00:04Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30...enlighten us.
00:31Fate is a joke, and as I once read on a wall in a truck stop bathroom, the joke is
00:36in your hands.
00:39Oh my God, I just got that.
00:41He was a boy raised in India.
00:44Why do you want to join the Thug-in-My-Pudah Ashram?
00:47So girls will like me, then I will like myself.
00:53Who has learned the ways of love.
00:56If you follow my method, you'll get your wife back.
00:58From Paramount Pictures and Spyglass Entertainment, you can doubt his methods.
01:04Guru, please, what is your plan?
01:07Alright!
01:08You left me!
01:13Okay.
01:14Okay.
01:15But you can't argue with his results.
01:19Damn.
01:20Damn.
01:21Damn.
01:22Looks like he's smuggling a schnauzer.
01:25Mike Myers.
01:27Ooh!
01:29I'd like to thank the Academy.
01:31Wow.
01:32These things are heavy.
01:34Yeah.
01:34Pull me down, jackass!
01:35Okay.
01:36The Love Guru.
01:43Coming soon.
01:44You.
01:45Till you die!
01:47See you next time.
01:47Till you die!
01:48Till you die!
01:48wob 위.
01:50Merci.
