00:00It's a larceny.
00:01Well, I didn't...
00:01I don't care if it's a well.
00:03I didn't larceny anything.
00:03You're not a lawyer.
00:04Are you a lawyer?
00:05I cleaned up my yard.
00:05I don't...
00:06Are you a lawyer?
00:07No, ma'am.
00:08I'm telling you, it's a larceny.
00:09It's the same thing.
00:10Let's say it wasn't a basketball,
00:12and it was a four-carat engagement ring
00:15that you found on your lawn.
00:16Yes, ma'am.
00:17And you took it, and you took it inside.
00:19And the person...
00:20Gee, I know I dropped it.
00:22It had to be here.
00:23Came up, knocked at your door, and said,
00:24do you have my four-carat engagement ring?
00:27And you said, yes, I do.
00:28It was on my lawn,
00:30and you can't have it back.
00:31But I had several balls.
00:32I don't care.
00:34I mean, a four-carat ring is totally different
00:35than several balls.
00:37You're playing with me.