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💅 The ultimate "Fake Dating" setup is here!
Imagine falling in love with a Hollywood A-lister, only for him to break your heart and leave town. Stevie lived that nightmare. But when Lexington Hall suddenly returns with a fake-dating proposition, things get complicated! 📸
He broke her heart once to protect her from his manipulative mother, but now? The chemistry is explosive, and this "pretend" romance is feeling way too real. 🤫 Will Stevie risk her heart again? Watch "Dream On" to find out!
📌 THEME: Showbiz, Fake Relationship, Reunited Lovers, Romance
🌟 Cast: Monique Parent, Kimberly McClain, Vera Price
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00:00:00you
00:00:04stage kiss shit is that Lex fucking Hall he's the hottest star in Hollywood and
00:00:10he wants to be in the school play with Stevie I thought Lex quit acting why is
00:00:16he doing this for a poor farm girl allow me to speak with a few words my
00:00:20dearest and loveliest Elizabeth what are you doing here you don't even know the
00:00:27lines over the Merlinger he memorized that entire monologue in three seconds
00:00:44I've been a selfish man all my life such it was from 8 to 18 and such it still
00:00:49might be now for you Elizabeth by you I was properly humbled and if your
00:00:56feelings for me are still what they were the last we spoke tell me at once but
00:01:00otherwise will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:01:08and the award for best youth actor goes to Lexington Hall
00:01:25ever since my first film of the age of three I've dropped to this day the day that I finally
00:01:30turn 18 and so to my sweet mother here in the crowd and to Hollywood and everyone watching at home
00:01:37I've just one thing to say to all of you
00:01:39fuck you
00:01:42fuck you
00:01:43fuck all you
00:01:52fuck this disgusting industry
00:01:54I'm never acting again
00:02:03what a spoiled Hollywood ass kid
00:02:06shh
00:02:07shh
00:02:07shh
00:02:09shh
00:02:11dad I've got the school play audition I gotta go
00:02:13oh uh break your legs honey
00:02:16it's break a leg but thank you
00:02:25oh my god I can't believe we're gonna be classmates with the Lex Hall the hottest guy from Hollywood
00:02:31oh my god I could literally die
00:02:33do you think you'll sign my boo
00:02:36oh my god
00:02:37oh my god
00:02:38there he is
00:02:46ahhhhhhh
00:02:48so full of screaming
00:02:49No!
00:03:03Is that Lex home?
00:03:10Fuck me.
00:03:15My shirt! What the hell?
00:03:23My hair is stuck on his clutch.
00:03:28No, no, no, I can't let the whole school see me like this.
00:03:35Hey, we really don't have time for this right now.
00:03:37What are you waiting for? Drive!
00:03:40She's huge! I don't know how to...
00:03:41Let's hit the gas!
00:03:52Okay, stop the car, stop the car. I think we're safe.
00:03:57Seriously?
00:04:03You having a good time down there?
00:04:05My hair is stuck.
00:04:08Okay, okay, I'd stop if I were you later.
00:04:12Before selling out this.
00:04:14Is he hard?
00:04:25I'm lying.
00:04:30Car!
00:04:33Oh, God, you better be kidding me.
00:04:35Are you serious?
00:04:37You know, I've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before, but...
00:04:41This?
00:04:42Pretty original.
00:04:44I am not one of your crazy fangirls.
00:04:46You jumped into my car, you destroyed my truck, and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition.
00:04:53Yeah, that's...
00:04:56Unfortunate.
00:05:00Fine.
00:05:01Here.
00:05:04Now it'll cover the shirt and whatever it costs to fix...
00:05:08This thing.
00:05:10I don't want your stupid autographs.
00:05:12You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like.
00:05:15A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:05:18Now leave me alone.
00:05:26Spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:05:28Huh?
00:05:31It's a strong opinion to a theater nerd.
00:05:40Stevie St. James?
00:05:42I mean, come on, you're doing Fright and Prejudice?
00:05:45Boring!
00:05:46You know what?
00:05:47Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams.
00:05:51Yeah?
00:05:52I'm gonna act in Hollywood 2 one day.
00:05:55So you're not missing out on much, toots.
00:05:57That's not what you think it is.
00:05:58You know what?
00:05:59You can save your jaded, broken, bad boy act for someone who actually cares.
00:06:03Acting is my dream.
00:06:06And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream.
00:06:11Not that someone like you would ever understand.
00:06:13Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition, and I'm gonna be late.
00:06:22I can close my own door.
00:06:24Like so.
00:06:30Audition, huh?
00:06:33I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie.
00:06:35You were made for the lead role.
00:06:37Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year.
00:06:41Girls, this is the last year, and it's gonna be the best year.
00:06:46Well, since Stevie is a no-show, this concludes our auditions for this year's school play.
00:06:54Wait!
00:06:56I'm here.
00:07:09All right, farm girl, let's see what you got.
00:07:12All righty, Stevie, you made it.
00:07:15You can start whenever you're ready.
00:07:18Mr. Darcy, from the moment that I met you,
00:07:21your manners showed me that you are arrogant, selfish, and conceited.
00:07:27She's not bad.
00:07:29So my answer is no.
00:07:31You're the last man in the world who...
00:07:34Wait, where's my partner, Jameson?
00:07:39He's supposed to come in here.
00:07:41Oh, no, Stevie, did your acting partner ditch you?
00:07:45I don't blame him.
00:07:47This is a train wreck.
00:07:48Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills.
00:07:52Ooh.
00:07:57Ew.
00:07:59Ew.
00:08:01Ew.
00:08:01Ew.
00:08:03Ew.
00:08:03Ew.
00:08:05Ew.
00:08:05Ew.
00:08:05Ew.
00:08:05Ew.
00:08:06Ew.
00:08:07Ew.
00:08:31Lex, home.
00:08:32Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:08:3591.
00:08:36Right.
00:08:47Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:08:51He did a stage kiss?
00:08:53Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:08:55He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:08:59With Stevie?
00:09:00I thought Lex quit acting.
00:09:02Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:09:05Allow me to speak but a few words.
00:09:07My dearest and loveliest Elizabeth.
00:09:11Lex, what are you doing here?
00:09:13You don't even know the lines.
00:09:16I heard them earlier.
00:09:22He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:09:26No.
00:09:28I leave.
00:09:31I've been a selfish man all my life.
00:09:34Such it was from 8 to 18 and such it still might be.
00:09:37If not for you, the Elizabeth.
00:09:40By you I was properly humbled.
00:09:43And if your feelings for me are still with you where the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:09:47But otherwise,
00:09:50will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:09:53of having you.
00:10:03Bravo!
00:10:04Bravo!
00:10:06Bravo!
00:10:08Beautiful chemistry.
00:10:09The lead roles are yours, provided both of you agree to do the play.
00:10:13Yes!
00:10:16Yes!
00:10:17Yes, thank you Mr. Hamlin, they won't let you down.
00:10:20Alrighty.
00:10:21Now, the auditions are over.
00:10:24But Mr. Hamlin!
00:10:28This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:10:31That lead role is mine.
00:10:34And so is Lex.
00:10:35Let's go.
00:10:43Well, that was fun.
00:10:44Good luck.
00:10:46Wait, you're leaving?
00:10:50Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:10:53Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:10:57Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:10:59Tough luck!
00:11:01Maybe next time.
00:11:02There won't be a next time, Lex!
00:11:06Not for someone like me.
00:11:09Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:11:12And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:11:16me on stage.
00:11:20She, uh...
00:11:20She never got the chance to.
00:11:23So just for once,
00:11:26I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:11:35All right.
00:11:36Stevie St. James.
00:11:38Let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:11:45Where do I get out of it?
00:11:54I have a spare bedroom.
00:11:57What?
00:11:59Um, you're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:12:03I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:12:05They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:12:08So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:12:11Well, that's what you wanted, right?
00:12:15Mr. I just want a normal life.
00:12:23Okay, fuck it.
00:12:26You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:12:30So you're at the farm.
00:12:50You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer-upper.
00:12:53Oh, I'm sorry.
00:12:54Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:12:56The hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:12:59Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:13:01What?
00:13:03No, in your dreams?
00:13:05You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
00:13:08I prefer the word confident.
00:13:12Speaking of.
00:13:15You don't want to act in Hollywood, St. James.
00:13:21You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:13:26I...
00:13:31Stevie, honey.
00:13:33Mom!
00:13:33Dad, um, this is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us.
00:13:38I'm Lex.
00:13:39I'm sorry.
00:13:40I don't mean to intrude.
00:13:41Oh, Stevie says they're always welcome here.
00:13:45So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:13:49And with such a talented actor's help, our baby girl's going to be a star.
00:13:54Oh, Dad.
00:13:55Stop.
00:13:56Okay, kids.
00:13:57Dinner's almost ready.
00:13:58Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:14:00Great idea.
00:14:01Hey, I hope you like venison.
00:14:05Wow.
00:14:06That was embarrassing.
00:14:07No, it was cute.
00:14:09Do you tell how much they care?
00:14:12Why do one has that?
00:14:18Anyways, I'm going to go find out what venison is.
00:14:21Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex.
00:14:22I don't think you really want to know.
00:14:24That's your dad's cooking.
00:14:32Lex Hall's an asshole.
00:14:33But why do I find him so hot?
00:14:35Will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
00:14:43Stop it, Stevie.
00:14:45He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:14:47He's just acting.
00:14:49You need to stop thinking about him.
00:14:51He's a star.
00:14:52And you're just you.
00:14:54Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:15:01Well, good morning to you, too.
00:15:03Oh, my God.
00:15:17Well, that is just...
00:15:19Don't say another word.
00:15:21What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:15:24Well, I was trying to take a shower.
00:15:25And then the thing broke.
00:15:28But as my generous hostess,
00:15:30I assume you can fix it for me.
00:15:44What are you doing, St. James?
00:15:46Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:15:49More types in there.
00:15:55You sure you know how to fix this?
00:15:56Uh-huh.
00:15:57Newsflash, your highness.
00:15:58Real people like me actually grew up learning real-life skills
00:16:01while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities.
00:16:04You seem to think movie stars' lives are all fun and games.
00:16:07Oh, yeah.
00:16:07Because all the fans that love you
00:16:09and the galas and traveling around the world.
00:16:12It's so horrible.
00:16:14You sure you don't want any help?
00:16:16No, you've done enough.
00:16:18The last thing I need is your help.
00:16:23Shit.
00:16:24I can't actually be stuck like this
00:16:26with my ass pointed at...
00:16:30You've got a real talent for getting yourself
00:16:32in compromising positions.
00:16:36Don't you, phone girl?
00:16:40Lex, I'm gonna suck, okay?
00:16:42Just pull me out.
00:16:44Oh?
00:16:45I thought you didn't want my help.
00:16:47Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:16:49Hey, help me.
00:16:54Stay, honey?
00:16:56Are you in the barn?
00:17:00Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
00:17:02Oh.
00:17:05Oh.
00:17:06I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:17:10Okay, do you want some help?
00:17:12No, I'm about to be done.
00:17:14Oh, okay.
00:17:15Breakfast is ready.
00:17:17Okay, I'm coming.
00:17:19Oh.
00:17:27Hey.
00:17:33Where's the stupid wrench?
00:17:39That's not a wrench.
00:17:42What?
00:17:48I am so sorry
00:17:52It's okay
00:17:59Okay, I'm gonna go dig a hole
00:18:02And dive in
00:18:03Hold up
00:18:05Someone else me an apology
00:18:08Miss
00:18:10Real life skills
00:18:12You know, I'm starting to think
00:18:13You only brought me on this farm to screw with me
00:18:16St. James
00:18:23Lexington
00:18:24Oh God
00:18:25What's my mom doing back?
00:18:27Lexington?
00:18:29No, that's my mom
00:18:36Lexington?
00:18:37Did you think you could run away without me knowing?
00:18:41Lexington?
00:18:41Oh, what are you doing in a, oh God, barn like this and without a shirt?
00:18:48I've decided to spend some time on a farm, Mom. You didn't have to break an energy
00:18:51Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington. Your reputation is in the gutter and now I find you living on
00:18:57some dirty farm.
00:18:59You don't belong here, Lexington. You don't belong here, Lex, or with whatever redneck lives here.
00:19:07Is there someone in there with you?
00:19:11Lexington, that's it. I'm coming in now.
00:19:21Mom, I'm naked and I'm hard.
00:19:26Lexington, you put that towel on right now.
00:19:29No, not until you get in your car and you drive away. I'm not a kid anymore and I've told
00:19:35you I'm quitting Hollywood.
00:19:36You are not quitting. You're just having a temper tantrum. I know you. I'm your mother and your agent and
00:19:45in fact, I might remind you that all of these contracts bear your signature.
00:19:51So if you don't come back to L.A., you're going to court.
00:19:56Can you just stop hurting my life for two seconds and let me be free for once?
00:20:01You know, freedom is a luxury that a movie star like you doesn't get to have.
00:20:06And so is a scandal, so I better not catch you getting into any trouble.
00:20:10And if I find out that you are messing around with some gold-digging farm girl, not only will I
00:20:17ruin your life, I'll ruin hers.
00:20:27Okay, you can turn around now.
00:20:31Sorry.
00:20:37Bad day, huh?
00:20:40Good days, bad days.
00:20:43Harold's days.
00:20:45All the endless bullshit in between.
00:20:48I mean, I'm surprised you paid for me in the car for Gluck's Hall.
00:20:53You're really not, you know?
00:20:55Perfect.
00:20:56I mean, first of all, you are majorly entitled.
00:21:00You're cocky, incredibly reckless.
00:21:02You think for the pep talk?
00:21:05But it doesn't make you bad.
00:21:08It just makes you normal.
00:21:21You know there are copies of that, right?
00:21:24It's okay to want things.
00:21:26To forget what your mom wants and what the fans want.
00:21:31It's hard to explain, but somehow, when I'm only with her, it doesn't feel so bad to be just like
00:21:37Saul.
00:21:39What do you want, Lexal?
00:21:42What do I want?
00:21:46What do I want?
00:22:02And the award for Best Youth Actor goes to...
00:22:07Lexington Hall!
00:22:09What do I want?
00:22:20Ever since my first film of the age of three, I've drafted this day.
00:22:23The day that I finally turned 18, and so to my sweet mother here in the crowd, and to
00:22:28Hollywood and everyone watching at home, I have just one thing to say to all of you.
00:22:36Fuck you!
00:22:39Oh!
00:22:40Oh!
00:22:42Ha ha ha ha!
00:22:44Act the camera!
00:22:45Fuck all of you!
00:22:47Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:22:49I'm never acting again!
00:22:57This spoiled Hollywood ass kid.
00:23:05Dad, I've got the school play audition.
00:23:07I gotta go.
00:23:08Oh, uh, break your legs, honey.
00:23:11It's break a leg, but thank you.
00:23:19Oh my god, I can't believe we're gonna be classmates with the Lex Hall, the hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:23:26Oh my god, I could literally die.
00:23:27Do you think you'll sign my boo?
00:23:31Oh my god, there he is!
00:23:33Oh my god.
00:23:35Oh my god.
00:23:39Oh my god.
00:23:42Oh my god.
00:23:43Oh my god.
00:23:43So Pola is screaming.
00:23:44Oh my god.
00:23:46Oh my god.
00:23:50Oh my god.
00:23:56Come home.
00:23:57Is that Lex Hall?
00:24:17my hair is stuck on his clutch
00:24:20no no no i can't let the whole school see me like this
00:24:29hey we really don't have time for this right now what are you waiting for drive
00:24:34she's huge i don't know how to hit the gas
00:24:46okay stop the car stop the car i think we're safe
00:24:52seriously
00:24:58you having a good time down there my hair is stuck
00:25:03okay okay i'd stop if i were you that
00:25:06before selling out
00:25:08is he hard
00:25:29you know i've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before but
00:25:36this pretty original i am not one of your crazy fangirls you jumped into my car
00:25:42you destroyed my truck and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition
00:25:48yeah that's unfortunate
00:25:55fine here
00:25:59now it'll cover the shirt and whatever it costs to fix
00:26:03this thing
00:26:04i don't want your stupid autographs you know you're exactly what i imagine you'd be like
00:26:09a spoiled hollywood asshole
00:26:13now leave me alone
00:26:20spoiled hollywood asshole
00:26:22huh
00:26:26it's a strong opinion for a theater nerd
00:26:35stevie st james
00:26:36i think i'm what you're doing fright and prejudice
00:26:39boring
00:26:40you know what sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams
00:26:45yeah
00:26:47i'm gonna act in hollywood too one day
00:26:50you're not missing out on much toots
00:26:51that's not what you think it is
00:26:53you know what you can save your jaded broken bad boy act for someone who actually cares
00:26:57acting is my dream
00:27:01and i promised someone i would never give up on that dream
00:27:05not that someone like you would ever understand
00:27:08now if you'll excuse me i have an audition and i'm gonna be late
00:27:16i can close my own door
00:27:19like so
00:27:24audition huh
00:27:27i don't know why you had to audition natalie
00:27:29you were made for the lead role
00:27:31yeah you've been like the theater queen since freshman year
00:27:35girls
00:27:36this is the last year
00:27:38and it's gonna be the best year
00:27:40well
00:27:41since stevie
00:27:42is a no-show
00:27:44this concludes our auditions for this year's school play
00:27:48wait
00:27:50i'm here
00:28:03all right farm girl
00:28:04let's see what you got
00:28:07all righty stevie
00:28:08you made it
00:28:09you can start whenever you're ready
00:28:13mr darcy
00:28:13from the moment that i met you
00:28:15your manners showed me that you are arrogant
00:28:18selfish
00:28:19and conceited
00:28:21she's
00:28:22not bad
00:28:24so my answer is no
00:28:25you're the last man in the world who
00:28:29wait
00:28:30where's my partner jameson
00:28:34he's supposed to come in here
00:28:36oh no stevie
00:28:38did your acting partner ditch you
00:28:40i don't blame him
00:28:41this is a train wreck
00:28:42yeah my desk plant
00:28:44has better acting skills
00:28:48he's supposed to come in here
00:28:52he's supposed to come in here
00:29:04he's supposed to come in here
00:29:06he's supposed to come in here
00:29:09he's supposed to come in here
00:29:10he's supposed to come in here
00:29:11he's supposed to come in here
00:29:11he's supposed to come in here
00:29:11he's supposed to come in here
00:29:11he's supposed to come in here
00:29:11he's supposed to come in here
00:29:12he's supposed to come in here
00:29:25Lex Hull, did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:29:2991.
00:29:30Right.
00:29:41Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:29:46He did a stage kiss?
00:29:47Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:29:50He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:29:54With Stevie?
00:29:55I thought Lex quit acting.
00:29:57Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:29:59Allow me to speak but a few words, my dearest and loveliest Elizabeth.
00:30:06Lex, what are you doing here?
00:30:08You don't even know the lines.
00:30:10I heard them earlier.
00:30:16He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:30:20No.
00:30:22Well, I leave.
00:30:26I've been a selfish man all my life.
00:30:28Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be.
00:30:31Not for you, Elizabeth.
00:30:34By you, I was properly humbled.
00:30:37And if your feelings for me are still with you where the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:30:42But otherwise,
00:30:44will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:30:47of having you?
00:30:58Bravo!
00:30:59Bravo!
00:31:01Bravo!
00:31:02Bravo!
00:31:02Bravo!
00:31:03Bravo!
00:31:03Bravo!
00:31:03Beautiful chemistry.
00:31:04The lead roles are yours provided both of you agree to do the play.
00:31:09Yes!
00:31:11Yes!
00:31:12Yes!
00:31:12Thank you, Mr. Hamlin, we won't let you down.
00:31:14Alrighty.
00:31:15Now, the auditions are over.
00:31:19But, Mr. Hamlin!
00:31:22This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:31:25That lead role is mine.
00:31:28And so is Lex.
00:31:30Let's go.
00:31:37Well, that was fun.
00:31:39Good luck.
00:31:40Wait, you're leaving?
00:31:44Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:31:47Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:31:51Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:31:54Tough luck.
00:31:55Maybe next time.
00:31:57There won't be a next time, Lex.
00:32:01Not for someone like me.
00:32:03Look,
00:32:04my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:32:07And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:32:10me on stage.
00:32:13She, uh,
00:32:15she never got the chance to.
00:32:18So just for once,
00:32:21I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:32:29Alright.
00:32:31Stevie St. James.
00:32:33Let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:32:40What do I get out of it?
00:32:48I have a spare bedroom.
00:32:52What?
00:32:54You're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:32:58I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:33:00They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:33:02So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:33:06Well, that's what you wanted, right?
00:33:09Mr. I just want a normal life.
00:33:18Okay, fuck it.
00:33:21You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:33:25I'll see you at the farm.
00:33:45You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer-upper.
00:33:47Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:48Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:33:51The hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:33:53Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:33:56What?
00:33:58No, in your dreams.
00:33:59You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
00:34:03I prefer the word confident.
00:34:07Speaking of.
00:34:10Do you want to act in Hollywood, St. James?
00:34:16You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:34:25Stevie, honey?
00:34:27Mom!
00:34:28Dad, um, this is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us.
00:34:33I'm Lex.
00:34:34I'm sorry.
00:34:35I don't mean to intrude.
00:34:36Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here.
00:34:39I don't know.
00:34:40So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:34:43And with such a talented actor's help, our baby girl's going to be a star.
00:34:48Oh, Dad.
00:34:49Stop.
00:34:50Okay, kids.
00:34:52Dinner's almost ready.
00:34:53Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:34:54Great idea.
00:34:55Hey, I hope you like venison.
00:34:59Wow, that was embarrassing.
00:35:02No, it was cute.
00:35:04Do you tell how much they care?
00:35:06No one has that.
00:35:10Anyways.
00:35:13I'm gonna go find out what venison is.
00:35:15Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex.
00:35:17I don't, I don't think you really want to know.
00:35:18That's your dad's cooking.
00:35:26Lex Hall's an asshole.
00:35:28But why do I find him so hot?
00:35:30And will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
00:35:38Lex Hall's an asshole.
00:35:38Stop it, Stevie.
00:35:40He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:35:42He's just acting.
00:35:43I need to stop thinking about him.
00:35:45He's a star.
00:35:47And you're just you.
00:35:49Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:35:56Well, good morning to you, too.
00:35:57Oh, my God.
00:36:12Well, that is just...
00:36:14Don't say another word.
00:36:16What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:36:18Well, I was trying to take a shower.
00:36:20And then the thing broke.
00:36:22But as my generous hostess, I assume you can fix it for me.
00:36:39What are you doing, St. James?
00:36:41Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:36:43Motor pipes in there.
00:36:49You sure you know how to fix this?
00:36:51Uh-huh.
00:36:52Newsflash, your highness.
00:36:53Real people like me actually grew up learning real life skills
00:36:56while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities.
00:36:59You seem to think movie stars' lives are all fun and games.
00:37:01Oh, yeah.
00:37:02Because all the fans that love you and the galas
00:37:05and the traveling around the world.
00:37:07It's so horrible.
00:37:09You sure you don't want any help?
00:37:10No, you've done enough.
00:37:12The last thing I need is your help.
00:37:17Shit.
00:37:18I can't actually be stuck like this,
00:37:21with my ass pointed at...
00:37:24You've got a real talent for getting yourself
00:37:27in compromising positions.
00:37:30Don't you, phone girl?
00:37:34Lex, I'm stuck, okay?
00:37:36Just pull me out.
00:37:38Oh?
00:37:40I thought you didn't want my help.
00:37:42Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:37:44Help me.
00:37:49Stay, honey?
00:37:50Are you in the barn?
00:37:55Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
00:38:01I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:38:05Okay, do you want some help?
00:38:06No, I'm about to be done.
00:38:09Oh, okay.
00:38:09Breakfast is ready.
00:38:11Okay, I'm coming.
00:38:22Hey.
00:38:29Where is this stupid wrench?
00:38:34That's not a wrench.
00:38:36What?
00:38:43I am so sorry.
00:38:46It's okay.
00:38:54Okay, I'm gonna go dig a hole and dive in there.
00:38:58Hold up.
00:39:00Someone owes me an apology.
00:39:04Miss real life skills.
00:39:07You know, I'm starting to think you only brought me on this farm to screw with me.
00:39:10St. James?
00:39:17Lexington.
00:39:19Oh, God.
00:39:20What's my mom doing back?
00:39:21Lexington?
00:39:23Lexington?
00:39:24That's my mom.
00:39:30Lexington?
00:39:31Lexington?
00:39:32Did you think you could run away without me knowing?
00:39:35Lexington?
00:39:36Oh.
00:39:36Oh.
00:39:37What are you doing in a, oh, God, barn like this and without a shirt?
00:39:42I've decided to spend some time on a farm.
00:39:44Mom, you didn't have to break an enter.
00:39:46Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington.
00:39:49Your reputation is in the gutter and now I find you living on some dirty farm.
00:39:54You don't belong here, Lex, or with whatever redneck lives here.
00:40:02Is there someone in there with you?
00:40:05Lexington?
00:40:06That's it.
00:40:06I'm coming in now.
00:40:16Mom, I'm naked and I'm hard.
00:40:21Lexington, you put that towel on right now.
00:40:24No.
00:40:25Not until you get in your car and you drive away.
00:40:27I'm not a kid anymore and I've told you I'm quitting Hollywood.
00:40:31You are not quitting.
00:40:34You're just having a temper tantrum.
00:40:36I know you.
00:40:37I'm your mother and your agent.
00:40:39Lexington, in fact, I might remind you that all of these contracts bear your signature.
00:40:46So if you don't come back to L.A., you're going to court.
00:40:51Can you just stop hurting my life for two seconds and let me be free for once?
00:40:56You know, freedom is a luxury that a movie star like you doesn't get to have.
00:41:01And so is a scandal, so I better not catch you getting into any trouble.
00:41:05And if I find out that you were messing around with some gold digging farm girl,
00:41:10not only will I ruin your life, I'll ruin hers.
00:41:22Okay, you can turn around now.
00:41:26Sorry.
00:41:32Bad day, huh?
00:41:35Good days, bad days.
00:41:38Harold's days.
00:41:40All the endless bullshit in between.
00:41:44I'm surprised you paid for me in the car for Gluck's Hall.
00:41:47You're really not, you know, perfect.
00:41:50I mean, first of all, you are majorly entitled.
00:41:55You're cocky, incredibly reckless.
00:41:57You think for the pep talk?
00:41:59But it doesn't make you bad.
00:42:16You know there are copies of that, right?
00:42:19It's okay to want things.
00:42:21To forget what your mom wants and what the fans want.
00:42:25It's hard to explain, but somehow when I'm only with her, it doesn't feel so bad to be just like
00:42:32Saul.
00:42:34What do you want, Lexal?
00:42:56And the award for best youth actor goes to Lexington Hall.
00:43:14Ever since my first film of the age of three, I've drafted this day.
00:43:17The day that I finally turned 18.
00:43:20And so to my sweet mother here in the crowd.
00:43:23And to Hollywood and everyone watching at home.
00:43:26I have just one thing to say to all of you.
00:43:30Fuck you!
00:43:39Fuck all of you!
00:43:41Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:43:44I'm never acting again!
00:43:52I'm a spoiled Hollywood ass kid.
00:44:00Dad, I've got the school play audition.
00:44:02I gotta go.
00:44:03Oh, uh, break your legs, honey.
00:44:05It's break a leg, but thank you.
00:44:14Oh my god, I can't believe we're gonna be classmates with the Lexal, the hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:44:20Oh my god, I could literally die.
00:44:22Do you think you'll sign my boo?
00:44:25Do you think you'll sign my boo?
00:44:26Oh my god, there he is!
00:44:37Super let's spring.
00:44:51Is that Lex home?
00:45:05No, no, no.
00:45:05What the hell?!
00:45:12My hair is stuck on his clutch.
00:45:15No!
00:45:17No, no, no. I can't let the whole school see me like this.
00:45:24Hey, we really don't have time for this right now.
00:45:26What are you waiting for? Drive!
00:45:29This is huge! I don't know how to-
00:45:30Let's hit the gas!
00:45:41Okay, stop the car. Stop the car. I think we're safe.
00:45:46Seriously?
00:45:52You having a good time down there?
00:45:54My hair is stuck.
00:45:57Okay, okay, I'd stop if I were you waiting.
00:46:01Before selling out this.
00:46:03Is he hard?
00:46:14I'm lying.
00:46:19Car!
00:46:22God, you've got to be kidding me. Are you serious?
00:46:26You know, I've had some fans post some pretty crazy stunts before, but...
00:46:30This?
00:46:31Pretty original.
00:46:33I am not one of your crazy fangirls.
00:46:36You jumped into my car, you destroyed my truck, and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition.
00:46:42Yeah, that's...
00:46:45Unfortunate.
00:46:49Fine. Here.
00:46:53That'll cover the shirt, and whatever it costs to fix...
00:46:57This thing.
00:46:59I don't want your stupid autographs!
00:47:02You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like.
00:47:04A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:47:07Now leave me alone.
00:47:15Spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:47:17Huh?
00:47:20It's a strong opinion for a theater nerd.
00:47:29Stevie saying James?
00:47:31I mean, come on, are you doing Fright and Prejudice?
00:47:34Boring!
00:47:35You know what?
00:47:36Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams.
00:47:40Yeah?
00:47:42I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day.
00:47:44You're not missing out on much, toots.
00:47:46It's not what you think it is.
00:47:48You know what? You can save your jaded, broken, bad boy act for someone who actually cares.
00:47:52Acting is my dream.
00:47:55And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream.
00:48:00Not that someone like you would ever understand.
00:48:03Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition, and I'm gonna be late.
00:48:11I can close my own door.
00:48:13Like so.
00:48:19Audition, huh?
00:48:22I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie.
00:48:24You were made for the lead role.
00:48:26Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year.
00:48:30Girls, this is the last year, and it's gonna be the best year.
00:48:35Well, since Stevie is a no-show, this concludes our auditions for this year's school play.
00:48:43Wait!
00:48:45I'm here.
00:48:58All right, farm girl. Let's see what you got.
00:49:02All righty, Stevie. You made it.
00:49:04You can start whenever you're ready.
00:49:07Mr. Darcy, from the moment that I met you, your manners showed me that you are arrogant, selfish, and conceited.
00:49:16She's... not bad.
00:49:18So my answer is no. You're the last man in the world who...
00:49:24Wait, where's my partner, Jameson?
00:49:29He's supposed to come in here.
00:49:31Oh no, Stevie!
00:49:33Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:49:35I don't blame him. This is a train wreck.
00:49:37Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills.
00:49:41Ooh!
00:49:43Ooh!
00:49:48Ooh!
00:49:52Ooh!
00:49:53Ooh!
00:50:07Dave!
00:50:07What?
00:50:20Lex Hull.
00:50:21Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:50:2491.
00:50:25Right.
00:50:36Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:50:40He did a stage kiss?
00:50:42Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:50:44He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play? With Stevie?
00:50:49I thought Lex quit acting. Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:50:54Allow me to speak but a few words.
00:50:56My dearest.
00:50:58The loveliest Elizabeth.
00:51:01Lex, what are you doing here?
00:51:03You don't even know the lines.
00:51:05I heard them earlier.
00:51:11He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:51:15Well, I leave.
00:51:20I've been a selfish man all my life.
00:51:23Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be.
00:51:26If not for you, the Elizabeth.
00:51:29By you, I was properly humbled.
00:51:32And if your feelings for me are still what they were the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:51:36But otherwise,
00:51:38will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:51:42of having you.
00:51:52Bravo!
00:51:54Bravo!
00:51:55Bravo!
00:51:57Beautiful chemistry.
00:51:58The lead roles are yours provided both of you agree to do the play.
00:52:03Yes!
00:52:06Yes, thank you Mr. Hamlin, we won't let you down.
00:52:09Alrighty.
00:52:10Now, the auditions are over.
00:52:13But Mr. Hamlin!
00:52:17This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:52:20That lead role is mine.
00:52:23And so is Lex.
00:52:25Let's go.
00:52:32Well, that was fun.
00:52:34Good luck.
00:52:35Wait, you're leaving?
00:52:39Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:52:42Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:52:46Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:52:48Tough luck!
00:52:50Maybe next time.
00:52:51There won't be a next time, Lex!
00:52:55Not for someone like me.
00:52:58Look,
00:52:59my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:53:01And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:53:05me on stage.
00:53:08She, uh,
00:53:10She never got the chance to.
00:53:12So just for once,
00:53:15I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:53:24Alright.
00:53:26Stevie St. James.
00:53:28Let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:53:34What do I get out of it?
00:53:43I have a spare bedroom.
00:53:46What?
00:53:48Um, you're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:53:52I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:53:54They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:53:56So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:54:01Well, that's what you wanted.
00:54:02Right?
00:54:04Mister,
00:54:05I just want a normal life.
00:54:13Okay, fuck it.
00:54:16You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:54:20So you're at the farm.
00:54:25Yes!
00:54:27Ooh, yes!
00:54:40You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer-upper.
00:54:42Oh, I'm sorry. Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:54:45The hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:54:48Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:54:51What?
00:54:52No!
00:54:53In your dreams?
00:54:54You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
00:54:57I prefer the word confident.
00:55:03Speaking of...
00:55:04You want an action Hollywood soon, Jane.
00:55:10You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:55:20Steve, honey?
00:55:22Mom!
00:55:23Dad, this is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us.
00:55:28I'm Lex.
00:55:29I'm sorry.
00:55:29I don't mean to intrude.
00:55:31Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here.
00:55:34So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:55:38And with such a talented actor's help, our baby girl's going to be a star.
00:55:43Oh, Dad!
00:55:44Stop!
00:55:45Okay, kids.
00:55:46Dinner's almost ready.
00:55:48Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:55:49Great idea.
00:55:50Hey, I hope you like venison.
00:55:54Wow, that was embarrassing.
00:55:56No, it was cute.
00:55:59Do you tell how much they care?
00:56:01Not everyone has that.
00:56:05Anyways.
00:56:07I'm gonna go find out what venison is.
00:56:10Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex.
00:56:12I don't think you really wanna go!
00:56:13How's your dad's cooking?
00:56:21Lex Hall is an asshole, but why do I find him so hot?
00:56:25Will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
00:56:33Stop it, Stevie.
00:56:34He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:56:36He's just acting.
00:56:38I need to stop thinking about him.
00:56:40He's a star, and you're just you.
00:56:43Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:56:50Well, good morning to you, too.
00:56:53Oh, my God.
00:56:59Oh!
00:57:06Well, that is just...
00:57:09Don't!
00:57:09Say another word.
00:57:11What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:57:13Well, I was trying to take a shower, and then the thing broke.
00:57:17But as my generous hostess, I assume you can fix it for me.
00:57:33What are you doing, Saint James?
00:57:35Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:57:38More types in there.
00:57:44You sure you know how to fix this?
00:57:46Uh-huh.
00:57:46Newsflash, your highness.
00:57:48Real people like me actually grew up learning real life skills while you were busy having tea and cake with
00:57:52celebrities.
00:57:53You seem to think movie stars lives are all fun and games.
00:57:55Oh, yeah.
00:57:57Because all the fans that love you, and the galas, and the traveling around the world.
00:58:01It's so horrible.
00:58:04You sure you don't want any help?
00:58:05No, you've done enough.
00:58:07The last thing I need is your help.
00:58:12Shit.
00:58:13I can't actually be stuck like this, with my ass pointed at...
00:58:19You've got a real talent for getting yourself in compromising positions.
00:58:25Don't you, farm girl?
00:58:30I'm stuck, okay?
00:58:31Just pull me out.
00:58:33Oh?
00:58:35I thought you didn't want my help.
00:58:37Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:58:38Help me.
00:58:41Ow.
00:58:44Stay, honey?
00:58:45Are you in the barn?
00:58:49Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
00:58:51I...
00:58:52Uh...
00:58:54Oh...
00:58:55Uh...
00:58:55Uh...
00:58:56I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:58:59Okay, do you want some help?
00:59:01No, I'm about to be done.
00:59:03Oh, okay.
00:59:04Breakfast is ready.
00:59:06Okay, I'm coming.
00:59:17Hey.
00:59:23Where is the stupid wrench?
00:59:29That's not a wrench.
00:59:31What?
00:59:37I am so sorry.
00:59:41It's okay.
00:59:48Okay, I'm gonna go dig a hole and dive in.
00:59:52Hold up.
00:59:55Someone owes me an apology.
00:59:57Miss
00:59:59real-life skills.
01:00:01You know, I'm starting to think
01:00:03you only brought me on this farm to screw with me.
01:00:05St. James?
01:00:12Lexington!
01:00:14Lexington!
01:00:14Oh, God.
01:00:14What's my mom doing back?
01:00:16Lexington?
01:00:17No.
01:00:18That's my mom.
01:00:25Lexington?
01:00:26Did you think you could run away without me knowing?
01:00:30Lexington!
01:00:31Oh!
01:00:31Oh!
01:00:32What are you doing in a full, God, barn like this and without a shirt?
01:00:37I've decided to spend some time on a farm.
01:00:39Mom, you didn't have to break an energy.
01:00:41Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington.
01:00:43Your reputation is in the gutter and now I find you living on some dirty farm.
01:00:48You don't belong here, Lex, or with whatever redneck lives here.
01:00:57Is there someone in there with you?
01:01:00Lexington, that's it.
01:01:01I'm coming in now.
01:01:10Mom, I'm naked and I'm hard.
01:01:13I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked
01:01:13and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm
01:01:13naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and
01:01:13I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked
01:01:13and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm
01:01:13naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and
01:01:13I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked
01:01:13and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm naked and I'm
01:01:13naked and I'm naked and I