00:00This guy never spends a dime on anything if he wants to read the news he runs to the news
00:04stand and pretends to be a little person that way he gets the paper for free he pulls the
00:07same trick again because he can't afford rent so every day he ducks down and sneaks past the
00:12security office even at the grocery store he does everything he can to avoid paying first he slips three un
00:17paid toothbrushes into a woman's bag then he picks out a toy and hides it in a st
00:20roller next he grabs a shoe and quietly stuffs it into another customer's pocket finally he even clips a
00:25brand new hair clip into the cashier's hair after all that the man starts stuffing items into his
00:29own clothes
00:29and finally grabs the cheapest pack of gum before heading to the checkout sure enough when the other customers leave
00:34the store the alarm goes off a second later every checkout alarm in the store is blaring the cash
00:39iers rush over to see what's going on but it turns out the alarm goes off the instant she
00:43steps out from behind the counter the staff figures the alarm system is malfunctioning and lets everyone through just
00:48like that the man walks out with a week's worth of groceries for just one dollar even the cash
00:51ier waves him right through afterward the man heads to a cafe he wants breakfast so while everyone else is
00:56in the restroom he sneaks over and swaps his coffee he gets a free
00:59refill when the waiter comes out with the food he quietly snags a piece of bread and just like
01:03that he's got himself a free breakfast finally the man scoops up someone else's change from
01:07the table and hands it to the waiter as a tip but karma catches up with him fast on his
01:11way out he bumps into someone and a lit cigarette drops into his pants the second he steps outside the
01:16restaurant he realizes something's wrong his pants seem to be on fire he frantically slaps at his
01:20pants and in a panic grabs a drink off a table to try to douse the flames but the
01:24restaurant staff mistake his bizarre behavior for theft and the owner chases
01:27him down several blocks the man barely manages to escape by hiding under a balcony that night the man is
01:32hauling stuff into a garage carrying a chainsaw this terrifies an old woman nearby who's convinced
01:37he's a chainsaw wielding maniac suddenly he accidentally starts up the chainsaw and it spins out
01:42of control then flies straight toward the old woman she bolts in terror and rushes to the police station
01:46to report it the chief reviews the security footage and notices the man's been up to all kinds of
01:51strange behavior so they mark him as a suspect the police launch a citywide manhunt so in
01:55one word how would you describe this unlucky guy
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