00:00Well, I can tell you as he passed out where we're sitting,
00:03the Warrior, where that weasel suit, it certainly stinks.
00:06Alfred, how did this match come about?
00:12You'll have to ask the Warrior, but I'm telling you he just wanted Heenan there.
00:18And Heenan didn't know that he signed himself into this actual match.
00:21He said he had first refusal of any match against anybody.
00:26Then he suddenly found out that he didn't have that.
00:30That's true.
00:31He trapped himself into this match with the Warrior.
00:34You can see right there.
00:38This thing is underway already.
00:40Yes, it is.
00:41Out there, the ultimate Warrior.
00:44Grabbing the arms of Bobby Heenan and wrestling him into the ring post.
00:48What an excellent background that was to this match.
00:51Bobby will sign these papers, Heenan.
00:54Well, Alfred calls them,
00:57Alfred, however it came about.
00:59The papers were signed and
01:01Bobby Heenan could not get out of this one, as though Heenan certainly tried.
01:11The ultimate Warrior is, it looks like he's on a rabbit hunt.
01:17Well, when he beats that chest, it's like the sound of drums.
01:24Heenan looks like he's running through croissant.
01:26It looks like Heenan's carrying a little extra poundage around that.
01:31A little extra girth?
01:35Look at his face the next time we get a close-up.
01:38That's a close-up to the Warrior.
01:39He was hiding on the other side of the ring and was waiting for Bobby Heenan.
01:43And he cannot get away now.
01:48He is so powerful, this man.
01:51Bobby Heenan must be thinking to himself, what am I doing in Milwaukee tonight?
01:55Well, both men in the ring right now.
01:58And the Warrior smashes him into the turnbuckle, and again.
02:02One, two, three.
02:05The crowd reminding Bobby Heenan just how many times he went into the turnbuckle.
02:10It appears that Bobby Heenan's body is going to punch.
02:14It looks like he's really losing his physique.
02:17Well, it's going into the turnbuckle right now.
02:18Yes, that's right.
02:21And Heenan's into his tights.
02:23Bobby Heenan is reaching into his tights.
02:26The son of a bitch.
02:27Wait a minute.
02:28Well, he obviously doesn't like the Warrior.
02:30One, two, three.
02:31Of course, what he just said there,
02:33the Warrior doesn't know that Heenan has reached into his tights for something.
02:36Well, he didn't pull out his lunch.
02:39He's got something up there, and-
02:41He's got something up there.
02:45I'm not quite sure what happened there, Alfred.
02:47Well, he had something, and you can see it just poking out of the bottom of his tights there.
02:52And he jabbed it into the throat of the Warrior.
02:55And the Warrior, I don't think, knows what hit him.
03:00And he's just sort of wandering around while he hopes that it isn't lasting damage.
03:06Well, Alfred, would you go as far as to theorize it?
03:09That may have the reverse effect on the Warrior.
03:12Easily.
03:13With this fellow, you can never tell what he's going to do.
03:16Once those Warriors inside him start working, he's always talking about those inner spirits.
03:21He's capable of anything, absolutely anything.
03:24Well, either Bobby Heenan is up to something here, or he has delivered two devastating blows.
03:29No, we can see the foreign object in his hand right there.
03:33Probably a railroad spike with tape around it.
03:35And let's just hope he doesn't get him in the eye.
03:37He's gotten the throat four times in a row now.
03:40Let's just hope that the Warrior doesn't catch that in the eye.
03:43Well, that's a very alert fan.
03:46Good fan right there, that's a guy we love.
03:48I don't know what he's talking about.
03:51I think Heenan has lost the little gap,
03:56whatever you would call it, that he had.
03:59And the Warrior is now looking not the worse for well.
04:03Well, the Warrior retaliating sends Bobby Heenan all the way across the ring,
04:08flying up into the top rope.
04:11And an elbow to the sternum area.
04:14And down goes Bobby Heenan.
04:16It may be near, the end may be drawing near, boys.
04:20Right there, completely flipping him over.
04:23And down on the top of his nose too.
04:26Dropped him right on his head.
04:28Heenan has taken a thrashing now at the hands of the Warrior.
04:32The Warrior displaying tremendous force.
04:35I'd give a fortune to know what is running through Heenan's head right now.
04:39Not much.
04:42That's a sleeper right there.
04:44There's no way Heenan's gonna get out of that Lord Alfred Hayes and Sean Penn.
04:48I mean Sean Mooney.
04:49There's no way he's gonna get out of this, brother.
04:54Well, he doesn't need to have that sleeper hold on.
04:57I've never seen anybody go down so quickly as that with a sleeper either.
05:01That's true.
05:02He's up.
05:03He's freezing the life of Bobby Heenan and he is out.
05:06That must be Red Bull time for a sleeper, I'm sure.
05:09Heenan with no defense at all.
05:11And it's pajama time.
05:14The crowd.
05:14A little worse, a little worse time, a little Strauss there.
05:20Strauss, Beethoven.
05:22Hey, that suit looks like it could fit on where the Giant, that thing is so big.
05:26And boy, as we know, does that ever stink.
05:29Yes, yes, as he walked by us on the way to the rink, carrying that suit and reeked.
05:34It really did.
05:35Oh, he's so immaculate, the boy.
05:37Look, he's putting it off nicely.
05:38He's doing it very nicely.
05:40Very precisely, Lord Alfredo.
05:42Precise.
05:43Heenan has clean out, look.
05:45One foot at a time as the crowd chants, weasel, weasel.
05:49I don't even see Heenan breathing.
05:51I hope he's all right.
05:52I hope he's still alive.
05:54He may not want to wake up to see this.
05:56Well, I just hope the warrior maybe has stuffed some super glue in there.
06:00Maybe a few centipedes from Arizona.
06:03A Gila monster maybe, some tarantulas.
06:06You know, maybe tainted the weasel suit just a bit.
06:10You don't think itching powder would be enough, huh?
06:12Huh?
06:12You don't think itching powder would be enough?
06:14That would help, itching powder too, yeah.
06:16Some thorns, some stickers.
06:18You know, let's get this thing right, man.
06:20Well, the suit halfway on right now, and Bobby Heenan still out.
06:25Oh, when he wakes up.
06:26Still in dreamland, but I think when he wakes up, it's gonna be a nightmare.
06:30Yeah, I'm just praying there's a garden snake in there, a black widow spider.
06:34There's gotta be super glue in there.
06:36You know, there's got a tar and feather.
06:38There's gotta be something else in there, brother.
06:41When he puts him in here and zips this thing up and wakes up Heenan,
06:44I can't wait for the action to start then, brother.
06:46I can see Heenan's eyelids fluttering a little bit, so he must be on the point of coming to.
06:51Is there, there are buttons or what?
06:55Yes, he's twitching a little bit, Heenan.
06:57Maybe there is a tarantula inside there.
06:59Well, the warrior wants to be sure he's around when the brain wakes up to see this.
07:06There he comes.
07:07The eyes are still closed.
07:09You see, the suit has claws and everything.
07:11This is very much a replica of a weasel.
07:17Isn't he just a humiliating piece of humanity laying there?
07:20Bobby Heenan coming out of his slumber.
07:26Man.
07:26Look at the tail.
07:29That's a rather nice tail there.
07:31Yes, it is.
07:32If the tail starts to move, I wanna see the tail move Lord Alfred Hayes.
07:38Bobby Heenan's eyes are now open.
07:40A weaseling inside a weaseler.
07:42I don't think he's quite aware of what has happened.
07:45No, I hope our photographer.
07:48Surprise.
07:50Two of them.
07:51Reino, Reino.
07:54Chasing it still.
07:57Look at him, look.
07:59He's furious.
08:00Yes, he is.
08:01He can't get it off.
08:02Yes, he can.
08:03Got one after.
08:04Reino, Reino.
08:05Reino.
08:06Reino.
08:07Reino.
08:08Reino.
08:09In front of this capacity crowd.
08:11That's a harder match trying to get out of the suit that he had with the warrior.
08:14Oh, he's coming.
08:15He's stuck.
08:15It's out.
08:17It's out.
08:17The fur is flying.
