00:00I was going faster than I've ever gone before, and yet it all seemed to be happening in slow motion.
00:05I was seeing three and four moves ahead, weaving in and out of lanes like an Olympic skier on a
00:11gold medal run.
00:14I knew I was challenging the very laws of physics.
00:18At Queens Boulevard, I took the shoulder.
00:21At Jewel Avenue, I used the median.
00:24I had it. I was there.
00:27And then I hit the van wick.
00:31They say no one's ever beaten the van wick.
00:34But gentlemen, I tell you this.
00:39I came as close as anyone ever has.
00:43If it hadn't been for that five-car pile-up on Rockaway Boulevard,
00:52that numbskull would be on a plane for Seattle right now.
00:59Bye-bye.
00:59Bye-bye.
00:59Bye-bye.
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