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03:43Oui.
03:44Je progresse de la Cale Pop à un Magnum et puis un Houl Vanette.
03:47Je suis en train de faire ça sans pratiquer parce que c'était assez impromptu.
03:51J'ai décidé de faire ça deux heures avant.
03:54Vous avez pas de la hauteur de la hauteur de l'oeil en un goût?
03:58Non.
03:59Je ne sais pas.
03:59Le vidéo a été virile.
04:01Il a été tout en tout.
04:02Je suis allé à l'avoir une main.
04:05Avec une main main.
04:06Et on a moins une main main.
04:07Et est-ce que vous avez de la main main ?
04:11Oui.
04:12Il n'en a pas de main main.
04:13Il ne semble que pas.
04:14Il ne semble jamais que c'est pas à l'oeil.
04:16Il n'a pas d'impression que c'est le petit il plus vite.
04:17Il est dans le studio avec nous.
04:20Vous avez des angles de ce n'a rien.
04:22Lads.
04:23C'est certaine.
04:24Encore une la main.
04:2475 secondes.
04:26Et comment ils le veulent aller ?
04:28L'énergie l' embaixo?
04:29C'est un peu plus, donc…
04:31Il n'a pas l'est pas de l'énergie l'histe.
04:32M'achete de la vis-à-vis, ne pas avoir une belle belle.
04:36Je vois ce que tout le monde ?
04:36Je ne sais pas la belle belle, David.
04:39J'ai aussi un peu une belle belle.
04:41I actually have a viennette in the freezer.
04:44Get the viennette.
04:45Do you want me to get it?
04:45Get the viennette.
04:46OK.
04:46So Tommy, you're going to put Tommy to the test.
04:48I'm going to be up against it.
04:49We don't have a minute at 35, but we're going to half that.
04:52So we're going to have like 45 seconds.
04:54Is there a technique?
04:55He's only eating half, is he?
04:56No.
04:56Is he half of it?
04:57I don't think they'd have enough money to buy two of them.
05:01Voila.
05:03It's big, isn't it?
05:04It is.
05:05It is.
05:05That's a half, yeah.
05:06How did you get rid of brain freeze?
05:08Oh, anyway.
05:08Hold on.
05:09Are you ready?
05:09Are you ready to go?
05:11Tommy Bo won the Grand Slam.
05:12And he's here now interviewing boys about viennette records.
05:16OK.
05:17Your time starts now.
05:19OK.
05:20Oh, we have a mess already.
05:22Oh, my God.
05:24Oh, look.
05:25Oh, oh.
05:26Hardly.
05:27Oh, no.
05:28It's more aggressive in real life.
05:29I take it back.
05:29So do I.
05:30Jesus Christ.
05:32How does he eat that?
05:33My teeth are being bits.
05:35Are you getting the brain freeze already, Tommy?
05:39Don't be laughing.
05:40You've got a fucking job to do.
05:41Come on, Tommy.
05:42Stick it in, will ya?
05:43Don't be laughing.
05:45Rory has.
05:46Look at this.
05:4719.
05:50Poor Tommy.
05:51He's like, what have I become?
05:52Five to nine in the morning.
05:54Eat and viennetta.
05:54Ten seconds.
05:56Ten seconds.
05:57Ten seconds.
05:57Ten seconds.
05:57Ten seconds, Greg.
05:58You're halfway.
05:59I can't, man.
06:00I'm in the heat.
06:01My God, Rory.
06:02You're doing so well.
06:03Oh, well done.
06:05Look at this.
06:06You do it on Tommy Ball.
06:06It's so cold.
06:07It's Bert and Tommy Ball.
06:08It's so cold.
06:10It's so cold.
06:11Oh, my.
06:12Have you got it?
06:13Did the brain freeze, yeah?
06:14My mouth is so cold.
06:15A little bit.
06:16How did you swallow that so quick?
06:17He's a pro.
06:19Oh, my God.
06:20What?
06:21Time to be alive.
06:23So, what's the next challenge?
06:25I honestly don't know.
06:26I kind of was going to retire, but...
06:27Retire from eating.
06:28Retire from eating.
06:29Three, two, one, go.
06:32Oh, Jesus.
06:33Oh, Jesus.
06:35In you go.
06:38Oh, yes, Johnny.
06:39Loads of time.
06:41Loads of time.
06:42Get the big one in.
06:44Get it in here.
06:44I can't put one hand.
06:47Just shovel.
06:48Just open your mouth on the edge of the plate
06:49and shovel it in.
06:50Oh, my God.
06:56In Donegal...
06:57I got me bowel screening.
06:59Oh, yeah.
06:59Oh, it's gone.
07:00Yeah, done it.
07:01Barbara and her sister, Janet.
07:04They'll send you forward if there's something.
07:06Yeah, yeah.
07:06It's like you say, no news is good news.
07:08But that's it.
07:09Yeah.
07:10The men.
07:11Men are the worst.
07:12They will not for the prostrate.
07:14No, don't go for anything.
07:16All it is is the blood test.
07:18Yeah, and they won't go for anything.
07:20The doctors don't even want to see their willies.
07:22Yeah.
07:22They do nothing for themselves.
07:24I'll check.
07:25Jesus, they want to do the breast screening.
07:28Jesus, wouldn't that be something?
07:30Oh, you'd be on tippy toe.
07:31The men had to put their balls into one of them devices.
07:33Are you all right?
07:34Are you all right?
07:35Just press the button.
07:35Press the fucking button.
07:36I bet you a man invented the on-breath screening machine.
07:39Oh, God, yes.
07:40But it is good.
07:41It is good.
07:42It is brilliant.
07:42But let's put their balls in and see what it's like.
07:45On Thursday, we watched some familiar faces head off for a fancy trip to the Scottish Highlands
07:51on BBC One.
07:53Twenty-one celebrities have been invited to play the ultimate game of deception.
07:59My feet actually sweat every time I see Ante with the traitors.
08:04This is the celebrity traitors.
08:06That's the woman from the shampoo ad.
08:08She still has a hair.
08:09Oh, your head and shoulders, right?
08:10Knees and toes.
08:15Oh, my God, I'm so excited for this.
08:17Oh, God.
08:18Cheers.
08:19Oh, yeah.
08:20What's he after?
08:21Spilling half of it.
08:22Have you got a game plan?
08:24Richard E. Grant.
08:25To kill.
08:27You really want to be a traitor.
08:28Oh, yeah.
08:29Richard, do you imagine?
08:30If I was lucky enough to be a traitor, that would be one of my dreams come true.
08:35You'd think being a long-time actor, you could just very comfortably hold in what you are.
08:40Surely.
08:40Claudia had us all on edge as she got down to the business of selecting her traitors.
08:46If you feel me touch you on the shoulder, it means that you are a traitor.
08:52I would want to be a traitor.
08:54Would you, Laura?
08:54Yeah, I would.
08:56I think you'd make a good one, because you hoodwinked me the whole time.
09:01That means she's a traitor, is it?
09:03Yes.
09:04Villain era has begun.
09:06Growl.
09:07Growl.
09:08Growl.
09:10Oh, my God.
09:12Ooh.
09:14Yes.
09:16Seems like he's clued in, like he knows her.
09:18So, I was picked because I was clued in?
09:20Hmm.
09:20And I can't wait to start murdering them.
09:24Yes.
09:25I love him.
09:26He'll make a good traitor.
09:28The course of the game is not totally set, as the traitors' line-up is not complete.
09:36It will be, though, by the time they claim their first victim.
09:41There's got to be a murder.
09:42We watched as a group of famous folk got together for a roundtable debrief.
09:47What did you understand about what she said about, after the murder, what's going to happen?
09:52The traitors will not be complete until the first victim.
09:56But then, doesn't that mean that there are two shields?
09:58Me and Julia have got the shields, yeah.
10:00Or you could be a traitor.
10:02Yeah, I could.
10:03Who's just got a shield.
10:04I could be, but I'm not.
10:05I'm a faithful.
10:07What are you?
10:08Oh, I hate when they ask directly.
10:10You're not supposed to say.
10:11Traitor.
10:20You're what?
10:21Traitor.
10:22Oh, my God.
10:24Does he mean to do that?
10:25He's a traitor.
10:26Are you?
10:26Yeah.
10:27Why is he announcing it?
10:28Mad sussy.
10:29I like this game, Blair.
10:31What's the point of being in the game if you're not?
10:35Some level of confidence, isn't it?
10:36Unreal.
10:37He's trying to bamboozle them.
10:41That may be the biggest mistake I have ever made in my life.
10:47For fuck's sake.
10:49Oh, he's fucked himself over now.
10:51I clearly need to diffuse all the heat that's coming in my direction.
10:55If he manages to work his way out of this, he's a genius.
10:58Yeah.
10:58Yeah, Ken has just been telling us the lowdown of your deductions.
11:01I love Jamie Caster.
11:03Uh-huh.
11:03And he's already told me that I'm in trouble.
11:05Yeah, you're in big trouble.
11:07Yeah.
11:07You told them you're a traitor, so they're going to be suspicious of you.
11:11I'm feeling very excited to chat to you.
11:14Okay.
11:15Walking out lies as a journalist.
11:17Oh, right, right.
11:18What happened last night?
11:19You are the lord of chaos.
11:21If he can, like, convince everyone that he is playing some masterful game,
11:26then he deserves to just win.
11:28Later, the show had us gripped as we saw the two traitors
11:32tasked with a 50-50 choice of who to recruit and who to murder.
11:43Oh, no.
11:44This is going to be so interesting.
11:46It is time to make your pleas.
11:49You can only take one, but because one has seen them, one has to go.
11:53I've been pushing your name really, really, really hard.
11:57Everyone knows that about me.
11:58If I go tonight, the first person they're looking at is you.
12:03Very logical.
12:04Good rationale.
12:05Yeah, good pitch.
12:05I am uniquely placed to take the heat off you.
12:08I'm here because I sniff out liars for a living.
12:12And the faithful think I will identify the traitor by doing my job really well.
12:18That's a hard decision.
12:19I'd still pick James Acaster because I like him.
12:23Go and each lay in a coffin while you await your fates.
12:28Look, the two bodies have to get into the boxes now and whoever's shut is gone.
12:35Oh, I'm nervous.
12:40For Christ's sake.
12:42I wanted to see the murder.
12:45Of course, I'm going to show it to you next week.
12:48I wanted to see them do something.
12:50Like a murder.
12:52What are you laughing at?
12:53Don't murder these, put the lid on the coffin.
12:55Well, we didn't even get to see that.
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13:16In Dundalk.
13:18How many countries do you think we've visited together now?
13:21David and his wife.
13:23Sarah.
13:24Don't know.
13:24I'd say about 20.
13:26More.
13:2730.
13:28Yeah.
13:29Is it actually 30 on the nut?
13:30Oh, we've got to look at you.
13:32Well, nice one, yeah.
13:33Isn't that cool?
13:33It's not bad going.
13:35No.
13:35Every now and again I think I've done nothing with me life, but that's all right.
13:38Yeah, 30's good.
13:39Yeah.
13:3910 years.
13:40How many is that a year then?
13:42Come on, Sarah.
13:44Come on.
13:45Just do quick maths.
13:4630 divided by 10.
13:48Well, just even do 3 by 10.
13:49Why can't you just multiply that?
13:5030?
13:51Yeah.
13:52So how many is it a year?
13:533.
13:54Oh.
13:54I just did it.
13:56What are you talking about?
13:58I was trying to divide 30 by 10.
14:00Do you not work with numbers on a daily basis?
14:02Yeah, but there's Excel.
14:03On Monday, Virgin Media 1 took us on a shocking deep dive of a growing internet trend.
14:11The AI revolution has seen a disturbing rise in the creation of non-consensual explicit deepfakes online.
14:18This is frightening.
14:20And the ease of sharing is making the problem so much worse.
14:24I think the issue is, like, it's getting really hard to tell what's real and what's fake.
14:28I'm growing your show again, and in 2024, when I was running for election, someone made a fake pornographic image
14:34of me.
14:34It'd feel defiled or something, wouldn't it?
14:36Yeah.
14:44It must feel so violating to see an image like that of you.
14:50It made me feel incredibly vulnerable, distrusting of people.
14:57It made me not want to go outside.
14:59That's so frightening, Anita.
15:01Oh, it's scary.
15:02She was supposed to be on the fucking campaign trail, and she was probably going around door to door,
15:06wondering, have people seen these pictures of me, and do they think they're fucking real?
15:11We watched as Gráinne spoke with a teen victim of this recent issue.
15:16And a random, like, person, like, had me on Snapchat.
15:21It was constant threats, like, straight away, like, telling me they had stuff of me that I wouldn't even know
15:27about.
15:28Oh, my God.
15:30This is why if you have social media accounts, it's so important to have your private stuff private.
15:35Not everything needs to be in public, like.
15:37They're threatening, like, what they were going to do to me, when, and then threatening to leak the image that
15:43they had of me.
15:44Like, imagine a poor teenager being blackmailed.
15:47The image was from my TikTok account.
15:49Like, they had put it into AI and changed it.
15:53But where does that child even learn that behaviour?
15:57Like, is it not really scary that even if they're her age are a little bit older than her, so
16:01that means they're 15 or 16,
16:03look at this language and this idea of women.
16:07And, like, everyone had it at one point.
16:09Like, it was going from every year in my school.
16:11Like, everyone had seen it.
16:12Little fuckers.
16:14Effective for the rest of her life.
16:15Yeah.
16:16Surely they'd be able to track them, no?
16:18No.
16:18No, as simple as that, no.
16:20The issue hit close to home as we saw Gráinne meet an Irish company tasked with helping the victims of
16:27online abuse.
16:29I was told that you did do a search for me.
16:33We did, yeah.
16:35Of Gráinne?
16:36Yeah.
16:37There's a lot, many images.
16:39We're talking close to thousands.
16:42Oh.
16:43Did he say thousands?
16:44Thousands.
16:45Jesus Christ.
16:46Of her.
16:48Mm.
16:48For example, this website, it hosts your image on their servers.
16:54And this website is one click away from you being, um...
17:00Naked.
17:01Undress AI!
17:02Oh, my God.
17:03There's an option to undress her, then?
17:05People can use that website and convince themselves or pretend and use me in that way.
17:16What kind of sick bastards do this, eh?
17:18It's absolutely terrifying, isn't it?
17:20Crazy.
17:22It's absolutely disgusting.
17:26And I don't agree to it.
17:28I actually feel sick for her.
17:30It couldn't be more personal.
17:33Genuinely now, like, it's...
17:34It makes me fucking angry.
17:36I don't think we're aware of that, like...
17:37I don't think anyone's really aware of that.
17:39When you're putting up something fun of a night out or a trip or whatever like that,
17:43anyone can do anything with that image.
17:44There are multitudes of damaging images out there on many, many people.
17:51And that can't be undone.
17:53But we have a chance now to really realise that the people who make this technology are not benign.
18:01In fact, if anything, it's malign.
18:03And it's all being monetised.
18:06I mean, if it can affect her the way it's affected.
18:08Imagine the way it can affect a 15-year-old child or whatever it is.
18:11I'm not on TikTok or Twitter.
18:13I have no idea what even these fucking things are, to be honest with you.
18:15I don't want to know about them.
18:16Surely, there must be a board or a committee that actually runs Facebook, TikTok, fucking Twitter.
18:22There has to be.
18:23Have any of those that's got any conscience whatsoever?
18:26Obviously not.
18:30In the Liberties...
18:32Getting into the debate at least once a week at the Molly Malone statue.
18:36Friends, Tracy and Anita.
18:38The tour guides need to be telling people not to be rubbing their boobs.
18:41I thought that was against the law now.
18:44There's still...
18:45It's a moral law.
18:47Who came up with that?
18:48You rub your boobs, you get luck.
18:50Who came up with that?
18:50A man.
18:52They don't be rubbing men's testicles, do they?
18:55In a statue.
18:58Mind you, there is one, is it?
19:00Where is it?
19:00But they rub the willy for luck.
19:02But that's different.
19:03This week, we saw a world of pure imagination get a reimagining over on Netflix.
19:13What's this?
19:14Willy Wonka.
19:15It's Willy Wonka.
19:16Hold on to your hats, for the greatest competition on earth is about to begin.
19:22Gene Wilder's voice.
19:23It is, it is.
19:23They recreated it.
19:25Yeah, he was dead.
19:25My golden ticket holders, and the lucky loved ones who know them, welcome.
19:32I would love to be here.
19:33Oh, get me in there.
19:35Gear up, Charlie.
19:36Right, shut up, Anita.
19:41Do you remember when you were younger the dream was to go to the Cadbury's factory?
19:45There was always someone's aunt or uncle that worked in a Cadbury's factory and would bring
19:48home all the broken off bits of bars.
19:51Do you remember that?
19:52No, because we didn't have chocolate in West Cork.
19:55Most of you won't make it through the tour.
19:58Whoever reaches the end will walk away with...
20:01Well, how white their teeth are, they've never eaten a sweet in their life.
20:05Three million dollars.
20:10Jesus, I would be living me best life.
20:12Can I just ask you something, and you know the way you're always saying I'm a bit ditzy
20:16when it comes to things, right?
20:18Is there actually a Wonka factory?
20:21Later in the series, we watched as a Wonka factory worker led the contestants into their next
20:27daunting challenge.
20:32No, Oompa Loompas are freaky.
20:34They come in all shapes and sizes now.
20:36Love them.
20:39All right.
20:40Let's do it.
20:41Look at the wallpaper.
20:43It's the lick of the wallpaper.
20:45That is so cool.
20:47I beat all on those walls.
20:50Hold on, hold on, hold on.
20:51Here we are.
20:52There are three rooms with varying difficulty,
20:55and each has only one way out.
20:57I don't like the whole aspect of it.
20:59It's frightening me.
21:00You must lick your way to safety.
21:03I've a really small tongue.
21:04To uncover letters Mr. Wonka has hidden underneath.
21:08Lick your way out.
21:10Woo-hoo!
21:11Team Hardest, you have seven letters to find.
21:15I'd, like, smash my nose against it.
21:17Your factory test starts now.
21:20No way would I...
21:21No way.
21:22Because the person's hands were putting it up.
21:24Yeah.
21:25Yeah.
21:26All right, get to it.
21:27The card.
21:28Uh-huh.
21:29Oh!
21:31The one powerful lick,
21:32and you'd notice if there was a letter underneath it.
21:36People are fucking nuts.
21:38Fuck me.
21:39I like making out with the wall.
21:43Dirty fucking nuts.
21:45You can spit on it.
21:47You can spit on it.
21:48It's like our early 20s job.
21:49That was disgusting.
21:51Everybody is finding the letters quickly,
21:53because I'm a pretty good leader.
21:55You gay friends and I'll be good at that game.
21:59Ava, get on everyone's back and lick that apple.
22:01He's T-you committed.
22:02He's T-you committed.
22:03Sometimes you can't save someone from themselves.
22:06Everyone, someone can put their hand on my back.
22:07And in the context of a competition game,
22:11why would you?
22:13What a little Judas.
22:14I don't like her.
22:15This is my opportunity to take her out.
22:21We're done.
22:21We're done.
22:22She's out, doesn't it?
22:23Yeah.
22:24But that's not it, boss.
22:26Like all bad leaders,
22:27someone will have to take the fall with you.
22:30What?
22:31Kick her.
22:33Yeah.
22:33I just want to do it.
22:35Oh, get out.
22:36You're gone.
22:37My mom's very sick.
22:39Oh, no.
22:41Oh, here we go.
22:42My mom's very sick.
22:44Yeah, my left leg's fallen off.
22:46That means anything to you.
22:48And I've got to help her.
22:50Oh, my God.
22:53I just go over and be like,
22:54see your man over there in the stripy jumper?
22:57He said you're a bitch.
22:59I need to do whatever I can to get her not to pick me.
23:03Someone gave them a wet wipe so they can wipe their mouths down.
23:06Jesus Christ.
23:07It's a performance.
23:08Yeah, everything is calculated.
23:10And the bitch is like, oh, what a bitch.
23:12What a bitch.
23:13Like another strong-minded young woman.
23:16How'd you take someone serious with all that shit on their face?
23:18What's that, bro?
23:19I'm just going to trust in you and your decision.
23:22She's manipulating her.
23:24I know.
23:25Sean, I'm going to have to take you with me.
23:29She got rid of the one whose mom's really unwell.
23:35Oh, it's closing in on you.
23:37It'd be great if you just saw all their juices and blood flowing out the door.
23:40I wish you wouldn't have picked me for your team, Caleb.
23:45Americans love this stuff.
23:46It's just crap.
23:47They need as much distraction as they can because they have an actual Oompa Loompa run in the country.
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24:10In Cork.
24:11Do you know the way your lip color is meant to be the same color as your nipple?
24:16Dale and her wife, Dawn.
24:18But I really like this lip combo, but like, that's not my, like, it's like it.
24:28Then also, did you know that your eyes are in the same line as your nipples?
24:35Yeah, hang on.
24:36My nip is over a little bit.
24:39Also, did you know?
24:40What?
24:40Put your head straight.
24:41Yeah.
24:41Yeah.
24:41Yeah.
24:42You move me.
24:44Oh, yeah.
24:45And your nipple.
24:47On Tuesday night, we strapped in for the heated return of a Northern Irish police drama over on BBC One.
25:19I was in Belfast earlier in the year for a weekend.
25:22Nice.
25:22Grand.
25:24I'm sorry, can you put that away, please?
25:27No.
25:27See, if I was a police officer, I'd be slapping phones flat out, like...
25:30Must be so annoying, ladies.
25:32This is the only way to make them listen to us about what's happening to this area.
25:35What's happening exactly to your area?
25:37There's black and browns.
25:39Oh, of course.
25:40That's the issue here.
25:41That's always the issue.
25:43Mum, we may have a problem.
25:45There's a post from an account in the south saying there's a group of republicans in Dublin on their way
25:50north.
25:51Ooh.
25:52Roger that.
25:59Jesus, that's brave around here.
26:00And they're just coming up for a blade and scrap.
26:04Get out of the way!
26:07Ah, here we are.
26:08Comes to Paddy's.
26:09I'm actually so curious how this is going to go down.
26:14What the fuck?
26:19Oh, they're all collaborating because they all hate brown people.
26:23Oh, what a moment of love.
26:29The irony of people with a British flag up in Northern Ireland asking foreigners to get out.
26:39Oh, this is shocking.
26:41Actually, it's not very shocking.
26:43Actually, I'm going to be honest.
26:49Where are you getting the bricks from?
26:51I'm wondering, because someone's house is now no longer there.
26:56You're under attack!
26:58Jesus shit, Sturder.
26:59She needs to be pulled out.
27:00Where the fuck's the cavalry?
27:01I hate it when they bring a horse to these things.
27:03I'm like, why are you bringing a horse to these things?
27:06No, there's no horse here right now, obviously.
27:08But generally, there would be a horse knocking about at some stage.
27:13Number one rail when you're going protesting.
27:15Wear the helmet.
27:16This is your fault!
27:18You did this!
27:19You turn the fucking phone off!
27:21Somebody needs to deal with that girl.
27:22What she's doing is totally illegal.
27:24It's going on social media.
27:25I should be able to defend myself if you're in my face with a camera.
27:29But I can't.
27:29Digital assault.
27:30We'll come up with a new term for it.
27:32Leave the hell!
27:33No!
27:36Do you generally think a lot of these migrants thought, do you know where I want to go on
27:39the map?
27:41Belfast.
27:41Yeah.
27:41I always find that funny.
27:42Of all the bloody places in the world, they think they want to live there.
27:45The last place I want to live.
27:46I don't even like living in the dark.
27:48We watched as the fallout from the protests saw the police pay an unexpected visit to Amara.
27:55It's a notification of an active threat against you and possibly your home.
28:00So what am I supposed to do?
28:02Uh, there's some security advice in this.
28:06Not a leaflet.
28:07A leaflet.
28:07Bruh.
28:09She's like...
28:09It's gonna be okay.
28:11You will be fine.
28:13Lock the doors.
28:14Pull the curtains.
28:15Who doesn't lock their doors to begin with?
28:17Like, that's not even advice.
28:18That's just a thing you do.
28:19Or if you're worried about anything, just call me.
28:23Anytime.
28:23Okay?
28:24It's like when I got mugged the first time, the police were giving me a pamphlet in the
28:28post that was like, here's what I have to do.
28:29Don't go outside on your own unless you really have to.
28:34Later, the police were called to a disturbance back at Amara's house.
28:43Oh, you're one again.
28:44Gobshite again.
28:48Arrest them all.
28:49Arrest them all?
28:50Just run them down.
28:52Grace, what do you do?
28:53Would you like to drive it, please, Kat?
28:55Yeah.
28:55Oh, do you mean they box up here right away?
28:57Can you hear me?
28:58Oh, she's gonna take her around the back.
29:03Why do they keep making series like this?
29:05Like, do you know what I mean?
29:06They're too close to real.
29:08I need to get away from the door.
29:10Get away from the door.
29:11Hi, Dad.
29:15It's never cool to stick her middle finger up later.
29:18Eh, you too.
29:22What?
29:23See, when I even go to a beach, it's quite hard to find a stone to throw for the dogs.
29:26Where are they getting all these bricks in the city centre?
29:33Shoot already.
29:34Shoot the ham.
29:38Oh, no, they're making petrol bombs.
29:40Look.
29:40Yeah.
29:40Go on, go on, go on.
29:42Can I shoot him?
29:43Shoot him!
29:47Oh, no, we won't know what happened till next week for fuck's sake.
29:51Can you imagine the effect this would have on her, like, even after this attack now?
29:55How will she sleep in that home?
29:56Right.
29:57How will she go about her day-to-day life?
29:58Like, this is traumatising.
29:59No.
30:01That's actually made me really sad.
30:02I don't know.
30:03That's actually made me really sad.
30:10In a thigh.
30:11How does the hair in your ears grow, that length, in less than two days?
30:17The gruffer teeth.
30:19And the same up my nose.
30:21Like, I mean, I keep them clean.
30:23Next thing, one just come down.
30:25It's like it's up there hiding.
30:27Like one long hair.
30:27I had one today, it was nearly down like that.
30:31We'll get the nail cream after you then.
30:33No, you won't do that again, all right?
30:35I put that in the wrong spot and it's not funny.
30:37He's still traumatised over that.
30:39Oh, two days, but, oh my God.
30:42He did his bikini line.
30:46His mankini got done, Alex.
30:48I got third degree burns on my scrothum.
30:50This week, a Channel 4 favourite took us to North West London.
30:56I love this.
30:58I always skip to the end.
30:59Do you?
31:00Yeah.
31:03I told you to start designing your dream home.
31:06I am.
31:08Are you?
31:10Peter is an architect in London and his wife, Emily, a TV producer.
31:15I like his style.
31:16Very CBB's.
31:18Yeah.
31:18They look like two villains out of fucking Despicable Me or something.
31:21If you go anywhere with this lovely man dressed like this, people smile.
31:26He's got so many pockets, it must take him ages to find things.
31:29Hello.
31:30Hi.
31:30Nice to meet you.
31:31Peter.
31:32Emily, how are you?
31:33Hi, all right.
31:34Could you imagine looking out your window now, seeing Kevin MacLeod, a camera crew, and
31:38those two lunatics moving in next door to you?
31:40This is going to be where our house sits.
31:42We've called it the Cloud House because it's a beautiful, cloudy-shaped building with lots
31:49of arches, pink, pink.
31:51They're not right in their fucking head, are they?
31:54Huh?
31:55As you see, everyone's on their own.
31:58We watched as the unique couple took a surprising route to manufacturing some important parts
32:04of their home.
32:05We did get one quote.
32:07It was like 350,000.
32:11We were like, oh, let's build it out of polystyrene.
32:16Is that styrofoam?
32:18For windows.
32:19A critical moment has arrived.
32:21The window installation.
32:23There are 41 to go in.
32:25But see, these type of people don't want privacy.
32:27They're probably going to stand on every window during the day, waving, wearing something
32:31eccentric.
32:32All of it fitted under the exacting glare of Peter.
32:36Oh my God, he's about to hop on their legs.
32:38Then the hotly anticipated theatrics can begin.
32:42The first arches are here.
32:43That's the whole freaky 1950s style.
32:47I'm into my art nouveau.
32:48One row of arches in, there's a gap.
32:52That looks horrendous.
32:53Looks well shoddy.
32:55I feel a bit frustrated.
32:57I can't quite remember why I've done them at different dimensions.
33:00This is not going to work.
33:03You're so negative.
33:04It's not.
33:04You're so bloody negative.
33:06The mats are not heading up.
33:07So we can widen this up.
33:09Right.
33:10And put 50 mil polystyrene there.
33:12Just build a house without the shade styrofoam artist.
33:16Later, we watched Kevin walk down a road in anticipation of the big reveal.
33:22Wow.
33:24There's nothing bitter in this blancmange.
33:27It's wrapped in wave upon wave of seemingly perfect pink arches.
33:31It's in the top five worst houses I've ever seen.
33:34So wonder they got planning permission there, though, isn't it?
33:35For likes of that.
33:36And we can't put a fucking chimney in our house.
33:38Is it what you'd hoped for, Emily?
33:42Oh, yeah.
33:43I just think it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
33:45For you, this was a very hard battle.
33:49Yeah, I mean.
33:50He is worn down.
33:52Do you hear me?
33:53He looks like he's lost his soul.
33:55Yeah.
33:56It's been really emotional.
33:58Is that a banana in his pocket?
34:00Oh, ho, ho, ho.
34:03It's great.
34:04It is different.
34:05It's a merry-go-round of painted candy cane.
34:09Oh, look at the fucking sink.
34:11It's a Lego sink.
34:12It looks like a child's dollhouse.
34:16You could look at this, the funky sitting area,
34:18Peter's exuberant study, and think, all this is nuts.
34:22See that house, Em?
34:24I'd get so overstimulated in it.
34:27Would you like it?
34:27I'd start punching everything.
34:28Western society has demonised colour.
34:32We can't trust things that are colourful because they're infantile.
34:36The world does need more colour.
34:38It does, Tony.
34:39But the house is insane.
34:40I mean, we all see in colour, we dream in colour, we think in colour.
34:44We don't.
34:45We don't.
34:46Colourblindness rules.
34:48Do we dream in colour?
34:50We do.
34:51Do we?
34:51Yeah.
34:52Actually, yeah, we do.
34:53Unless you're a butterfly.
34:54What?
34:55Butterfly dreams in black and white.
34:57How do you know this?
34:58Trust me.
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35:22In Shannon...
35:23How many towels do you use, right, going into the shower?
35:27Shane and his brother, Connor.
35:30Well, I know someone, right, and they would bring in four towels.
35:34Four?
35:35Four fucking towels into the back.
35:36You put only one body, like...
35:38Yeah, four towels.
35:39What do you need it for?
35:40I think it's one around the crown jewels.
35:44One, like, here.
35:45Yeah.
35:46One for the hair.
35:47And where's the other one going?
35:48The floor?
35:49The floor.
35:50Why would you put a towel on the floor?
35:51So that's four fucking towels.
35:54And do you know how much washing up you need to do for four towels?
35:59None, because you don't do it.
36:01Yeah, I don't.
36:02This week, a haunting episode of a Discovery Plus favourite brought us some chuckles from
36:08beyond the grave.
36:09Across the UK, our favourite celebrities' homes are being plagued by paranormal activity.
36:16This is one of them second ghost hunters, is it?
36:19Thankfully, there are three people who can help.
36:23It's a ghost one.
36:24It's a ghost one.
36:25It's a ghost one.
36:26It's a friend and a bleeding life.
36:28I love this.
36:32How many celebrities could possibly...
36:35Hey, yeah, how many seasons can you get out of this?
36:37This is the home of the actor Paul Chuckle, best known as one half of comedy duo The Chuckle Brothers.
36:43Ah, to me, to you, to me.
36:46It's The Chuckle Brothers.
36:47Oh, it's Rod Stewart.
36:48It's not Rod Stewart.
36:50Alongside his late brother Barry.
36:52His brother did?
36:53Yeah.
36:54I share the home with my wife Sue of 36 years.
36:58He mustn't have done well, did he?
37:00His kitchen's very small.
37:01I woke up one night, I could have sworn there was a little kid at the foot of the bed.
37:07I'd be at the nearest travel lodge in five seconds.
37:11Do you know we have a ghost in this house?
37:12Oh, do you?
37:13We've had a ghost the last three houses.
37:15Barry the ghost.
37:16Barry, you know Barry, yeah.
37:18The show introduced us to the paranormal experts tasked with exercising some celebrity demons.
37:24The story goes that a gentleman called Charles Peace, he was a robber.
37:32What a weird group though.
37:33He was a stalker of women.
37:35He actually murdered a police officer in the end.
37:37An all-around good guy.
37:39Yeah.
37:40So what's he doing haunting people?
37:41We decide to split up for spirit triggers.
37:44So I take Paul to try and find out if it is Charlie Peace in his house.
37:49Like if I was in heaven, that's something I'd want.
37:51I'd want to still be able to take a shade.
37:53Are you Charlie Peace?
38:00It's the best boy.
38:02Did he really sip you so?
38:04Apparently.
38:05I've been asking if Barry's here.
38:08Barry, are you here today?
38:11Trying to talk to the other chuckle now, are we?
38:13To me, Barry.
38:14To me.
38:17To you.
38:17To me.
38:18Barry.
38:20Harry, tell us his brother.
38:22Yeah, because he's little as well.
38:24Come out from under that floorboard.
38:28I'm calling forward a spirit known as Charlie Peace.
38:35That looks like one of those epilators.
38:37Or a taser.
38:42Oh, did you feel that?
38:44Oh, yeah.
38:45So I think I'm I and Alan and I'm...
38:48Something literally just put their hand on my back.
38:50Someone.
38:50I didn't think spirits could do that physical touching.
38:56What do you want?
38:58We head to the guest bedroom,
39:00where I continue to monitor the anomaly on the SLS camera.
39:04My God, Ian, there's someone stood in front of you between your legs.
39:07Literally.
39:08That's a ghost.
39:09Oh, sweet mother of land of divine Jesus.
39:11Can you feel anything?
39:12I feel tingly.
39:14There's something hitting you in the head.
39:16It smells kicking you.
39:17Get out!
39:18I'm trying to sleep.
39:19If you can hear me,
39:20can you tap?
39:23What?
39:23That's running!
39:24I can hear it.
39:25That is running.
39:26That is little feet running.
39:28No, do you hear that?
39:29Oh, no, I'm scared a bit.
39:31Oh, no!
39:33You pig!
39:35The cameraman's not to be knocked over!
39:37You had to scrape and the bloody arm out of it!
39:39The cameraman's not to be knocked over!
39:40The water, the water is open.
39:45Oh!
39:47As Ian makes preparations to banish Charlie...
39:50Oh, here we go.
39:52And she's sage in the place.
39:54In the name and by the power of our Lord Jesus Christ.
39:58I could put the tablecloth around me and the napkin on me head
40:03and I go, be gone from here, spirit.
40:06But I couldn't take the top of me vodka bottle
40:09and here's the wrong spirit goes.
40:13We ask of you to accept this soul, Charlie.
40:17Get the fuck out of me, Gaffey, a pox bottle.
40:21Having finally cleansed Paul's house,
40:23we saw them catch up for a deeply emotional debrief.
40:27So, Paul, there was another response, I believe,
40:30and may well have been your brother Barry.
40:32Tell me what you think.
40:35And were you a good person?
40:40To me, to you, to me.
40:42Oh, that's saying to you, Paul.
40:45It is. You're right.
40:46It is.
40:47And I was saying before, wasn't that, to me, Barry.
40:52So, hold on now.
40:53His dead brother is also here.
40:55Like, he basically has a hostel at this point
40:57with the amount of ghosts in the place.
40:59How does that make you feel?
41:00Nice.
41:02Comforting.
41:02Well, I've always known.
41:04Yeah.
41:04You know, that he's here with me.
41:06Oh!
41:08Even though I don't believe, that's nice to hear.
41:13It's the only part I liked.
41:15The end.
41:18Yeah.
41:22In Dun Laoghaire, I'm 45.
41:25In gay man years, like, I'm a pension age.
41:28But you look incredible, though.
41:31Friends, David and John.
41:33I used to always go with the gay age was take your age
41:36and multiply it by 1.5.
41:38Right?
41:38So, 1.5 of my age is 22 years.
41:4122 and 45 is what?
41:4367.
41:44Pension age.
41:45You're not 67.
41:46Pension age, Dave.
41:47You're not like a daddy now.
41:49We're both kind of daddies.
41:50Daddy.
41:52The zaddies put a Z in it.
41:54No?
41:55You're not a daddy.
41:56You were not a daddy.
41:57I was called a daddy there not that long ago.
41:59You're a twunk.
42:00Oh, my twink years are long behind me.
42:03But I thought it was where a twink turns to hunk and becomes twunk.
42:06No, I'm tired.
42:07That's my tribe.
42:09On Thursday, the return of an RTE 2 series
42:12got us reacquainted with these lads.
42:16Oh, my God.
42:18Oh, no.
42:19Yay.
42:20The two Johnnies.
42:22Get up.
42:23The boys are back in town.
42:26There they are.
42:30I just Johnny.
42:31I'm Johnny.
42:32Hello and welcome to the two Johnnies late night lock-in.
42:35I'd love to go to it.
42:36Would you?
42:36Yeah, it'd be a great crack.
42:38Well, you'd be in your element to be able to wear your jersey.
42:41Which jersey?
42:41Any jersey.
42:42It is time to meet a brand-new friend of the show.
42:47If they offered you to join Johnny to become the tree Johnnies,
42:51would you take it?
42:52I don't have the charisma or the GAA knowledge.
42:54So let's head over to Bob Byrne,
42:57who is in his local cafe in Dungarvan, County Waterford.
43:01Bob, how are you?
43:02We're lads.
43:03What's the crack?
43:04Oh, this lad is some crack.
43:06He goes to the same chipper every night and reviews it.
43:09Same one.
43:10Right, so basically, we're going to guess which part of the breakfast
43:13goes into Bob's gob first.
43:15What do you think?
43:17Rash or like?
43:18I think he'll go for the full sausage.
43:20I go for the pudding.
43:22No!
43:23The sausage.
43:24Who gives a fuck?
43:25I think he's going to do a mushroom just to be out there.
43:29He's going to do a mushroom.
43:30He's going to do a mushroom.
43:31I got told to grow up today because I don't like mushrooms.
43:3435 years of age, man.
43:35Eat a mushroom.
43:36They're nice.
43:37They're lovely.
43:38When I start with your white pudding, I think...
43:40No!
43:41I get to love it!
43:43Nobody starts with a white pudding.
43:45Bob, what do you reckon?
43:46What are you going to rate this breakfast out of 10?
43:48Ah, lads.
43:49Very nice.
43:50Has to be.
43:50Definitely a good 10 out of 10.
43:5210 out of 10?
43:52You haven't even eaten it yet.
43:53Did you ever have raw pudding?
43:55Yeah, banging.
43:55Me and Craig love raw pudding.
43:57Um, yeah, spread it.
43:59Is that good?
43:59I don't know, but I haven't been sick from it.
44:01And I continue to eat it.
44:02Later, we got a lesson in the not-so-subtle art of Irish linguistics from an Irish comedian.
44:09He's a comedian, this fella.
44:11He does jokes.
44:12Yeah, we're witnessing the rise of the gobshite.
44:15We are, live in real time.
44:17Obviously, it's about the spectrum of idiocy in the country, which we all know begins with
44:21eejit and ends with gobshite.
44:23You have a bit of gobshite in you.
44:25Are you a fucking eejit in you?
44:26And sometimes a bit of an eejit.
44:27No, you're an eejit.
44:28I am an eejit for going with you.
44:30Like, what are we?
44:31Are we eejits or gobshites?
44:33Well, the fact that you're asking that question is important, right?
44:36Because gobshites rarely have the capacity for self-reflection, right?
44:39Every part of this conversation makes me want to walk into the sea and keep walking.
44:45This is your culture, John.
44:46No, shut the fuck up.
44:48All right, lads.
44:49We'll be checked back in with Bob Byrne to see how he's getting on.
44:51down in Dungarvan.
44:52Well, lads, how are you getting on?
44:53I like the two Johnnies and all, but that food tasting thing, man, you can come up with
44:58something better than that.
44:59So I have a fine roast dinner now in front of me at the moment.
45:01You don't need three types of potatoes.
45:04That's just gluttonous.
45:05I think there's a chance that he might pick up one of the Yorkshire pudding and eat it
45:09like an apple.
45:10Well, he's going to pick up a carrot, watch.
45:12He's going to pick up the gravy.
45:13He could go straight for the beef.
45:14Straight in.
45:15I think he'll go for a roast potato.
45:17The meat!
45:18A lot of people.
45:20This is a great game.
45:22I like this game.
45:23We should play this.
45:23This is a game about guessing which part of a fucking roast he's going to eat first,
45:28and it's on national television.
45:30First of all, I have to put a bit of gravy.
45:32Oh, yeah.
45:33Oh, yeah.
45:33Oh, yeah.
45:34What's gravy made out of?
45:37I think it'll have to be the roast beef.
45:39You just can't go around for a roast beef.
45:40Straight in, no kissing.
45:41Straight on the beef.
45:42Look at that man made it.
45:43That beef is overdone in my opinion.
45:45Yeah, it is.
45:45Yeah, he needs more gravy on that.
45:46Jesus, that was right.
45:48And now, to play us out to one of the most exciting bands on the Irish trad music scene.
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45:58Woo!
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45:59Woo!
46:03Woo!
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46:18Woo!