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It’s the GQ Friendship Quiz, as we put Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson’s friendship to the test.
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00:00What's a good impression of me sounding like?
00:02Hey, hey, hey, hey, my Matthew McConaughey.
00:07No, do it for real. Don't do the extra pump up.
00:10No, don't do that.
00:11Hey, GQ, I'm Matthew McConaughey.
00:14And he's Woody Harrelson as well.
00:17This is the GQ Friendship Quiz.
00:22Ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:25Down.
00:26Let's get serious and fall in love.
00:30What's my full name?
00:33Woodrow Charles Harrelson.
00:36Motherfucker.
00:37Yes?
00:37Debit this son of a bitch.
00:39Bang! Is that correct?
00:41No.
00:41Oh, I didn't think so.
00:42Woodrow Tracy Harrelson.
00:44Tracy, how could I ever forget?
00:45Tracy.
00:46Yeah, you forgot.
00:47With a Y or an I?
00:48No, no point.
00:50Wait, with a Y or an I?
00:51With a Y.
00:52What's up, Chase?
00:53You can call me Trace.
00:54Boy, he's got a big new word he's been really using everywhere.
00:57It's called...
00:58No, it's not a new word.
01:00To me, it's just new to him.
01:01Which one of us would be a better detective?
01:04You.
01:05I agree.
01:06Point.
01:07What did I think I was going to be when I grew up?
01:11Preacher.
01:11At one point, I was thinking that.
01:13Point.
01:14So I'll give you a point.
01:15What's my favorite dance move?
01:17Your favorite dance move?
01:18Chicken.
01:19The chicken...
01:20No, it's new.
01:22It's in the last 20 years.
01:23Oh.
01:24You mean since the...
01:26Oh, oh, the pulling of the...
01:29Starting the lawnmower.
01:30Yeah, like you were starting the lawnmower.
01:31Point.
01:31Point.
01:32What's one thing I have to do before filming?
01:36Before filming the second half of the day, after lunch, the one thing you have to do on lunch
01:44is strip down to your tighty-whities.
01:49Even if you only have five minute break, you will take all wardrobe off, strip down, get
01:55in the back of your bus, under the covers, comforter and all, and grab a book and lay
02:00back on about eight pillows to prop your head up and read a book.
02:03It's like a reset for you.
02:04Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
02:07What do I do that annoys you the most?
02:09I don't know where to start in this.
02:11Go ahead.
02:12Just start your certainty that you're 100% right, even though a lot of times 100% wrong.
02:21Point.
02:22Point.
02:22Okay, great.
02:23What's a roll I wanted, but didn't get?
02:28Time to kill.
02:30Bingo!
02:32By the way, not quite, because I did have that roll, but then I got ejected.
02:36You got kind of, kind of, your pocket was picked from outside circumstances.
02:41Yeah.
02:42I should probably leave it at that.
02:43You could.
02:45You could mention, you know, don't bother.
02:48Time to kill.
02:49I'm so glad he got booted on that.
02:50All right, me too, dude, because it launched you into the stratosphere.
02:54That makes me very happy.
02:56That guy.
02:56Come on.
02:57Come on.
02:58My stripper name in Magic Mike was Dallas.
03:01What would my real-life stripper name be?
03:04Long John?
03:05Long John?
03:05Eh.
03:10Although, although, it's a bit of a way homer.
03:13That means I'm catching it on the way home.
03:16Not bad, but I don't know how many-
03:19Texas two-step.
03:19It's not a name that-
03:20How about Texas two-step?
03:22Long John in Texas two-step would do well, like, in Texas, but not other states.
03:28But if I'm in and out on an international tour, Long John's got, you know, a good sense of humor
03:33to it,
03:33but it's nothing real sexy about Long John.
03:36Yeah, Long John?
03:37You know, back from the-
03:38What's the opening intro to that?
03:39From the pioneer days.
03:41Here he comes.
03:42Back when outhouses were in vogue.
03:45Lonnie Long John.
03:48Okay, so I don't get a point.
03:50Okay.
03:50What would be the number one sign we are biological brothers?
03:55Well, if DNA said we actually were, which it hasn't, and we're not.
04:01Right.
04:01For you, the number one sign, need no more proof, is my mom saying, I knew your father, Woody.
04:06With that ellipsis.
04:08The ellipsis.
04:09He left it out.
04:09See, and if the DNA said we're not brothers, which I don't believe we are, he would say you can't
04:15trust the science.
04:20Hey, what was my first car?
04:23I know this, too.
04:25Was it a Mustang?
04:27No.
04:28No, it was a Jeep Cherokee Chief, four-cylinder.
04:31My parents were always big into, like, four-cylinders for your first car, because you can't go too fast.
04:36Right.
04:37Four-cylinder mistake.
04:39Yeah, that keeps you down.
04:40What was my car in days to confuse?
04:42Starts with the M.
04:44Melba Toast.
04:44Yeah, but it was a 70s Chevelle thing, and it was Melba Toast.
04:49What's my favorite movie?
04:51Harold and Maude.
04:53Goddamn, that's up there.
04:54I'm going to give you a point.
04:55It's really cool hand, Luke, but Harold and Maude might be number two.
05:00So I'll give you a point for that.
05:02What is my favorite thing about being a dad?
05:04Getting time with your kids and loving on your kids and just hanging out with your kids.
05:13That's really specific, Woody.
05:15Um, okay.
05:17Was that a little too?
05:18You want me to go, eh, on that one?
05:20Um, no.
05:21No, I'm going with you.
05:22It's in that realm.
05:23Okay.
05:24Dang.
05:24Let it go.
05:25What's my guilty pleasure song?
05:28You don't feel guilty about listening to any damn song that no one else is listening to?
05:32That's true.
05:33I mean, you don't feel guilty about dancing and singing Blue Suede Shoes.
05:37My syrup count.
05:37Oh, by the way, just because you said that, point.
05:42Oh, we're going to bless my soul.
05:44What's wrong with me?
05:46I'm aging like a man on a fuzzy tree.
05:49My friends say I'm acting wild as a bird.
05:52I'm in love.
05:54I'm always shook up.
05:57Who would make me starstruck?
05:59Someone living, I guess it would have to be because you're not going to go by someone's grave and get
06:05starstruck.
06:06Probably not.
06:06Let's just say probably, uh, Jack Nicholson.
06:10I'll give you a ding on that.
06:11Thank you, sir.
06:13What's my hidden talent?
06:14Oh, which one?
06:16This guy can, he's as dexterous walking on his hands as he is on his legs.
06:23He's also ambidextrous.
06:24He's got as good of a left hand as he does right hand.
06:27I've seen him switch rackets from his right hand to his left hand, so he never has a backhand,
06:31because he's always got a forehand.
06:33Exceptional ping pong player.
06:34Great spatial sense, unless he's really pissed at me, and overshoots with a forehand right,
06:41that just happens to clip my front tooth to chip it.
06:43When he says it was an accident, but I know this guy's a great athlete.
06:46He knows exactly where it was.
06:48It was an accident.
06:49I would never clip my front tooth.
06:50He's a great kite surfer.
06:53Ding.
06:54Ding.
06:55What's my favorite gift that you've ever given me?
06:57You've ever given me a gift?
06:59Oh, that when I gave you that.
07:00That organic pump soap you gave me a couple years ago, and I still have it in the shower.
07:03I haven't used it, but I do like it.
07:05You haven't used it?
07:06No, I have.
07:06It's just taking my time.
07:07Yeah, I think about you all the time in the shower when I look at that soap.
07:11You think about me before you look at the soap?
07:13No, no.
07:14When I see the soap, I go, oh, he'll give you that.
07:16Oh, that's cool.
07:17Is that your answer or mine?
07:19That felt like yours, but I'll pick it.
07:21You're going to go with that?
07:22Yeah.
07:24Dave LaChapelle book.
07:25The book.
07:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:26That nice book.
07:27Yeah, yeah, very nice.
07:28That's one of your favorites.
07:29Yeah, kids really loved it, too.
07:30Yeah, see?
07:30What's the compliment you gave me that I appreciated the most?
07:34He's a wonderfully simple man, Woody is.
07:37Captain of no context.
07:41The man who, if you're headed to the Oscars or to the J.P. Morgan boardroom yearly soiree,
07:50it's best to bring your swimsuit if you're going to Willie Harrelson.
07:55Okay, Dave.
07:56What's a good impression of me sound like?
07:59Hey, hey, hey, hey, my Matthew McConaughey.
08:04No, do it for real.
08:05Don't do the extra pump up.
08:07No, don't do that.
08:08I want to go ding.
08:10It's Matthew McConaughey with my sequel to Green Lights.
08:13Wait, get out of your nose.
08:14Come on down in here a little bit.
08:15Get down here.
08:16This is Matthew.
08:17You really do have that resonant.
08:19I have the opposite voice.
08:21You have a resonant.
08:22You're quite sopranic.
08:24Yeah.
08:25Ah.
08:28This is Matthew McConaughey doing my sequel to Green Lights.
08:33Hey, Beth, there you go.
08:34Greener Lights.
08:34Greener Lights.
08:35There we go.
08:36Great.
08:36Yeah, there we go.
08:37Dang.
08:37I can't get down there into the...
08:39Which of us would make it further in the Hunger Games?
08:43Oh, probably you.
08:45I was going to say you.
08:47That's why we'd probably both meet at the end and figure out a way how to bust out of that
08:52whole dome and come out and trick the whole system and go, hey, guys, we're right here.
08:56We both made it.
08:57How do I know when you're mad at me?
09:00Because I can't hide it from you and you just see it even if I'm trying to hide it.
09:06Yeah.
09:06Yeah.
09:07He does that to me.
09:08Yeah.
09:09Yeah, you go get that little...
09:10Now, I won't look at him.
09:10The brow gets stern.
09:12Do this thing.
09:13And I'll say something light and he'll go like...
09:17Yeah.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Oh, shit.
09:19What is it?
09:19What?
09:22Ding.
09:23Why was my character named Woody in Cheers?
09:26Because that's your name.
09:27No.
09:28It was already the character's name.
09:30No, Ding.
09:32What's the most ridiculous thing that we've ever done together?
09:35I guess what...
09:36Oh, when we were out swimming in the lane and all those boats coming through, the speedboats
09:41and everything.
09:42All the speedboats.
09:42And the police came.
09:43The cargo boats on the way to Rashed.
09:44We had to get out of that water.
09:45Wherever that was.
09:46Grease.
09:47Most of them, though.
09:47In the Greek waters, in the Mediterranean.
09:50They were quite kind.
09:51They slowed down for swimmers.
09:53Yeah.
09:54Some of them didn't.
09:54We thought we were okay.
09:56Yeah.
09:56We were just crossing traffic.
09:57What's the one thing you think we will still be arguing about in 20 years?
10:02Air conditioning?
10:03We don't really even argue about that.
10:05I do it.
10:06You don't.
10:06We've shaken hands on the fact that if we're going to drive somewhere, as much as we like
10:11talking with each other, we don't take it personally when we say, you go in your car
10:14with the windows down, or I'll go in mine with the windows up.
10:17So that's not really...
10:18It's not even an argument anymore.
10:20What about the pillow width?
10:22Pillow width.
10:23Yeah.
10:24That's not really an argument.
10:25You know how you got those real thick pillows?
10:26He gave you a place to sleep when you had nowhere to go with the street.
10:29He's got pillows.
10:30And the only thing you could say in the morning woke up when I gave him a room, a roof
10:34over
10:34his head.
10:35The man was on the street.
10:36And he comes in the next morning, grumpy as all get out.
10:39I was like, good morning, buddy.
10:40He's like, is it?
10:43Yeah, what's up, buddy?
10:44You all right?
10:45You have a bad dream?
10:46No.
10:47Worse.
10:47What, man?
10:48You want some breakfast?
10:49No, just hang on.
10:49I'm not hungry.
10:50Let me tell you why.
10:51My neck is crick because those damn pillows you have in the guest bedroom are too thick.
10:55You might as well be laying on a boulder, like literally, you know, like your head's like
11:01this.
11:03Anyway.
11:04He slept on it anyway.
11:06We'll let that go.
11:06Had a grumpy day the whole next day.
11:08What role of yours do I think I could have done better?
11:11What role of mine do you think you could have done better?
11:15Probably brothers.
11:16I think you probably say you could have played me better than I did.
11:18I think I could have done a better Matthew McConaughey.
11:21Ding.
11:22Ding.
11:22Ding.
11:23Well, without looking at your phone, what's my latest text say to you?
11:26And there's no way.
11:27This is someone who didn't do their homework with this because this man has not carried
11:32a phone in his entire life.
11:34Hadn't had.
11:35No.
11:35He's allergic to it.
11:36I had it six years.
11:37Six years.
11:38Yeah.
11:38And before that, he carried it for a week.
11:41If I were an animal, what animal would I be?
11:44Now, you are a Leo, but you're not like, you wouldn't want to be a lion that's too predatory.
11:49Yeah, too predatory.
11:50And you're not a snake, although you are up to a lot of mischief and you do like sleight
11:54of hand.
11:54You know, you're affable, but you're not a Labrador.
11:57Mr. All, I agree with everybody.
11:58Thanks for having me.
12:00No, you're not that guy.
12:01Right.
12:01You're not a cat that's too feline because you're a little more physical than that.
12:06Yeah.
12:08Giraffe.
12:11Because I love eucalyptus leaves.
12:14Very good.
12:15There it is.
12:15Dang.
12:16Bingo.
12:16All right.
12:17What word do I overuse?
12:18See, everybody's expecting me to say all right, but I'm not going to say that.
12:24I.
12:25Oh, great.
12:26Good answer.
12:27Ding.
12:29If I'm on the internet at 3 a.m., yeah, what rabbit hole am I going to go down?
12:33You're going to get into all the different sports, probably football, stats, who won
12:38what.
12:39Yeah.
12:39Ding.
12:40What's my proudest moment?
12:42Two years ago, listening to your daughter stand up in front of a large group of friends
12:49on your birthday and talk about why she loved you as a dad.
12:53That's right.
12:55Makani Ravello.
12:56Yeah.
12:57Ding.
12:58What's the weirdest thing I do on set?
13:00Well, you do.
13:02Listen things up.
13:03Sure.
13:04Is that weird, though?
13:06No, it's not now.
13:07Now it's in the lexicon, just like all right, all right, all right.
13:10You know, so you really.
13:12By the way, you know, I never knew this.
13:14Did you know he stole all right, all right, all right?
13:17He stole it from who was it?
13:19Jim Morrison.
13:20Jim Morrison.
13:21He said it on a record, a live album.
13:24But he barked it.
13:25All right, all right, all right.
13:26No, he goes, all right, all right, all right, all right.
13:29Four times and he barked it.
13:30Four times.
13:31He overdid it.
13:33You did it right.
13:34That's why he don't get any credit on that.
13:37Matter of fact, I do believe.
13:37I talked to him.
13:38He said he didn't need a footnote or copyright.
13:40Really?
13:41Would you go to this graveside in Paris?
13:44We've got our means.
13:45If we were stranded on a deserted island together, what's the one thing I'd bring?
13:51You know, you'd bring something that I would not think should be in someone's top 100 priorities
13:56to have, but you explaining to me would be one of the highest comedic times for you.
14:01I can see you bringing that hanging yoga chair you have in your bus and going like,
14:08dude, no, look at this every day, man.
14:10We get in here like this.
14:11We hang upside down.
14:13The chakras are open.
14:14The blood's flowing, man.
14:15This whole situation will be a breeze, man.
14:17We're just going to be fasting for three years.
14:19Ding!
14:21How many times do I say Murph in Interstellar?
14:25Murph?
14:25Yeah, my daughter.
14:27A?
14:27I have no idea.
14:29More than that, though, I'm sure.
14:30What reality TV show would I be on?
14:33You probably think you were already on it, though.
14:36What?
14:37Gaston Kardashian's.
14:40No ding.
14:41What scene did I try to rewrite for No Country for Old Men?
14:46How do people know this shit?
14:47I don't know.
14:48No ding.
14:49Did it work?
14:50I didn't try to rewrite.
14:51I did rewrite.
14:51There you go.
14:52And then me and I took some stuff from the book and me and Javier got together the night
14:57before, rehearsed it, came in in the morning, did it for the brothers, the Coen brothers,
15:03and they sit and they listen, and then Joel goes, yeah, I think I like the way it is right
15:10now.
15:12Okay.
15:13What's my favorite Texas football rivalry?
15:17Whoever the Longhorns are playing.
15:19Now that you're a big Longhorn fan.
15:21Ding.
15:22Bingo.
15:23What was our last philosophical discussion about?
15:25It was about religion and a god.
15:29Ding.
15:30What was I like at age five?
15:32You were much more straight-laced than people like to think.
15:34I think I was probably much more mischievous at age five.
15:37Yeah.
15:38Ding.
15:38What item does my character in Tropic Thunder become obsessed with getting for Ben Stellar?
15:44Uh, shit, man.
15:47Eh, TiVo.
15:48You were going to lose a date on that for a while.
15:50What's my favorite thing about you?
15:52Um, that no matter what, no matter how much we butt heads, no, one of my favorite things
16:01about me is that I won't let, uh, um, I won't let bad shit between us simmer.
16:06No ding.
16:08Your torso.
16:10Even better.
16:11What's my favorite thing about you?
16:13My legs.
16:14Bingo.
16:15You seen his legs?
16:17I don't like to show them off.
16:19I'm not going to do it.
16:20They're fabulous.
16:22I got this many points.
16:23And I got this many points.
16:26Good work, brother.
16:27You too, baby.
16:28Seriously.
16:29Seriously.
16:29Seriously.
16:30Seriously.