catch me!
00:08:00But, dead, veil, stay, man.
00:08:02Not that we've left the big rock behind.
00:08:04Prene, frene!
00:08:05Here's the instruction manual, boss.
00:08:07Read it to me and you'll see that I'll soon stop.
00:08:11Leave the motorcycle!
00:08:13Lina!
00:08:14Oh no!
00:08:16And so on, and this is Pepe the Pizón.
00:08:20Prene, mortar! Brake, brake!
00:08:24It's coming, this is your chance!
00:08:27Take!
00:08:35I say that considering the large reward received for the capture of Pepe the Pizzeria,
00:08:40I am going to report you for the theft of the motorcycle and the total destruction of the leg.
00:08:44Hey?
00:08:44That's great, isn't it, boss?
00:08:47Well, I'm going to give you some kindness, little credit.
00:08:50Viva!
00:08:52Viva!
00:08:54Viva!
00:08:56Viva!
00:09:07Viva!
00:09:37Thank you!
00:09:52All the symptoms are hyperbolic.
00:09:54Therefore, it is a classic case of psychedelic hibernation
00:09:57produced by the metaphorical excess of work and jefezoic exploitation.
00:10:00Therefore, it would not be at all strange if, due to such a capricious aberration,
00:10:03Mortadelo...
00:10:06...suddenly feels a sperrenguis-like inhibition and believes himself to be a metacambrian character.
00:10:09You shouldn't contradict him.
00:10:14How awful!
00:10:15Mortadelo, because of me, is about to go crazy.
00:10:19Back off, you chickens!
00:10:21Tremble, you filthy scoundrels!
00:10:23My righteous sword will make you bite the dust of defeat!
00:10:27Ha ha!
00:10:27I will rescue this lovely maiden from your abominable clutches!
00:10:31You've come just in time, my friendly squire!
00:10:33Command, master!
00:10:33I need you to defeat all those minions trying to kidnap my lady!
00:10:37And I vote for the blue cap, we will win!
00:10:40I'll have to go along with it.
00:10:42Go ahead, then!
00:10:45Come on!
00:10:46Stop, little horse!
00:10:47There's nothing to do!
00:10:48Run, run!
00:10:50High!
00:10:51There comes Don Puño's army, ready to defeat us!
00:10:54Look at their grim faces and their malevolent gaze!
00:10:57But I swear to God they won't be able to beat me!
00:11:00Dinner, scoundrels!
00:11:01Stop, little horse!
00:11:08End it all!
00:11:09Yet!
00:11:12Leave them alone, slaughterer, they're just sheep!
00:11:17The little boy is having fun, isn't he?
00:11:20Now you'll see what I'll do to you!
00:11:22I don't want him with me!
00:11:23Take it, take it, take it!
00:11:24Oh, oh, oh!
00:11:25Take!
00:11:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, dead one!
00:11:32Oh, dead one!
00:11:33What's happening?
00:11:34Has something happened, my dear squire?
00:11:36The same old story.
00:11:41I've suddenly got a craving, oh my squire friend, for one of these delicious apples.
00:11:45Therefore, I would be grateful if you could get me some to alleviate my hunger.
00:11:50Right away, my lord.
00:11:52Give me a good handful!
00:11:54There they go, my lord!
00:11:57Thanks love!
00:12:00Help me down, my lord!
00:12:02So, by stealing my apples, huh!
00:12:04And I steal!
00:12:05No!
00:12:06Take!
00:12:07Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:12:08Take!
00:12:08No, no, no, no!
00:12:09Take!
00:12:16That will teach you not to steal apples out of thin air!
00:12:22Here I am!
00:12:23Don't worry, my dear squire!
00:12:25And here I am to save you from the clutches of that enslaving peasant!
00:12:29Slavery?
00:12:30Enslaver!
00:12:31Son of a bitch!
00:12:32Enslaver!
00:12:32Take this, little slave!
00:12:33Scatter it!
00:12:34Scatter it!
00:12:34Enslaver!
00:12:35Enslaver!
00:12:35Take that, slave driver!
00:12:36Take that, slave driver!
00:12:36Take that, slave driver!
00:12:36Take that, slave driver!
00:12:38Take that, slave driver!
00:12:39Get out of here!
00:12:41Now he's going to water it until the frog hatches in hair!
00:12:55The sight of this well has awakened in me an enormous and great thirst!
00:12:59Oh, knight of the sad nose!
00:13:01There is no cube, bucket, or wrong one!
00:13:03How are we going to get the water out?
00:13:05It doesn't matter!
00:13:06With my helmet, she'll be able to pull it out!
00:13:07I'll hold the rope!
00:13:10Lower me slowly!
00:13:11Don't worry!
00:13:16You've reached the water!
00:13:18No!
00:13:21Squire!
00:13:22Squire!
00:13:22Have you caused any harm?
00:13:24No, that's great!
00:13:29Look closely, faithful friend, look.
00:13:31In that house is the woman of my dreams, the sweet flower of my thoughts.
00:13:37And I swear that I must go and kneel at his feet.
00:13:43Suddenly, they feel a grotesque edition and believe they are a metacamprian character; I shouldn't contradict them, because I could
00:13:49to be a boor.
00:13:52To be a jerk!
00:13:53To be a jerk!
00:13:55To be a jerk!
00:13:57I'm going to dedicate some beautiful, most beautiful verses to him.
00:14:03Come out onto the balcony, beautiful maiden, sweet love, beautiful goddess of the skies, you are the guide of my life, without you
00:14:13love, I find myself blind.
00:14:15You have to see the things one has to do for a friend.
00:14:19Hey!
00:14:20Give me a drink and you'll see I'll be up soon.
00:14:24Yes, right away.
00:14:30Hey, waiter!
00:14:31I tidied myself up!
00:14:35He thinks he's so funny, huh?
00:14:38Oh, sir, give me your hand, I will help you up.
00:14:41What gives you your hand?
00:14:42Hey, your hand!
00:14:43And with a good beating!
00:14:45Take that, gamer!
00:14:46And for that reason, you fool!
00:14:47Take it, take it, take it!
00:14:53I went to the wrong house.
00:14:55How funny, right?
00:14:56Yes a lot.
00:15:01I'm exhausted.
00:15:02When did I?
00:15:04Ask that cart driver if he wants to give us a ride.
00:15:06Hey, listen!
00:15:15Excuse me, good sir, could you give a ride in your car to this friend of mine who is extremely tired and a bit crazy?
00:15:20What if we said?
00:15:21Where is it?
00:15:23Where to?
00:15:24There, he is the one who is next to that tree.
00:15:26How are you?
00:15:31What do you mean, little cups for me, huh?
00:15:33No?
00:15:34Pose, now you'll see!
00:15:35No, no, no!
00:15:36Be quiet!
00:15:37Go ahead, build it!
00:15:43No, not like Mortadelo!
00:15:47Turned into a cow, cow, cow, cow!
00:15:50So these rich kids who want to laugh at poor country folk learn their lesson!
00:15:53Giddy-up, madaleno!
00:15:58I'll have to tell the little doctor that all my efforts have been in vain.
00:16:03Yes, my dear cousin, my brute of a boss believed the crazy story and I have
00:16:07He's been pulling my leg for a long time.
00:16:10Hahaha!
00:16:11I'm living the high life on his account!
00:16:14He'll be a silly goose!
00:16:16Silly boy, huh?
00:16:19If my sheep isn't deceiving me, it seems my dear cousin Mortadelo heard an insolent little noise.
00:16:23It must have been my boss, that brute, who figured everything out.
00:16:26This is what I cry out for: vengeance, faithful one!
00:16:30Let's run away!
00:16:31To the pole, cousin, to the pole!
00:16:33Delicious ice cream!
00:16:34This is the last corner of the earth I have left to explore!
00:16:37I'll find them, I'll find them, I'll find them...
00:17:09Subscribe to the channel!
00:17:36Subscribe to the channel!
00:17:45I'm in the most filthy ruin!
00:17:51Illusions! Illusions! And I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
00:18:00Boss! Boss!
00:18:02Have you read what the newspaper says? Look! Look!
00:18:06The famous bandit Jimmy the Clumsy has escaped from prison, fond of hunting ducks, cleaned, moved, 33,000 durazos,
00:18:14alive, damaged...
00:18:18Yes, all this is very well, but where can we find him?
00:18:21It's very easy, boss. Boss! I know a place where there are lots of ducks!
00:18:26Now we leave the road and take this path. Let's look at the map, we don't get lost.
00:18:34Yes! Yes! We're on the right track! Here we have the duck pond!
00:18:38What a man! Useless! He scared them away!
00:18:44We'll have to jump the fence!
00:18:46I'll do it myself in a newspaper!
00:18:50My Sunday best!
00:18:59Didn't you know that was an electric wire to keep the cows away from the fence?
00:19:05By the way, if there are cows, that means there will also be choirs, right?
00:19:10Elementary, my dear boss!
00:19:13Put your pants on before going on stage!
00:19:16So is it dangerous to walk around here?
00:19:18No! Not if he dresses up as a tree or runs fast! Run, boss!
00:19:22I'm running! Run! He'll catch him! I'm running! Run! Run, boss!
00:19:26Run! Run! Run! He's going to catch you! He's going to catch you! He's going to catch you! He's going to catch you!
00:19:31He'll get it!
00:19:36Cheer up, boss! Get down from there, it was nothing! Cheer up!
00:19:39Not at all.
00:19:44I'm so tired!
00:19:45They won't get me out of here even with a tractor.
00:19:48Well, I'm off like a shot! Let's see!
00:19:56What a race day! It's like I'm training for the Olympics!
00:20:00Jump, cat!
00:20:01Yes, that's it!
00:20:02Oh, pichayú!
00:20:10Stop, stop!
00:20:12What a priesthood! There's no need to rush so much!
00:20:20Why did I see him reading it?!
00:20:27Hmm! A circle of stones! What could this sign mean?
00:20:31Ah! Let's see it! We'll check it right away!
00:20:36Look, boss, the map says it's a muddy pit.
00:20:44What a guy!
00:20:47Where there's Duck Hunting, jail should be removed.
00:20:51Fly, my dear!
00:20:53Watch out! There's a bad guy down there who wants to shoot us with a shotgun.
00:20:56I've already seen it!
00:20:57One o'clock? Two o'clock?
00:20:59And at three! Volta!
00:21:07What bad luck, man!
00:21:10Hey! Mortabelus Filemón!
00:21:13What are those abusers looking for?
00:21:16Go, I'll probably hunt ducks like me.
00:21:20While we're figuring out Jimmy, let's go duck hunting and eat it.
00:21:25One of them answers.
00:21:36Ah! Mortabelus!
00:21:39I know where he is, boss, but it's extremely dangerous to approach him.
00:21:45So, what can we do?
00:21:46We'll have to use our cunning, boss.
00:21:50We will dress up as a bull.
00:21:52So camouflaged, they won't realize it's us.
00:21:56Clear!
00:21:57And with this bomb that he happened to have in his pocket, we will arrest him.
00:22:01Sometimes you're smart.
00:22:03Come on!
00:22:04Hitch, boss, hitch!
00:22:06So!
00:22:07Zipper, let's go!
00:22:08Let's go here, eh!
00:22:24Bora, bota!
00:22:26Borao!
00:22:27Where will those darn ducks go?
00:22:30Bora!
00:22:30Bora, you'll see, you'll see!
00:22:32You'll see!
00:22:33No, no, no!
00:22:34No, no, no, no!
00:22:35No, no, no!
00:22:36No, no, no, no!
00:22:38There!
00:22:39I want an eye!
00:22:41Hey?
00:22:42Would you claim to have seen a cow flying?
00:22:44Oh, what a blow!
00:22:45Oh!
00:22:47Boss!
00:22:48I can't see anything!
00:22:50His head is on backwards!
00:22:53Hey?
00:22:54Hey?
00:22:55Does knowing that those grandparents are around here make me nervous?
00:22:58Hey!
00:22:58Damn it!
00:23:01What a damn woman!
00:23:02What a damn woman!
00:23:02What a damn woman!
00:23:03What a damn woman!
00:23:03What a damn woman!
00:23:03Oh, my old lady!
00:23:04What a damn woman!
00:23:04What a damn woman!
00:23:04What a damn woman!
00:23:06What a damn woman!
00:23:07I saw a bull dancing the yeyé!
00:23:12Mortadelo!
00:23:12Open the zipper!
00:23:13I can't, boss!
00:23:14It's stuck!
00:23:15Okay, so where are we?
00:23:17Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see...
00:23:18I have a suspicion!
00:23:20Ah!
00:23:21No!
00:23:22Ah!
00:23:22What's happening?
00:23:23Ah!
00:23:24The lady!
00:23:26Ah!
00:23:27Ah!
00:23:32Look, boss!
00:23:33We've caught the clumsy one!
00:23:36Here's your reward for catching the clumsy one!
00:23:39After deducting the fine for hunting in a strictly prohibited area, they are left with two seventy-five.
00:23:44With the reward and a little other money I had in my pocket, we bought this cake which we will eat.
00:23:48in the office.
00:23:49Let me smell it a little!
00:23:51Well.
00:23:52No no!
00:23:54Look what that hooligan has done!
00:23:56My goodness, what a cake I just saw!
00:23:59I feel like I have something rotten in my mouth!
00:24:01Look!
00:24:04Because of them we've run out of...!
00:24:07Don't worry, it's just a brick!
00:24:10It's time to devour the sandwich!
00:24:13What a solemn moment!
00:24:18He gave me back a brick!
00:24:20Now you'll see who I am!
00:24:25Why are you hiding behind the corner, Mortadelo?
00:24:27We're being bombed, boss!
00:24:35What an affront to authority!
00:24:37Who has dared?
00:24:38Ah, I see!
00:24:42They're throwing bricks, huh!
00:24:46Thugs, fugitives from authority!
00:24:50The whereabouts of a couple of hooligans are unknown.
00:24:52that after treacherously attacking
00:24:53to a representative of the authority...
00:24:55Do you think they'll find us?
00:25:25Flies, you fugitive from authority!
00:25:54Thank you!
00:25:58No!
00:25:58You can't see a thing here!
00:26:01And it's no wonder with this piece of junk lamp!
00:26:04Mortadelo! Mortadelo! Come on over here!
00:26:07Don't obey my orders to the aunt of the letter, man.
00:26:10What a disgrace! What a piece of junk this lamp is, we have to buy another one!
00:26:13Well, the other day I was offered a Persian lamp for two thousand pesetas,
00:26:17But since I'm a bit of a rascal...
00:26:19Two thousand pesetas? A Persian lamp?
00:26:22A Persian lamp!
00:26:23Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
00:26:25Come on! Get the two thousand from Lala and buy it!
00:26:30That idiot must have gotten in there! I'm here now!
00:26:33This is a Persian lamp!
00:26:35What's wrong with him?
00:26:37And I've spent two thousand pesetas on this!
00:26:41I think I hit it too hard this time.
00:26:47Excuse me, Mortadelo, have I hurt you badly?
00:26:49Well, it's a genuine Persian lamp!
00:26:52Send me to a gentleman!
00:26:53Your wish will be granted!
00:26:55A genie in a lamp!
00:26:57I want to be the one who...
00:26:58You shut up!
00:27:00The wish is for the man in the black suit!
00:27:02Look how nice!
00:27:03I wish to become an ancient emperor of ancient Rome!
00:27:16The barbarians are coming, Caesar Mortadelus!
00:27:20Hee hee hee hee! Let them form my legions!
00:27:23We will go out to meet them and defeat them!
00:27:27They advance and advance, beautiful and invincible, with their stainless steel soles!
00:27:32To the barbarian, halt the legions of Caesar in their zeal!
00:27:49The legionary is the unbeatable Rome! The barbarian has been defeated! To them!
00:27:56See you!
00:28:08Send Pep!
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00:34:11Boss, boss, I fixed the alarm clock that was broken, listen how good it sounds
00:34:22I'll answer the phone, boss. Tell me, tell me, it's for you, boss.
00:34:30Philemon speaking, say
00:34:31Hey, the director of the Chinese art museum, this is a very important job for you.
00:34:35They have to bring a Fuma dynasty vase from Hong Kong, already valued at 300 million.
00:34:39It's the opportunity of a lifetime, but if something happens to them, they can consider themselves pretty much dead.
00:34:44Don't worry, man, we'll bring you the vase with every single piece.
00:34:48In his ear, Mortadelo, let's run to the airport
00:35:07Come in, buds
00:35:14Do you want chocolates?
00:35:15Yes, ma'am
00:35:28I also have some great motion sickness pills.
00:35:31Give me a handful, ma'am.
00:35:38What a terrible dizzy spell!
00:35:42Relief!
00:35:52Look, boss, it says it right there, we're almost there!
00:36:09That?
00:36:10That?
00:36:24That?
00:36:30Here it is.
00:36:36We came for the Fumaya dynasty vase.
00:36:52Please speak more clearly, because we can't understand anything you're saying.
00:36:55And tell us, where is the vase?
00:36:57I mean, the vase.
00:36:59Will there be?
00:37:01Will there be?
00:37:01Will there be?
00:37:02Will there be?
00:37:03Will there be?
00:37:03Will there be?
00:37:04Will there be?
00:37:05Will there be?
00:37:05Will there be?
00:37:06Will there be?
00:37:09Will there be?
00:37:10Will there be?
00:37:11Finally understanding the foreigner.
00:37:13I said the vase is downstairs.
00:37:16This is the vase.
00:37:26Careful!
00:37:27No!
00:37:29No!
00:37:30No!
00:37:31No!
00:37:33No!
00:37:34No!
00:37:47Don't worry.
00:37:50I brought some great glue with me.
00:37:53That's it, boss.
00:37:57Please, gentlemen,
00:37:59I who sent him…
00:38:00...to this cousin of mine who lives in Spain.
00:38:03Bring it here, bring it here.
00:38:14Let's go to the airport.
00:38:15We will take the 2:32 pm plane.
00:38:42We'll see him dead.
00:38:45Here, you.
00:38:51Take it, take it, take it, take it.
00:38:54Grab it!
00:39:08Am I getting dumber?
00:39:11You go over there.
00:39:12I'm going that way.
00:39:13I'll go through the other door.
00:39:14And he goes through the other door.
00:39:16Very good.
00:39:24Grab it, boss!
00:39:31The glue, Mortadelo.
00:39:37You can't even tell it's glued on, can you?
00:39:40Let's run to the airport.
00:39:51Fasten your seatbelts!
00:39:53I wear suspenders, ma'am.
00:39:56The seatbelt, I'm sorry.
00:39:58Downhill!
00:39:59Ah, I'm sorry.
00:40:00Ah, I see.
00:40:05Glue, boss!
00:40:22How absentminded, boss!
00:40:23Imagine their surprise when they see the real thing!
00:40:26Oh!
00:40:32As you can see, gentlemen, the plan has yielded the desired result.
00:40:36I commissioned Mortadelo and Filemón to make the fake vase and had it published in the press to mislead Kimono Kim.
00:40:41The authentic vase has been received by registered mail and is now on public display.
00:40:45What was that?
00:40:47The vase!
00:40:48What anthropoid cermises have you made!
00:40:55She called me "cenito" and didn't remain an anthropoid.
00:41:46Don't become anthropoid.
00:41:51Don't become anthropoid.
00:42:20Don't become anthropoid.
00:43:04Don't become anthropoid.
00:43:12Don't become anthropoid.
00:43:22Don't become anthropoid.
00:43:50Don't become anthropoid.
00:43:51It's not a machine gun, boss.
00:43:53It gave me a terrible fright.
00:43:55She's let it get away again, chicken!
00:43:59Hen!
00:44:00Chicken, chicken I am!
00:44:01Come on, if I were here right now...
00:44:03Oh!
00:44:05Oh!
00:44:08It has been easy, of course, when one stumbles upon a man as brave and reckless as
00:44:12I...
00:44:14I'll have to keep the plans in a safe place so they don't get stolen again.
00:44:19Look, boss!
00:44:20I'm going to show you this camera.
00:44:21It's armored with a trick!
00:44:25Magnificent!
00:44:25Nobody will take them away from me.
00:44:27No, boss!
00:44:28Don't enter from there, eh!
00:44:29No, no, no!
00:44:29No no!
00:44:30Ah!
00:44:37Of course, boss!
00:44:38I told you so!
00:44:39That's the trick!
00:44:43In the 1x2 plans.
00:44:47Come with Papa Majo.
00:44:50Bye bye.
00:44:54I am the Dormouse.
00:44:57Because of them I got beaten up by a horde,
00:44:59And they've stolen my blueprints too.
00:45:01Don't run, it's worse!
00:45:03When I put it in the store!
00:45:04Defend yourself!
00:45:05Wait!
00:45:06Ha ha ha!
00:45:07I've got it!
00:45:08My God!
00:45:12Here comes the Dormouse!
00:45:14I have an idea to catch him!
00:45:16Come with me!
00:45:17Come on!
00:45:21Now when he passes by I'll throw this rock at him and he's ours.
00:45:26Be careful, I know him.
00:45:28Shut up, he's here!
00:45:33What's wrong, boss?
00:45:34Does anything hurt?
00:45:36Here it comes!
00:45:37We'll attack him from both sides!
00:45:40Here it comes!
00:45:43He's already there!
00:45:45Yeah!
00:45:52Turn yourself in, Leon, and give me back the plans!
00:45:58It's useless with me, your tricks won't work!
00:46:00No, not that, boss, let him go!
00:46:02Let him go, let him go!
00:46:09Rejoice, boss! The blueprints haven't broken!
00:46:13The plans! Paco the Torpedo stole them!
00:46:17The footprints are very recent and very clear.
00:46:20Following them will lead us to where he is without shame.
00:46:23It's mine now! I've got it!
00:46:25Hang in there, Mortadelo! I'm coming to your aid!
00:46:27Look, snail! I'm going to see if I can pick a few for the mistake.
00:46:31You're a blonde and an idiot!
00:46:33Who, me?! You're a blondie and a stupid idiot!
00:46:38But, boss, how could I have believed that you didn't like snails?
00:46:46Tiento, mortadelo, I've seen someone move at the top of this ravine.
00:46:50But we'll have to find a way to climb up.
00:46:52Here's my rope with the hook. I'll hook it up above and...
00:46:55Okay, here goes!
00:46:57Ah! There it goes!
00:47:01Now, it was the chorizo sandwich.
00:47:04Nothing like an apple.
00:47:09This, you idiot!
00:47:13A rock! Where are my apples?
00:47:16But there's no need to get so worked up. If you've missed, you just throw the rope again, that's all.
00:47:21I don't trust them at all! I don't trust them at all! Not at all! Not at all! Not at all!
00:47:23Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!
00:47:37My goodness, this place is a mess!
00:47:39No, no, no! Oh!
00:47:42With the territory wide open, Lufiano looks good, huh?
00:47:45No!
00:47:47No! I can't, I can't fail.
00:47:55Did you fall, boss?
00:47:57No, I always come down from the ravines here.
00:47:59It's possible that Paco the Torpedo is hiding in that house in the valley.
00:48:03We're going down!
00:48:04I'm not going!
00:48:06Look, boss, that's the house.
00:48:07We have to get in, no matter what.
00:48:09The first thing to do is open the door.
00:48:10Don't worry, hold on, here I come, here I come, here I come.
00:48:13Step, step, step, break doors, step, step, move away, move away.
00:48:18What's wrong, boss? Couldn't you do it?
00:48:20Almost, the condemned one doesn't exist.
00:48:22So what are you going to do now, boss?
00:48:24Blow it up with dynamite.
00:48:30That's funny, boss. The door opens outwards.
00:48:39Are you alright, boss?
00:48:41Would you like a little aspirin?
00:48:43Look, boss, there's Paco, Paco the Torpedo.
00:48:49I'll drop a bomb on him.
00:48:56Well, nobody follows me anymore.
00:48:58Alas, I am so unfree!
00:49:00You're so clever, boss!
00:49:02The bomb was opened on purpose to reach him.
00:49:05How clever you are, boss!
00:49:08What, that's you, boss!
00:49:12You're so clever, boss!
00:49:28What, that's you, boss!
00:50:00Thank you!
00:50:01In the next Olympics I'm going to break every record, live and otherwise.
00:50:06Dad!
00:50:06Dad!
00:50:07Dad!
00:50:07I just bought these super stretchy suspenders.
00:50:10I was fed up with being tied up with a leash like a monkey.
00:50:13I'll fix it right away.
00:50:14Hey! Listen! Listen! Listen!
00:50:16But boss, how did you manage to bring the ball here?
00:50:18Does each idea have one?
00:50:19Imagine trying to head an iron ball.
00:50:21And refresh your nose at the window.
00:50:24Here he comes again! Where are you going?
00:50:27Run to save him, boss! Hold on a little longer!
00:50:30No, no, no! The box won't work!
00:50:33You're going to pay dearly for this, you slaughterer!
00:50:37Where could my boss have gone?
00:50:39Now I'm going to give him a little bit of a belt.
00:50:42But boss, if your pants keep falling down, why don't you wear super-stretchy suspenders like me?
00:50:46Simple bone!
00:50:47Mr. Mortadero, please.
00:50:49It's me.
00:50:50I am pleased to announce that you have won the first prize in the "sopa boba" (a type of soup) contest.
00:50:57Would you win a million rupees or a supersonic jet?
00:51:01Oh! An airplane! An airplane! An airplane!
00:51:05Look how beautiful it is, boss! And how strong!
00:51:09Solid! Extremely solid! Like a rock!
00:51:16Anyway, I think I'll fly.
00:51:19According to this manual, you have to drop it down an inclined plane so that it flies.
00:51:34Don't worry, we'll fix it in a jiffy. You'll see, it's a piece of cake.
00:51:46It turned out well, didn't it, boss? It looks brand new, doesn't it?
00:51:51It says here that to start it you have to pull the propeller.
00:51:56Go ahead, boss!
00:52:01Stop the engine! Stop the engine! Stop the engine! Stop the engine! Stop the engine! Stop the engine! Stop the engine! Stop the
00:52:05Stop the engine!
00:52:06Stop the engine!
00:52:13By attaching a rubber band to the propeller, turning it and suddenly releasing it, the motor will start.
00:52:21Hey, boss! Finish it!
00:52:23Yes, it's done.
00:52:24Well, let's go up, we're off.
00:52:29Come on! Tell him the rubber!
00:52:31Come on!
00:52:32Come on!
00:52:39Nothing, boss, nothing. Don't worry at all. We'll fix it again. You'll see.
00:52:44Like new! Like new! Like new! Like new! Like new! Like new! Like new! It's going to be perfect!
00:52:50Did you see how good that is?
00:52:51Well, this isn't working.
00:52:53It's strange, because the manual says it would fly.
00:53:01Like new!
00:53:02Already!
00:53:04Like new! I never try it...
00:53:07Run, you dead woman, run!
00:53:09I'm doing it now!
00:53:12Ah, idol! Finally!
00:53:26No no!
00:53:30Good grief! You've always taken care of the hardest things!
00:53:35Now we're really flying at supersonic speed, huh?
00:53:38Absolutely!
00:53:50It's the wall! The dead wall! The EBC we crashed into! The EBC!
00:53:53The EBC!
00:53:56The dead wall! Apí! Apí! Apí! Apí!
00:54:08Look, boss! We're flying over Asia!
00:54:11So many people, right?
00:54:12Yes, that's India.
00:54:17Life is so good away from the hustle and bustle!
00:54:26Didn't you hear something, Mortadelo?
00:54:29No, I haven't heard anything.
00:54:30Oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh! Now, now, now, now!
00:54:35Mocantarro!
00:54:46What was that, Mortadelo? Did you get hit?
00:54:48No, it was nothing.
00:54:50With what?
00:54:51No, it wasn't!
00:54:54Hey! Boss!
00:54:56Don't leave me, boss!
00:54:58Don't leave me, don't leave me!
00:55:00Boss! Boss! Boss!
00:55:04Argh! At Christmas!
00:55:06Oh! Open the sea!
00:55:08He's carrying a parachute patch!
00:55:10Don't you see we're killing each other? Kill him!
00:55:11I can't find the mile!
00:55:13Api, boss!
00:55:14Get out of here, brother!
00:55:15It was my favorite mile!
00:55:21Now you believe it?
00:55:22We're going to get a big crash, aren't we?
00:55:24Well no!
00:55:25Let's see if we can hit that target!
00:55:27What's painted there!
00:55:28They don't think a bomb is going to fall on us from the sky, do they?
00:55:31No, no, no.
00:55:33We're already on target.
00:55:36Nine, eight, seven, six, four, three, two, one, zero!
00:55:49No!
00:55:56Yes, indeed.
00:56:00A bomb has fallen on us.
00:56:02There's no way.
00:56:22There's no way.
00:56:54There's no way.
00:57:00This is an animation room.
00:57:03Very lively, yes sir.
00:57:05Let's look at one of the cartoonists to see how a cartoon is made.
00:57:13I'm going to draw the reporter Tribulete who gets involved in everything.
00:57:24Yes, I am Tribulete.
00:57:26But, Mr. Cartoonist, don't you think I'm missing something?
00:57:29Hey?
00:57:30Am I online?
00:57:32I need mass, color.
00:57:35I cannot present myself to the public in this way.
00:57:38Okay, tribe, don't get angry.
00:57:51And that's it.
00:57:53Happy now, tribe?
00:57:55Yes, yes.
00:57:56And now I need a fund.
00:58:01And for the first time, the most famous characters.
00:58:04We'll start with the one who's the hungriest.
00:58:06Carpanta, Don Pío, Zipi and Zape, Carioco, Gordito Relleno, Professor Tracacanto, Rigoberto Picaporte, Caco Bonifacio, Doctor Cataplasma,
00:58:17Petra, the Gilda sisters, Mortadelo and Filemón.
00:58:21Since you don't know who's coming next.
00:58:24Doña Urraca.
00:58:26Come on, come out, Doña Urraca.
00:58:27Well, while we wait for Doña Urraca to come or not, I'm going to take a picture of them.
00:58:31A little mama!
00:58:34Doña Urraca.
00:58:35Here, tribe, I bring you a little gift.
00:58:37Thank you.
00:58:38It doesn't matter.
00:58:39What will it be?
00:58:40Judging by the noise, it sounds like a clock because it goes tick-tock.
00:58:43But I'm starting to suspect it might be a...
00:58:47A...
00:59:00Mortadelo!
00:59:01Hey?
00:59:01The phone, man.
00:59:02Yeah.
00:59:04Say.
00:59:06Hey?
00:59:07Boss!
00:59:08Boss!
00:59:09Run, run!
00:59:09Run, boss, run!
00:59:10Come with me!
00:59:11Don't be a pain!
00:59:12Come on!
00:59:13Come on!
00:59:15It's awful, boss!
00:59:17The plans for a terrible weapon have been stolen from wise Rodrigo!
00:59:20Here it is, boss!
00:59:22They've stolen my invention plans!
00:59:25So much work for nothing!
00:59:27And don't you have any suspicions about anyone in the house?
00:59:30Natural, no!
00:59:31All the staff at this house are untrustworthy.
00:59:34However, he would have no problem informing his butler.
00:59:38My butler?
00:59:39The armor!
00:59:40Aaah!
00:59:41Mortadelo, man!
00:59:42The armor!
00:59:43The armor!
00:59:44The armor!
00:59:45Skirt, bad, bad!
00:59:47Aaah!
00:59:48Aaah!
00:59:49Tell me, Mortadelo!
00:59:49Don't escape!
00:59:52Come this way!
00:59:53Here?
00:59:55MORTADELO!
00:59:56Where is?
00:59:57Where are you!
00:59:58That's it, little demos!
00:59:59Aaah!
01:00:00Aaah!
01:00:01Aaah!
01:00:02Aaah!
01:00:03Aaah!
01:00:03Aaah!
01:00:04Aaah!
01:00:05Here it is!
01:00:06Aaah!
01:00:07Aaah!
01:00:09Aaah!
01:00:09Come on, answer!
01:00:10Where is?
01:00:11Can't.
01:00:12Oh, I see it now!
01:00:14Cut it out, help me!
01:00:16Please!
01:00:17There it goes, there it goes, there it goes, there it goes!
01:00:19Corals!
01:00:20Come on, look!
01:00:27Boss, I've got it! I've got it!
01:00:29What's wrong with the boss?
01:00:34What a stupid assistant.
01:00:36And what about you?
01:00:38Ah!
01:00:39Bad dead man!
01:00:41No no!
01:00:41No no!
01:00:42No no!
01:00:42No no!
01:00:42No way, there it goes, there!
01:00:43No way, not there!
01:00:44This painting, I've never seen this painting before!
01:00:46No no!
01:00:46No no!
01:00:47Boss, boss!
01:00:50Come on, answer me, friends, where is what he stole?
01:00:52I don't know anything.
01:00:53Oh, how delicious!
01:00:54He says there wasn't one.
01:00:54Good night!
01:00:55Let's hope you sing now!
01:00:57Good night!
01:00:57Good night?
01:00:58Ready?
01:00:58A little bit of spray here.
01:01:01Another one over there.
01:01:02Open the gate!
01:01:03The fence?
01:01:04The fence?
01:01:28What do you say now?
01:01:30Again.
01:01:31It's so much fun!
01:01:35Mortadelo, plug.
01:01:38Already.
01:01:47Will you sing now?
01:01:50I don't know anything.
01:01:52Mortadelo.
01:02:04I will use violence.
01:02:05Of course! You won't get it with us!
01:02:09Enough! Enough!
01:02:13I won't tell everything! It's good!
01:02:15Enough! Enough!
01:02:17What? Where are the plans?
01:02:19They are in...
01:02:21They are in Villarrizuella.
01:02:37I won't tell everything!
01:03:02You can't even see yourself singing.
01:03:04Mortadelo, light a match.
01:03:06Hold on a minute, boss, there's some fuel here.
01:03:08Come on, turn it on.
01:03:10Come.
01:03:12Here it is.
01:03:14But where are the plans?
01:03:15The roll of plans has to be around here somewhere.
01:03:18It's a similar situation to this.
01:03:20Why are you looking at me like that, boss?
01:03:22No!
01:03:28Have you seen a man?
01:03:30Bald and wearing glasses.
01:03:31No, I haven't seen it.
01:03:32God, I'm asking for it!
01:04:00No!
01:04:00No!
01:04:13No!
01:04:14No!
01:04:16No!