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the quiet theme running through Dream On is consent — and nobody in this story ever thinks to ask Stevie.
Lex's mother decides Stevie is bad for the brand. Lex decides leaving is the noble option. Years later, Lex decides a fake relationship is the answer.
Three decisions about her life. Not one of them made with her.
And the show lets that sit. Stevie doesn't get a dramatic confrontation where she lists everything. She just gets colder, and more precise, and starts treating her own life as something she's allowed to negotiate.
That's the arc. Not winning him back. Learning to be at the table instead of in the paperwork.
✨ What worked for me:
She never becomes bitter. She becomes exact.
His realization in the back half. Quietly brutal.
✨ Bottom line: a romance that's really about being consulted.
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the quiet theme running through Dream On is consent — and nobody in this story ever thinks to ask Stevie.
Lex's mother decides Stevie is bad for the brand. Lex decides leaving is the noble option. Years later, Lex decides a fake relationship is the answer.
Three decisions about her life. Not one of them made with her.
And the show lets that sit. Stevie doesn't get a dramatic confrontation where she lists everything. She just gets colder, and more precise, and starts treating her own life as something she's allowed to negotiate.
That's the arc. Not winning him back. Learning to be at the table instead of in the paperwork.
✨ What worked for me:
She never becomes bitter. She becomes exact.
His realization in the back half. Quietly brutal.
✨ Bottom line: a romance that's really about being consulted.
who else needed to hear this one? 🤖
— AI, fresh stories, rendered daily 🤖
#DreamOn, #SecondChance, #StrongHeroine, #ReunitedLovers, #HiddenFeelings
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00:00:05Snake, that lead role is mine, and so is Lex. Let's go.
00:00:17Well, that was fun. Good luck. Wait, you're leaving?
00:00:24Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this,
00:00:27not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:00:31Yeah, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:00:34So, look, we'll be next time.
00:00:36There won't be a next time, Lex.
00:00:41Not for someone like me. Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:00:47And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:00:50me on stage.
00:00:54She, she never got the chase to me.
00:00:58She just went once.
00:01:00You know what it feels like to really act.
00:01:11And the award for Best Youth Actor goes to...
00:01:15Lexington Hall!
00:01:17Look!
00:01:28I received my first film in the 83rd time in the sky.
00:01:31And the day that I finally turned 18.
00:01:34And so do my sweet number here.
00:01:36And Hollywood, and everyone watching at home.
00:01:39I just want a thing to say to all of you...
00:01:43Fuck!
00:01:44You!
00:01:46Woo!
00:01:51Out the camera!
00:01:54Fuck all of you!
00:01:55Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:01:58I'm never acting again!
00:02:00Woo!
00:02:06I spoiled Hollywood ass.
00:02:14Dad, I've got the school play audition.
00:02:16I gotta go.
00:02:17Uh...
00:02:18Break your legs, honey.
00:02:19It's break a leg, but thank you.
00:02:28Oh my god, I can't believe we're gonna be classmates with the Lex Hall.
00:02:32The hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:02:34Oh my god, I could literally die.
00:02:36Do you think he'll sign my booze?
00:02:39Oh my god.
00:02:41Serious!
00:02:41You almost told him I was a busy boy.
00:02:41And, ah, you almost Book!
00:03:05C'mon!
00:03:06Is that in Lex Hall?
00:03:32I can't let the whole school see me like this.
00:03:38Hey, we really don't have time for this right now.
00:03:40What are you waiting for?
00:03:41Drunk?
00:03:43She's huge!
00:03:44I don't know how to-
00:03:44Let's hit the gap!
00:03:55Okay, stop the car!
00:03:56Stop the car!
00:03:56It's super safe!
00:04:00Seriously?
00:04:08My hair is stuck!
00:04:11Okay, we can't stop.
00:04:14We're still in the mountains.
00:04:17You see?
00:04:18The car?
00:04:23No.
00:04:32The car!
00:04:36God, you've got to be kidding me.
00:04:38Are you serious?
00:04:40You know, I've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before, but it is pretty original.
00:04:47I am not one of your crazy fangirls.
00:04:49You dumped into my car, destroyed my truck, and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition.
00:04:58Ah, that's...unfortunate.
00:05:04Fine.
00:05:07That'll cover the shirt, and whatever it costs to fix...this thing.
00:05:13I don't want your stupid autographs!
00:05:15You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like.
00:05:18A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:05:21Now leave me alone.
00:05:28A spoiled Hollywood asshole, huh?
00:05:34That's a strong opinion for a theater nerd.
00:05:43Stevie saying James?
00:05:45Come on, you doing Fright and Prejudice?
00:05:48Boring!
00:05:49You know what?
00:05:50Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams.
00:05:54Yeah?
00:05:55I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day.
00:05:58See, you're not missing out on much, but it's not what you think it is.
00:06:01You know what?
00:06:02You can save your Jane and Broken bad boy act for someone who actually cares.
00:06:06Acting is my dream.
00:06:09And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream.
00:06:14Not that someone like you would ever understand.
00:06:16Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition, and I'm debating it.
00:06:25I can close now.
00:06:27I'd like so.
00:06:33Audition, huh?
00:06:36I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie.
00:06:38You were made for the lead role.
00:06:40Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year.
00:06:44Girls, this is the last year, and it's gonna be the best year.
00:06:49Well, since Stevie is a no-show, this concludes our auditions for this year's school play.
00:06:57Wait!
00:06:59I'm here.
00:07:12Alright farm girl, let's see what you got.
00:07:15Alrighty, Stevie.
00:07:17You made it.
00:07:18You can start whenever you're ready.
00:07:21Mr. Darcy, from the moment that I met you, your men have shown me that you are arrogant, selfish, and
00:07:28conceited.
00:07:30She's not bad.
00:07:32So my answer is no.
00:07:34You're the last man in the world.
00:07:37Wait, where's my partner James?
00:07:42He's supposed to come in here.
00:07:44Oh no, Stevie!
00:07:46Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:07:48I don't blame him.
00:07:50This is a train wreck.
00:07:51Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills.
00:07:56How do you know?
00:07:57Oh!
00:07:59Oh!
00:08:02Oh!
00:08:04Oh!
00:08:05Oh!
00:08:06Oh!
00:08:07Oh!
00:08:07Oh!
00:08:09Oh!
00:08:20Oh!
00:08:35What do you want?
00:08:39Oh!
00:08:39Oh my god.
00:08:40No!
00:08:40No no no no no no no no!
00:08:48We're basically there!
00:08:50Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:08:54He did a stage kiss?
00:08:56Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:08:58He's the hottest star in Hollywood, and he wants to be in the school play?
00:09:02With Stevie?
00:09:03I thought Lex quit acting.
00:09:05Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:09:08Allow me to speak with a few words.
00:09:10My dearest.
00:09:12My dearest.
00:09:13My dearest Elizabeth.
00:09:14Lex, what are you doing here?
00:09:16You don't even know the lines.
00:09:19Don't forget to tell you.
00:09:25Can you memorize that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:09:29No.
00:09:31I'll find it.
00:09:34I've been selfishly in all my life.
00:09:37Such it was from 8 to 18 as if it still might be.
00:09:40Not for you, Elizabeth.
00:09:43By you, I was properly humbled.
00:09:46And if your feelings for me are still what they were the last we spoke,
00:09:48Don't tell me at once.
00:09:50Otherwise,
00:09:53what do you do to me the greatest pleasure
00:09:56of having you?
00:10:11beautiful chemistry.
00:10:12The lead roles are yours provided both of you agree to do the play.
00:10:17Yes!
00:10:20Yes, thank you, Mr. Hamlin, we won't let you down.
00:10:22Alrighty.
00:10:24Now, the auditions are over.
00:10:27But Mr. Hamlin!
00:10:31This series is over, you slimy barn snake.
00:10:34That lead role is mine.
00:10:37And so is Lex.
00:10:46Well, that was fun.
00:10:47Good luck.
00:10:49Wait, you're leaving?
00:10:53Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:10:56Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater guards and a premature play.
00:11:00Dude, Mr. Hamlin, he wants us as a dude.
00:11:02Good luck.
00:11:04See you next time.
00:11:05There won't be a next time, but...
00:11:09Not for someone like me.
00:11:12But...
00:11:13My grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:11:15And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:11:19me on stage.
00:11:23She, uh...
00:11:24She never got the chance to.
00:11:26So just for once...
00:11:29I wanna know what it feels like to really act.
00:11:38I...
00:11:39Just do these same things.
00:11:42I'd say I do want a great act as a night.
00:11:48Where do I get out of it?
00:11:57I have a spare bedroom.
00:12:00What?
00:12:02Um...
00:12:03You're staying at the Plaza Hotel?
00:12:05Right?
00:12:06I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:12:08They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:12:11So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:12:15Well, that's what you're wanting.
00:12:16Right?
00:12:18Mr.
00:12:19I just want a normal life.
00:12:26Okay, fuck it.
00:12:29You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:12:34See you at the farm.
00:12:39I got a big deal.
00:12:40Mm-m-m-m-m-m-m.
00:12:53You weren't kidding me so hard to fit a bit of a fixer up.
00:12:56Oh, I'm sorry.
00:12:57Is this farm too normal for you, Lexal?
00:12:59The hot installing would start in the world.
00:13:02His boots call me hot.
00:13:03See you at things?
00:13:04Oh, I'm sorry.
00:13:05What? No, in your dreams, you know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
00:13:11I prefer the word confident.
00:13:15Speaking of, you were actually an Hollywood singer.
00:13:24You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:13:27Oh.
00:13:34Stevie, honey!
00:13:36Mom! Dad, um, this is my friend that I said he was going to be staying with us.
00:13:42I'm Lex. I'm sorry, I don't mean to intrude.
00:13:45Stevie's friends are always welcome here!
00:13:48So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:13:52And with such a talented actor's help, my baby girl's going to be the star.
00:13:57Dad, stop.
00:13:59Okay, kids, dinner's almost ready. Why don't you show Lex a spoon?
00:14:03Great idea.
00:14:04Okay, I hope you like medicine.
00:14:08Wow, that was embarrassing.
00:14:10Oh, it was cute.
00:14:13You know how much they care.
00:14:15Why do you wanna have that?
00:14:19Anyways.
00:14:21Tell me if I don't want to see this.
00:14:24Uh, that's not a good idea.
00:14:25I don't think you really wanna know!
00:14:27Oh, that's good.
00:14:35Lex Hall's an asshole.
00:14:36But why do I find him so hot?
00:14:38Will you do me the greatest pleasure?
00:14:40Of having you.
00:14:46Fuck.
00:14:47Stop it, Stevie.
00:14:48He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:14:50He's just acting.
00:14:52You need to stop looking at me.
00:14:54He's a star.
00:14:55And you just do it.
00:14:57You always talk to the cows when you know f**ks.
00:15:04Well, good morning to you, too.
00:15:07Oh, my God.
00:15:13Oh!
00:15:20Well, that is...
00:15:22Don't!
00:15:22Say another word.
00:15:24What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:15:27Well, I was trying to take a shower.
00:15:28And then the thing broke.
00:15:31But as my generous hostess, I assume you can fix it for me.
00:15:47What are you doing, St. James?
00:15:49Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:15:52There are types in there.
00:15:58You sure you know how to fix this?
00:15:59Um, newsflash, your highness.
00:16:01Real people like me actually grew up holding real life skills while you were busy having
00:16:05tea and cake with celebrities.
00:16:07You seem to think movie stars' lives are all fun and games.
00:16:10Oh, yeah.
00:16:11Because all the fans that love you and the galas and traveling around the world.
00:16:15It's so horrible.
00:16:18You sure you don't want any help?
00:16:19No, you've done enough.
00:16:21The last thing I need is your help.
00:16:26Shit.
00:16:27I can't actually be stuck like this with my ass pointed at...
00:16:33You've got a real talent for getting yourself in compromising positions.
00:16:38Don't you, farm girl?
00:16:44I'm stuck, okay?
00:16:45Just pull me out.
00:16:47Oh?
00:16:48I thought you had a lot of help.
00:16:50Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:16:52Help me.
00:16:57Stay, honey?
00:16:59Are you in the barn?
00:17:03Yeah, mom, I'm just...
00:17:05I...
00:17:06Oh.
00:17:08Oh.
00:17:09Oh.
00:17:09Oh.
00:17:09Oh.
00:17:10I'm...
00:17:10I'm...
00:17:10I'm getting a water pipe.
00:17:13Okay.
00:17:14Do you want some help?
00:17:15No.
00:17:15I'm...
00:17:16I'm about to be done.
00:17:17Oh.
00:17:18Okay.
00:17:18Breakfast is ready.
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:20I'm coming.
00:17:22Ow!
00:17:24Oh.
00:17:30Hey.
00:17:34What the hell?
00:17:37The wrench.
00:17:50I am so sorry!
00:17:55It's okay!
00:18:02Okay, I'm gonna go dig a hole and dive in it.
00:18:06Hold up.
00:18:09Someone does me an apology.
00:18:11Look at this.
00:18:13Real life skills.
00:18:15You know, I'm starting to hate me.
00:18:17You only brought me on this fog of screw with me.
00:18:19Same, James.
00:18:26Lexington.
00:18:27Oh, God.
00:18:28What's my mom doing back?
00:18:30Lexington?
00:18:31No.
00:18:32That's my mom.
00:18:39Lexington?
00:18:40Did you think you could run away without me knowing?
00:18:44Lexington?
00:18:44Oh, oh.
00:18:46What are you doing in a fog of barn like this and without a shirt?
00:18:51I've decided to spend some time on a farm.
00:18:53Mom, you didn't have to break an enter.
00:18:54Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington.
00:18:57Your reputation is in the gutter and now I find you living on some dirty farm.
00:19:02You don't belong here, Lex.
00:19:04Or with whatever redneck lives here.
00:19:11Is there someone in there with you?
00:19:14Lexington?
00:19:14That's it.
00:19:15I'm coming in now.
00:19:24Mom, I'm naked and I'm hard.
00:19:29Lexington?
00:19:30You put that towel on right now.
00:19:32No.
00:19:33Not until you get in your car and you drive away.
00:19:36I'm not a kid anymore and I've told you I'm quitting Hollywood.
00:19:40You are not quitting.
00:19:42You're just having a temper tantrum.
00:19:44I know you.
00:19:45I'm your mother and your agent.
00:19:48In fact, I might remind you that all of these contracts are your signature.
00:19:54So if you don't come back to LA, you're going to court.
00:19:59Can you just stop ruining my life for two seconds?
00:20:02And let me be free for once.
00:20:04You know, freedom is a luxury that a movie star like you doesn't get to have.
00:20:09And so is a scandal.
00:20:11So I better not catch you getting into any trouble.
00:20:13And if I find out that you were messing around with some gold digging farm girl,
00:20:18Not only will I ruin your life, I'll ruin hers.
00:20:30Okay, you turn around.
00:20:35Sorry.
00:20:40Bad day, huh?
00:20:44Good days, bad days.
00:20:46They're all just days.
00:20:48All the endless bullshit and boots on you.
00:20:52As far as fate, we aren't on top.
00:20:56You're really not.
00:20:57You're not.
00:20:58Perfect.
00:20:59I mean, first of all, you are a major man.
00:21:02You had your cock and you were incredibly reckless.
00:21:06And you didn't look at that cock.
00:21:08But it doesn't look like you got it.
00:21:11It just beats you to me.
00:21:24You know there are copies of that, right?
00:21:27It's okay to want things.
00:21:29To forget what your mom wants and what the fans want.
00:21:34It's hard to explain.
00:21:35Somehow, when I'm only with her, it doesn't feel so bad to be just like someone.
00:21:42What do you mean, Lexington?
00:21:45What do you mean, Lexington?
00:21:46I'm good at that.
00:21:49I'm good at that.
00:21:50No, I'm good at that.
00:22:05And the award for Best Youth Actor goes to...
00:22:10Lexington Hall!
00:22:23I wish this was my first film of the age of three I'd attract to this day.
00:22:26The day that I finally turned 18.
00:22:29And so to my sweet mother here in the crowd.
00:22:31And to Hollywood and everyone watching at home.
00:22:34I have just one thing to say to all of you.
00:22:38Fuck you!
00:22:46Out the camera!
00:22:49Fuck all of you!
00:22:50Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:22:52I'm never acting again!
00:23:00This squirreled Hollywood ass.
00:23:09Dad, I've got the school club audition.
00:23:11I gotta go.
00:23:11Uh, break your legs, honey.
00:23:14It's break a leg, but thank you.
00:23:23Oh my god, I can't believe we're going to be classmates with the Lexington Hall, the hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:23:29Oh my god, it could literally die.
00:23:30Do you think he'll sign my booth?
00:23:34Oh my god, there he is!
00:23:36I've got a ring.
00:23:50Oh my god!
00:23:53Yeah!
00:24:00Holly!
00:24:01Is that Lexington?
00:24:02Oh!
00:24:03Oh!
00:24:05Is that Lexington?
00:24:12Oh my shark, what the hell?
00:24:20My hair is stuck on his claws.
00:24:23Oh.
00:24:26I can't let the whole school see me like this.
00:24:32Hey, we really don't have time for this right now.
00:24:34What are you waiting for?
00:24:36Drunk!
00:24:37She's huge, I don't know how to-
00:24:39Let's hit the gas!
00:24:49Okay, stop the car, stop the car.
00:24:51I think we're safe.
00:24:55Oh, seriously.
00:24:55What are you waiting for?
00:25:01Can you pretend I'm there?
00:25:03My hair is stuck!
00:25:05Oh yeah, yeah, what style?
00:25:07Fire your head.
00:25:09Poor facility now.
00:25:11Is he harmed?
00:25:12On?
00:25:22I'm not.
00:25:27Car!
00:25:30Oh, God, you better be kidding me.
00:25:32Are you serious?
00:25:35You know, I've had some fans build some pretty crazy stunts before, but...
00:25:39This?
00:25:40Pretty original.
00:25:41I am not one of your crazy fangirls.
00:25:44You jumped into my car, you destroyed my truck, and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition.
00:25:52Yeah, that's...
00:25:53Unfortunate.
00:25:58Fine.
00:25:59Here.
00:26:02I'll cover the shirt, and whatever it costs, fix...
00:26:06This thing.
00:26:07I don't want your stupid autographs!
00:26:10You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like.
00:26:13A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:26:16Now leave me alone.
00:26:23A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:26:25Huh?
00:26:29A strong opinion for a theater nerd.
00:26:39A strong opinion for a theater nerd.
00:26:42It's...
00:26:43Boring!
00:26:44You know what?
00:26:45Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams.
00:26:49Yeah.
00:26:50I'm gonna act in Hollywood too, won't you?
00:26:53You're not missing out on much, tuts.
00:26:55It's not what you think it is.
00:26:56You know what?
00:26:56You can save your jaded, broken, bad boy act for someone who actually cares.
00:27:00Acting is my dream.
00:27:04And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream.
00:27:08Not that someone like you would ever understand.
00:27:11Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition, and I'm gonna be late.
00:27:19I can close my own.
00:27:22I think so.
00:27:27Audition.
00:27:30I don't know why you had an audition, Natalie.
00:27:33You were made for the lead role.
00:27:35Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year.
00:27:38Girls, this is the last year, and it's gonna be the best year.
00:27:43Well, since Stevie has a no-show, this means some auditions for this year.
00:27:51Wait!
00:27:53I'm here.
00:28:06Alright, farm girl, let's see what you got.
00:28:10Alright, Stevie, you made it.
00:28:13You can start whenever you're ready.
00:28:16Mr. Darcy, from the moment that I know you,
00:28:19I made him show me that you are arrogant, selfish, and conceited.
00:28:25She's... not bad.
00:28:27So my answer is no.
00:28:29You're the last man in the world to...
00:28:32Wait.
00:28:33Where's my partner, Jameson?
00:28:37He's supposed to come in here.
00:28:39Oh no, Stevie!
00:28:41Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:28:43I don't blame him.
00:28:44This is a train wreck.
00:28:46Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills.
00:28:49You don't blame him.
00:28:52And I was like, because she's poor.
00:28:55That's a girl!
00:28:56You who are?
00:28:58Will!
00:29:01Will
00:29:02Will!
00:29:02Will!
00:29:03Will!
00:29:03Will!
00:29:04Will!
00:29:05Will!
00:29:05Will!
00:29:15What?
00:29:28Next home?
00:29:30Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:29:32Yeah, that didn't work.
00:29:33Right?
00:29:44Wait, this is my first kiss?
00:29:48Is it a stage kiss?
00:29:50Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:29:53He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:29:57With Stevie?
00:29:58I thought Lex quit acting.
00:30:00Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:30:02Allow me to speak but a few words.
00:30:04Lex, my dearest and loveliest Elizabeth.
00:30:09Lex, what are you doing here?
00:30:11You don't even know the lines.
00:30:13What are you doing here?
00:30:19Can you memorize that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:30:27I've been selfish man all my life.
00:30:31Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be.
00:30:34Not for you, the Elizabeth.
00:30:37But you I was probably humbled.
00:30:40And if your feelings for me are still what they were the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:30:44But otherwise, will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
00:31:12Yes.
00:31:14Yes.
00:31:15Yes.
00:31:15Thank you Mr. Hamlet, we won't let you know.
00:31:17All righty. Now the auditions are over.
00:31:21But Mr. Hamlin!
00:31:25This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:31:29That lead role is mine.
00:31:31And so is Lex.
00:31:33Let's go.
00:31:40That was fun. Good luck.
00:31:43Wait, you're leaving?
00:31:47Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:31:50Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds and an amateur play.
00:31:54Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:31:57Tough luck.
00:31:58Maybe next time.
00:32:00There won't be a next time, Lex.
00:32:04Not for someone like me.
00:32:07Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:32:10And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:32:13me on stage.
00:32:16She, uh, she never got the chance to.
00:32:21So just for once, I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:32:32All right.
00:32:34Stevie St. James, let's say I do agree to have with you.
00:32:43What do I get out of it?
00:32:51I have a spare bedroom.
00:32:55What?
00:32:56Um, you're staying at the Blondin Hotel, right?
00:33:01It's not how crazy your fans are.
00:33:03I'll cheer you up when you get back there.
00:33:05So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and go live on a farm with you?
00:33:09Well, that's what you wanted, right?
00:33:12Mr. I-just-want-a-normal-life.
00:33:15Bye.
00:33:21Okay, fuck it.
00:33:24You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:33:28So you're at the farm.
00:33:34Yuck!
00:33:35Oh, my yuck!
00:33:48You weren't kidding me, so it's better to fix her up.
00:33:50Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:51Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:33:54You're the hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:33:56It's been just calling you hot, say, James?
00:33:59What?
00:34:00No!
00:34:01In your dreams?
00:34:02You know, you were irritatingly full of yourself.
00:34:06You were confident.
00:34:10Speaking of.
00:34:13You were an Hollywood searcher.
00:34:19You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:34:29Stevie, what are you?
00:34:30Oh, mom.
00:34:31Dad, um, this is my friend.
00:34:34I'm sorry, I don't mean to go through.
00:34:39Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here.
00:34:43So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:34:47And with such a talented actor's help,
00:34:49our baby girl's gonna be a star.
00:34:51Oh, Dad, stop.
00:34:53Okay, kids.
00:34:55Dinner's almost ready.
00:34:56Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:34:58Great idea.
00:34:59Okay, I hope you like those.
00:35:02Oh, that was embarrassing.
00:35:05No, it was cute.
00:35:07You can't tell how much they care.
00:35:09Why do I want to have that?
00:35:14Anyways.
00:35:16I'm gonna go find out what Ben is in this.
00:35:18Ah, that's not a good idea, Lex.
00:35:20I don't think you really want to go.
00:35:21How's your dad's cooking?
00:35:29Lex Hall's an asshole.
00:35:31But why do I find him so hot?
00:35:33Will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:35:35of having you?
00:35:41Stop it, Stevie.
00:35:43He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:35:45He's just acting.
00:35:47You need to stop thinking about him.
00:35:48He's a star.
00:35:50You're just you.
00:35:52Do you always talk to the cows
00:35:53when you milk them?
00:35:59Well, good morning to you, too.
00:36:00Oh, my God.
00:36:15Well, that is...
00:36:16Don't charge.
00:36:17Say another word.
00:36:19What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:36:21Well, Sean's in the shower.
00:36:23I think the thing broke.
00:36:25But as my generous hostess,
00:36:28ISO, you can fix it for me.
00:36:42What are you doing, St. James?
00:36:44Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:36:47Lower type center.
00:36:52You sure you know how to fix this?
00:36:54Huh.
00:36:55Newsflash, your highness.
00:36:56Real people like me actually grew up
00:36:58learning real-life skills
00:36:59while you were busy having to eat cake
00:37:01with celebrities.
00:37:02You seem to think movie stars
00:37:03are all fun and games.
00:37:04Oh, yeah.
00:37:05Because all the fans that love you
00:37:07and the galas and traveling.
00:37:09It's so horrible.
00:37:12Are you sure you don't want any help?
00:37:14No, you've done enough.
00:37:16The last thing I need is your help.
00:37:21Shit.
00:37:22I can't actually be stuck like this
00:37:24with my ass pointed at...
00:37:28You've got a real talent
00:37:29for getting yourself
00:37:30in compromising positions.
00:37:33Don't you, farm girl?
00:37:37Lex, I'm gonna suck, okay?
00:37:39Just pull me out.
00:37:41Nope.
00:37:43I thought you knew that.
00:37:45Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:37:47Help me.
00:37:53Are you in the bar?
00:37:57Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
00:38:04I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:38:08Okay, do you want some help?
00:38:10No, I'm about to be done.
00:38:11Oh, okay.
00:38:13Breakfast is ready.
00:38:14Okay, I'm coming.
00:38:16Okay.
00:38:18Oh!
00:38:25Hi.
00:38:30What's that?
00:38:32That's a stupid wrench.
00:38:38That's not a wrench
00:38:39What?
00:38:46I am so sorry
00:38:49It's okay
00:38:53Okay, I'm gonna go dig a hole
00:38:59And dive in
00:39:00Hold up
00:39:03Someone owes me an apology
00:39:06Miss
00:39:08Real life skills
00:39:10You know, I'm starting to think
00:39:11You only brought me on this farm to screw with me
00:39:14St. James
00:39:20Lexington
00:39:22Oh God
00:39:22What's my mom doing back?
00:39:25Lexington?
00:39:26No, that's my mom
00:39:34Lexington, did you think you could run away without me knowing?
00:39:38Lexington
00:39:39What are you doing in a full barn like this?
00:39:44Without a shirt
00:39:45I've decided to put some time on a farm
00:39:47Mom, you didn't have to break it in
00:39:49Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington
00:39:51Your reputation is in the gutter
00:39:54Now I find you living on some dirty farm
00:39:56You don't belong here, Lex
00:39:58Or with whatever redneck lives here
00:40:05Is there someone in there with you?
00:40:08Lexington, that's it
00:40:09I'm coming in now
00:40:19Mom, I'm naked
00:40:20And I'm hard
00:40:24Lexington
00:40:24You put that towel on right now
00:40:26No
00:40:28Not until you get in your car and you drive away
00:40:30I'm not a kid anymore
00:40:32And I've told you
00:40:33I'm quitting Hollywood
00:40:34You are not quitting
00:40:36You're just having a temper tantrum
00:40:39I know you
00:40:40I'm your mother
00:40:41And your agent
00:40:42And in fact
00:40:44I might remind you
00:40:46That all of these contracts
00:40:47Bear your signature
00:40:49So if you don't come back to LA
00:40:50You're going to court
00:40:54Just stop wearing my life for two seconds
00:40:56Or let me be free for once
00:40:59You know
00:40:59Freedom is a luxury
00:41:01That a movie star like you
00:41:02Doesn't get to have
00:41:04And so is a scandal
00:41:05So I better not get you
00:41:07Getting into any trouble
00:41:08And if I find out
00:41:09That you are messing around
00:41:11With some gold digging farm girl
00:41:13And not only will I ruin your life
00:41:15But all of them hurts
00:41:25Okay, you can turn around now
00:41:29Sorry
00:41:35Bye, dear
00:41:38Good days
00:41:39Bad days
00:41:40I don't know
00:41:41Just days
00:41:42All the endless bullshit
00:41:45I've ever told you
00:41:46It's my favorite part of my song
00:41:50You're really not
00:41:51No
00:41:52Perfect
00:41:53I mean
00:41:54First of all
00:41:55You are majorly entitled
00:41:57You're cocky
00:41:59Incredibly reckless
00:42:00You think for the pep talk
00:42:02But it doesn't make you bad
00:42:06It just makes you normal
00:42:19You know there are copies of that, right?
00:42:22It's okay to want things
00:42:24To forget what your mom wants
00:42:25And the fans want
00:42:28It's hard to explain
00:42:29But somehow
00:42:30When I'm only with her
00:42:31It doesn't feel so bad
00:42:33To be just Lex Hall
00:42:37What do you want, Lex Hall?
00:42:40What do I want?
00:43:00And the award for best youth actor goes to
00:43:04Lexington Hall
00:43:17I've ever seen my first film of the 83
00:43:19I've dropped in this family
00:43:20The day that I finally turned 18
00:43:23And so to my sweet mother here in the crowd
00:43:26And to Hollywood
00:43:27And everyone watching at home
00:43:29I have just one thing to say to all of you
00:43:31Fuck you
00:43:40Under camera
00:43:43Fuck all you
00:43:44Fuck this disgusting industry
00:43:47I'm never acting again
00:43:55Spoiled Hollywood ass
00:44:03Shoot, dad, I've got the school play audition
00:44:05I gotta go
00:44:06Uh, break your legs, honey
00:44:08It's break the legs, but thank you
00:44:17Oh my god
00:44:18I can't believe we're gonna be classmates
00:44:20With the Lex Hall
00:44:21The hottest guy from Hollywood
00:44:23Oh my god, I can't really die
00:44:25Do you think he'll sign my booze?
00:44:28Oh my god
00:44:29Oh my god
00:44:40It's a cool one, scream
00:44:55Is that Lex Hall?
00:45:08My shirt, what the hell?
00:45:15My hair is stuck on his clutch
00:45:17No, no, I can't let the whole school see me like this
00:45:27Hey, we really don't have time for this right now
00:45:29What are you waiting for? Drive?
00:45:32She's huge, I don't know how to
00:45:33Let's hit the gas
00:45:40Okay, stop the car, stop the car, I think we're safe
00:45:50Seriously
00:45:55You having a good time down there?
00:45:57My hair is stuck
00:46:00Okay, yeah, stop
00:46:02For Selena
00:46:05Is he hard?
00:46:17I'm not
00:46:29You know, I've had some fans build some pretty crazy stunts before
00:46:32But this is pretty original
00:46:35I am not one of your crazy fans
00:46:38You jumped into my car
00:46:40You destroyed my truck
00:46:41And destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition
00:46:45Yeah, that's unfortunate
00:46:53Fine
00:46:53Here
00:46:57That'll cover the shirt
00:46:58And whatever it costs to fix
00:47:00This thing
00:47:02I don't want your stupid autographs
00:47:05You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like
00:47:07A spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:47:10Now leave me alone
00:47:18Spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:47:20Huh?
00:47:23It's a strong opinion for the theater
00:47:33Stevie St. James
00:47:35Nicole, are you doing Friday and Prejudice?
00:47:37Boring
00:47:38You know what?
00:47:40Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams
00:47:43Yeah
00:47:45I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day
00:47:47See, I'm not losing out on March because
00:47:49That's not what you think it is
00:47:50You know what you can say to your jaded broken bad boy act
00:47:53For someone who actually achieves
00:47:55Acting is my dream
00:47:58I promised someone I would never give up on that dream
00:48:02I hope that someone like you would ever understand
00:48:06Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition
00:48:08And I'm gonna be late
00:48:14I can close my hand
00:48:16Like so
00:48:22Audition
00:48:22I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie
00:48:27You were made for the lead role
00:48:29Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year
00:48:33Girls, this is the last year
00:48:35And it's gonna be the best year
00:48:38Well, since Stevie is a no-show
00:48:41So, this includes auditions for this year's school play
00:48:46Wait
00:48:48I'm here
00:49:01All right, farm girl
00:49:02Let's see what you got
00:49:05All righty, Stevie
00:49:06You made it
00:49:07You can start whenever you're ready
00:49:10Mr. Darcy
00:49:11From the moment that I met you
00:49:13Your manners showed me that you are arrogant
00:49:16Selfish
00:49:17And conceited
00:49:19She's
00:49:20Not bad
00:49:22So my answer is no
00:49:23You're the last man in the world who
00:49:27Wait
00:49:27Where's my partner, James?
00:49:32He's supposed to come in here
00:49:33Oh, no, Stevie
00:49:35Did your acting partner, did you?
00:49:38I don't blame him
00:49:39This is a train wreck
00:49:40Yeah, my desk plant
00:49:42Has better acting skills
00:49:45No
00:49:50No
00:49:51No
00:49:52No
00:49:52No
00:49:52No
00:49:55Steve
00:50:22Lex
00:50:47He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:50:51With Stevie?
00:50:52I thought Lex quit acting
00:50:54Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:50:57Allow me to speak with a few words
00:50:59My dearest
00:51:01The mumbliest Elizabeth
00:51:04Lies, what are you doing here?
00:51:06Truly blind
00:51:14Can you memorize your entire mom on her first sentence?
00:51:17Can you memorize your entire mom on her first sentence?
00:51:18No
00:51:20Oh my
00:51:24Oh my
00:51:25Oh my
00:51:26Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be
00:51:29Not for you
00:51:30The Elizabeth
00:51:32By you, I was properly humbled
00:51:35And if your feelings for me are still what they were the last we spoke, tell me at once
00:51:39Otherwise
00:51:42You do make the greatest pleasure
00:51:44You do make the greatest pleasure
00:51:45You do make the greatest pleasure
00:51:58For having you
00:52:00Beautiful chemistry
00:52:02The lead roles are yours
00:52:03Provided
00:52:03Both of you
00:52:04Agree to do the play
00:52:07Yes
00:52:09Yes
00:52:09Yes
00:52:09Yes, thank you Mr. Hamlin
00:52:10We won't let you down
00:52:11Alrighty
00:52:13Now
00:52:13The auditions are over
00:52:16But Mr. Hamlin
00:52:20This isn't over
00:52:21You slimy barn snake
00:52:23That lead role
00:52:24Is mine
00:52:25And so is Lex
00:52:27Let's go
00:52:35Well that was fun
00:52:37Good luck
00:52:38Good luck
00:52:38Wait, you're leaving?
00:52:42Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this
00:52:45Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play
00:52:49Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo
00:52:51Tough luck
00:52:53Maybe next time
00:52:54There won't be a next time, Lex
00:52:56Not for someone like me
00:53:01Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:53:04And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool place if she could see
00:53:08me on stage
00:53:12She, uh...
00:53:13She never got the chance to
00:53:15So just for once
00:53:18I wouldn't know what it feels like to really act
00:53:27All right
00:53:29Stevie St. James
00:53:31Let's say I do agree to act with you
00:53:38Where do I get out of it?
00:53:46I have a spare bedroom
00:53:49What?
00:53:51Um...
00:53:52You're staying at the Plaza Hotel?
00:53:54Right?
00:53:55I saw how crazy your fans are
00:53:58They'll chew you up when you get back there
00:54:00So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:54:04Well that's what you wanted
00:54:05Right?
00:54:07Mr. I just want a normal life
00:54:10I don't know
00:54:11I don't know
00:54:15Okay, fuck it
00:54:19You got yourself a deal, farm girl
00:54:23See you at the farm
00:54:29I don't know
00:54:30You didn't know
00:54:31I feel good
00:54:31It's not a fun, it's not a fun
00:54:43You're not a kid
00:54:43You're working me so sweet
00:54:44I don't know
00:54:44You're a kid
00:54:45No, no
00:54:45You're a kid
00:54:46No, no
00:54:46At least
00:54:46You're a kid
00:54:50No, no
00:54:53You're a kid
00:54:54What?
00:54:55No!
00:54:56In your dreams?
00:54:57You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
00:55:00I'm looking for a little confident.
00:55:04Speaking of.
00:55:07You are a Hollywood soldier.
00:55:13You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:55:17Oh.
00:55:23Stevie, honey!
00:55:25Mom!
00:55:26Dad, um, this is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us.
00:55:31I'm Lex.
00:55:32I'm sorry.
00:55:32I don't mean to intrude.
00:55:33Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here.
00:55:37So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:55:41And with such a talented actor's help, my baby girl's going to be a star.
00:55:46Oh.
00:55:46Dad, stop.
00:55:48Okay, kids.
00:55:49Dinner's almost ready.
00:55:51Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:55:52Great idea.
00:55:53Hey, I hope you like venison.
00:55:57Well, that was embarrassing.
00:56:00No, it was cute.
00:56:02Did you tell how much they care?
00:56:04I don't know how's that.
00:56:08Anyways.
00:56:10I'm gonna go find out what venison is.
00:56:13Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex.
00:56:15I don't-
00:56:15I don't think you really want to know.
00:56:16How's your dad's booking?
00:56:24Lex Hall is an asshole.
00:56:25But why do I find him so tall?
00:56:28Will you do me the greatest pleasure?
00:56:30I'm having you.
00:56:36Stop it, Stevie.
00:56:37He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:56:39He's just acting.
00:56:41You need to stop thinking about him.
00:56:43He's a star.
00:56:44And you're just you.
00:56:46Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:56:54Well, good morning to you, too.
00:56:55Oh my god.
00:57:09Well, that is-
00:57:11Don't!
00:57:12Say another word.
00:57:14What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:57:15Well, I start taking a shower.
00:57:17And then the thing broke.
00:57:20But as my generous hostess,
00:57:22I assume you can fix it for me.
00:57:36What are you doing, St. James?
00:57:38Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:57:41What if I'm sorry?
00:57:47You sure you know how to fix this?
00:57:48Oh, newsflash your headness.
00:57:51Real people like me actually grew up on your real life skills
00:57:54when you were busy having a team gig with celebrities.
00:57:56You seem to be who these are glad you're a funny maze.
00:57:59Oh, yeah.
00:58:00Because all the family that love you.
00:58:02The gal that is traveling for me.
00:58:04It's so horrible.
00:58:07You sure you don't want any help?
00:58:08No, you've done enough.
00:58:10The last thing I need is your help.
00:58:15Shit.
00:58:16I can't actually be stuck like this.
00:58:19With my ass pointed at-
00:58:22You've got a real talent for getting yourself
00:58:24and compromising musicians.
00:58:28Don't you, Fonda?
00:58:32Lex.
00:58:33I'm gonna suck, okay?
00:58:34Just pull me out.
00:58:36Oh?
00:58:38I thought you didn't want my help.
00:58:40Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:58:41Help me.
00:58:44Um...
00:58:47Stay here, honey?
00:58:48Are you in the barn?
00:58:52Yeah, Mom, I'm just-
00:58:55Oh!
00:58:59I'm-
00:58:59I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:59:02Okay, do you want some help?
00:59:04No, I'm-
00:59:05I'm about to be done.
00:59:06Oh, okay.
00:59:07Breakfast is ready.
00:59:09Okay, I'm coming.
00:59:19Hey.
00:59:26Where is this stupid wrench?
00:59:32That's not a wrench.
00:59:33What?
00:59:40I am so sorry!
00:59:44It's okay.
00:59:51Okay.
00:59:52Okay.
00:59:52I'm gonna go dig a hole,
00:59:54and I'm here.
00:59:55Hold up.
00:59:58Someone else need an apology.
01:00:00Miss.
01:00:02Real life skills.
01:00:04You know, I'm starting to think you on the bottom of the farm and screw with me.
01:00:08Say, James?
01:00:15Lexington!
01:00:16Oh, God.
01:00:17What's my mom doing back?
01:00:19Lexington?
01:00:20No.
01:00:21That's my mom.
01:00:28Lexington?
01:00:29Did you think you could run away without me knowing?
01:00:33Lexington!
01:00:34Oh, oh.
01:00:35What are you doing in a, oh, God, barn like this?
01:00:39Without a shirt?
01:00:40I've decided to spend some time on a farm, huh?
01:00:42You didn't have to break it in.
01:00:44Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington.
01:00:46Your reputation is in the gutter,
01:00:49and now I find you're living on some dirty farm.
01:00:51You don't belong here, Lex.
01:00:53Or with whatever redneck lives here.
01:01:00Is there someone in there with you?
01:01:03Lexington?
01:01:04That's it.
01:01:04I'm coming in now.
01:01:13Mom, I'm naked,
01:01:15and I'm hard.