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nobody talks about the press tour in Dream On, and it's the funniest stretch of the show.
Lex returns with a fake-relationship proposal, and Stevie — who should absolutely refuse — agrees on her own terms. Then they have to sell it. Publicly. To cameras.
So you get Lexington Hall, the most famous actor of his generation, performing something he can't be seen enjoying, beside a woman who is very clearly not acting.
And every time a journalist asks about their "history," one of them forgets the script for half a second.
That half second is the whole show.
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nobody talks about the press tour in Dream On, and it's the funniest stretch of the show.
Lex returns with a fake-relationship proposal, and Stevie — who should absolutely refuse — agrees on her own terms. Then they have to sell it. Publicly. To cameras.
So you get Lexington Hall, the most famous actor of his generation, performing something he can't be seen enjoying, beside a woman who is very clearly not acting.
And every time a journalist asks about their "history," one of them forgets the script for half a second.
That half second is the whole show.
✨ What worked for me:
Lex is a great actor and a terrible liar about her.
✨ Bottom line: a press tour doing the work of ten confession scenes.
who cracked first on camera? 👇
— UC, your source for the newest drops 🏃♀️✨
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00:00:04All right, I don't mean to intrude.
00:00:06Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here.
00:00:10So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:00:14And with such a talented actor's help, our baby girl's
00:00:17going to be a star.
00:00:19Oh, Dad, stop.
00:00:21OK, kids, dinner's almost ready.
00:00:23Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:00:25Great idea.
00:00:26Hey, I hope you like venison.
00:00:30Well, that was embarrassing.
00:00:32No, it was cute.
00:00:34But you can tell how much they care.
00:00:37Why no one has that?
00:00:42Anyways, I'm going to go find out what venison is.
00:00:45Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex.
00:00:47I don't think you really want to know.
00:00:49How's your dad's cooking?
00:00:56Lex Hall's an asshole.
00:00:58But why do I find him so hot?
00:01:00Will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
00:01:11And the award for best youth actor goes to...
00:01:16Lexington Hall!
00:01:17What?
00:01:28Ever since my first film of the age of three, I've drafted this day.
00:01:31The day that I finally turned 18.
00:01:34And so do my sweet mother here in the crowd.
00:01:37And to Hollywood and everyone watching at home.
00:01:40I have just one thing to say to all of you.
00:01:44Fuck you!
00:01:45Who!
00:01:47HAHA!
00:01:48Oh!ception
00:01:51Awards!
00:01:52The
00:01:53camera! Fuck
00:01:54all of you! Fuck
00:01:56this disgusting industry! I'm
00:01:58never acting again!
00:02:06I'm a spoiled Hollywood ass kid
00:02:14Dad, I've got the school play audition
00:02:16I gotta go
00:02:18Break your legs, honey
00:02:19It's break a leg, but thank you
00:02:28Oh my god
00:02:29I can't believe we're gonna be classmates with the Lex Hall
00:02:32The hottest guy from Hollywood
00:02:34Oh my god, I could literally die
00:02:36Do you think you'll sign my boo?
00:02:39Oh my god
00:02:40There he is
00:02:51Super let's bring you
00:03:06Is that Lex Hall?
00:03:19My shirt, what the hell?
00:03:26My hair is stuck
00:03:27On his clutch
00:03:31No, no, no
00:03:32I can't let the whole school see me like this
00:03:38Hey, we really don't have time for this right now
00:03:40What are you waiting for?
00:03:41Drive
00:03:43She's huge
00:03:44I don't know
00:03:44Let's hit the gas
00:03:51Okay, stop the car, stop the car
00:03:56I think we're safe
00:04:01Seriously
00:04:06You having a good time down there?
00:04:08My hair is stuck
00:04:11Okay, okay, I'd stop
00:04:13If I were you
00:04:14Before selling out
00:04:17Is he hard?
00:04:28I'm lines
00:04:33Car
00:04:36Oh god, you better be kidding me
00:04:38Are you serious?
00:04:40You know, I've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before
00:04:43But this is pretty original
00:04:46I am not one of your crazy fan girls
00:04:49You jumped into my car
00:04:51You destroyed my truck
00:04:53And destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition
00:04:56Yeah, that's unfortunate
00:05:04Fine
00:05:04Here
00:05:08Now it'll cover the shirt
00:05:09And whatever it costs to fix
00:05:11This thing
00:05:13I don't want your stupid autographs
00:05:16You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like
00:05:18A spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:05:21Now leave me alone
00:05:29Spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:05:31Huh?
00:05:35It's a strong opinion, clear for you, you're good
00:05:44Stevie St. James
00:05:45I think I'm what, you're doing Fright and Prejudice
00:05:48Boring
00:05:49You know what?
00:05:51Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams
00:05:54Yeah?
00:05:56I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day
00:05:58So you're not missing out on much, toots
00:06:00It's not what you think it is
00:06:01You know what?
00:06:02You can save your jaded, broken, bad boy act
00:06:04For someone who actually cares
00:06:06Acting is my dream
00:06:09And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream
00:06:14Not that someone like you would ever understand
00:06:17Now if you'll excuse me
00:06:18I have an audition
00:06:19And I'm gonna be late
00:06:25I can close my own door
00:06:27Like so
00:06:33Audition, huh?
00:06:36I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie
00:06:38You were made for the lead role
00:06:40Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year
00:06:44Girls, this is the last year
00:06:46And it's gonna be the best year
00:06:49Well, since Stevie is a no-show
00:06:52This concludes our auditions for this year's school play
00:06:57Wait!
00:06:59I'm here
00:07:12All right, farm girl
00:07:13Let's see what you got
00:07:16All righty, Stevie
00:07:17You made it
00:07:18You can start whenever you're ready
00:07:21Mr. Darcy
00:07:22From the moment that I met you
00:07:25Your manners showed me that you are arrogant
00:07:27Selfish
00:07:28And conceited
00:07:30She's
00:07:31Not bad
00:07:33So my answer is no
00:07:34You're the last man in the world who
00:07:38Wait
00:07:38Where's my partner, Jameson?
00:07:43He's supposed to come in here
00:07:44Oh no, Stevie
00:07:46Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:07:49I don't blame him
00:07:50This is a train wreck
00:07:51Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills
00:07:54Boo
00:08:34Lex Hull, did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:08:3891.
00:08:39Right.
00:08:50Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:08:54He did a stage kiss?
00:08:56Shit, is that Lex fucking Hull?
00:08:59He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:09:02With Stevie?
00:09:03I thought Lex quit acting.
00:09:06Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:09:08Allow me to speak but a few words.
00:09:10My dearest.
00:09:12My loveliest Elizabeth.
00:09:15Lex, what are you doing here?
00:09:17You don't even know the lines.
00:09:19I heard them earlier.
00:09:25He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:09:29No.
00:09:31Oh, I leave.
00:09:35I've been a selfish man all my life.
00:09:37Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be.
00:09:40Not for you, Elizabeth.
00:09:43By you, I was properly humbled.
00:09:46And if your feelings for me are still what they were the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:09:50But otherwise,
00:09:53will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:09:56of having you?
00:10:06Bravo!
00:10:08Bravo!
00:10:09Bravo!
00:10:11Beautiful chemistry.
00:10:13The lead roles are yours, provided both of you agree to do the play.
00:10:17Yes!
00:10:20Yes, thank you, Mr. Hamlin.
00:10:22We won't let you down.
00:10:23Alrighty.
00:10:24Now, the auditions are over.
00:10:27But Mr. Hamlin!
00:10:31This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:10:34That lead role is mine.
00:10:37And so is Lex.
00:10:39Let's go.
00:10:46Well, that was fun.
00:10:47Good luck.
00:10:49Wait, you're leaving?
00:10:53Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:10:55Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:11:00Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:11:02Tough luck.
00:11:04Maybe next time.
00:11:05There won't be a next time, Lex.
00:11:09Not for someone like me.
00:11:13Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:11:16And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:11:19me on stage.
00:11:22She, she, uh, she never got the chance to.
00:11:27So just for once, I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:11:38All right.
00:11:40Stevie St. James.
00:11:42Let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:11:49What do I get out of it?
00:11:57I have a spare bedroom.
00:12:00What?
00:12:02Um, you're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:12:06I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:12:08They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:12:11So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:12:15Well, that's what you wanted, right?
00:12:18Mr. I just want a normal life.
00:12:27Okay, fuck it.
00:12:30You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:12:34So you're at the farm.
00:12:39Yes!
00:12:41Oh my God!
00:12:54You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer-upper.
00:12:56Oh, I'm sorry.
00:12:57Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:12:59The hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:13:02Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:13:05What?
00:13:06No!
00:13:07In your dreams.
00:13:08You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
00:13:11I prefer the word confident.
00:13:15Speaking of.
00:13:19You weren't an action Hollywood, St. James.
00:13:24You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:13:34Stevie, honey!
00:13:36Mom!
00:13:37Dad, um, this is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us.
00:13:41I'm Lex.
00:13:43I'm sorry.
00:13:43I don't mean to intrude.
00:13:45Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here.
00:13:48So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:13:52And with such a talented actor's help, our baby girl's going to be a star.
00:13:57Oh, Dad.
00:13:58Stop.
00:13:59Okay, kids.
00:14:00Dinner's almost ready.
00:14:02Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:14:03Great idea.
00:14:04Hey, I hope you like Venice.
00:14:08Well, that was embarrassing.
00:14:11No, it was cute.
00:14:13Do you tell how much they care?
00:14:15Why no one has that?
00:14:19Anyways.
00:14:21I'm going to go find out what Venice is.
00:14:24Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex.
00:14:26I don't think you really want to know.
00:14:27That's your dad's cooking.
00:14:35Lex Hall's an asshole, but why do I find him so hot?
00:14:39The way you do me the greatest pleasure of having you.
00:14:47Stop it, Stevie.
00:14:48He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:14:51Just act him.
00:14:52You need to stop thinking about him.
00:14:54He's a star.
00:14:56You're just you.
00:14:57Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:15:04Well, good morning to you, too.
00:15:07Oh, my God.
00:15:18Well, that is...
00:15:22Don't, Josh.
00:15:23Say another word.
00:15:25What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:15:27Well, I was trying to take a shower.
00:15:28And then the thing broke.
00:15:31But as my generous hostess,
00:15:33I assume you can fix it for me.
00:15:48What are you doing, St. James?
00:15:49Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:15:52More pipes in there.
00:15:58You sure you know how to fix this?
00:16:00Uh-huh.
00:16:00Newsflash, your highness.
00:16:02Real people like me actually grew up learning real-life skills
00:16:05while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities.
00:16:07You seem to think movie stars' lives are all fun and games.
00:16:10Oh, yeah.
00:16:11Because all the fans that love you and the galas and traveling around the world.
00:16:15It's so horrible.
00:16:18You sure you don't want any help?
00:16:20No, you've done enough.
00:16:22The last thing I need is your help.
00:16:26Shit.
00:16:27I can't actually be stuck like this,
00:16:30with my ass pointed at...
00:16:33You've got a real talent for getting yourself
00:16:35in compromising positions.
00:16:39Don't you, phone girl?
00:16:43Lex, I'm gonna suck, okay?
00:16:45Just pull me out.
00:16:47Oh?
00:16:49I thought you didn't want my help.
00:16:51Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:16:52Help me.
00:16:58Sting, honey?
00:16:59Are you in the barn?
00:17:03Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
00:17:06Oh.
00:17:10I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:17:13Okay, do you want to come help?
00:17:15No, I'm about to be done.
00:17:17Oh, okay.
00:17:18Breakfast is ready.
00:17:20Okay, I'm coming.
00:17:30Hey.
00:17:36Where is this stupid wrench?
00:17:43That's not a wrench.
00:17:45What?
00:17:52I am so sorry.
00:17:55It's okay.
00:18:02Okay.
00:18:03I'm gonna go dig a hole,
00:18:05and I'm there.
00:18:06Hold up.
00:18:09Someone else me an apology.
00:18:11Miss.
00:18:13Real-life skills.
00:18:15You know, I'm starting to think
00:18:17you only brought me on this farm
00:18:18to screw with me.
00:18:19St. James?
00:18:26Lexington!
00:18:27Oh, God.
00:18:28What's my mom doing back?
00:18:30Lexington?
00:18:31No.
00:18:32That's my mom.
00:18:40Lexington?
00:18:40Did you think you could run away
00:18:42without me knowing?
00:18:44Lexington!
00:18:45Oh!
00:18:45Oh!
00:18:46What are you doing
00:18:47in a, oh, God,
00:18:48barn like this,
00:18:49and without a shirt?
00:18:51I've decided to spend
00:18:52some time on a farm.
00:18:53Mom,
00:18:53you didn't have to break an energy.
00:18:55Well, apparently,
00:18:56I did have to, Lexington.
00:18:57Your reputation
00:18:58is in the gutter,
00:19:00and now I find you
00:19:00living on some dirty farm.
00:19:02You don't belong here, Lex,
00:19:04or with whatever redneck lives here.
00:19:11Is there someone
00:19:12in there with you?
00:19:14Lexington,
00:19:15that's it.
00:19:15I'm coming in now.
00:19:17Oh!
00:19:25Mom,
00:19:25I'm naked,
00:19:26and I'm hard.
00:19:29Lexington,
00:19:30you put that towel
00:19:31on right now.
00:19:32No.
00:19:33Not until you get in your car
00:19:35and you drive away.
00:19:36I'm not a kid anymore,
00:19:37and I've told you
00:19:38I'm quitting Hollywood.
00:19:40You are not quitting.
00:19:43You're just having
00:19:43a temper tantrum.
00:19:44I know you.
00:19:46I'm your mother
00:19:47and your agent,
00:19:48and in fact,
00:19:50I might remind you
00:19:51that all of these contracts
00:19:53bear your signature.
00:19:55So if you don't come back
00:19:56to L.A.,
00:19:56you're going to court.
00:20:00Can you just stop
00:20:01ruining my life
00:20:01for two seconds
00:20:02and let me be free
00:20:03for once?
00:20:05You know,
00:20:06freedom is a luxury
00:20:07that a movie star
00:20:08like you
00:20:08doesn't get to have.
00:20:10And so is a scandal,
00:20:11so I better not catch you
00:20:12getting into any trouble.
00:20:14And if I find out
00:20:15that you are messing around
00:20:16with some
00:20:17gold-digging farm girl,
00:20:19not only will I ruin
00:20:20your life,
00:20:21I'll ruin hers.
00:20:30Okay,
00:20:31you can turn around now.
00:20:35Sorry.
00:20:40Bad day, huh?
00:20:44Good days,
00:20:45bad days.
00:20:47Harold's days.
00:20:48All the endless
00:20:49bullshit
00:20:50and boots on you.
00:20:52Surprised you paid
00:20:53for me in the
00:20:53perfect club's hall.
00:20:56You're really not,
00:20:57you know?
00:20:58Perfect.
00:20:59I mean,
00:21:00first of all,
00:21:01you are majorly
00:21:02entitled.
00:21:03You're cocky,
00:21:05incredibly reckless.
00:21:06You think?
00:21:06For the pep talk.
00:21:08But it doesn't make you bad.
00:21:11It just makes you normal.
00:21:25You know there are
00:21:26copies of that,
00:21:27right?
00:21:27It's okay to want things.
00:21:29To forget what your mom
00:21:31wants and
00:21:31what the fans want.
00:21:34It's hard to explain,
00:21:35but somehow
00:21:36when I'm only with her,
00:21:37it doesn't feel so bad
00:21:39to be
00:21:40just like Saul.
00:21:42What do you want,
00:21:43Lexal?
00:21:45What do I want?
00:22:06And the award
00:22:07for Best Youth Actor
00:22:08goes to
00:22:11Lexington Hall.
00:22:23Ever since my first film
00:22:25of the age of three,
00:22:25I've dropped it this day.
00:22:26The day
00:22:27that I finally
00:22:28turned 18.
00:22:29And so to my
00:22:30sweet mother here
00:22:31in the crowd.
00:22:32And to Hollywood
00:22:33and everyone watching
00:22:34at home.
00:22:35I have just one thing
00:22:36to say to all of you.
00:22:43out of the cameras.
00:22:49Fuck all of you.
00:22:51Fuck the disgusting industry.
00:22:53I'm never acting again.
00:23:01I'm a spoiled Hollywood-ass kid.
00:23:09Dad, I've got the school play audition. I gotta go.
00:23:13Break your legs, honey.
00:23:14It's break a leg, but thank you.
00:23:23Oh my god, I can't believe we're gonna be classmates with the Lex Hall.
00:23:27The hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:23:29Oh my god, I could literally die.
00:23:31Do you think you'll sign my boo?
00:23:34Oh my god, Darius!
00:23:46Super a springer.
00:24:00Is that Lex Hall?
00:24:08What?
00:24:14My shirt! What the hell?
00:24:21My hair is stuck on his clutch?
00:24:26No, no, no. I can't let the whole school see me like this.
00:24:33Hey, we really don't have time for this right now.
00:24:35What are you waiting for? Drive!
00:24:38She's huge! I don't know how to-
00:24:39That's it! The gas!
00:24:50Okay, stop the car, stop the car. I think we're safe.
00:24:56Seriously?
00:25:01You having a good time down there?
00:25:03My hair is stuck.
00:25:06Okay, okay, I'd stop if I were you later.
00:25:10Before selling out.
00:25:12Is he... hard?
00:25:23I'm lying.
00:25:28Car!
00:25:31God, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:33Are you serious?
00:25:35You know, I've had some fans post some pretty crazy stunts before, but...
00:25:40This?
00:25:40Pretty original.
00:25:41I am not one of your crazy fangirls.
00:25:44I am not one of your crazy fangirls.
00:25:45You jumped into my car, you destroyed my truck, and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition.
00:25:51Yeah, that's... unfortunate.
00:25:58Fine. Here.
00:26:02That'll cover the shirt and whatever it costs to fix...
00:26:06This thing.
00:26:08I don't want your stupid autographs!
00:26:10You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like.
00:26:13A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:26:16Now leave me alone.
00:26:24A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:26:26Huh?
00:26:29It's a strong opinion for a theater nerd.
00:26:38A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:26:40Huh?
00:26:41It's a strong opinion for a theater nerd.
00:26:43Boring!
00:26:44You know what?
00:26:45Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams.
00:26:49Yeah?
00:26:50I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day.
00:26:53You're not missing out on much, toots.
00:26:55It's not what you think it is.
00:26:56You know what? You can save your jaded, broken bad boy act for someone who actually cares.
00:27:01Acting is my dream.
00:27:04And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream.
00:27:09Not that someone like you would ever understand.
00:27:11Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition and I'm gonna be late.
00:27:20I can close my own door.
00:27:22Like so.
00:27:28Audition, huh?
00:27:31I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie.
00:27:33You were made for the lead role.
00:27:35Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year.
00:27:39Girls, this is the last year, and it's gonna be the best year.
00:27:44Well, since Stevie is a no-show, this concludes our auditions for this year's school play.
00:27:52Wait!
00:27:54I'm here.
00:28:07Alright, farm girl. Let's see what you got.
00:28:11Alrighty, Stevie. You made it.
00:28:13You can start whenever you're ready.
00:28:16Mr. Darcy, from the moment that I met you, your manners showed me that you are arrogant, selfish, and conceited.
00:28:25She's... not bad.
00:28:27So my answer is no.
00:28:29You're the last man in the world who...
00:28:33Wait, where's my partner, Jameson?
00:28:38He's supposed to come in here.
00:28:40Oh no, Stevie!
00:28:42Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:28:44I don't blame him. This is a train wreck.
00:28:46Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills.
00:28:50Ooh...
00:28:51Eww!
00:28:55Eww!
00:28:57Eww!
00:28:59Eww!
00:28:59Eww!
00:29:00Eww!
00:29:01Eww!
00:29:01Eww!
00:29:01Eww!
00:29:11Eww!
00:29:15Eww!
00:29:16Eww!
00:29:21Eww!
00:29:22Eww!
00:29:29Lex Hull.
00:29:30Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:29:3391.
00:29:34Right.
00:29:35Uh-huh!
00:29:45Wait, this is my first kiss
00:29:49He did a stage kiss?
00:29:51Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:29:53He's the hottest star in Hollywood
00:29:55And he wants to be in the school play?
00:29:57With Stevie?
00:29:58I thought Lex quit acting
00:30:00Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:30:03Allow me to speak but a few words
00:30:05My dearest
00:30:07The loveliest Elizabeth
00:30:09Lex, what are you doing here?
00:30:11You don't even know the lines
00:30:13I heard them earlier
00:30:20He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:30:24No
00:30:26I'll leave
00:30:29I've been a selfish man all my life
00:30:31Such it was from 8 to 18
00:30:33Such it still might be
00:30:35If not for you
00:30:36If not for you
00:30:37If Elizabeth
00:30:38By you I was properly humbled
00:30:41And if your feelings for me are still with you
00:30:42Where the last we spoke tell me at once
00:30:45But otherwise
00:30:48Then will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:30:51Of having you
00:31:00Bravo
00:31:02Bravo
00:31:03Bravo
00:31:05Bravo
00:31:05Bravo
00:31:05Beautiful chemistry
00:31:07The lead roles are yours
00:31:09Provided
00:31:09Did both of you agree to do the play?
00:31:12Yes
00:31:15Yes
00:31:15Thank you Mr. Hamlin
00:31:16We won't let you down
00:31:17Alrighty
00:31:19Now
00:31:19The auditions are over
00:31:22But Mr. Hamlin
00:31:26This isn't over
00:31:27You slimy barn snake
00:31:29That lead role
00:31:30Is mine
00:31:31And so is Lex
00:31:33Let's go
00:31:40Well that was fun
00:31:43Good luck
00:31:43Good luck
00:31:44Wait you're leaving?
00:31:48Look I left Hollywood to get away from all of this
00:31:51Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds
00:31:53And an amateur play
00:31:54Okay but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo
00:31:57Tough luck
00:31:59Maybe next time
00:32:00There won't be a next time Lex
00:32:04Not for someone like me
00:32:07Look
00:32:08My grandma taught me how to act okay
00:32:10And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:32:14me on stage
00:32:17She uh
00:32:19She never got the chance to
00:32:21So just for once
00:32:24I want to know what it feels like to really act
00:32:33Alright
00:32:34Stevie St. James
00:32:37Let's say I do agree to act with you
00:32:43What do I get out of it?
00:32:52I have a spare bedroom
00:32:55What?
00:32:57Um
00:32:57You're staying at the Plaza Hotel
00:32:59Right?
00:33:01I saw how crazy your fans are
00:33:03They'll chew you up when you get back there
00:33:05So you want me to leave my five star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:33:10Well that's what you wanted
00:33:11Right?
00:33:13Mr. I just want a normal life
00:33:21Okay, fuck it
00:33:24You got yourself a deal farm girl
00:33:28So you are the farm
00:33:34Yes!
00:33:35Oh my yes!
00:33:48You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer-upper
00:33:50Oh I'm sorry is this farm too normal for you Lexall?
00:33:54The hottest Hollywood star in the world
00:33:57Did you just call me hot St. James?
00:33:59What?
00:34:01No!
00:34:02In your dreams?
00:34:03You know you are irritatingly full of yourself
00:34:06I prefer the word confident
00:34:10Speaking of
00:34:13Do you want to act in Hollywood St. James?
00:34:19You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you
00:34:23Oh
00:34:29Stevie honey!
00:34:31Mom!
00:34:32Dad!
00:34:33This is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us
00:34:36I'm Lex
00:34:37I'm sorry I don't mean to intrude
00:34:39Oh Stevie's friends are always welcome here
00:34:43So she told us that you're her acting partner
00:34:47And with such a talented actor's help
00:34:49Our baby girl is going to be a star
00:34:51Oh Dad!
00:34:53Stop!
00:34:54Okay kids
00:34:55Dinner is almost ready
00:34:56Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:34:58Great idea
00:34:59Hey I hope you like venison
00:35:03Wow
00:35:03That was embarrassing
00:35:05That was cute
00:35:08Do you tell how much they care?
00:35:10Not everyone has that
00:35:14Anyways
00:35:16I'm going to go find out what venison is
00:35:19Uhhh that's not a good idea Lex
00:35:20I don't think you really want to know
00:35:22How's your dad's cooking?
00:35:30Lex Hall is an asshole
00:35:31But why do I find him so hot?
00:35:34And what you do me the greatest pleasure
00:35:35Of having you
00:35:41Stop it Stevie
00:35:43He's literally a Hollywood actor
00:35:45He's just acting
00:35:47I need to stop thinking about him
00:35:49He's a star
00:35:50And you're just you
00:35:52Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:35:59Well good morning to you too
00:36:01Oh my God
00:36:15Well that is just
00:36:17Don't say another word
00:36:20What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:36:22Well I was trying to take a shower
00:36:23And then the thing broke
00:36:26But as my generous hostess
00:36:28I assume you can fix it for me
00:36:42What are you doing St. James?
00:36:44Definitely not what you think I'm doing
00:36:47More pipes in there
00:36:53You sure you know how to fix this?
00:36:55Uh huh
00:36:55Newsflash your highness
00:36:56Real people like me actually grew up
00:36:58Learning real life skills
00:36:59While you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities
00:37:02You seem to think movie stars lives are all fun and games
00:37:04Oh yeah
00:37:05Because all the fans that love you
00:37:07And the galas
00:37:09And the traveling around the world
00:37:10It's so horrible
00:37:12You sure you don't want any help?
00:37:14No you've done enough
00:37:16The last thing I need is your help
00:37:21Shit
00:37:22Shit
00:37:22I can't actually be stuck like this
00:37:24With my ass pointed at
00:37:28You've got a real talent for getting yourself
00:37:30In compromising positions
00:37:34Don't you farm girl
00:37:38No
00:37:38Lex
00:37:39I'm gonna suck okay
00:37:40Just pull me out
00:37:42Oh?
00:37:43I thought you didn't want my help
00:37:46Lex this isn't funny okay?
00:37:47Help me
00:37:53Sting honey?
00:37:54Are you in the barn?
00:37:58Yeah mom I'm just
00:38:00I
00:38:00Oh
00:38:05I'm fixing the water pipe
00:38:08Okay, do you want some help?
00:38:10No, I'm about to be done
00:38:12Oh, okay
00:38:13Breakfast is ready
00:38:15Okay, I'm coming
00:38:25Hey?
00:38:32Where is this stupid wrench?
00:38:38That's not a wrench
00:38:40What?
00:38:47I am so sorry
00:38:50It's okay
00:38:57Okay, I'm gonna go dig a hole
00:39:00And dive in there
00:39:01Hold up
00:39:04Someone owes me an apology
00:39:06Miss
00:39:08Real life skills
00:39:10You know I'm starting to think
00:39:12You only brought me on this farm to screw with me
00:39:14St. James
00:39:21Lexington
00:39:22Oh god
00:39:23What's my mom doing back?
00:39:25Lexington?
00:39:26No
00:39:27That's my mom
00:39:34Lexington?
00:39:35Did you think you could run away without me knowing?
00:39:39Lexington
00:39:40What are you doing in a full barn like this and without a shirt?
00:39:46I've decided to spend some time on a farm
00:39:47Mom?
00:39:48You didn't have to break an enter
00:39:49Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington
00:39:52Your reputation is in the gutter and now I find you living on some dirty farm
00:39:57You don't belong here, Lex, or with whatever redneck lives here
00:40:06Is there someone in there with you?
00:40:09Lexington, that's it, I'm coming in now
00:40:12Mom, I'm naked and I'm hard
00:40:24Lexington
00:40:25Lexington, you put that towel on right now
00:40:27No, not until you get in your car and you drive away
00:40:31I'm not a kid anymore and I've told you, I'm quitting Hollywood
00:40:35You are not quitting
00:40:38You're just having a temper tantrum
00:40:39I know you
00:40:40I'm your mother and your agent and in fact
00:40:45I might remind you that all of these contracts bear your signature
00:40:49So if you don't come back to LA, you're going to court
00:40:55You just stop ruining my life for two seconds and let me be free for once
00:40:59You know, freedom is a luxury that a movie star like you doesn't get to have
00:41:04And so is a scandal, so I better not catch you getting into any trouble
00:41:08And if I find out that you are messing around with some gold digging farm girl
00:41:14Not only will I ruin your life, I'll ruin hers
00:41:25Okay, you can turn around now
00:41:30Sorry
00:41:35Bad day, huh?
00:41:39Good days, bad days
00:41:42Harold's days
00:41:43All the endless bullshit in between
00:41:47I'm surprised you paid for me in the perfect Lex Hall
00:41:51You're really not, you know?
00:41:53Perfect, I mean
00:41:55First of all, you are majorly entitled
00:41:58You're cocky, incredibly reckless
00:42:00You think? For the pep talk
00:42:03But it doesn't make you bad
00:42:06It just makes you normal
00:42:20You know there are copies of that, right?
00:42:22It's okay to want things
00:42:24To forget what your mom wants
00:42:26And what the fans want
00:42:29It's hard to explain
00:42:30But somehow when I'm only with her
00:42:32It doesn't feel so bad
00:42:34To be just Lex Hall
00:42:37What do you want, Lex Hall?
00:42:40What do I want?
00:43:00And the award for best youth actor goes to...
00:43:05Lexington Hall
00:43:06What?
00:43:18Ever since my first film of the age of three
00:43:20I've drafted this day
00:43:21The day that I finally turned 18
00:43:24And so do my sweet mother here in the crowd
00:43:26And to Hollywood
00:43:28And everyone watching at home
00:43:30I have just one thing to say to all of you
00:43:33Fuck!
00:43:35You!
00:43:41Out the camera!
00:43:44Fuck all of you!
00:43:46Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:43:48I'm never acting again!
00:43:56I spoiled Hollywood ass cam
00:44:04Shoot! Dad, I've got the school play audition
00:44:06I gotta go
00:44:07Break your legs, honey
00:44:09It's break a leg, but thank you
00:44:18Oh my god! I can't believe we are going to be classmates with the Lex Hall
00:44:22The hottest guy from Hollywood
00:44:24Oh my god, I could literally die. Do you think you'll sign my boobs?
00:44:29Oh my god, Darius!
00:44:41Super let's scream.
00:44:55Is that Lex home?
00:45:08My shirt! What the hell?
00:45:16My hair is stuck on his clutch.
00:45:18Who?
00:45:21No, no, no, I can't let the whole school see me like this.
00:45:28Hey, we really don't have time for this right now.
00:45:30What are you waiting for? Drive!
00:45:33She's huge! I don't know how-
00:45:34Let's hit the gas!
00:45:45Okay, stop the car, stop the car. I think we're safe.
00:45:49Ah!
00:45:50Seriously?
00:45:56You having a good time down there?
00:45:58My hair is stuck.
00:46:01Okay, okay, I'd stop if I were you later.
00:46:04Before selling out.
00:46:07Is he hard?
00:46:18I'm lying.
00:46:23Car!
00:46:26Oh! God, you better be kidding me.
00:46:28Are you serious?
00:46:30You know, I've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before, but...
00:46:34This?
00:46:35Pretty original.
00:46:36I am not one of your crazy fangirls.
00:46:39You jumped into my car, you destroyed my truck, and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition.
00:46:46Yeah, that's...
00:46:49Unfortunate.
00:46:53Fine.
00:46:54Here.
00:46:57Now it'll cover the shirt and whatever it costs to fix...
00:47:01This thing.
00:47:03I don't want your stupid autographs!
00:47:05You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like.
00:47:08A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:47:11Now leave me alone.
00:47:19A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:47:21Huh?
00:47:24A strong opinion for a theater nerd.
00:47:26A strong opinion for a theater nerd.
00:47:33Stevie St. James?
00:47:35I think I'm what? You're doing Fright and Prejudice?
00:47:38Boring!
00:47:39You know what?
00:47:40Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams.
00:47:44Yeah?
00:47:45I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day.
00:47:48You're not missing out on much, toots.
00:47:50It's not what you think it is.
00:47:51You know what? You can save your jaded, broken bad boy act for someone who actually cares.
00:47:56Acting is my dream.
00:47:59And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream.
00:48:04Not that someone like you would ever understand.
00:48:06Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition and I'm gonna be late.
00:48:15I can close my own door.
00:48:17Like so.
00:48:23Audition, huh?
00:48:26I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie.
00:48:28You were made for the lead role.
00:48:30Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year.
00:48:34Girls, this is the last year and it's gonna be the best year.
00:48:38Well, since Stevie is a no-show, this concludes our auditions for this year's school play.
00:48:47Wait!
00:48:48I'm here.
00:49:02Alright, farm girl. Let's see what you got.
00:49:05Alrighty, Stevie. You made it.
00:49:08You can start whenever you're ready.
00:49:10Mr. Darcy, from the moment that I met you, your manners showed me that you are arrogant, selfish, and conceited.
00:49:20She's... not bad.
00:49:22So my answer is no. You're the last man in the world who...
00:49:27Wait, where's my partner Jameson?
00:49:32He's supposed to come in here.
00:49:34Oh no, Stevie!
00:49:36Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:49:38I don't blame him.
00:49:39This is a train wreck.
00:49:41Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills.
00:49:45Ooh!
00:49:47Ooh!
00:49:52Ooh!
00:49:56Hey!
00:50:24Lex Hall.
00:50:25Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:50:2891.
00:50:29Right.
00:50:39Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:50:44He did a stage kiss?
00:50:46Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:50:48He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:50:52With Stevie?
00:50:53I thought Lex quit acting.
00:50:55Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:50:58Allow me to speak but a few words.
00:51:00My dearest.
00:51:02The loveliest Elizabeth.
00:51:04Lex, what are you doing here?
00:51:06You don't even know the lines.
00:51:09I heard them earlier.
00:51:15He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:51:18No.
00:51:21Oh, my lady.
00:51:24I've been a selfish man all my life.
00:51:27Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be.
00:51:30Not for you, Elizabeth.
00:51:33By you, I was properly humbled.
00:51:36And if your feelings for me are still with you where the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:51:40But otherwise,
00:51:43Will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you.
00:51:47You're welcome.
00:51:59You're welcome.
00:52:02Hey, I'm so sorry for that.
00:52:02The video?
00:52:05The day HIKE!
00:52:09The day HIKE!
00:52:14The day HIKE!
00:52:16What a life.
00:52:16But Mr. Hamlin, this isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:52:24That lead role is mine.
00:52:27And so is Lex.
00:52:28Let's go.
00:52:35Well, that was fun.
00:52:37Good luck.
00:52:38Wait, you're leaving?
00:52:43Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:52:46Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:52:50Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:52:52Tough luck.
00:52:54Maybe next time.
00:52:55There won't be a next time, Lex.
00:52:59Not for someone like me.
00:53:02Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:53:05And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:53:09me on stage.
00:53:12She, uh, she never got the chance to.
00:53:16So just for once, I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:53:28All right.
00:53:29Stevie St. James.
00:53:31Let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:53:38What do I get out of it?
00:53:47I have a spare bedroom.
00:53:50What?
00:53:52Um, you're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:53:56I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:53:58They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:54:01So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:54:04Well, that's what you wanted, right?
00:54:07Mr. I just want a normal life.
00:54:16Okay, fuck it.
00:54:19You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:54:23So you're at the farm.
00:54:29Yes!
00:54:30Oh, my God!
00:54:43You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer-upper.
00:54:46Oh, I'm sorry.
00:54:46Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:54:49He's the hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:54:52Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:54:54What?
00:54:56No!
00:54:57In your dreams?
00:54:58You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
00:55:01I prefer the word confident.
00:55:05Speaking of.
00:55:08You don't want to act in Hollywood, St. James.
00:55:14You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:55:19I...
00:55:24Stevie, honey!
00:55:26Mom!
00:55:26Dad, um...
00:55:27This is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us.
00:55:31I'm Lex.
00:55:32I'm sorry.
00:55:33I don't mean to intrude.
00:55:34Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here.
00:55:38So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:55:42And with such a talented actor's help, our baby girl's going to be a star.
00:55:47Oh, Dad!
00:55:48Stop!
00:55:49Okay, kids.
00:55:50Dinner's almost ready.
00:55:51Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:55:53Great idea.
00:55:54Hey, I hope you like venison.
00:55:58Wow.
00:55:58That was embarrassing.
00:56:00No, it was cute.
00:56:02You can tell how much they care.
00:56:05No one has that.
00:56:10Anyways, I'm going to go find out what venison is.
00:56:14Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex.
00:56:15I don't think you really want to know.
00:56:17How's your dad's cooking?
00:56:25Lex Hall's an asshole.
00:56:26But why do I find him so hot?
00:56:28Will you do me the greatest pleasure of having me?
00:56:31I don't know.
00:56:36Stop it, Stevie.
00:56:38He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:56:40He's just acting.
00:56:42You need to stop thinking about him.
00:56:44He's a star.
00:56:45And you're just you.
00:56:47Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:56:54Well, good morning to you, too.
00:56:56Oh, my God.
00:57:03Oh!
00:57:10Well, that is just...
00:57:12Don't say another word.
00:57:14What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:57:17Well, I was trying to take a shower.
00:57:18And then the thing broke.
00:57:21But as my generous hostess,
00:57:23I assume you can fix it for me.
00:57:37What are you doing, St. James?
00:57:39Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:57:42More pipes in there.
00:57:48You sure you know how to fix this?
00:57:49Uh-huh.
00:57:50Newsflash, your highness.
00:57:51Real people like me actually grew up learning real-life skills
00:57:54while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities.
00:57:57You seem to think movie stars' lives are all fun and games.
00:57:59Oh, yeah.
00:58:01Because all the fans that love you,
00:58:02and the galas,
00:58:04and traveling around the world.
00:58:05It's so horrible.
00:58:07You sure you don't want any help?
00:58:09No, you've done enough.
00:58:11The last thing I need is your help.
00:58:16Shit.
00:58:17I can't actually be stuck like this,
00:58:19with my ass pointed at...
00:58:23You've got a real talent for getting yourself
00:58:25in compromising positions.
00:58:29Don't you, farm girl?
00:58:33Lex, I'm gonna suck, okay?
00:58:35Just pull me out.
00:58:37Oh?
00:58:38I thought you didn't want my help.
00:58:40Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:58:42Help me.
00:58:47Sting, honey?
00:58:49Are you in the barn?
00:58:53Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
00:58:55Oh.
00:58:59I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:59:03Okay, do you want some help?
00:59:05No, I'm about to be done.
00:59:07Oh, okay.
00:59:08Breakfast is ready.
00:59:10Okay, I'm coming.
00:59:17Hey?
00:59:27Where is this stupid wrench?
00:59:33That's not a wrench.
00:59:35What?
00:59:41I am so sorry!
00:59:45It's okay.
00:59:52Okay, I'm gonna go dig a hole and dive in there.
00:59:56Hold up.
00:59:59Someone does me an apology.
01:00:02Miss...
01:00:03Real-life skills.
01:00:05You know, I'm starting to think
01:00:06you only brought me on this farm to screw with me.
01:00:09St. James?
01:00:15Lexington!
01:00:17Oh, God.