00:00You know how people get like facelifts and like an entire mommy makeover?
00:03She may need that for her personality.
00:08Shut up.
00:09Jessel, you're not responding to my text.
00:11If you didn't come to my Roni watch party, you never showed up.
00:14I know.
00:14Okay, I have to ask, because we're in the elevator,
00:17which housewife would you hate to be stuck with?
00:19Erin, you know, she went around on a smear campaign about me.
00:22And I think closed spaces is probably not a good idea for us right now.
00:26What would it take for you two to be friends though?
00:28She would have to have like a full personality re-haul.
00:31Stop.
00:31You know how people get like facelifts and like an entire mommy makeover?
00:35She may need that for her personality.
00:37Speaking of, what did you do this season to switch it up?
00:40I actually got everything dissolved.
00:42We're going back to natural, guys.
00:44I saw Brooke Snader do it and she was younger and like less poopy.
00:49You were influenced.
00:49I was influenced by Brooke Snader.
00:51This season opens with a little nod to Carrie Bradshaw.
00:55Which Sex and the City character would you say is Keith Jessel?
00:58It depends on like how I want to wake up in the morning.
01:00Sometimes I want to be a little slutty and that's, you know, a Samantha moment.
01:03And most of the times I just want to be at homebody with my kids.
01:06And of course I'm channeling Charlotte.
01:08But I think to my core, I am Carrie Bradshaw.
01:11What was your first impression of Carol?
01:12Out of anyone from the old guard, like she's the one that makes the most sense.
01:16I see her out and about socially in New York.
01:18And you know, she doesn't remember who I am, but I always say hi.
01:21Who's your housewife role model?
01:23I love a Chanel Ion moment.
01:25I think she's so outlandish.
01:28And I mean, if she was in this elevator, her dress would be bigger than the elevator.
01:31Absolutely.
01:32She's so funny.
01:34Okay.
01:34This is embarrassing, but I have to ask you, how do I get on the show Jessel?
01:36I could be a great friend of.
01:38You're so thirsty.
01:39Okay.
01:39Listen, you have to activate bitch mode.
01:41Do you know how to activate bitch mode?
01:43I can activate bitch mode.
01:44I can't believe you have short hair Jessel.
01:46I can't believe you have a George Michael's eighties like curl situation going on.
01:50Are you serious?
01:51I just got it cut.
01:52This is my cute little haircut.
01:53And then what's going on with your mustache?
01:55You know what?
01:55Honestly, you blend in with the walls.
01:57Bye.
01:58Whatever.
01:58Get out of my elevator Jessel.
