Elaine Spreads a Little Germ Warfare on Seinfeld

Elaine has had enough of her germaphobic co-worker Peggy and her constant judgments about cleanliness. When Peggy suggests Elaine is crawling with germs, Elaine decides to give her something to worry about, starting with a keyboard, a stapler, and a doorknob.

On Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus plays Elaine Benes, whose workplace feud with Peggy takes a hilariously unsanitary turn. When Peggy comes down with a terrible cold and complains of "intense malaise," Elaine isn't buying it.