A plumber accidentally purchases stocks in the stock market which quickly rise in value, leading the plumber to crash high society.
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“This video features Clancy in Wall Street 1930 which is in the public domain in the United States due to a lack of copyright renewal by MGM under the 1909 Copyright Act.”
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“This video features Clancy in Wall Street 1930 which is in the public domain in the United States due to a lack of copyright renewal by MGM under the 1909 Copyright Act.”
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00:00:00In the hands, my dear, oh, I'm on war
00:00:04Upon a Patrick's day
00:00:07That the grave of the clown's respect
00:00:10With his head erect as he marched along
00:00:14From a man in line of the castle
00:00:19And my dear, oh, mother, you still stay
00:00:23That's my daddy's gift in his gold, I live
00:00:31Upon St. Patrick's day
00:00:36St. Patrick's day
00:00:52Sixty-eight and a half
00:00:54Buy me a hundred shares
00:00:55One hundred shares a few
00:00:57Very good
00:00:58Thank you
00:01:03Well, Jimmy, Jimmy
00:01:05Yes, Governor
00:01:07Jimmy, what's the matter with the water?
00:01:09Oh, the plumbers must have a turn up
00:01:10They get an estimate on the pipe
00:01:12Well, you tell the plumbers to turn it off
00:01:14I want to wash
00:01:15Yes, sir
00:01:16And 47 and a half
00:01:18Back at 153
00:01:21United, 82
00:01:23Oh, plumbers
00:01:24Mr. Plumbers
00:01:33Did somebody call?
00:01:35Yes
00:01:35Turn on the water
00:01:36The boss wants to wash
00:01:38Why didn't he wash at home?
00:01:40How long did it be, Max?
00:01:42We were both through
00:01:43He can hover now
00:01:45And say
00:01:46You may as well tell him
00:01:48That these telephone booths are in a terrible shape
00:01:51Let's see
00:01:52Let's see
00:01:53Five rows of pipe
00:01:55Five rows of pipe
00:01:56Five rows of pipe
00:01:56Five rows of pipe
00:01:59What are you doing there?
00:02:07I was just reading a wee bit of poetry
00:02:11Well, you better go down to the shop
00:02:13And do your reading there
00:02:14While I
00:02:14While I measure off the ground
00:02:16Floor pipe
00:02:18All right
00:02:19I'll take a working streetcar
00:02:22A streetcar?
00:02:24Since when did you quit walking?
00:02:26You scotchman
00:02:27Or did you find a gold mine?
00:02:30No
00:02:30A gold
00:02:31A transfer
00:02:33And
00:02:37You would find it, Max
00:02:40Let me see
00:02:42Five rows of pipe
00:02:44That must run the full length of the room
00:02:47Well, five times three is fifteen
00:02:50Fifteen
00:02:51Fifteen
00:02:51Fifteen
00:02:52And a transfer to measure from the same
00:03:00Fifteen
00:03:01Forty
00:03:05Fifty
00:03:06Thirty
00:03:07Fortyighty
00:03:09Seventy
00:03:10Eight Sevent
00:03:26Five
00:03:26Five, eight.
00:03:37Eighty-seven and a half.
00:03:39Eighty.
00:03:41I wish these men had stopped gabbing
00:03:43so I can get my measurements here.
00:03:46These fellas can certainly pick out
00:03:47the most peculiar places to annoy a person.
00:03:51That's where it works more.
00:03:5450, 30, 45, 60, 75, 90, 105, 120, 135, 150.
00:04:11150, 135, 120.
00:04:15Did you take my order, my sister, sir?
00:04:17Yes, sir, I got it.
00:04:18That's fine.
00:04:19Will I be of any service to you?
00:04:21Well, I'm figuring pipe.
00:04:23How much did you want?
00:04:27Oh, about a hundred.
00:04:28Atlas pipe?
00:04:29Sure, that's the only kind that's any good.
00:04:32Very well, I'll have your order right in, sir.
00:04:36Hey, hey.
00:04:37Hey, mister.
00:04:39Hey, chit, chit.
00:04:42Hey, do you know, I, I always knew
00:04:45that you could buy automobile tires at a drugstore,
00:04:47but I never thought you could buy pipe
00:04:49in a place like this.
00:04:51A lot of men, a lot of men loaf around here,
00:04:54don't they?
00:04:55Well, here you go, Max.
00:04:57Make it snappy, will you?
00:04:58Okay.
00:04:59Say, the market's moving right along this morning.
00:05:00Certainly is brilliant.
00:05:03Uh, what are those men doing up there?
00:05:07Giving lessons in arithmetic?
00:05:09Ha, ha, ha.
00:05:12There you are, Mr. Bradley.
00:05:13Here's your pipe.
00:05:15Pipe?
00:05:17Call it pipe if you want to,
00:05:19but I call that paper.
00:05:23That's your confirmation for your order for stock.
00:05:25Stock?
00:05:27I don't want any stock.
00:05:29I want pipe.
00:05:31Lead pipe.
00:05:33N-E-D.
00:05:34Lead pipe.
00:05:36I'm a plumber.
00:05:39Sorry, Mr. Clancy.
00:05:40I thought you were putting in a buying order for stock.
00:05:42No, I don't want any stock,
00:05:44and I wouldn't have it.
00:05:46It's ordered.
00:05:47Thanks, Max.
00:05:48Okay.
00:05:52It's all right in my era, but too bad.
00:05:55Since I put this order in, stock's gone up two points.
00:05:58You've made over $200 already.
00:06:01$200?
00:06:02Wait a minute, hey.
00:06:05You mean to tell me that since I've been standing here,
00:06:09I've made myself $200?
00:06:11That's right.
00:06:12That is according to the present market quotations.
00:06:15$200?
00:06:16That is if you don't cancel this order,
00:06:19and give me your check for $750 to cover the margin.
00:06:22Margin?
00:06:24What's margin?
00:06:27Margin?
00:06:27It's this.
00:06:28You put up 20%.
00:06:29Then we put up the balance to carry the stock for you.
00:06:32Oh, yes.
00:06:34That's just like the installment land.
00:06:37Yes, in a way.
00:06:39Is this the way they make money in the stock market?
00:06:42Well, this is one of the ways they do it.
00:06:45One of the ways?
00:06:47Well, well, well.
00:06:49How long has this thing been going on?
00:07:15I've been wetting two days for that sample of toothpaste.
00:07:21I've been wetting two days for that sample of toothpaste.
00:07:22I don't feel like a party in the woods.
00:07:24Why?
00:07:25How's that?
00:07:25Don't you remember?
00:07:27Twenty years ago, today you opened this store,
00:07:30and I started bringing them in, and I've been coming.
00:07:33Rain or shine, snore, sleep, ever since.
00:07:37That you have, and to show my appreciation,
00:07:42check that sample home to your family.
00:07:50Thanks.
00:07:54Hello, Walker.
00:08:00You'll seem much happy today.
00:08:02I am, and I have very excellent reasons for being happy today.
00:08:06Did you order the pipe?
00:08:08I did, and it's gone up two pints already.
00:08:14You lost your mind?
00:08:16No, I've just found it.
00:08:19That's a blessing.
00:08:21Hmm.
00:08:21Back.
00:08:23Gaze on a very smart man.
00:08:25Since when?
00:08:29Before I left Berry and Company this morning,
00:08:32I looked at the board, and Miss Shrewd Eye gazed upon Atlas
00:08:36this pipe, and knowing that we used so much of it,
00:08:39I called to Freddy Sanders.
00:08:41You know, he's Berry's right-hand man.
00:08:43And I says, Freddy, order me 100 shares of that pipe,
00:08:47says I.
00:08:48Aye?
00:08:49Hmm.
00:08:49And before he could hardly, that is,
00:08:51right after he got him the order,
00:08:54stock went up two pints.
00:08:57It's pipe we're needin', not stock.
00:09:00Yes, but it's a whole lot easier to earn money
00:09:04with your brains than it is wipin' a giant.
00:09:08Aye, but it's gambling, and no good'll come of it.
00:09:11You'd better stick to plumbing.
00:09:14You can call it gambling if you like,
00:09:16but you've got to give me credit for making the firm
00:09:20of Clancy and McIntosh richer by $200.
00:09:26The firm of Clancy and McIntosh?
00:09:30Yes.
00:09:31Well, to the goodness of my heart,
00:09:33I ordered the stock in the firm's name.
00:09:38Oh, hey, no part of it.
00:09:40You had beginner's luck.
00:09:41Keep your winnin's, and let that be a lesson trick.
00:09:44And listen to this.
00:09:45If I ever told anybody that you refuse a hundred dollars,
00:09:51ha, they'd say you'd gone out of your head.
00:09:54Hmm.
00:09:54All right.
00:09:58Get the money to buy so much stock.
00:10:00Well, it's a matter of fact,
00:10:02it doesn't require a lot of money.
00:10:04It's a very simple reason that you buy on margin.
00:10:07Margin?
00:10:07What margin?
00:10:09Margin?
00:10:10You want me to tell you what buyin' on margin is?
00:10:13I'll do that.
00:10:14That's the way you buy your stock.
00:10:17As much, uh, you don't pay as much for more stock
00:10:21that you would get if you paid the money
00:10:24that the stock was worth.
00:10:26Uh, uh, now do you understand?
00:10:30Who?
00:10:31No.
00:10:32Eve?
00:10:34Well, then I'll try and explain it to you,
00:10:39even so that you as a Scotchman will understand.
00:10:43Do you remember the time that Nora and I bought that piano for Katie from Levi and Goldberg?
00:10:48I'll do that.
00:10:49Well, all we had to pay for that piano from Levi and Goldberg was $10 a month.
00:10:55Then, we paid Levi and Goldberg $10 the second month, and the piano was still ours.
00:11:02Then, the third month, we paid Levi and Goldberg $10 more, and we still owned the piano.
00:11:11Now, in my buying on margin.
00:11:14Now, in my buying on margin.
00:11:16Now, in my buying on margin.
00:11:21Where's the piano new?
00:11:28Back at Levi and Goldberg.
00:11:53Don't lose me, lad.
00:11:56You forgot to put the bread on here. It is that but you can't use this way. It's all dried
00:12:00up. Look. Don't throw it away. We'll touch it
00:12:05It's probably the classes. Let them in
00:12:10Hello, Mr. Classy. Hi. Hello, darling. How's the big architect? Well, just from a plan. How are you, Mr. Classy?
00:12:16Fine, darling.
00:12:18Where's Katie? She's down at the foot of the stairs. Talk her to a big, fine chunk of a boy.
00:12:23Say, she has a
00:12:24more, fellas, than the YMCA. I'm going to give your father a hand with the servants. A man has no
00:12:31place in the kitchen here. Look at the large peas they have. Come on in, Katie. What's the big idea
00:12:48in keeping me waiting? Keeping me waiting? Is this your anniversary? Well, if it was, I'd
00:12:54I wouldn't allow children. Oh, mister. Oh, congratulations. Many happy returns of the day. Thank you, Katie.
00:13:08Katie, darling. Come in and help me with the food. All right, mother. Uh, James, my cloak.
00:13:15Oh, my, what a long tail our cat has got. Oh, scat yourself. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You've brought your
00:13:23appetite, will you? I sure have. Why, Gary, I'm as hungry as a horse. Why, do you think order some
00:13:30hay? Ha, ha. You're feeling your oats today, ain't you? Ha, ha, ha. Will you see a wee drop? I
00:13:39will, that. You're a man after me own hat. Aye, you're too good a man.
00:13:43Well, not the... have a little scotch in you. That's twenty years old. It's a little small for its age,
00:13:56ain't it?
00:14:02That's twenty years old, sir. Let's say two.
00:14:03Ha, ha, ha. Take one yourself. That won't leave long.
00:14:13That won't leave long. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:14:18Did me a tear, sir. Ha, ha, ha.
00:14:25That'll answer very nicely you know the scotch may make it but Michael takes the Irish to
00:14:31appreciate it. Your appreciation is well developed. Haha it's just me that knows that. Oh look here
00:14:37Sandy. There it is. Yes then I can. I can write down with that. Now wait a minute. I think
00:14:43I've got the spaghetti for the one. Here's the don't want cabbage. There's your spaghetti and here's your roast of
00:14:48beef.
00:14:48Put them right down there. Bye Gary I'm going to take me cut off and do a neighboring man's job.
00:14:56Now make yourself comfortable.
00:14:58Oh you've got napkins and everything. Here's to me. Smart men are getting scared. Oh your smartness is in your
00:15:10wife's name.
00:15:13Here's to the 20th anniversary of our partnership. May we say 20 years more. We'll both drink to that. To
00:15:21you Max. And to you Michael. And to your family. And to yours. And to theirs. Michael. Will you please
00:15:29sit down and eat the supper.
00:15:33All right. Well I'll be Dr. Carver and the roast beef. Will you have some spaghetti. Who wants some spice.
00:15:41You want some roast beef over your peas? Who wants some spice. You want some roast beef over here.
00:15:52I'll give you some cabbage. One more half a minutes me ladle. Get your finger on every spaghetti.
00:16:03All right, there it is, right there it is.
00:16:05You may have plenty of it.
00:16:06You may have plenty of it.
00:16:07You may have plenty of it.
00:16:08All right.
00:16:09Oh, my.
00:16:10Oh, my.
00:16:11What was that?
00:16:11Say, I can't even have a bike.
00:16:14I couldn't even do that.
00:16:15Look, Max.
00:16:17I'm about three feet over the building line here.
00:16:20You gentlemen will sit there and enjoy yourselves.
00:16:22Katie and I will wash up the dishes.
00:16:25Oh, no.
00:16:27Do not do them tonight, Mrs. Clancy.
00:16:30Come over in the morning.
00:16:32You might spoil your pretty dress.
00:16:35Sure, Michael promised to buy me an oard tonight.
00:16:38He's going to buy me one, too.
00:16:40Certainly.
00:16:40There's nothing too good for us.
00:16:42Well, plumbing business must be good.
00:16:45It certainly is, Danny.
00:16:46Can you imagine getting $6 an hour for sleeping under a bathtub?
00:16:53But there is a lot of money to be made in pipe.
00:16:59Well, I guess I'll go out on the roof garden.
00:17:02Could I go with you?
00:17:03Sure.
00:17:04I'm not particular.
00:17:06Oh, neither am I.
00:17:09Oh, my, oh, my.
00:17:11I've eaten so much I'll have to dry it.
00:17:14What color?
00:17:16Sure you could stand a bit of weight.
00:17:20Well, I am getting a little bit heavy here.
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:26You are getting a little broad across the narrows.
00:17:30Come in.
00:17:33Good evening, Mac.
00:17:34Aye, Mac.
00:17:35This is a surprise.
00:17:37Come in, gentlemen.
00:17:39We at the Caledonian Club have called to pay your respects
00:17:42and to congratulate you on the forms on the hospital.
00:17:46Well, it's not a nice of you to take out there.
00:17:50Mac.
00:17:50You know all the boys.
00:17:52Sure.
00:17:53Hello, Mac.
00:17:53Hello, Mac.
00:17:54Hello, Mac.
00:17:55Hello, Mac.
00:17:56How are you, Mac?
00:17:57Hello, Mac.
00:17:58Boys, I want you to meet Mr. and Mrs. Clottsy.
00:18:01Mr. McPherson.
00:18:03Mr. McTavish.
00:18:04Mr. McDougal.
00:18:06And Mr. McGregor.
00:18:09How are you, Mr. McGinn?
00:18:11How are you, Mr. McGinn?
00:18:13Mr. Mahook?
00:18:16Mr. McFadden.
00:18:17That name wasn't mentioned.
00:18:20How are you, Mac?
00:18:24We thought we'd drop in and sing some of the old hymn.
00:18:28Mr. McPherson.
00:18:30Well, before we start the massacry,
00:18:32don't you think we'd better step inside and wet your whistle?
00:18:37Well, it's mighty generous of you.
00:18:40Aye, with my refreshments.
00:18:42But he's rotten, lad.
00:18:44We don't endorse, never hurt anymore.
00:18:46Remember, boys, the camels are coming.
00:18:48Hoop!
00:18:58Hoop!
00:18:59Hoop!
00:19:00Hoop!
00:19:01Hoop!
00:19:02Hoop!
00:19:03Hoop!
00:19:04Hoop!
00:19:07Hoop!
00:19:07Wouldn't you love to just go on living under a moon like this?
00:19:11Hoop!
00:19:11Hoop!
00:19:12Hoop!
00:19:13Hoop!
00:19:15On a fire escape!
00:19:19What a hot Romeo you are.
00:19:24A traveling man was coming down in his face,
00:19:26he wanted to stay all night at the farmhouse.
00:19:29For the farmers and I'm very sorry,
00:19:31but I only have the one room that my wife and I occupy.
00:19:34Ah, yes.
00:19:36But he said, hey, you don't know if you can get down.
00:19:53It's all right. It's OK.
00:19:56We're going to give a toast to Sandy, Magatine.
00:20:00That's the fifth time you dropped my toast to me and I heard you the first time.
00:20:07Say, let's give him a song.
00:20:09That's all right.
00:20:10Let's give him a song.
00:20:11Let's give him a song.
00:20:15Let's give him a song.
00:20:16Should old acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind?
00:20:27Should old acquaintance be forgot and days of old lang syne.
00:20:41For old lang syne, my dear, for old lang syne.
00:20:57We'll thank a cup full of kindness yet.
00:21:05For old lang syne.
00:21:15Haven't you ever been in love, Don?
00:21:19What do you want to know for?
00:21:20Oh, go on, tell me.
00:21:23What's she like?
00:21:26Let me see.
00:21:30She has the prettiest pair of Irish eyes.
00:21:34And a nice nose.
00:21:38A Roman nose?
00:21:41Roman all over her face.
00:21:46And a very pretty mouth.
00:21:49A little too big, but pretty just the same.
00:21:56Well, if she were here, Don, what would you do?
00:22:00I don't know.
00:22:02Don't fallin', Don.
00:22:03What would you do?
00:22:05What would you do?
00:22:07Well...
00:22:09I'd probably put my arm around her like this.
00:22:12Hmm.
00:22:18What would you do?
00:22:26Oh, Don.
00:22:29I take back what I said.
00:22:32About what?
00:22:35About your not being a hot Romeo.
00:22:41Katie!
00:22:42You want to go for a ride?
00:22:44You don't want to go for a ride.
00:22:48Come back in ten minutes.
00:22:50All right!
00:22:59Hey, Donald.
00:23:00Why don't you tell that girl that you love her?
00:23:03Oh, what's the use?
00:23:05She's always running around with some Tom, Dick, or Harry.
00:23:09Well, maybe if you told her you loved her.
00:23:11She wouldn't go running around like that.
00:23:15You'd better hurry up.
00:23:17We'll be late for that date.
00:23:20You know...
00:23:22I've been thinking about that girl's love.
00:23:32And...
00:23:33I'm not going out tonight.
00:23:43Warmly Scotland.
00:23:46And...
00:23:47Here, Alex.
00:23:49Here, Alex.
00:23:53...
00:23:54...
00:23:54...
00:23:55Is that all there is in the hoses?
00:24:00Well, I've got one more bottle.
00:24:02I would pick it a sleeve and it's for Christmas.
00:24:05Come here, boys.
00:24:06I want to show you something.
00:24:08Look.
00:24:09Bend down, bend down.
00:24:10Look.
00:24:11Have you ever seen a finer knob in your life or not?
00:24:15Okay.
00:24:17Come on, Mike.
00:24:19You've got to go to bed.
00:24:21You've had enough.
00:24:23Say...
00:24:24They don't make that much.
00:24:25Besides, I know me own capacity.
00:24:29You might know your own capacity.
00:24:31But like everything else, you overest to me.
00:24:35The way he knows best.
00:24:36Don't worry, now.
00:24:38Step outside and I'm joining the jiffy.
00:24:43Well...
00:24:43Good night, gentlemen.
00:24:45Good night, Mr. Clancy.
00:24:47You'll be right with you.
00:24:48Now, we've got to have that other bottle.
00:24:50We'll have the bottle as well.
00:24:52Oh, yes.
00:24:53We'll have something else.
00:24:54We'll have something else.
00:24:55We'll have something else.
00:24:58We'll have something else.
00:24:59We'll have a cork in it.
00:25:00Well, they naturally have a cork in it.
00:25:03Our bottles have corks in them.
00:25:05Oh, wait a minute.
00:25:07That's too small and tiny.
00:25:09That was made for a cork, sir.
00:25:11For children, this is the way to open the bottle.
00:25:14Tear them up.
00:25:15You can open the heart.
00:25:18Tear them up.
00:25:19Tear them up.
00:25:22Tear them up.
00:25:24Tear them up.
00:25:25Hold it, then.
00:25:26Hold it, then.
00:25:27Hold it, boys.
00:25:28I'll get what you take with macaroni.
00:25:31You take a straw.
00:25:32That's a good idea.
00:25:34That's a good idea.
00:25:40A fine spot for me to be in.
00:25:42With five thirsty, sipping scotchmen.
00:25:47I only have a dipper.
00:25:55I feel like the mother of a litter of air days.
00:25:59You're like another pussycat.
00:26:01Mmm.
00:26:18My dear, you'll have to get some more of that insect powder.
00:26:56How in the world do you expect a man to take with that thing going on?
00:27:00No.
00:27:01No.
00:27:01Little girls and boys.
00:27:02I will tell you a next time story all about the three bears.
00:27:07The great big bear, the medium bear, and the little bear.
00:27:15You and your three bears.
00:27:18What do you mean by trying to frighten children?
00:27:26That'll slap them.
00:27:36That must be Sander.
00:27:41Ah, good evening, Mrs. Clancy.
00:27:43Come in, Mr. Sander.
00:27:46I got here just as soon as I could, Mrs. Clancy.
00:27:48Sit down there.
00:27:50Tell me.
00:27:52Just stay.
00:27:53What is this margin business?
00:27:55Just this.
00:27:57The margin business.
00:27:57There's been a sharp decline in stocks.
00:27:59I came out to get you a check so I can protect you when the market opens in the morning.
00:28:03But I've already given you margin money.
00:28:05Sorry, but I'll leave some more.
00:28:08Oh.
00:28:09More installments.
00:28:10I gather you're getting to me just like Levi and Goldberg.
00:28:14This is very serious.
00:28:16If you don't give me the money, you're apt to lose everything you've got in it.
00:28:19Yes.
00:28:22Do you mean I'll be broke?
00:28:23Well, I'm afraid you will be.
00:28:25If you don't give me the money before the market opens in the morning.
00:28:31Well, well, well.
00:28:33That's the best news I've heard in months.
00:28:35I'm glad...
00:28:36Mr. McIntosh.
00:28:39Sit down, Mac, and take a load off your feet.
00:28:42Freddie, you and I will be stepping in the kitchen and we'll fix up this little matter.
00:28:47You'll be excusing us for a minute.
00:29:03I thought you told me that this stock would always make money.
00:29:06I believe it will, Mr. Clancy.
00:29:08Why, the stock's as good as gold.
00:29:10It'll come back.
00:29:12Well, then, if that's the case, why not let them fellas down their way?
00:29:16My business isn't done that way.
00:29:18Ah.
00:29:20Well, it's a lot of money.
00:29:22In fact, I've got to give you a company check for it.
00:29:25Now, don't you worry about that.
00:29:28You'll get your money back in a day or two.
00:29:32Hello, Andy.
00:29:33Hello.
00:29:37Michael don't seem like himself tonight at Auradon.
00:29:40Michael has not been himself for many nights.
00:29:45Oh, hello, folks.
00:29:46Hello, Phoebe.
00:29:48Are you going down to the station to see Donald off?
00:29:50Mm-hmm.
00:29:51I just left him to finish packing.
00:29:55I suppose you'll be lonely when the boy goes way out west to Indianapolis.
00:30:01Aye.
00:30:02But this is a grand opportunity.
00:30:04And he'll not be gone so long.
00:30:06Oh, no.
00:30:07Won't you sit down, Andy?
00:30:22Well, I'm all ready.
00:30:25This is just a little going away present for Donald.
00:30:28Oh, that'll be a nice surprise for him.
00:30:33Thank you very, very much, Mr. Fancy.
00:30:35This will make everything okay.
00:30:39Hello, Kathleen.
00:30:41Hello.
00:30:44Um, good evening.
00:30:47Is that Sanders?
00:30:54Boo.
00:30:57What do you say we take a little ride?
00:31:00Well, um, maybe it's some other time.
00:31:04You see, I'm going down to see Donald off if he's leaving for the west tonight.
00:31:09Yes, of course.
00:31:11Um, well, why can't we take him down?
00:31:15Oh, well, that'll be nice.
00:31:17Where is he?
00:31:18Oh, you'll be along in a minute.
00:31:20Come on, we'll wait for him down the car.
00:31:22Oh, well, Dad.
00:31:24When Donald comes along, tell him I'll be downstairs.
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:33Oh, uh, Mr. Clancy.
00:31:35This check will be okay without your partner's signature?
00:31:42Shut the minute.
00:31:50Are you using the firm's money for gambling?
00:31:53Now, don't get excited.
00:31:55I'm only using it for a couple of days.
00:31:57But I told you I had nothing to do with it.
00:32:00Well, you haven't got anything to do with it.
00:32:02I'm doing it.
00:32:03But you're using the firm's money.
00:32:06Well, it's as much my money as it's yours, isn't it?
00:32:11Tis nay the money, man.
00:32:13It was for yourself, Michael.
00:32:15Or for your family, you could hear it.
00:32:18But not for gambling.
00:32:22You're right, Mac.
00:32:25It's fine dresses.
00:32:27Limousines and diamonds I'll be wearing, is it?
00:32:30I'd be doing good if I hadn't given the money for the rent.
00:32:32If it keeps on.
00:32:33Tell you.
00:32:33Keep your mouth out of this.
00:32:34Well, I'm just...
00:32:35That's enough.
00:32:38There ain't nothing I wouldn't do for you, Michael.
00:32:42But I'm trying to stop you from making a fool of yourself.
00:32:46A fool of myself?
00:32:48Well, let me tell you.
00:32:50That there is plenty of smart fools.
00:32:54Would you ruin us both?
00:32:58You can nay use the firm's money and that's final.
00:33:03Oh, that's final, is it?
00:33:05Very well then.
00:33:07I take my money out of the firm.
00:33:09And that's final.
00:33:13Malcolm.
00:33:15You mean you'd...
00:33:17Split our partnership?
00:33:20Would you let a little thing like this come between us?
00:33:23After all these years?
00:33:25A little thing.
00:33:27A little thing.
00:33:29A little thing.
00:33:30And me suffering from margin trouble.
00:33:32Ha!
00:33:34Well, once and for all.
00:33:35Will you let me have the money?
00:33:42No.
00:33:52Good night, Mrs. Clancy.
00:34:05He's a fine friend.
00:34:07Michael Mack is a good friend.
00:34:09He don't know the meaning of the word.
00:34:14Michael, I don't know why you and you and Mack have to fight like that.
00:34:17I don't want you to mention that man's name to me again.
00:34:20Of all the samper snitching, samper eating scotchmen.
00:34:26Hello, folks.
00:34:27Hello, John.
00:34:28Where's the thing?
00:34:28She's gone out.
00:34:30Gone? Where?
00:34:32Never you reminded where she is.
00:34:34She's in good company.
00:34:38What a problem.
00:34:40Go and ask your generous father.
00:34:48Goodbye, Mrs. Clancy.
00:34:49Goodbye, John.
00:34:59He did that on purpose.
00:35:02Stop me in the back.
00:35:04Um, I wonder what's keeping your Donald's.
00:35:06Oh, he'll be alone in a minute.
00:35:11Why don't you, uh, try to get your mind off the boyfriend and kind of give me a little break.
00:35:18Oh, I don't know.
00:35:19I'm kind of funny that way.
00:35:22I get it.
00:35:24Well, Donald, there you are.
00:35:27Oh, Mr. Sanders is going to drive us to the station.
00:35:39Thanks very much, but I guess I'll walk.
00:35:42Well, Donald.
00:35:43You seem to be in good company.
00:35:48Be careful of flat tires.
00:35:51Thanks.
00:35:53Guess I'll take the air.
00:35:55Goodbye.
00:35:56Oh, Donald.
00:36:00Donald.
00:36:00Donald.
00:36:18Of course, you've entered into this dissolution of partnership with your own free will.
00:36:23He'll do anything that's free.
00:36:25Yes.
00:36:26And you are both of same minds.
00:36:30Ah.
00:36:31Well, that concludes the transaction.
00:36:35I bid you good day, gentlemen.
00:36:37It is now, gentlemen.
00:37:00Hello.
00:37:02Yes.
00:37:03This is Clark Zee and Muck Ganty.
00:37:08Yes.
00:37:10Oh.
00:37:11Oh.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13For you, Muck.
00:37:14Mr. Clark Zee.
00:37:16Oh.
00:37:21Oh.
00:37:24For you, Muck.
00:37:25Oh, hello.
00:37:26Freddy.
00:37:28Is that you?
00:37:29Yes.
00:37:31What?
00:37:34Mr. Clark has gone at 40 points.
00:37:38Oh.
00:37:39Well.
00:37:40How much is that in money?
00:37:49Well.
00:37:50Well, I'd like to take you to the Waldorf Astoria for lunch.
00:37:56It's torn down.
00:37:59When did that happen?
00:38:01Well.
00:38:02Stay wherever you are.
00:38:03I'll be right down.
00:38:05Yes.
00:38:07Well.
00:38:09That's that.
00:38:20I've got two.
00:38:24I don't see any good time.
00:38:25Yes.
00:38:28Yes.
00:38:35Yes.
00:38:35Yes.
00:38:49Yes, yes.
00:38:55That's my tobacco.
00:39:04That is, it was my tobacco.
00:39:31Wait a minute.
00:39:35Half of that picture is mine.
00:39:38Well, the best half is mine.
00:40:08There's your hat.
00:40:10All right.
00:40:45There's your hat.
00:40:48There's your hat.
00:40:51There's your hat.
00:40:52There's your hat.
00:40:54There's my hat.
00:40:58I've got two matters.
00:41:07I'm not really.
00:41:07Let's do it.
00:41:09I need to know if we can.
00:41:09We can take the hat.
00:41:33Don't look at me, lad.
00:41:36It's good to hear you home again.
00:41:38It's great to be back, too, dad.
00:41:42Get it.
00:41:43Surely.
00:41:54Are the clampsies moving, dad?
00:41:57Aye.
00:41:58So it seems.
00:42:00When people get the rich,
00:42:01old friends and old neighborhoods
00:42:04are soon forgotten.
00:43:16I hope the canary don't get cold or a clown.
00:43:20Don't worry.
00:43:21Freddy has a fine-closed hat.
00:43:23Oh, it don't seem quite right leaving the old place.
00:43:27Yes, with all its cricks and cracks, it was still home.
00:43:33Right you are, Maggie. We had many a battle here.
00:43:42Michael Clancy, for 20 years I've been asking you to fix that thing.
00:43:47Don't worry. We won't be bothered with that anymore.
00:43:59Come on, baby.
00:44:01All right, Mother. I'm coming.
00:44:05Be careful. Don't drop that last bit.
00:44:07Oh, go on. Go on.
00:44:23Oh, Mother. I'll be down in a minute.
00:44:32I'll be down in a minute.
00:44:33Oh, excuse me.
00:44:35I'm expecting it.
00:44:41Katie.
00:44:43Oh, hello.
00:44:47Are you reading it?
00:44:48Yes.
00:44:51It seems strange without you, dear.
00:44:54Well, it's been strange without you here, Donald.
00:45:01Excuse me.
00:45:05Oh, when did you get back?
00:45:08Looks like I got back just in time to say goodbye.
00:45:12Oh, Donald.
00:45:14It's just because you're moving a pound.
00:45:17That doesn't mean goodbye.
00:45:27Why, Katie.
00:45:29Do you mean that you still...
00:45:31Betty.
00:45:34Betty.
00:45:36What?
00:45:39Just as I thought.
00:45:41Wasting your time.
00:45:43Well, I'm surprised.
00:45:45And keeping a gentleman like Mr. Saunders waiting.
00:45:48Come on. Hurry up now and make it snappy.
00:45:56Okay.
00:45:57Well, goodbye, Katie.
00:45:58I guess your father's right.
00:46:00You mustn't keep Mr. Saunders waiting.
00:46:03Oh, I don't care.
00:46:05Let him wait.
00:46:06I don't care if he waits for the rest of his life.
00:46:09Why, Katie.
00:46:10Do you mean that?
00:46:12Of course.
00:46:13On the level.
00:46:14But don't you believe me?
00:46:17Oh, Katie.
00:46:18Excuse me.
00:46:30I just think, the moving wagon might have taken you out of my life forever.
00:46:34Oh, Donny.
00:46:36There's never been anybody but you.
00:46:41Gee, Katie.
00:46:43I'm going to sound like an awful sap.
00:46:47But I love you.
00:46:48Oh, Donny.
00:46:50That's what I wanted you to say that night on the fire escape.
00:46:55Katie.
00:46:57Katie.
00:46:58Katie.
00:47:02Katie.
00:47:02Oh it's me.
00:47:05Oh.
00:47:11Chlorine.
00:47:12Chlorine.
00:47:13Would you mind answering that doorbell?
00:47:15My 드ress, Mr. President.
00:47:17And I don't know all 3 or 4 minutes.
00:47:19Your dinner is...
00:47:20Uh, Nora!
00:47:23Nora!
00:47:25Nora!
00:47:26Would you mind answering the front doorbell?
00:47:28I can't, I'm dressed.
00:47:30You're dressing
00:47:32I carry a woman is never dressed
00:47:35Wait a minute now. Wait a minute. I'd be right out there as soon as I
00:47:40Get this newfangled thing out
00:47:43If Mcintyche ever saw me in this
00:47:46Think I've got to the dogs entirely just a moment
00:48:06I
00:48:07Well, it'll talk to this and she needs a plumber. Are you one? I
00:48:14Nora, what was it you wanted the plumber to fix?
00:48:18The plumber is here
00:48:28Yes
00:48:29It's a pleasure to do it for you, Mrs. Plancy
00:48:35The neighbors complain
00:48:44Would you mind stepping out there and wiping off your feet we're a little bit fussy about our oriental rugs
00:48:59And would you mind uh eliminating that uh soft cold burner you have there?
00:49:06The odor is very disconcerting
00:49:15Thank you
00:49:20I
00:49:21Impressing out towards the kitchen don't annoy any of the bric-a-brac
00:49:24Mmm, I suppose you've got some old family are loose
00:49:30Hey
00:49:31Both male and female
00:49:38Don't let that bag of tools you use, sir, strike that genuine Manchurian anti-hue
00:49:48You
00:49:48Knack?
00:49:57What are you?
00:49:58What are you doing?
00:50:01I don't know
00:50:01What are you doing?
00:50:02You
00:50:02I
00:50:05I'm
00:50:05Who am I
00:50:06Who am I
00:50:06Who am I
00:50:41Those are bulbs, genuine bulbs from Spetunia.
00:50:54Is that so?
00:51:03Here is your department.
00:51:13Sir Ryan.
00:51:14Yes, sir.
00:51:15Would you mind getting some newspapers to put out so this man won't soil the flow?
00:51:20Yes, sir.
00:51:39Are you quite sure you understand this type of work, my good man?
00:51:43Don't take much brain.
00:51:45I had a partner who did it for years.
00:51:55Pardon me, pardon me.
00:51:56This noise, this noise distracts me very much.
00:52:00You have to excuse me when I go to my boudoir.
00:52:06Well, that's what I think it is, that's where you belong.
00:52:19It must be great working for wealthy people.
00:52:22Mr. Concey, he's a mighty smart man.
00:52:24Yes, sir.
00:52:26He practically admits that he knows more than any man on Wall Street.
00:52:30And he's used to defining what I am.
00:52:33I heard him say myself that he comes from the nobility of Ireland.
00:52:38Aye?
00:52:39Yes.
00:52:42Oh, that God's the gift that gives us to see ourselves and others see us.
00:52:48Oh, Lordy, you speak foreign language, too.
00:53:03Good evening, Mrs. Concey.
00:53:06What?
00:53:10Oh, I thought you were a lady.
00:53:12Oh, you did?
00:53:14What's the matter, can't you get that thing back on there again?
00:53:17If I can't, I don't know who can.
00:53:19But I can, and quicker and better than you can.
00:53:23Oh, a gift of all three.
00:53:25Yes.
00:53:26Yes, and a master at this one.
00:53:34There it is.
00:53:36As good as new.
00:53:39What do you say to that?
00:53:42I'll send you a bill in the morrow.
00:53:50She's still scotch.
00:54:07You're not all enjoying yourself.
00:54:09Piper?
00:54:11What?
00:54:11What?
00:54:12Will you have a dim attack?
00:54:15Will I have a what?
00:54:17A cup of coffee.
00:54:19I will, darling.
00:54:27Can you spare this?
00:54:29I'm not robbing you, am I?
00:54:38I...
00:54:51From the looks of the size of these cups, you'd think a midget lived here.
00:54:59Oh, speaking of midgets, did you ever hear the story of the midget that married the wise woman?
00:55:04And got his adenite caught in the wringer?
00:55:12I know a lot of other stories.
00:55:20But I can't think of them just now.
00:55:28That'll do.
00:55:29You're lucky to get away with that.
00:55:31I guess I was at that.
00:55:49Don't do that.
00:55:50I can't help it.
00:55:51Hold it back and count ten.
00:55:53Go away.
00:56:02It's gone.
00:56:03It's gone.
00:56:04That always works.
00:56:08Count yourself ten.
00:56:22You know what I wish?
00:56:24No.
00:56:24What?
00:56:26I wish we were somewhere where we could be alone.
00:56:28Just you and me.
00:56:30What's the matter with it here?
00:56:32Oh, too many people.
00:56:33Oh, but there's safety in numbers.
00:56:36Oh.
00:56:37Then you think I'm not safe.
00:56:39Oh, I didn't say that.
00:56:40No.
00:56:41But that's what you were thinking.
00:56:47You know, I could make you like me.
00:56:51Did you say make?
00:56:53Sure.
00:56:55Look at the money I made your father.
00:56:58Oh.
00:56:59You did that, too?
00:57:00Well, nobody else but.
00:57:03I think we'd better join the others.
00:57:18We're having a lovely evening, aren't we?
00:57:20I'm glad you like it.
00:57:22Oh, Mrs. Stoker.
00:57:25Yes?
00:57:26Do you know the cadenza from Carisma?
00:57:29Yes.
00:57:29Well, I'll bring it for you.
00:57:32I was afraid of that.
00:57:34Here, you've taken the majority of engineers to New York.
00:57:37They all started from the very bottom, didn't they?
00:57:40And gradually worked in terms of.
00:57:43Then what happened?
00:57:44They all had their own private cars.
00:57:46Stables, ports, porto keys.
00:57:53As I was saying, I'm a very stupid man.
00:57:56You're a smart person, apparently.
00:57:58Well.
00:58:02I always knew that stock was going to go hard.
00:58:09But not that hard.
00:58:12I'd never be satisfied, but.
00:58:18As I said, when I started to play the magic.
00:58:29Ten years ago today, I could have signed me check.
00:58:33Ah.
00:58:34Ah.
00:58:35Ah.
00:58:37Ah.
00:58:39Ah.
00:58:39I beg your pardon.
00:58:41I'm not saying you never know.
00:58:43Well, I was hoping that.
00:58:45What?
00:58:46I.
00:58:48That was a fox pass on my part.
00:58:51I was saying that I would hope you would.
00:58:53Just a slip of the tongue.
00:58:57I was never so insulted in all my life.
00:59:01Perhaps she never sang in public before.
00:59:03I don't know.
00:59:11I think that'll hold her for a while.
00:59:34Well, I'll never come here again.
00:59:36Why, I'll never come here again.
00:59:50Oh, by the way, Mr. Clancy, not talking business, but that piece of property is a great buy.
00:59:56And if you don't speak quickly, you'll lose it.
00:59:58Well, we'll have to wait and see how the market goes, eh, Freddy?
01:00:02You won't have long to wait, Governor.
01:00:04Why don't you sell your stock and retire?
01:00:06Retire?
01:00:08When I'm making money so easy?
01:00:10In the meantime, don't overlook that car.
01:00:12That's a bargain, too.
01:00:13Nice and snappy.
01:00:15It's the kind of a car Miss Kathleen would like to drive.
01:00:18Well, you know, I was thinking about that car.
01:00:20That would be a nice present for Katie and, uh, Freddy.
01:00:25Oh, is this an engagement?
01:00:27Mm-hmm.
01:00:28Mm-hmm.
01:00:31Well, I owe a lot to Freddy.
01:00:33And I think a lot of Freddy.
01:00:36And, uh, they make up their minds that they want to be married.
01:00:39Why, every dollar I have in the world will go to them.
01:00:42Thank you, Father.
01:00:43Well, now, listen, Katie.
01:00:45It's time you were thinking of your bridal night.
01:00:47And just think of the fun you're going to have in Scrooning and Honeymooning and Niagara Falls.
01:00:54Oh, no!
01:00:56Better not.
01:01:00Now, we're embarrassed before trying.
01:01:02Well, wait a minute. I'll fix that.
01:01:04Don't worry.
01:01:06Why, Katie, what's the matter?
01:01:08Father, please let me alone.
01:01:10But what'll our friends and Freddy think?
01:01:12I don't care what they think.
01:01:14I suppose this is some more of Darrell Macintosh's doing.
01:01:18Well, at least he's real.
01:01:21And not like a lot of parasites, I know.
01:01:34Well, that sounds a lot like my cue to bow out.
01:01:36Mrs., don't pay any attention to her, Freddy.
01:01:39That's all right, Mr. Clancy.
01:01:40I don't need a red light to show me an exit.
01:01:47Jim, we better be cooking.
01:01:49I think so. It's about time.
01:01:50Well, good night, Mr. Clancy.
01:01:52You're very lovely.
01:01:53Even Irene.
01:01:57Sure.
01:01:58Good night, Mr. Clancy.
01:01:59Glad to see you again.
01:02:01We're very happy.
01:02:02Good night, Mr. Clancy.
01:02:03Glad to see you again.
01:02:03You know, Mr. Clancy.
01:02:04Good night.
01:02:04Good night.
01:02:05Good night.
01:02:12Good day.
01:02:13Good day, then.
01:02:16Good night.
01:02:19Well, I'm glad this day is over.
01:02:26Where?
01:02:29Now, that daughter of yours certainly gave a fine exhibition of temper tonight before all of our friends.
01:02:37And that's the result of an education, is it?
01:02:40Well, let me tell you something. She'll hear from me in the morning.
01:02:44I'll tell her a few things.
01:02:49Tell me what to do.
01:02:52I'll have this settled now and for all.
01:02:54Madam, your daughter deliberately insulted me here last night before me friends.
01:03:00Don't forget she's your daughter, right? Her name is Clancy.
01:03:03Yes. Well, I...
01:03:04What is it, Father?
01:03:05I want to talk to you.
01:03:06What for?
01:03:07Well, the way you disgraced me last night and your manner towards Mr. Shonner.
01:03:13Well, I never cared for Mr. Shonner's and I never will.
01:03:17You never will?
01:03:18Well, I want to tell you this.
01:03:19I'm not going to have you caring for that Donald McIntosh.
01:03:22Well, I'll care for whom I please.
01:03:24Oh, you will.
01:03:25Well, let me tell you something, young lady.
01:03:27If you do, I'll disinherit you.
01:03:30And furthermore, while you're in this house, you'll do as I say.
01:03:34All right, then I'll go.
01:03:36What?
01:03:40Katie, come back here.
01:03:44Now, do you see what you've done?
01:03:45You've driven her out of the house.
01:03:47Oh.
01:03:48Well, she's always doing something I don't want her to do.
01:03:51You'll whip all the millions that you've got to make and you'll find fancy friends.
01:03:57You're just an old fool. There's no fool like an old fool.
01:04:00Oh, I'm an old fool, am I?
01:04:02Well, let me tell you something.
01:04:04You're no geranium yourself.
01:04:08There's the telephone.
01:04:10I can hear it.
01:04:11I can hear it.
01:04:13I have two ears of me on.
01:04:15And one of them is good.
01:04:20Hello.
01:04:22Yes, this is Mr. Clancy.
01:04:24Who's calling?
01:04:27Oh, Birian Company.
01:04:29Hmm.
01:04:33Oh.
01:04:36Well, how much margin money will you be wanting?
01:04:44Now, let me speak to Mr. Saunders.
01:04:47He's gone out.
01:04:48But why didn't he call me this morning before he left?
01:04:53And I'll be right down.
01:04:55In the meantime, if he comes in, tell him to call me before I get there.
01:05:00Yes.
01:05:02This is a fine morning for me.
01:05:08With all the trouble that little whippersnapper has counted me, the bottom has fallen out of the market.
01:05:15But I want to tell you something.
01:05:17I want you to go out and get Katie and have her here for the time I get back.
01:05:23And from now on, I'm going to be the boss of this house and nobody else.
01:05:27I take orders from nobody.
01:05:29As long as I provide, I'll have the same.
01:05:33Put that in your pipe and smoker.
01:05:34And remember that you're no bargain.
01:05:45Oh, shut up.
01:06:05Oh, shut up.
01:06:30It's an hour and a half late.
01:06:35It seems as if the bottom is dropping out of everything.
01:06:37Oh, this is terrible, disastrous.
01:06:40Oh, and I've got to start life all over again.
01:06:43And me, with diabetes at 60.
01:06:47I know just how you feel.
01:06:48And think of me.
01:06:50But that's as bright.
01:06:52And it worked.
01:07:18You're just the man I want to see.
01:07:19Tell me, how do I stand?
01:07:21As far as I'm concerned, you're wiped out.
01:07:24Everything?
01:07:25Everything.
01:07:28I got busted, too?
01:07:30Completely.
01:07:32But why didn't you call me up?
01:07:34Say, look in here.
01:07:35With a falling market like this,
01:07:37it's all I can do to take care of my firm's business
01:07:38without worrying myself about a false alarm like you.
01:07:42A false alarm.
01:07:46Yes?
01:07:47Yes.
01:07:48No?
01:07:49Yes.
01:07:50Yes.
01:07:50What do you call it?
01:07:51The false alarm.
01:07:52Yes?
01:07:55Yes.
01:07:57Yes.
01:07:58Yes?
01:07:58Well, perhaps the boy is nice.
01:07:59Aye.
01:08:00Yes.
01:08:07See, that's right.
01:08:08That's right.
01:08:08Yes.
01:08:09That's right.
01:08:10Yes.
01:08:11Yes.
01:08:30Norah!
01:08:34Norah!
01:08:36Norah!
01:08:45Katie!
01:08:50Katie!
01:08:53Is anybody home?
01:09:26Michael Clancy!
01:09:29You're an old fool!
01:09:47Come here!
01:09:49Come in!
01:10:04How are you, Matto?
01:10:07Well, what do you want?
01:10:10I was just coming to talk over something weird.
01:10:14I don't think we have anything to talk about.
01:10:17But this concerns the happiness of over two children.
01:10:21I'll have nothing to do with it.
01:10:23I've disinherited her.
01:10:25No matter what you've done.
01:10:28In the end, you'll have nothing to say about it.
01:10:31They'll do as they lack.
01:10:32If it hadn't been for me, they'd be married now.
01:10:39You mean to say that you don't want your boy to marry my daughter?
01:10:43No.
01:10:44Not unless you give your consent.
01:10:47Well, that doesn't make any difference.
01:10:50They'll never get any money out of me anyhow.
01:10:55Mind our guard.
01:11:05I was afraid you was hard hit.
01:11:10I haven't a thing left.
01:11:13Oh, yes you have.
01:11:15Michael, there's a little shop down on 10th Avenue and the sign still reads Clancy and McIntosh.
01:11:27What do you say, Michael?
01:11:28Do you mean that we'll be partners again?
01:11:34Yes, Michael.
01:11:43Clancy and McIntosh.
01:11:52Oh, Katie, darling.
01:11:55Katie, my darling.
01:11:58Can't you tell me, boy.
01:12:01You're as blind as a bat I've been.
01:12:03Will you try and forgive me?
01:12:05Oh, Daddy.
01:12:07Well, there won't be any diamonds in limousines
01:12:09for a wedding present.
01:12:11I'm broke.
01:12:13Everything is gone.
01:12:15Michael, dear.
01:12:16We still have each other.
01:12:19And the furniture.
01:12:21Yeah.
01:12:22The furniture goes back to Levi and Goldberg.
01:12:25Oh, no, it won't.
01:12:27When I buy anything,
01:12:29it's paid for.
01:12:33Where?
01:12:35Then.
01:12:36I'm just as well off as I ever was.
01:12:39Aye, and you've got a son-in-law
01:12:41in the bargain.
01:12:44And Michael, dear.
01:12:47Someday, you may be having
01:12:49a little grandson.
01:12:54Well, if you ever do,
01:12:56take my advice.
01:12:58And don't have him unmatched.
01:13:03I'll have the clinch.
01:13:04Upon Saint Patrick's trad
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