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00:00:00Be in the home of the Grand Ole Lockery

00:00:02Is calling me back from my smoky mountain home

00:00:07I wish I had my old fishing pole

00:00:09And I'm sitting under the face of the fishing hole

00:00:11Eating green apples and I'm waiting for the fish to bite

00:00:16Well I'll be as simple as it used to be

00:00:18Since the big apple took a bite out of me

00:00:20And learn how to tend to see home and take them down

00:00:25But I ain't been home and I don't know when

00:00:27If I had a lord to be over there

00:00:30I'd sleep in my own

00:00:32Good evening Mr. Hugo

00:00:37It's always a good evening when you're rich, kid

00:00:39You're a big TV

00:00:45Oh, yeah

00:00:48Yeah

00:00:49Yeah

00:00:50D-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee

00:00:52-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.

00:00:54So, Mama, you can pluck my feather bed, cause as soon as I can I'm gonna head back to the

00:01:00Tennessee hills, and it better be soon.

00:01:03Tell Daddy, all the ride goes up, we're gonna load them dogs on a pickup truck, and head out to

00:01:09Calhoun County and catch us a coon.

00:01:12Go!

00:01:14Hold it, Mr. Ugo.

00:01:15Wait, wait, wait.

00:01:16Catch the moon around when I tell you.

00:01:17Go!

00:01:18Copies, everybody.

00:01:18Hey, what a fool.

00:01:20Yeah, honey, best day.

00:01:24Hey, Mr. Electricity is about to plug into your life.

00:01:29Here, best day.

00:01:31I'll jab your leg.

00:01:32I don't know when if I had it all to do over again.

00:01:36Tonight I sleep in my own perfect bed.

00:01:40Lord have mercy on the country, girl.

00:01:43Oh, my lady, you're in a perfect world.

00:01:45It's hard to be a diamond in a blackstone world.

00:01:47Oh, Tennessee Homestead Blues are running through my head.

00:01:51I got those Tennessee Homestead Blues running through my head.

00:01:56Tennessee Homestead Blues.

00:02:02Thank you very much.

00:02:06Yeah, okay, okay.

00:02:08I want you to know that I really appreciate it.

00:02:11And I'm going to take a little break now and get a drink of water

00:02:12and let the band change their shirts or whatever else is damp.

00:02:16And don't you go away because you know the big amateur talent show is coming right up.

00:02:21Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

00:02:24Go get them, animals, go get them.

00:02:26Go get them, go get them, go get them, go get them, go get them, go get them, go get

00:02:31them, go get them.

00:02:41Nice night.

00:02:42You want a look?

00:02:42We like to go to sushi bar.

00:02:44You got it.

00:02:44Come on in.

00:02:53Sushi, huh?

00:02:54I'll tell you, you know, sushi is a growing thing.

00:02:56I see these sushi bars cropping up here, cropping up there, everywhere.

00:02:59You know, confidentially between you and me.

00:03:01I mean, do you think that eating raw fish is all that good for you?

00:03:05To me, it's like walking across the field and chewing on a cow, you know what I mean?

00:03:09Besides, you're an American now.

00:03:10You got it, you're Italian.

00:03:12I'm the only.

00:03:13I'm the only.

00:03:14You got it.

00:03:15Rock and roll.

00:03:15Watch it.

00:03:20Hey, Talamon.

00:03:21Paws off the Chantoo.

00:03:23Grab it a sock.

00:03:24So, uh, I'll see you later at our place, huh?

00:03:27Our place?

00:03:27What time?

00:03:29How about the next century, Freddy?

00:03:32The woman loves the tea.

00:03:33Who knocks?

00:03:35Hey, Marla, look who's here.

00:03:38Forget here.

00:03:38I'd rather be home.

00:03:39Sit down in my office.

00:03:40I want to talk.

00:03:41Maury, I'm telling you, you don't believe me, but the guy you're going to see tonight is

00:03:45absolutely dynamite.

00:03:46How about a big old glass of cocoa water?

00:03:48Three beers and a scotter and a rock.

00:03:49Don't let him work too hard, Jesse.

00:03:51Oh, hi, Jake.

00:03:51Listen, thanks a lot of us that alone really bailed me out.

00:03:54I paid back as quick as I can.

00:03:55Forget about it, I have.

00:03:56I would have borrowed from Freddy, but you know how he wants to pay back.

00:03:58Well, they don't call the MSQ for nothing.

00:04:01Here comes the salt of the sleeve now.

00:04:03Oh, good.

00:04:04That's you?

00:04:04And here she goes.

00:04:06Come on, baby, tell me truth.

00:04:08You're missing today, didn't you?

00:04:09No, then why was all that gun flapping about our place?

00:04:12Hey, it's a slip of the tongue.

00:04:14I'm at my place.

00:04:15Did I or did I not rescue you from that creek?

00:04:17Freddy, don't involve me in your fantasy.

00:04:19I ain't never been to your place.

00:04:20I wouldn't come to your place with a port of Lysol and a fumigation truck.

00:04:24I love a woman who's unsure of herself.

00:04:26How about dinner after the show tonight?

00:04:28My treat, no problem.

00:04:29I lost my appetite.

00:04:29Hey, hey, kid.

00:04:30Let me tell you something.

00:04:31Don't push it too far, all right?

00:04:33Because you're going to see tonight my new disagree who's going to be my new star.

00:04:37Guy's going to make me a fortune for a change.

00:04:39You get my meaning?

00:04:40Well, I ain't done too bad for you.

00:04:41Yeah, well, I must admit I love having you around.

00:04:43My inspiration will be.

00:04:45But get there.

00:04:45How about lunch tomorrow?

00:04:46My treat, no problem.

00:04:48I'm not going to get the contract back.

00:04:49You know him, don't you?

00:04:51Freddy, there are two kinds of people in this world, and you ain't one of us.

00:05:04You guys okay?

00:05:07Listen, I'm sorry about that, but...

00:05:08Hey, what?

00:05:08How do you dance here?

00:05:09Yeah, it's good to let it out once in a while.

00:05:11You know, if it goes up inside and I stress, I just go like...

00:05:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, sugar!

00:05:15You know what I mean?

00:05:18Hey, stress and deli sandwiches kill more taxi cab drivers than anything.

00:05:22You know, besides that, New York is a great place.

00:05:25Just a minute.

00:05:27Okay.

00:05:28Nosushima, where did I go to cowboy place?

00:05:31Cowboy place?

00:05:32You got it.

00:05:32I do know it's such a place.

00:05:34I can't officially recommend it, but I do know it's such a place.

00:05:36Hold on.

00:05:37Baza!

00:05:43All right, hold us down, all you got to move.

00:05:46All right, come on, settle down.

00:05:49It's a serious time here at the Randstone.

00:05:54This is a very special night for us tonight, ladies and gentlemen, here at the Randstone.

00:05:56Because tonight, on this very stage, we are going to witness the birth of a major new country western singing

00:06:05sensation.

00:06:07All right, knock it off!

00:06:09And let us give a grand one.

00:06:11Randstone reception to the incredible, real cowboy, the effervescent, the intoxicated, Mr. Elfart Rutterton.

00:06:29Shut up!

00:06:33You blow that thing one more time, son.

00:06:36You're going to be eating it for a midnight snack.

00:06:38Never stand here.

00:06:39This guy is serious.

00:06:41How serious can he be?

00:06:42He's got a duck on his shirt.

00:06:59This is a song I wrote for my baby.

00:07:07Well, I left my home when I was 22.

00:07:09But I never did find my time or place.

00:07:11It's just the kind of thing a man has to do with a scar on his soul.

00:07:16Like the one on his face.

00:07:18And they ain't in their same side.

00:07:21Well, the day my baby died.

00:07:24I coached to myself.

00:07:25He'll finish you with.

00:07:27It was a Sunday, June morning, and the sun broke high.

00:07:29I had a smile on my face, and the moon just white.

00:07:32Didn't hear no water, didn't fear no storm.

00:07:34I knew for sure on that very morning.

00:07:38That girl was going to be my bride.

00:07:41That girl was going to be my baby died.

00:07:44Hey, keep it up.

00:07:47In a long white gown and a brown bouquet.

00:07:50How I better not to plow the fields that day.

00:07:52Over a few day, literally stops.

00:07:55She's filled with duty to her crops.

00:07:57Doody, doody.

00:07:59She jumped in the old John Deere.

00:08:02And she drove away.

00:08:05Hey, hey.

00:08:08Say, baby, don't you worry.

00:08:09This will only take a minute.

00:08:11But the wheels caught her gal and dragged her down.

00:08:13And imagine I surprised when I looked her in the eyes.

00:08:18Oh, my God.

00:08:18But I couldn't believe the tractor cut her down the side.

00:08:24I'm a handsome baby tractor.

00:08:27Neat the wheels of her daddy's tractor.

00:08:31There was one of the corn and brains on the head.

00:08:35Oh, my God.

00:09:02Hey, this really happened to Marloretto.

00:09:17I'm impressed.

00:09:18You've got to have a special gift to come up with somebody that's wrong.

00:09:21Forget that thing.

00:09:21Maury, I've got a guy coming in here next week.

00:09:23He's going to blow the roof off his car.

00:09:25He's from India and sinks his cowboy junk better than anybody.

00:09:28Where do you see him?

00:09:29He wears a turban under his cowboy hat and spurs on his sandals.

00:09:32Good.

00:09:33Not interested.

00:09:33But this lady, maybe I could do something for her.

00:09:35Hey, why don't we...

00:09:36Hey, hey, hey.

00:09:38Talk this way.

00:09:39Because I hold all the contracts on this one, my friend.

00:09:42You've got me simple.

00:09:43See you next week, Doc.

00:09:44I don't believe you.

00:09:45What's the matter?

00:09:45You spend time and money on every weirdo that stares in with a guitar and he won't do nothing to

00:09:49help me.

00:09:49You get so out of here.

00:09:50Because as long as I'm under contract and no taste, no talent, life, you ain't going to never get out

00:09:53of this place.

00:09:54What's it going to take to buy out of my contract?

00:09:55What?

00:09:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:09:57Don't say a night in a second.

00:09:58I'd never say anything like that.

00:10:00What's the matter with you?

00:10:00How about 30 minutes?

00:10:01Ready?

00:10:03But I need a physical fool trying to turn these hopeless sabatures into that rhinestone cowboy.

00:10:08That's a fact.

00:10:09Shoot, if I had a chance, I could turn anybody into a rhinestone cowboy.

00:10:11And I could do it a lot better than you, that's for sure.

00:10:12Really?

00:10:13Really.

00:10:14You care to wage you on that, my dear?

00:10:15On what?

00:10:16That you could turn any clown into a rhinestone cowboy?

00:10:18You bet.

00:10:18Okay, Angie, I'm going to tell you what.

00:10:20I'm going to give you two weeks after I find someone.

00:10:22You're going to get all the expenses you need.

00:10:24And all you've got to do is get your guys through one number on this stage without these animals tearing

00:10:27them up alive.

00:10:28And you're going to call yourself a winner, mama.

00:10:30Okay?

00:10:31What do you got to do that with you?

00:10:32Well, I bet the three years left on my contract.

00:10:35If I win, you tear it up.

00:10:38I do love a broad with his ass.

00:10:40All right, I'll tell you something.

00:10:41If you win, I'll tear up the contract.

00:10:43But if you lose, the contract stands.

00:10:44Plus another five-year hush.

00:10:49Have you seen this, man?

00:10:50Oh, blow it out of you.

00:10:52Hey!

00:10:53What's the matter?

00:10:54Either way, you'll come out a big one.

00:10:56All right?

00:10:57Yeah?

00:10:57I'm going to take that bet.

00:10:58Well, let's get something straight right up front.

00:11:00No weirdos, no lepers, and no dead people.

00:11:02Just some average normal person.

00:11:04Got it?

00:11:05What you're saying is no one extraordinary like myself.

00:11:07Just a normal average guy.

00:11:12Come on.

00:11:15Can't the lady sing this song, Buddha?

00:11:22Nice voice.

00:11:23What do you think?

00:11:23I think you're going to the ivory over there.

00:11:27You're going to get picky with me, huh?

00:11:30Nice audition, pal.

00:11:32Come on.

00:11:43Oh, come on, Freddie.

00:11:44Just stop it.

00:11:46What are you talking about?

00:11:47The guy's got natural musical ability.

00:11:48Look at him.

00:11:49You're just trying to fix it so I've got no chance at all.

00:11:51Come on, sweetheart.

00:11:52A deal is a deal.

00:11:53And you are Welsh?

00:11:54I ain't Welsh, and I never Welshed in my life.

00:11:56What, what, what?

00:11:58All right.

00:11:59The next normal person that comes by, I'll take him.

00:12:01The next one.

00:12:01Okay.

00:12:01I mean, the next guy that passes is in front of my face.

00:12:03Hey.

00:12:09Did you see that?

00:12:10Did you see that?

00:12:12Hey, where you going?

00:12:14I'm right back.

00:12:22Come here, you creep.

00:12:23I know your face.

00:12:25Hey, listen.

00:12:26Are you guys okay?

00:12:27I'm really sorry, but we're glad to cut you off.

00:12:29The guy where a place is just down the street there.

00:12:31I think there's no charge, but the tip is optional.

00:12:38Look at this.

00:12:39Can anybody see anything?

00:12:41Now, a New York City cab driver is not a normal, average guy.

00:12:44Wait a minute.

00:12:45I never agreed to that.

00:12:46Well, you can't expect me to turn that into a singer.

00:12:48I know.

00:12:51Where are all the lepers when I'm needing you?

00:12:54Here you go.

00:13:04Now, everything seems simple enough.

00:13:06I mean, it's not going to take a college degree, which I'm sure nobody at this table has, with the

00:13:09exception of me,

00:13:11to understand the premise of this wager.

00:13:13So, what do you say?

00:13:14Where are you from?

00:13:15I'm from New York City.

00:13:28What do you mean, because of me?

00:13:45Because of you, because I was watching you instead of watching the traffic, is what I mean.

00:13:48Oh, Lord, he's a horny toad, too.

00:13:51Horny toad?

00:13:53Me?

00:13:54Nick?

00:13:56You know, you're good looking.

00:13:58No doubt about that, Don, but, uh, I ain't this desperate to meet nobody.

00:14:02Uh, just one minute.

00:14:03Excuse me.

00:14:04What about the debt?

00:14:05You just bet I'm leaving.

00:14:06You win.

00:14:09Happy trails.

00:14:14I'm here.

00:14:19What are you talking about?

00:14:25You don't seem to realize you lost the debt.

00:14:27So, what time do I collect my price?

00:14:28Look, Dr. Strange Lover, the bet's off.

00:14:31He won't do it.

00:14:31Oh, honey, that is your headache, not mine.

00:14:35Now, we'd have to ask you.

00:14:35You'd have to talk to the bottom.

00:14:36You're going to beat the bottom of the Hudson River if you don't get out of my face, Greg.

00:14:40Oh, a big chance to play rough.

00:14:41That's cool.

00:14:42Well, then, tonight's your lucky night, because you're just about two seconds from being a nasty injury in an ugly

00:14:46sport coat.

00:14:47Wait a second.

00:14:48I won, you lost, so you pay.

00:14:49Come on.

00:14:50Oh, back off, Freddy.

00:14:51Oh, do that again.

00:14:51Come on.

00:14:53If you insist, I'm going through with this stupid ass bet, okay?

00:14:55But you gave me two weeks, remember?

00:14:57And the next time you feel romantic, don't call me.

00:15:00Why don't you try the city zoo?

00:15:02Come here.

00:15:10Accident.

00:15:11Accident.

00:15:12You know, over on the west side.

00:15:13We didn't have any accidents last night.

00:15:15Found in the whole right side of the cab.

00:15:17Oh, yeah?

00:15:18No accidents last night.

00:15:19Must be in the company in the kind of dog.

00:15:20No?

00:15:21Say, there's some J-cabs on the door.

00:15:22I saw it myself.

00:15:23What did this driver look like?

00:15:26Sort of top of the road.

00:15:28Sort of...

00:15:34Sort of right there.

00:15:37Tony, no, boy.

00:15:38How you doing?

00:15:39Hey, you look a little different this morning.

00:15:40You part your hair different?

00:15:41Tony, come on, let me explain, all right?

00:15:42What's this?

00:15:43What?

00:15:43This?

00:15:44This?

00:15:45This!

00:15:46This is a slight indentation.

00:15:47What an indentation?

00:15:48This is a collision.

00:15:48What are you, crazy?

00:15:49Come on, Tony.

00:15:49I swear to avoid mashing an old lady with it.

00:15:51What are you, man?

00:15:52Try to wreck my car.

00:15:53You don't have much damage to my car, sir.

00:15:55Huh?

00:15:55You don't look so many.

00:15:56You know that?

00:15:57Tony, calm down.

00:15:58I can see you're an emotional person.

00:16:00Your face is getting all right.

00:16:01Look at me, Tony.

00:16:01I'm emotional.

00:16:02It's actually, man.

00:16:02I haven't slept all night.

00:16:03Come on.

00:16:04I love my job.

00:16:05I'm company, man.

00:16:05Now you can dress like a taxi.

00:16:07You're a scapegoat.

00:16:07I want you to stay here.

00:16:08You?

00:16:08These ugly clothes.

00:16:09The stupid dominoes.

00:16:10I want you to go out of here.

00:16:11And take my wish for your tour, all right?

00:16:13Are you with something on clothes?

00:16:14These clothes right here.

00:16:15The clothes I have apart in my body?

00:16:16These ugly clothes right here.

00:16:17I want these clothes.

00:16:18Forget it.

00:16:19You don't appreciate a trendsetter.

00:16:20I resonate.

00:16:22You really do, see you?

00:16:24How's it going, Humpty, Humpty?

00:16:26Here's something coming.

00:16:28Hey, look.

00:16:28I just mean to get to the bar.

00:16:30Yeah, you want to do me a big favor?

00:16:31Just get out of my face, okay?

00:16:32Well, that can help you.

00:16:33Yeah, there's one out of the job you little bit of bimbo.

00:16:35Bimbo?

00:16:35No, no, hillbilly bimbo.

00:16:37You can't talk to me like that.

00:16:38Oh, I can.

00:16:39All right?

00:16:40Watch my lips, Daisy.

00:16:41You know, some people, they think you're real cute.

00:16:43But me, Nick, I kind of think you're this reject from here.

00:16:45So why don't you just take off if the hay wagon's leaving, all right?

00:16:48You can always get another job, you know.

00:16:50What are you, a guidance counselor?

00:16:51I like this job.

00:16:52There's a lot of memories here.

00:16:56I, yes.

00:16:58Memories.

00:17:00Hey.

00:17:01What?

00:17:01Listen, maybe I can get you that job back.

00:17:03Yeah, how are you going to do that?

00:17:04Call the fairy hit queen and ask for a favor?

00:17:05Look, Freddie said you pay all expenses for the best,

00:17:07so what we're telling him is that you won't go through with this

00:17:08unless you pay for the repairs.

00:17:09You can do that?

00:17:10I can do that.

00:17:12He'll do that?

00:17:12He'll do that.

00:17:13Positive.

00:17:14Positive.

00:17:15Can we go see Freddie?

00:17:16Okay, but don't take advantage of me.

00:17:25Come on, will you please?

00:17:26What do you think I am, Santa Claus here?

00:17:28That's a lot of damage that was done to that cat.

00:17:30Hey, I love you on the A-team, you're great.

00:17:33We are talking about maybe $2,000 worth of repairs.

00:17:36Minimum, that's what we have to do.

00:17:38Good.

00:17:42Did you have a sister?

00:17:45If you think I'm handing over $2,000 to this clown,

00:17:47you got another thing?

00:17:48Come on, clown.

00:17:49It's just a word, huh?

00:17:51What, is he a sensitive type or what?

00:17:52When you forfeit, I weigh him.

00:17:53Contract's not.

00:17:54Wait, wait, wait a minute.

00:17:56All right.

00:17:57Hey, doll.

00:17:57If you will, I'll show you what kind of guy I am.

00:18:01I'll throw in AM, FM, stereo, air conditioning,

00:18:04and power windows.

00:18:04What do you say?

00:18:05You just put it all on paper.

00:18:07You got it.

00:18:08You just remember to wear that perfume when I come.

00:18:10Claim my promise, because I love it.

00:18:12Just hold it down, please.

00:18:13Hey, we better be going.

00:18:16Hey, what are you waiting for?

00:18:17Come on.

00:18:18Wait, you didn't meet my price yet.

00:18:20What price?

00:18:21You said you wanted repairs, didn't you?

00:18:22No, no.

00:18:23She said that.

00:18:23Me?

00:18:24Tell you the truth, Freddie.

00:18:25What I'd like to have is I'd like to have my own tax.

00:18:28What?

00:18:28Yes.

00:18:29Wait a minute.

00:18:29Hold it.

00:18:30Hold it.

00:18:30Just a second.

00:18:31Did you ever sing in front of a live audience before ever?

00:18:34Huh?

00:18:34No, never.

00:18:35What do you think of country music?

00:18:36Come on.

00:18:36Tell me.

00:18:38It's like worse than liver.

00:18:39Worse than liver?

00:18:41This is a very serious hate.

00:18:42You have got yourself a deal.

00:18:44Get a man.

00:18:44I appreciate it.

00:18:45Nice place.

00:18:46You bet.

00:18:47Take care.

00:18:48Have a nice two weeks.

00:18:50You're just mad about me asking for a taxi, right?

00:18:52Let's put it this way.

00:18:53I've now put nothing past you.

00:18:55And we need to rehearse.

00:18:56We need to get started soon.

00:18:57I've got to sing one song.

00:18:58How hard can that be?

00:18:59Yeah, but you might have to learn 50 of them.

00:19:00And let me tell you something.

00:19:01It's a tradition at the Rhinestones to tear any new singer apart.

00:19:04Do you play an instrument?

00:19:05Yeah, I can sort of play a couple of chords of this organ I have at home.

00:19:07Hey, I'll tell you what.

00:19:08Why don't you come to my house and you can teach me this song?

00:19:10Go to your house, huh?

00:19:12I spoke this so you can show me your organ, right?

00:19:14Why do you think I'm kind of you?

00:19:15I'm telling you, I really do have this big organ.

00:19:19All right.

00:19:19We'll go to your place and you can show me your organ.

00:19:21But I'm warning you, you'd best be having music coming out of it.

00:19:25You got it.

00:19:30Do you live in a funeral parlor?

00:19:31No, I live over a funeral parlor.

00:19:33Come on.

00:19:35We'll take my private elevator.

00:19:39Where are we going?

00:19:40We're going to the penthouse.

00:19:41Well, why can't we use the front door like everybody else?

00:19:44You can if you don't mind going through corpses and coffins and zombies and things like that.

00:19:51Okay, don't tear my drapes.

00:19:53Okay?

00:19:54Go on to there.

00:19:56Why in the world anybody will live over a funeral parlor?

00:19:58That's because my father owns it.

00:19:59So where's this organ?

00:20:00In the organ room, of course.

00:20:01The organ room?

00:20:03Sure, doesn't everybody have one?

00:20:04Well, here it is.

00:20:06I told you I had a big organ.

00:20:07Well, that is a big organ.

00:20:08It sure is.

00:20:08Well, I'll let it heat up.

00:20:10I don't think so.

00:20:11Why don't you start scratching sins?

00:20:14Like what?

00:20:14I don't care, anything.

00:20:16Anything?

00:20:17Anything.

00:20:17You got it.

00:20:24This thing looks at the party.

00:20:36What?

00:20:37Do it for that!

00:20:38Hallelujah!

00:20:39Do it for that!

00:20:40Hallelujah!

00:21:05Thank you, and good night!

00:21:06You thought I could have seen it.

00:21:08See you next time!

00:21:09Well, well, well, what the hell is the matter with you?

00:21:12You crazy fox!

00:21:13Crazy!

00:21:14Look there!

00:21:20May your mother sleep with the angels, okay?

00:21:23I'm sorry, excuse me.

00:21:24Hey, listen, damn sorry about that.

00:21:25I'm sorry.

00:21:25I've done it 50 times.

00:21:26I'm almost sitting doing business hours.

00:21:28Okay.

00:21:28Who's that girl?

00:21:29Oh, Jake is my father.

00:21:31My father, Jake.

00:21:31Howdy.

00:21:32Let me tell you to him.

00:21:32I know what howdy means.

00:21:33I read.

00:21:35I read.

00:21:35You stand for lunch?

00:21:36No.

00:21:37Yes.

00:21:39I don't want to do your food.

00:21:40You understand?

00:21:40It's out of my repertoire.

00:21:41What?

00:21:43Oh, man.

00:21:44This chicken's got some body.

00:21:46Deal.

00:21:46You can handle it.

00:21:48I'll try.

00:21:48If you can't call.

00:21:49Understand?

00:21:50Okay.

00:21:50Call him right here.

00:21:51I know.

00:21:51Call.

00:21:52Damn it.

00:21:52How about it?

00:21:56That's dead.

00:21:58So, what'd you call that peculiar screaming and flapping in your arms?

00:22:01Come on.

00:22:02So the organ's a little out of tune.

00:22:04Besides, I never said I was that good in the first place.

00:22:06I need to work.

00:22:07Well, if you're going to sing country, you're going to have to think it, walk it, talk it,

00:22:10sleep it.

00:22:10And why don't we discuss that over friendly lunch?

00:22:13You got it.

00:22:14Friendly?

00:22:15Never right here before, did you?

00:22:43Never right here before, did you?

00:22:47If you knew what you're doing, you're going to do it like this.

00:22:50And stop it.

00:22:50You're going to do it like this.

00:22:53You're going to do it like this.

00:22:54Si.

00:22:55Y'all shall have to work this every day or are you planning on opening a cafeteria?

00:22:58Oh, thanks.

00:22:59Mine looks great.

00:23:00No, this is normal.

00:23:01Why?

00:23:01Hold on.

00:23:02We've said I've seen entire cities consume less food than this.

00:23:04Besides, it's going to be a lot different where we're going.

00:23:06Where we're going?

00:23:07Yeah.

00:23:08Where is he going?

00:23:09I'm fixing to haul him back home with me.

00:23:10Where's home?

00:23:11Tennessee.

00:23:11Oh, my dear.

00:23:13But this is his home.

00:23:14You don't need to go nowhere but where he is.

00:23:15But he can't learn nothing new here, folks.

00:23:17Now you did.

00:23:18Oh, excuse me, right there.

00:23:20He knows all he's ever going to know.

00:23:21His brains are finished growing.

00:23:22You don't have to go nowhere to learn nothing.

00:23:25Hey, Mom.

00:23:26I don't want to hurt your feelings, but what do you mean my brain is finished growing?

00:23:29What do you got, microscope on my head?

00:23:30Nick.

00:23:30You like maturity.

00:23:32I like maturity?

00:23:34Yeah, no maturity.

00:23:35See how you're dressed to eat?

00:23:35Look.

00:23:36You want to talk honest, Nick?

00:23:37If you can't do nothing right here, huh?

00:23:38How you going to do right down here?

00:23:39I forget it.

00:23:40Be a pastry maker.

00:23:42Nick.

00:23:43I almost died having you.

00:23:46But don't be a cowboy.

00:23:47Please.

00:23:48They even get diseases.

00:23:49I'm sitting with animals.

00:23:50You leave me rent the room.

00:23:50I'm telling you.

00:23:51You're going to embarrass us.

00:23:52Yourself in the sunshine.

00:23:53Oh, whoa, whoa.

00:23:54Folks, ain't nobody going to embarrass nobody.

00:23:56This man's going to be a country singer.

00:23:57He's going to win that bed.

00:23:58He's going to win my contract.

00:23:59He's going to win that taxi.

00:24:00But most of all, he's going to be gone.

00:24:02Now, I appreciate the hospitality and the fact that you gave birth to this fellow here.

00:24:06Oh, and by the way, I promise to feed him pizza once a day.

00:24:09Okay?

00:24:11You coming?

00:24:15Hey, can I have a copy of that speech?

00:24:16No.

00:24:17Mom.

00:24:18Mom.

00:24:19All right.

00:24:21All right.

00:24:23I'll be right here.

00:24:23Call.

00:24:24I'll call you.

00:24:25Call.

00:24:26Bye.

00:24:27Bye.

00:24:28Bye.

00:24:29You've seen me?

00:24:30You've seen me?

00:24:31You've seen me?

00:24:31I'm a f***er.

00:24:34I'm a f***er.

00:25:07Watch, watch, watch.

00:25:08There's a stampede.

00:25:10Watch the shoes.

00:25:11Watch the shoes.

00:25:12Look at this fellow sheep.

00:25:15Nice turnout.

00:25:17Oh, I should tell you to learn country.

00:25:18You might as well start learning right now.

00:25:21Come on.

00:25:22Hello, Mr. Shoe.

00:25:23How are you?

00:25:24Hey, Mr. Sables.

00:25:25How you doing?

00:25:26Good to see you.

00:25:27Hey, Judith, Mr. Polk.

00:25:28You see my daddy?

00:25:29Not today.

00:25:30I want you guys to meet a friend of mine from New York City.

00:25:32This here's Nick Martinet.

00:25:34Howdy.

00:25:35Well, say howdy, Mac.

00:25:36Want to give old Nick a break?

00:25:38Howdy, hang it, troops.

00:25:39A real mature Nick.

00:25:41Oh, there's Daddy.

00:25:45You're not here to be smart and you can learn.

00:25:47Uh-huh.

00:25:48What are you guys making?

00:25:50A piano.

00:25:53Shut up.

00:25:57Time to blow with it, ain't it?

00:26:00Real foe.

00:26:02Oh, Lord, I miss you.

00:26:04I miss you, too, Phyllis.

00:26:05Mercy, then.

00:26:06She looks sassy.

00:26:06Well, thank you, Daddy.

00:26:07I want you to meet somebody.

00:26:08This here's Nick.

00:26:11Howdy.

00:26:13What's he doing?

00:26:13Well, he's trying to say howdy, Daddy.

00:26:16Oh, well, howdy.

00:26:17How you doing?

00:26:18How you doing?

00:26:18You doing fine?

00:26:18Yeah, that's good.

00:26:19Well, I can't wait to get to the house.

00:26:21Would you get the bags now?

00:26:22Excuse me.

00:26:23Done.

00:26:24Excellent.

00:26:25Gee, I'm a slow-witted, ain't he?

00:26:27Oh, you'll be all right, Daddy.

00:26:35Chickens.

00:26:36What I don't understand is what happens if you lose the bet.

00:26:40I was going to ask you that.

00:26:40What's happening for Freddie?

00:26:41Yeah, and I just started getting my contract back.

00:26:43That's it?

00:26:43That's it.

00:26:44So, anything new around these parts, Daddy?

00:26:47Len Kerner bought him a new hog, and he's got the biggest set of nuggets you've ever seen in my

00:26:50life.

00:26:51Taking that old bedroom down at the start place?

00:26:53Oh, I believe so.

00:26:54Really?

00:26:54I thought maybe later on we can drive over and let's take a look at it.

00:26:57Okay.

00:26:58Would you like to see him too, Nick?

00:26:59Hot balls?

00:27:00Yeah.

00:27:01No, thanks.

00:27:01I'm excited for one day.

00:27:08Okay.

00:27:31What about this mix order?

00:27:32Oh, it takes a little bit of work.

00:27:34No, I mean, are you and him?

00:27:35Oh, Daddy, don't be ridiculous.

00:27:37I don't think it's ridiculous for Daddy to want his little girl to find some nice boy

00:27:41and settle down.

00:27:41Last time you told me that, you introduced me to Barnett Kale.

00:27:45Well, I apologize for that, but speaking of Barnett, he knows you're here and he knows

00:27:49about that nickname, too.

00:27:51Well, it's best to stay away from me and that nickname.

00:27:53Well, that's a nice rehearsal.

00:27:56Why don't we get our new lead singer up here and see what he can do?

00:27:58Come on, Nick.

00:27:58You got it.

00:27:59That's right, somebody.

00:28:00Come on, Nick.

00:28:01Hey, good to see you.

00:28:02It's making me here.

00:28:03And I want to thank everybody here for, like, you know, showing up at my first live concert.

00:28:08And I got this special song that I remember from the neighborhood.

00:28:12It goes something like this.

00:28:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:18Come on.

00:28:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:28:55Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:29:25Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:29:42Oh, oh, oh.

00:29:43Oh, oh, oh.

00:29:58Oh, oh, oh.

00:29:58Oh, oh.

00:30:00Oh.

00:30:00Oh, oh.

00:30:02Oh.

00:30:04Oh, oh.

00:30:05Oh.

00:30:05the hog. E-I-E-I-O. And on this farm he had a good hog. E-I-E-I

00:30:12-O. With a Bow Wow here.

00:30:14With a Bow Wow here. And a Bow Wow there. Bow Wow there. Here a Bow, there a Bow. Everywhere

00:30:18a Bow Wow. Can we go see that hog now? Sure, they're getting loose from Sunday. Country

00:30:23you ain't. But country he will be, Daddy. We need to give him a full course in country.

00:30:28And the first thing a cowboy learns about is his horse. Is this normal procedure? There

00:30:41a little jammed up here. You know what I mean? Now this is a horse. I had a feeling. Go

00:30:57ahead

00:30:57pay him. He won't bite you. Nice boy. There's two things you got to remember about horses.

00:31:01One, you don't ever walk behind one of the kids. Uh-huh.

00:31:07And this is the other. There goes the dance contest.

00:31:11There goes the dance contest.

00:31:14I will dance, I will sing, I will put it on the ground. I will try, you might not

00:31:20do it, for the way you let down. Come on, baby. That ain't nothing fun. You can't tell

00:31:26you don't make me feel like mine. Come on, baby. Come on, baby.

00:31:40Far out. Come on, try again. Uh, I know a guy who's so ugly, he gotta hang a pork chop

00:31:47around his neck to get his dog to play with.

00:32:09I don't want to use my biscuit to sop up some gravy. I got other plans for my biscuit and

00:32:17they involve butter. Well, my mommy's trying to tell you how we all do it. I know how

00:32:20you all do it. You don't? That's clear. You're going to let me devour my food, my way, or

00:32:24what? You're down here to learn the basics. Basics? Oh, you want basics like you guys do

00:32:30it. Okay? You got it. Um, that's good. And then a little piece of a little old guy.

00:32:34That's like, mm, that's wonderful. You know this? Mm-hmm. Boy, that is really mature, Nick.

00:32:38Well, at least I ain't a drag. What? What? What? You've been a drag ever since I got

00:32:41down here? Walk like this? Eat like that? Fuck like that? Give me a break? I'm trying

00:32:45to give you a chance to make something out of life, but all you want to do is have fun.

00:32:47What's wrong with that? Nothing unless your whole future's at stake. You want to act

00:32:50like a damn bum. Bum? Damn bum. You don't want to work. You don't even know the meaning

00:32:55of that word. Color Nicholas gone. Where you going? To the gutter. I want to relax.

00:33:15Okay. Damn bum, calling me a drag. Imagine that. Pass the biscuits, please.

00:33:20No, you don't think I'm a drag, do you? Well. Well, tell the truth. Okay, but first pass

00:33:27the biscuits. Never mind. This is dark. This is what I would call serious dark.

00:33:41Okay. Oh, thank you, God. I'll be nice for a year. Taxi! All right. Hey, how you doing?

00:33:50Get in. Yeah!

00:33:54My car's right over there. I don't need a drag. Thanks, anyway. Why don't you get in?

00:33:58No, no. Matter of fact, I'm just down here doing this survey on little country roads, and

00:34:02I was wondering, what do you think of this road, this street, Howard? I've said get in.

00:34:08Hey, look, pal. I told you before I'm doing the job here, so just get this thing moving

00:34:10before I call a cop. You know, the, uh, you're closing the trapping chain here.

00:34:22Oh, the map will definitely hatch him over. I'm not doing here. I'm probably traveling past

00:34:28these guys.

00:34:51Oh, good. Country music.

00:34:54Yep.

00:35:00Go back to heaven.

00:35:10Well, thank you, uh, Tate and C for the clap. I appreciate it.

00:35:14Well, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to take a little pause for the calls right now,

00:35:16and, uh, we'll be right back.

00:35:18I think an audience is annoying, I think.

00:35:36I like my beer real foamy, you know what I mean?

00:35:41Hey.

00:35:42You from the city?

00:35:45Biggest.

00:35:46Oh, Knoxville.

00:35:47New York.

00:35:48You know, pizza, disco, group service.

00:35:52New York.

00:35:54Hey, y'all, this man's from New York.

00:35:56I'm going to keep it down. I'm kind of in Coyolito. I'm going to run a tent for myself.

00:36:01Give me a favor.

00:36:02So, uh, how's your mole, uh, monkey boys doing these days?

00:36:07Good.

00:36:08Put businesses off, you know, they're right.

00:36:10Make them kill them.

00:36:12Hey, uh, let me ask you something.

00:36:15What's it like to take heroin?

00:36:19Excuse me?

00:36:20What's it like to shoot up a bunch of heroin?

00:36:28Cowboys?

00:36:29Where?

00:36:30Where?

00:36:30Get an exterminator in here.

00:36:34A little strange, isn't it?

00:36:36Weird buckaroo, huh?

00:36:37Don't take offense, friend.

00:36:38I'm just chewing the fat there.

00:36:39Yeah.

00:36:40So, uh, what's your name here, city boy?

00:36:44Nick Martinelli.

00:36:46Well, lift my leg, so is mine.

00:36:49I'm just ripping you here, Barnett.

00:36:51No, my real name is Barnett.

00:36:52Barnett Cash.

00:36:54Well, lift my leg, so is mine.

00:36:57Hey, look here, why don't we eat us a few thousand beers,

00:36:59and you tell me what's buzzing in the big, bad city.

00:37:01What's buzzing in the city?

00:37:02Okay, you've got a couple beers for my friend here.

00:37:04Hey, don't tell me, uh, autopsy is your hobby, right?

00:37:09What's that, a slug trail?

00:37:15I'm sorry.

00:37:16Get out that way.

00:37:30I'm here in the mud, looking in the dark.

00:37:38Nick?

00:37:42Hey, how's he?

00:37:44What are you doing?

00:37:45Oh, just hanging out with Beth and the guys.

00:37:49That's been terrible.

00:37:50Well, you look terrible.

00:37:50Thanks.

00:37:51What, sir, is it right if you've got a hangover and barely vengeance?

00:37:53How'd you get yourself home?

00:37:55I crawled.

00:37:56When I crawled, it was real cool.

00:37:57It would have been a problem.

00:37:59See you, guys.

00:37:59It's been nice.

00:38:00What'd you do that for?

00:38:02Well, me and this other guy, we got drinking.

00:38:04And we got so drunk, we had more fun than a wet dog had to think.

00:38:08What?

00:38:09Yeah, we drank, we drank another beer to fill my old house.

00:38:12Why are you talking about that?

00:38:13Well, I heard this guy talking and stuff all night long.

00:38:15It sounded like fun.

00:38:17But it didn't sound like fun when I tried to do it, right?

00:38:19Because you sound like baby Hitler.

00:38:21So all I gotta do to make it work is to make fun?

00:38:23Yeah, something, you know, it's crazy, but it just might work.

00:38:26And how are you gonna make it fun?

00:38:27Well, I thought I'd get your friend to help us.

00:38:29That's a great, I'll tell you, that guy, he's more fun than like a cricket in your shorts.

00:38:33Now, what does that mean?

00:38:34I don't know, I don't want to get too fast to me.

00:38:36So who is this fun guy?

00:38:38Uh, what was it?

00:38:39Um, Kale.

00:38:40Barnett?

00:38:41Kale!

00:38:42Barnett?

00:38:42Kale?

00:38:43Yeah, you got it.

00:38:44That's on me?

00:38:44I don't believe it!

00:38:46Barnett ain't done nothing but a lot of being a kid on me and a freaking life.

00:38:49Don't tell me she's mad.

00:38:51You can raise hell or cuss out anything you want around here, but unless you're tired of living,

00:38:57I wouldn't be sending that name Barnett Kale around here no more.

00:39:00You know, I shouldn't invite him for lunch, right?

00:39:02No.

00:39:03Ow!

00:39:05Ow!

00:39:07That can't handle domestic problems.

00:39:15It's just one emotion after another

00:39:19They will rest themselves as angels and thieves

00:39:22They can make you believe you're in heaven

00:39:26And they'll run you through hell on your knees

00:39:30It's just one emotion after another

00:40:03That's nice.

00:40:03That's real nice.

00:40:03I'm going to teach you all the country I can and I ain't going to promise it's going to all

00:40:06be fun, but I'll try not to be too much of a drag.

00:40:37Stop!

00:41:08I mean, my life's been sort of bummer.

00:41:09I'm going to teach you all the way out, girl.

00:41:10Gay?

00:41:12Oh, and St. Nick, the wild possum's going to be here soon and I left an outfit laying on your

00:41:16bed.

00:41:16Oh, yeah?

00:41:16You're going to love it!

00:41:17All right, I love new clothes.

00:41:19I'll see you later.

00:41:32But why do you create a monster?

00:41:36And they call him Frankenstein

00:41:40And the tavern down the street is the lab I pour high in

00:41:44Where he makes the transformation all the time

00:41:47And the shine of sexy blood is a pipe of monster blood

00:41:52And it doesn't make me different every time

00:41:55But why do you create a little monster?

00:42:01And they call me Frankenstein

00:42:04And they call me Frankenstein

00:42:08Yeah!

00:42:10I'm Frankenstein

00:42:12I'm Frankenstein

00:42:17Son, I can't tell you how good you look in that suit

00:42:22That suit is you

00:42:23Oh, you're done good, Nick, really

00:42:27I'm proud of you

00:42:28How do you like this?

00:42:29Get up

00:42:29I think I hate your tail

00:42:30Oh, what's the matter?

00:42:32What's the matter?

00:42:32You're wrecking my dignity

00:42:33I'm a cabbie

00:42:33I'm not a rhinestone laundry bag

00:42:34Oh, that's just full of little pet peeves, ain't it?

00:42:37Yeah, why don't you have this head speed while you're at it?

00:42:39Why don't you go practice your walk while I practice my diction, okay?

00:42:42Okay

00:42:43Come on, you've got to watch me, rhinestone

00:42:47You've got to get a little dip in you

00:42:48You give a little cut in you

00:42:49Slut a little pride in your strap

00:42:50So you get all that go

00:42:51It feels really good

00:42:52You think you can do that?

00:42:52No problem

00:42:53Well, show me

00:42:54Okay

00:42:55You've got to get a little grin in your shin

00:42:57A little fling in your knee

00:42:58A little charm in your arm

00:43:00Hey, don't bounce up and down so much

00:43:01What are you talking?

00:43:02Hey, Nick

00:43:02Did you ever have a real wicked case of jock itch?

00:43:04Oh, that's really feminine

00:43:06Well, did you?

00:43:07You'll never know that

00:43:08Because I can't have taken that information

00:43:09You're great for me, okay?

00:43:18Hey, my friend

00:43:23Just keep practicing, Nick

00:43:24More side to side

00:43:25Hello, Jake

00:43:27It's very nice to see you again

00:43:28You certainly look as lovely as ever

00:43:29You're doing good, Nick

00:43:30Keep it up

00:43:32Boy, you're about as dressed up as a sore finger

00:43:33Rehearsing for Halloween, ain't it?

00:43:35More side to side, Nick

00:43:37Hey, how about you, don't distract us while we're working

00:43:39Working?

00:43:40That's the strangest occupation I ever saw

00:43:43You're doing good, Nick

00:43:43Don't lean forward so much

00:43:45Excuse me, sweetheart

00:43:45But why is he doing that?

00:43:47I'm teaching him to walk like a cowboy

00:43:49Is that all right with you?

00:43:50Hey, Nick

00:43:51You ever had a jock itch?

00:43:53What, that national pastime down here?

00:43:54Remember how I made you walk?

00:43:56Here, give it a try

00:43:57Do this

00:44:03There you go

00:44:04I feel like son of Frankenstein

00:44:05Playing around here

00:44:06That's a hell of a lot better, ain't

00:44:07It's great now

00:44:09Hey, you know what, Nick?

00:44:11A couple hours on horseback

00:44:12I'm gonna have you walking like Bill Rogers

00:44:13A couple hours on horseback

00:44:14He'll be walking like Dave Evans

00:44:28A little Tennessee parallel parking for you

00:44:31Dang, what are you doing, Barnett?

00:44:32Hey, Roy, Carl

00:44:33Park the rig

00:44:33Don't mess it up, boy

00:44:34Hey, Barnett

00:44:35I've got enough to drink right there

00:44:37No, sir, Reebok

00:44:37Hey, let me tell you

00:44:38If I ever told you about the time

00:44:39Me and Jake

00:44:40We went skinny dipping down here

00:44:41Now, y'all just told me that

00:44:42Well, hey, let me tell you about this

00:44:44One time we went on down

00:44:45I did the Tasty Freeze

00:44:46He took all these

00:44:46Hey, we already did the Tasty Freeze adventure part

00:44:48Oh, yeah

00:44:50Well, anyways

00:44:50Hey, you know

00:44:51Me and Jake

00:44:52We go back a long ways together

00:44:54You know

00:44:56How long you known him?

00:45:00What time?

00:45:03I love this guy

00:45:04Yeah, everybody

00:45:05Hey, I swear to God

00:45:06I love this old boy here

00:45:08God damn

00:45:08Boy, I wanna knock you on me

00:45:10You're a storm

00:45:11You're a storm

00:45:11About to attack me

00:45:12Hey, we got you

00:45:13Fine, I'm leaving you

00:45:14Come on

00:45:15You're fine, are you?

00:45:15I'm fine

00:45:15Nice ride, guys

00:45:17Boys, I want to sneak

00:45:17Nick Martinonelli

00:45:18I don't know

00:45:19Martinelli

00:45:19Oh, excuse me

00:45:20Nick Martinonelli

00:45:21Hey, how's that up here, boy?

00:45:23Nah, pass your place

00:45:23Oh, hell, pass

00:45:24It's a bartender

00:45:25No, no, no

00:45:25I'm definitely passing

00:45:26Ain't we good enough to drink with?

00:45:27Well, look, Walt

00:45:28Walt

00:45:29Walt!

00:45:29Well, Walt, I'm not very thirsty

00:45:30But listen, thanks for caring about me

00:45:32What's your problem, son?

00:45:34Why, you a doctor?

00:45:40Thanks, can I help you?

00:45:41Oh, yeah

00:45:42Oh, yeah

00:45:43I thought you'd never get here

00:45:45Hmm, hmm

00:45:47I'll see you good old boys later

00:45:49Hey, he's crazy, Bob

00:45:55I hate that guy

00:46:01Well?

00:46:02Well, back in New York

00:46:03You told me to keep my hands

00:46:04And myself

00:46:04Well, wait

00:46:05You're gonna see me

00:46:08That was very, very helpful

00:46:14Damn it, God

00:46:15Come on

00:46:17This isn't big

00:46:19Accent

00:46:19I said it

00:46:20It's your routine, Ben

00:46:21It's all

00:46:22That's good

00:46:23And you keep the accent going

00:46:26And I want to tell you something

00:46:27I don't want to hurt you

00:46:28But when we started out

00:46:30Well, I was sure

00:46:31That you was a certified disaster

00:46:33And I'd done better

00:46:34With a train groundhog

00:46:36Yeah, I would've turned on

00:46:38She's still crazy, got me

00:46:42But, you know, you turned out

00:46:44Excuse me, good buddy

00:46:45Mind if I cut in?

00:46:46Back to that dude, good buddy

00:46:48Say what?

00:46:49Yeah, I feel right comfortable here, buddy

00:46:50But half a trail

00:46:53Thank you

00:47:01Boy, it's too good

00:47:01Hard to contain herself

00:47:04Tell her I want to dance

00:47:05Mm-hmm

00:47:05Barnett ain't looking none too happy

00:47:08Well, love is a hurtin' thing

00:47:10Well, I hope I did some quick

00:47:12To do good old boy

00:47:13Well, you did

00:47:14But I forgive you, Jake

00:47:16Jake

00:47:17Jake

00:47:18I think we're running ground here, Jake

00:47:22Hi, boss

00:47:23Barnett wants to dance

00:47:24Good

00:47:25Then dance with him

00:47:26Come on, Jake

00:47:27So love is a hurtin' thing

00:47:29I'm a man who's a fool

00:47:32I'm a man who's a fool

00:47:33I think I know I'm a fool

00:47:34What are you asking for

00:47:35Barnett?

00:47:36She's stupid, boy

00:47:37I wouldn't let some wise-ass city boy

00:47:38Make me look stupid

00:47:40You callin' me stupid

00:47:42I ain't here

00:47:44It's a nice dress

00:47:45You like it?

00:47:46Yeah, it's nice

00:47:47It's a little revealing

00:47:48But nice

00:47:50You know, Jake

00:47:51I gotta say what's on my mind

00:47:52Because, you know

00:47:53That's my personality

00:47:54I'm thinking that I'm

00:47:55Starting to get a little involved here

00:47:57Really?

00:47:58Mm-hmm

00:47:58I have a feeling you're staying

00:47:59I'm alive

00:48:00Oh, yeah

00:48:00Well, actually, I do

00:48:01But this time, I mean it

00:48:05You don't already know me

00:48:07I know it again

00:48:08I think the buddy system is over

00:48:15Wouldn't you just know it?

00:48:17I don't care what happens

00:48:18Don't start a ruckus

00:48:19Yeah, it's really nice

00:48:20What is?

00:48:20You're being worried about me, right?

00:48:21You know I'm worried about you

00:48:23You lose a couple of teeth

00:48:23You ain't gonna be able

00:48:24To carry no kind of teeth

00:48:25And death

00:48:25Death might hurt the song, too

00:48:31I didn't think you went

00:48:32For the slick, greasy type, Jake

00:48:35Thought he was a real fun guy, huh?

00:48:38Barnett, why don't you

00:48:38Just mind your manners

00:48:39Or this man is gonna

00:48:40Whoop your butt

00:48:41So you ain't nothing

00:48:42But a shirt full of sore bones

00:48:44What are you, my manager?

00:48:45Always have a woman

00:48:46The talking, slicko

00:48:47Yeah, you cool a puke?

00:48:49No!

00:48:50Yeah, yeah

00:48:51Why don't you just

00:48:51Leave it to me, Barnett?

00:48:52What are you proving?

00:48:53Now, nobody's gonna come down

00:48:54And prove I'm a fool

00:48:59You do a real good job

00:49:00Of that all by yourself

00:49:02Let's go, Nick

00:49:04Retreat?

00:49:05Nick, retreat?

00:49:07Or you, the fun guy?

00:49:08Hey, slick

00:49:14Are you okay?

00:49:15How about your teeth?

00:49:15Are they all still in?

00:49:17You're not a fun bitch

00:49:18You know that?

00:49:18Zero fun

00:49:19Look, I don't know about you

00:49:20But I've had just about as much fun

00:49:21As I understand

00:49:22Can we go now?

00:49:22Go!

00:49:23I gotta waffle this guy

00:49:24Look, you start fighting

00:49:25Now I know our bets are off

00:49:26You understand?

00:49:27You understand?

00:49:29Yes, Mom

00:49:30Well, good

00:49:30Let's go

00:49:37Nick

00:49:47I don't know why you got your tails open here

00:49:49It wasn't no big deal

00:49:50To you

00:49:50Well, it's over

00:49:51It don't matter

00:49:52To you

00:49:52Well, what's the gonna problem

00:49:53If you go back in there and buy what?

00:49:54Because I got no choice

00:49:55That's why

00:49:56That's crazy

00:49:56Everybody's got a choice

00:49:57Not if you're a tiger

00:49:58You heard of vendettas?

00:49:59Yeah, so

00:50:00So we invented that

00:50:01Well, fine

00:50:01Go back in there

00:50:02I told you they beat your ass

00:50:04What?

00:50:05Hey, don't say that

00:50:05Because you ain't never seen the kid in action

00:50:08Well, if you're trying to impress me

00:50:09Forget it

00:50:09I'm not impressed with suicide

00:50:12Give me a break

00:50:24You know

00:50:26You're right, you're right

00:50:28I don't want to get involved in anybody's past history

00:50:30Especially yours

00:50:30But still

00:50:31I can't see how you almost got engaged to buzzer in this back then

00:50:34I almost

00:50:34What?

00:50:35I was

00:50:35No, you weren't

00:50:36I was

00:50:36You weren't

00:50:36I was

00:50:37Oh, come on

00:50:38This is bad

00:50:38I'm telling you

00:50:39I just blew my whole image of you

00:50:40You know

00:50:41I put you above all this

00:50:42And you blew it

00:50:43I gotta rethink this whole image thing now

00:50:46That's what I gotta do

00:50:47Please

00:50:47Alright, look

00:50:48I thought about it

00:50:48I'm human

00:50:49You're human

00:50:50He's sort of human

00:50:51Nick forgave me

00:50:53Nick forgives everybody

00:50:54Hey, that's great, Nick

00:50:56I know

00:50:56You are a great guy

00:50:58I know

00:50:58And you are so full of it

00:51:00I know that, sir

00:51:02I know

00:51:03I know

00:51:04I know

00:51:05I know

00:51:07I know

00:51:09I know

00:51:10I know

00:51:11I know

00:51:14I know

00:51:15I know

00:51:16I know

00:51:18I know

00:51:20They are all

00:51:23That's a real

00:51:26Fall with me

00:51:27Alright

00:51:28That's pretty good, that

00:51:29Just breathe

00:51:33Long like the moon

00:51:34You know, you're a lot better than the fuck

00:51:35I don't work out

00:51:36Oh, Dad, you're as out of tune as my guitar

00:51:38We're just sleeping

00:51:40We love in France

00:51:41Well, exactly what you said

00:51:43I don't want to fall in love

00:51:45I just want to fall in bed

00:51:47Oh, yeah

00:51:48Hi, hi

00:51:50What does that sound like you're feeling, Sprite?

00:51:51Oh, I'm definitely in the spirit tonight

00:51:53How's your job?

00:51:54Oh, fine, fine

00:51:55Good

00:51:57Listen, do you want to, like, maybe rehearse the last song a little bit?

00:52:01Right now?

00:52:01Oh, yeah

00:52:02Well, sure

00:52:02In your...

00:52:03Yeah, ma'am

00:52:05Sure, we'll be honest music

00:52:07It's quiet

00:52:08Practice

00:52:08Yeah, practice

00:52:10It makes perfect

00:52:11Are you all going to make that racket all night?

00:52:14Good night, children

00:52:15Oh, Daddy

00:52:17Great timing, Dad

00:52:20Listen, I'll

00:52:21Let me just take a recheck on that, okay?

00:52:23Yeah, well, you know what you do need?

00:52:25The practice

00:52:25Lots of practice

00:52:26Definitely

00:52:28Not, Nick

00:52:29Not sure

00:52:33It's going to be a long night, Nick

00:52:42Long night

00:52:43Good night, Jake

00:52:48Good night, Nick

00:52:50Good night, Nick

00:52:51Good night, Norm

00:52:53Good night, Nick

00:52:54Good night, Jake

00:52:58God, I hate old billies

00:52:59Time between two lovers

00:53:02Just keep waiting

00:53:04Good night, good night

00:53:05And I don't want to be happy

00:53:07If you're not a good one

00:53:12Wondering if God loves us

00:53:14When we're cheating

00:53:17Oh, but why do we have to feel things

00:53:20If it's so wrong

00:53:23And I guess I should be singing

00:53:26Rock of Ages

00:53:30Amazing grace

00:53:31And some of those good songs

00:53:35But my cheating heart

00:53:37Will tell on me tomorrow

00:53:41If you think that God won't get you

00:53:45Is that old country feeling

00:53:47Arising in you yet, son?

00:53:48My cheating heart

00:53:49Will tell on me tomorrow

00:53:53If you think that God won't get you

00:53:58Well, you're wrong

00:54:01Thank you very much

00:54:10I appreciate it

00:54:11I want to thank God for being such a great audience

00:54:13I have a special surprise for you tonight

00:54:15I want to introduce somebody to you

00:54:16We'll call him a special guest star

00:54:18Because he's a real popular country singer

00:54:19In many parts of the country

00:54:21I don't see him swing

00:54:23And he's making his big city debut

00:54:25Tomorrow night in New York City

00:54:26Will you help me make him welcome

00:54:27Howlin' Nick Martin

00:54:30Whoa

00:54:32Shopkins ain't my blood

00:54:33No more

00:54:34Forget it

00:54:34Y'all excuse me a minute

00:54:36We'll be right with you, okay?

00:54:38Forget it, we're finished

00:54:39I want to go

00:54:40No

00:54:40Don't be nervous

00:54:41I'm not nervous

00:54:42My left is good

00:54:43Look, maybe they forget about it

00:54:46It's a natural thing, Nick

00:54:47I mean, the first time I was ever on stage

00:54:48I thought I was gonna die

00:54:49When my head hurt

00:54:50I was upset at my stomach

00:54:51I felt like I had a rusty knife

00:54:52Caught in my throat

00:54:53What'd you do?

00:54:54I threw up

00:54:56Just talk to some of your world

00:54:57The budget thing

00:54:58Come on, you'll do great

00:54:59Now remember you all

00:55:07Looks like a gun jockey

00:55:08Well, I guess I best commence the plan

00:55:15You best get your tail off stage, son

00:55:22I say it's great to have the president of my fan club here tonight

00:55:26They're playing y'all for fools

00:55:27They ain't gotta drop the country in, y'all

00:55:34You can always tell if Barnett's been over my house

00:55:36The toilet ain't never flushed

00:55:38And the cat's pregnant

00:55:41That's old Barnett, all right

00:55:47Barnett, you know

00:55:49It looks like you got a slack bladder problem

00:55:51I can tell that from your rusty zipper and yellow boots

00:55:55You might know Barnett pretty good

00:55:58Well, that's about as funny as a rubber crutch in a hospital ward

00:56:04Barnett, how'd you get that greasy look?

00:56:05Combing your hair with a pork chop?

00:56:13I might as well start my hair wet

00:56:15One, possibly

00:56:20Last night I went out honky-tonky

00:56:22Give the table a little bit

00:56:24Crystal being my very best

00:56:28Looking for an even pleasure

00:56:32Nothing more and nothing less

00:56:36I was looking rather dashed

00:56:39I tried and feeling fine

00:56:43Not a thought of something less

00:56:46Just build up some empty time

00:56:51And that was a chicken I thought

00:56:53I thought you were all the best

00:56:59I said you don't compete in the need of

00:57:03And all the bodies such as they

00:57:06Ain't so bad though

00:57:07Just a physical attraction

00:57:11We don't have a rage this time

00:57:15Not a thought or something lasting

00:57:19One night was all we had in mind

00:57:23I don't want to fall in love

00:57:27I just want to fall in love

00:57:31Like that's exactly what we meant for

00:57:35But it ain't exactly what we said

00:57:39We don't have a rage this time

00:57:42We don't have a rage this time

00:57:47That's how we went to be a stranger

00:57:51This morning we don't have a rage this time

00:57:54All right, hit it!

00:57:58We don't have a rage this time

00:58:03We don't have a rage this time

00:58:03But I don't want to fall in love

00:58:06I just want to fall in love

00:58:10Now that's exactly what we meant for

00:58:14I just want to fall in love

00:58:18But that's a lie we won't remember

00:58:22I hope we never get good

00:58:26That's how we went to be a stranger

00:58:29But now, this morning we woke up in love

00:58:34That's how we went to be a stranger

00:58:38Thanks for me, we woke up in love

00:58:42We woke up in love

00:59:00The possum!

00:59:03Hey, Nigga, I'm over there, that's you

00:59:05You did it, you did it, you did it

00:59:07Not quite

00:59:07What do you think?

00:59:08You were there in New York

00:59:12Nigga

00:59:12Hold it right there, Nick

00:59:16Wait, wait, what do you think you're doing?

00:59:17It's vendetta time

00:59:18He's a thousand sent away

00:59:19And besides, I want to do it

00:59:21Oh!

00:59:24Take that, Swimstone Cowboy

00:59:26What are you, Jane Wayne?

00:59:28We had a gun

00:59:29I was supposed to do that

00:59:30Well, it's too late

00:59:31What do you mean too late?

00:59:32It was my duty

00:59:32Maybe next time

00:59:33What if you blooded my nose?

00:59:35Oh, you get out of here

00:59:38They're giving me a sissy complex

00:59:39I don't know where to single it

00:59:40Look at my complex

00:59:41Well, it looks fair enough to me

00:59:42It would be funny

00:59:43You're wrecking my masculinity

00:59:44You know that?

00:59:45All right, the bull's mad now

00:59:48How am I supposed to handle this?

00:59:50Well, I think you just need it

00:59:53My hero!

00:59:55And he's just getting warmed up too

00:59:56You still my manager?

00:59:58Y'all want to hear all Nick's saying another?

00:59:59Yeah, yeah

01:00:00I'm dedicated to you

01:00:02And especially you

01:00:06What are we going to do?

01:00:09Piss off

01:00:10I never liked a sandwich anyway

01:00:14You're my kind of woman

01:00:16Who just nads me flow

01:00:17You're my kind of man

01:00:19You're always raring to go

01:00:21Just taking it easy

01:00:22And taking it slow

01:00:24But taking it just as far

01:00:26As it wants to go

01:00:27Well, you're all I can handle

01:00:28And that's saying a lot

01:00:30Well, you've got the handle

01:00:31That sure hits the spot

01:00:33And you've got this wild taste

01:00:35Take what I got

01:00:36Emergency

01:00:37Can you see that it brings

01:00:38Can you see that it brings

01:01:07I just want to fall in bed

01:01:09Hey, Tennessee

01:01:10You've been a fine audience

01:01:11Matter of fact

01:01:12You've all been as tight as a

01:01:14Gnat's nose stretched over a rainbow

01:01:15And this is how Nick Martin

01:01:17Saying,

01:01:17Oh, oh, I'm going to see you next tour

01:01:19And God bless you all

01:01:21That's real down home

01:01:23I think you got it, boy

01:01:24Well, I'll tell you

01:01:25I can really feel something on that stage

01:01:26You know what I mean?

01:01:26It was like electricity

01:01:27Going back and forth

01:01:28And back and forth

01:01:29Between me and them people

01:01:30Probably the chili

01:01:33No, it wasn't the chili

01:01:34It was electricity

01:01:34Well, I was just fun of you, son

01:01:36Come on, I'm going to show you something

01:01:39I was real proud of you tonight

01:01:41I want you to have this

01:01:44Well, I knew you'd be deeply moved

01:01:46No, I don't know what you're feeling

01:01:47You won't

01:01:48I want you to keep it

01:01:49Thanks

01:01:50But the suit likes you better

01:01:51No more

01:01:52You've earned it, son

01:01:53No, to be fair

01:01:54Keep it, okay?

01:01:55I want you to have it

01:01:56Do we be truthful here?

01:01:57Sure can

01:01:58You're a good man

01:01:59You're a good Christian

01:02:01And you're a good farmer

01:02:02So, so dress

01:02:03Okay?

01:02:04So, trust me

01:02:05I can tell you

01:02:05That this is the ugliest farming

01:02:07I've ever seen

01:02:07I'm sure there is

01:02:09And you know

01:02:09I've been trying to

01:02:10Jump this eyesore for years

01:02:12I believe I'll have her

01:02:13Clean and burned

01:02:14Good idea

01:02:15Good night, son

01:02:15Good night, y'all

01:02:18Good night, sir

01:02:25Good night, son

01:02:26Good night, son

01:02:28I would let my two

01:02:31Pussy be the pillow

01:02:33For you

01:02:33I'd caress

01:02:35So perfect body

01:02:36Perfect timing

01:02:38Perfect body

01:02:39On a rosy bed

01:02:41They love songs

01:02:43I want to go and harp and sing

01:02:44And butterflies

01:02:48What a coincidence, honey, you hear

01:02:50I was just talking to your father

01:02:52That's nice

01:02:52Yeah, that's nice

01:02:54He was trying to give me the cowboy suit

01:02:57Come on, Daddy's always trying to palm that old thing off on somebody

01:03:01Really?

01:03:02But I'm going to do a beautiful suit for the show in New York, don't I tell you?

01:03:06You do?

01:03:10I was wondering if you maybe wanted me to share those chords

01:03:13For the song you want to do

01:03:16Oh, yeah, yeah

01:03:20Why don't you come over here? I think the acoustics is bad

01:03:23Sounds like a good idea

01:03:24I think the lighting's better, too

01:03:28Well, I don't know how much you remember of what I showed you

01:03:30But you're going to be playing like an open tune

01:03:31And so you kind of just have

01:03:33What's the tune of?

01:03:34Wait, wait, wait

01:03:35I got this

01:03:36I don't know about you

01:03:42But

01:03:44Definitely can't put out temptation

01:03:46It's about time

01:03:48Excuse me?

01:03:49I said it's about time

01:03:51You mean to tell me you were ready before?

01:03:53Well, I was

01:03:53But he was always causing a ruckus

01:03:55Captain Action

01:03:56And I spent all those nights taking cold showers

01:03:59And the other half watching wine moths bouncing on the light bulbs

01:04:01Moths?

01:04:03Some of them had great technique

01:04:05Well, you did not

01:04:09No, I did

01:04:13Well, you, uh, short kiss like your boy

01:04:25But there's one more thing I'd like to find out

01:04:30You got it

01:04:33Be your time

01:04:44Be your time

01:04:47I don't know

01:04:48I don't know

01:04:51I don't know

01:04:58I don't know

01:05:27A man who left here a zero, a capital nothing, a guy going nowhere.

01:05:31A man who left here a zero, a guy going nowhere.

01:06:03I don't really know exactly what to say except that when Nick came down home to Tennessee with me, he

01:06:08said he felt like he was on another planet.

01:06:10Well, I just want you all to know I think we're even now.

01:06:12A man who left here a zero, a man who left here a zero, a man who left here a

01:06:20zero, a guy going nowhere.

01:06:20I don't know exactly what to say except that I hope we do real fine tomorrow and then I'm going

01:06:23to have back what I need and Nick's going to have his own taxi.

01:06:26Hey!

01:06:27Hey!

01:06:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:06:31Wait.

01:06:33You don't think I can ever go back to driving a taxi again, do you?

01:06:36I mean, Jake, I'm a singer now.

01:06:38Oh.

01:06:39That's right.

01:06:40He's not saying that.

01:06:41Take the cab.

01:06:41What makes you think you're a singer after two weeks?

01:06:45I mean, I do.

01:06:46After feeling what I felt up there on that stage, I should never go back to hacking a taxi.

01:06:50But it ain't that easy.

01:06:51And what makes you think you can earn a live in singing?

01:06:52It's tough out there.

01:06:55The audience.

01:06:56I mean, I thought it was a pretty big hit with those farmers.

01:06:59Well, now them farmers happen to be my family and friends and they're applauding for me and the band just

01:07:02the same as it was for you.

01:07:04Take the cab.

01:07:06I don't want the cab.

01:07:09So, all this work was for one night?

01:07:10No, once or one.

01:07:12And after that, it's over?

01:07:15Over?

01:07:17Boy, I hope not, Nick.

01:07:19But then I guess that's up to you.

01:07:21Nick, you've been at the party now.

01:07:27Okay.

01:07:30I guess it just had to come out, didn't it?

01:07:32It just had to bubble onto the surface.

01:07:35Professional Jealousy!

01:07:37Jealousy?

01:07:38The old professional jealousy.

01:07:40It ain't jealousy.

01:07:42Oh, Nick, honey, you know how I feel about you, but you ain't a real singer yet.

01:07:46You're sort of like a robot right now.

01:07:49We put you together like a mud pie.

01:07:52Mud pie?

01:07:53Forget it, Nick.

01:07:54You can't work with her.

01:07:55He can't start his career off like this.

01:07:57Career?

01:07:58What career?

01:07:59I make music.

01:08:00He's still making pollution.

01:08:01But I don't need this public embarrassment here.

01:08:04Well, I don't need it either.

01:08:06Ever since I got hooked up with you, I ain't had nothing but brown-eyed agony.

01:08:09Hell, I might as well forget the bet and just sleep with Freddy.

01:08:14Whoops.

01:08:15Sleep with Freddy?

01:08:17Who's Freddy?

01:08:18You don't know him.

01:08:19Sleep with Freddy?

01:08:21You're thinking about shacking up with the guru of doo-doo?

01:08:23It was part of the deal if I lost.

01:08:25Anyway, it ain't none of your affair.

01:08:26What do you mean it's none of my affair?

01:08:27That guy's a wart.

01:08:28Well, I did what I had to do.

01:08:29I'd like to see what you would have done.

01:08:31I wouldn't sleep with Freddy.

01:08:33Well, I didn't do nothing yet.

01:08:34Yet?

01:08:35Yet?

01:08:36You mean if you lost, you'd go through with this?

01:08:37Well, I don't know about you, but where I'm from, people honor their word no matter what.

01:08:42Okay.

01:08:43Forget you.

01:08:43Forget this.

01:08:44Forget everything.

01:08:45No class, Dad.

01:08:46Listen up, bright eyes.

01:08:47I ain't kicked you.

01:08:48I got stuck with you.

01:08:49But I tried to make the best of a bad situation.

01:08:51Now you think you're this fast rising star.

01:08:53Maybe you are.

01:08:53But when you get right down to it, a star ain't nothing but a big ball of gas.

01:08:58Curse?

01:08:59Hey, Dad, hey.

01:09:00Don't ever trust a man.

01:09:02The back's off.

01:09:02Oh, yeah?

01:09:03Well, maybe for you.

01:09:04But not for me, because I'll be there.

01:09:06I'll be there.

01:09:08You should have called if I could handle it.

01:09:10That time he did.

01:09:13Salud.

01:09:14Salud, man.

01:09:16I thought I saw the promise of forever in your eyes.

01:09:21I thought that I was sure of what I saw.

01:09:27You led me to believe that I'm special in your life.

01:09:32So I left my heart wide open before I fall.

01:09:37What a heartache.

01:09:39What a heartache.

01:09:42What a heartache.

01:09:44What a heartache.

01:09:45You turned out to me.

01:09:48It just goes to show that you never can tell.

01:09:51I really thought that I knew.

01:09:53And I still can't believe I could be deceived so easily.

01:09:58For all these wishes I'm wishing to myself.

01:10:01Like rusty coins I'm wishing.

01:10:03Wishes come true.

01:10:04They come false.

01:10:05Where is it to make me?

01:10:08What a heartache.

01:10:10You turned out to me.

01:10:13Oh, what a heartache.

01:10:15You turned out to me.

01:10:27Oh, I treated him awful, Jesse.

01:10:30I mean, I embarrassed him in front of all of his friends.

01:10:32I got him fired from his job.

01:10:34I called him a mud pie.

01:10:36It's not your fault.

01:10:37You got a career at stake here.

01:10:38It is my fault.

01:10:40I turned his folks against him.

01:10:42Made him give up his down-to-earth goals.

01:10:43And worst of all, I exposed him to Freddy Hugo.

01:10:47Believe me, he won't get past this crowd.

01:10:49Freddy's been lining up the worst hecklers in New York.

01:10:51Forget it.

01:10:52But what if he does?

01:10:53And he might, you know.

01:10:55Well, then you'll win.

01:10:56What's so bad about that?

01:10:58Oh, it's so bad as he'll go off all cocksure of himself.

01:11:01Think he's gonna be some big singer.

01:11:02And then if he can't make it, he'll probably wind up with nothing.

01:11:05Probably become a wino.

01:11:08Wind up in a gutter somewhere with all the other bums in you.

01:11:12You're a real optimist, Jake.

01:11:15Well, I ain't going through with it.

01:11:17I'm going to ask Freddy to call the whole thing off.

01:11:38I hope you're never happy with anybody but me.

01:11:48Yeah!

01:11:49I wish you nothing but trouble.

01:12:00Well, I wonder who is outside.

01:12:04Oh, welcome home, all of you.

01:12:06Freddy, I have to talk to you.

01:12:08Yeah, baby, let's talk.

01:12:09We shall consider it foreplay.

01:12:11I'm trying to be serious.

01:12:12I am serious.

01:12:13This is no serious night of our lives.

01:12:14Entre vous, mes enfants.

01:12:18Freddy, tonight's going to be your lucky night.

01:12:22Ah.

01:12:23Hey!

01:12:25Hey!

01:12:27Hey!

01:12:29Hey!

01:12:30Hey!

01:12:32Hey!

01:12:34Hey!

01:12:40Hey!

01:12:42Hey!

01:12:42He was supposed to bring me back!

01:12:44Well, let's have a knife!

01:12:46Come through!

01:12:47Get out!

01:12:50Hey!

01:12:50Taxi!

01:12:51Taxi, right here!

01:12:51Hey!

01:12:52Get away!

01:12:52Taxi!

01:12:53Hey!

01:12:54Come on, help me hear me, will ya?

01:12:56Come on!

01:12:57Roll-r-r-r-GRиком!

01:12:59Heh!

01:13:00No way!

01:13:00OK!

01:13:02Taxi!

01:13:03the best for the best 80 bucks a bottle baby 60 if you're buying by the case and speaking of

01:13:12cases

01:13:24no way hold on a minute you haven't made a deal with the manhattan love machine so nothing's off

01:13:29should make you a few choice garments so how about a nice cozy little five

01:13:38some mood lighting and some mellow sounds zap this one needs no explanation dig

01:13:50i love it good night ready what was that

01:13:55that's your passport to freddy's world

01:14:07hey

01:14:08hold it hold it

01:14:38come on

01:14:40Hey, take a second.

01:14:41Come on, you've been hanged.

01:14:42Make me look better.

01:14:42No, horse.

01:14:43No, no, no.

01:14:44Come on, no, no.

01:14:47Come on.

01:14:47You can do this.

01:14:47Come on.

01:14:47Please, please, please.

01:14:48No, no.

01:14:49Okay.

01:14:49Now, now.

01:14:50Okay.

01:14:50Get it.

01:14:51Move it.

01:14:51Floor.

01:14:52Move it.

01:14:52Okay.

01:14:53Take off.

01:14:54Take off.

01:14:55Get off, man.

01:14:56What the hell are you doing?

01:14:57Whoa.

01:14:59Whoa.

01:14:59Hey, come back here.

01:15:01Oh, shit.

01:15:03Hey, come through.

01:15:05Hey, come through.

01:15:05Hey, come right away.

01:15:05Hey.

01:15:06That's it.

01:15:07That's it.

01:15:07Whoa.

01:15:10That's it.

01:15:11That's it.

01:15:12Hold it.

01:15:13Hold it.

01:15:14Hold it.

01:15:15Hold it.

01:15:19Stop.

01:15:21Cease.

01:15:21This is.

01:15:25Hey, hey, hey.

01:15:27Hey, hey.

01:15:27Hey, mister, what are you crazy?

01:15:28Where are you going?

01:15:29Freddy Hugo's.

01:15:31Oh.

01:15:32Hey, what's the matter with you?

01:15:33Are you nuts?

01:15:33That guy just hanging around a horse.

01:15:35He's going to Freddy Hugo's.

01:15:37Oh.

01:15:38Woman, get over here.

01:15:39Ah.

01:15:41No more, mister.

01:15:42Jake.

01:15:43Open it.

01:15:44Hey, Jake, open that door.

01:15:45Hey, Jake.

01:15:46You get out of there.

01:15:47Jake.

01:15:47All right.

01:15:48Hey.

01:15:51What are you crazy?

01:15:52Baby, open the door.

01:15:53Jack.

01:15:54I'm coming, baby.

01:15:54Don't worry about it.

01:15:55I'm coming to you.

01:15:56All right, pal.

01:15:57You keep coming out of the door.

01:15:58It's three injuries.

01:16:00Why?

01:16:00Let's do it.

01:16:01Ah.

01:16:02Jake.

01:16:03Ah.

01:16:05Oh.

01:16:06Oh.

01:16:07Oh.

01:16:08Oh, you did it again.

01:16:11What are you doing here?

01:16:12Well, I'm here to rescue you.

01:16:14Thank you, but you're just a little late.

01:16:15Oh, Jake.

01:16:16If we're going to get along, you just got to give up.

01:16:19Active combat, really.

01:16:20Okay.

01:16:21But you've got to admit you're a strange looking hero.

01:16:23Look, what are you doing here?

01:16:25Nothing.

01:16:25I happen to have friends in high places.

01:16:27Good.

01:16:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:16:30Why'd you both get the bet?

01:16:31Because we ain't got a chance.

01:16:32I don't believe that.

01:16:33Oh, Nick.

01:16:33I can't go on like this.

01:16:34I can't be cool this way.

01:16:35Oh, come on, Jake.

01:16:36I'm not pulling on you.

01:16:37I don't either, but look.

01:16:39I never finished anything in my life before.

01:16:41I swear to God.

01:16:42This is the first time I'm going through with this bet tonight no matter what.

01:16:44For you to give up your pride.

01:16:46To give up your dignity.

01:16:47To sleep with that much.

01:16:49Okay, that does it.

01:16:50You're a big hero and I'm really impressed, pal.

01:16:52But I happen to have a bet going on here.

01:16:54One in which I do not intend to lose.

01:16:56Alright?

01:16:57So just hold your bones out into the hall, pal.

01:16:59Okay?

01:17:00It won't take very long.

01:17:00I'm really not very good.

01:17:01Oh, come on now!

01:17:02You come on!

01:17:03Come on!

01:17:04Hey!

01:17:05We've got to get to the rhinestone.

01:17:06No, no, no.

01:17:06No rhinestone.

01:17:07You've been only five years on the bet.

01:17:09Just like we planned.

01:17:10Okay?

01:17:11Five years.

01:17:11That takes care of the bet.

01:17:12Alright?

01:17:13You're not going to watch me this time.

01:17:14You.

01:17:14Come here.

01:17:14Wait, wait.

01:17:19I'm supposed to say that.

01:17:20What's the difference?

01:17:21The difference is.

01:17:22It's my horse.

01:17:23Okay?

01:17:24Let's go.

01:17:25Clown.

01:17:26The crowd will kill you.

01:17:28Thirty-five.

01:17:31Now don't be overcoming.

01:17:32This crowd's out for blood.

01:17:33Don't worry, Jack.

01:17:34We're going to kill him.

01:17:35Me?

01:17:36Yeah, you and me.

01:17:37We're a great duet, Jack.

01:17:38Nick?

01:17:39It ain't going to be a duet tonight.

01:17:40What?

01:17:41That's the bet.

01:17:42You've got to win him over yourself first.

01:17:44Are you kidding me?

01:17:45No!

01:17:47Hello, Jack!

01:17:47Hey, Jack!

01:17:48Hello, everybody.

01:17:49Good evening tonight.

01:17:51Good evening.

01:17:52It's really good to be back.

01:17:53I'm going to introduce a new singing star to you tonight.

01:17:55I want you to help me give them a real warm rhinestone welcome.

01:17:58How about a big hand for Halle and Nick Martinelli?

01:18:00Leave me now, Spadeckin'.

01:18:08Out for Spaghetti!�

01:18:13cliche, that darn funny, pal. I'm

01:18:15not a pal. I can't

01:18:16hear! You're super

01:18:17loud. It would be

01:18:19loud, ain't it? Be quiet!

01:18:20I couldn't

01:18:20mind your manners.

01:18:23uh well uh anyway what what i hear is that it's harder to get the song passed you all

01:18:28than sneaking a donkey past dawn

01:18:33say what i'm sorry make that uh going past the rooster

01:18:41what is that a hairdo or a munching pad it's a home for wayward spiders look at him he's dying

01:18:50what i'd like to do is sing a little song that my friend jake will be there

01:18:54yeah yeah it's real good okay stay out of my bedroom

01:19:17there's another five-year contract

01:19:19it ain't always ready

01:19:21if you don't want to play my fantasy

01:19:26thank you

01:19:31maybe

01:19:32maybe

01:19:47okay guys let's pick up the beat okay let's do it

01:19:50what are you doing are you crazy

01:19:53i'm supposed to die i'm gonna die

01:19:57how y'all doing better than you are

01:20:00well let's act up a little bit let's act up a little bit okay

01:20:05and i know the uh good-looking women out there say yay

01:20:09oh come on i know there's good-looking women out there let me hear you say yay

01:20:14let me hear all the horny women in the audience say yay

01:20:18wow i knew you were out there

01:20:22now you hear that guys let me hear all the studs in the audience say yay

01:20:26come on i didn't say the panties i said the studs

01:20:29and let me hear you say yay

01:20:31yay

01:20:32yay

01:20:34okay let's go

01:20:35i want

01:20:36to say

01:20:37act to me

01:20:37okay

01:20:38the

01:20:40shot

01:20:42is going

01:20:44around

01:20:46tonight

01:20:54all right

01:21:00stay out of

01:21:03now

01:21:06yeah

01:21:10if you don't have the money

01:21:12stay

01:21:13don't be

01:21:14knocking

01:21:15all right

01:21:16if you don't want to play in my fantasy

01:21:20stay out of

01:21:21now

01:21:22baby

01:21:23if you can't

01:21:24take me

01:21:26if you want it

01:21:27come on and take me this big

01:21:30satisfaction guarantee

01:21:32i'm a freezer

01:21:33i'm a freezer

01:21:34for you

01:21:34i need to go

01:21:35i ain't

01:21:36different

01:21:36what you say

01:21:37i do

01:21:38give me love

01:21:39and that's how

01:21:40about all

01:21:41i have a music book

01:21:42at least i

01:21:43shoot

01:21:43stay out of

01:21:46my bedroom

01:21:47thank you

01:21:48you can't take me

01:21:50stay out of

01:21:53Stay out of

01:21:56Y'all do you live

01:21:58Whistle, ha

01:22:00Hey, what can you do in the heat?

01:22:03If you come to my man

01:22:04To the heart of the heat

01:22:06I will pledge your man

01:22:07In the sharing of the heat

01:22:09I will touch your name

01:22:10No one else in the ring

01:22:12You won't remember

01:22:14Anybody

01:22:14If you want it

01:22:16I'm only dead

01:22:18If they purchase up

01:22:19For crying to me

01:22:20Don't be like it

01:22:23Oh my God

01:22:24Baby, you can get the heat

01:22:26Don't be teasing

01:22:28Through my head

01:22:30If you don't appreciate what you say

01:22:33Stay out of

01:22:35My baby

01:22:36Baby, you can get the heat

01:22:39Stay out of

01:22:42Stay out of

01:22:46Don't be like it

01:22:48With the hot stuff

01:22:48Baby, what can you do in the heat?

01:22:52Stay out of

01:22:53My baby

01:22:54Stay out of

01:22:57My baby

01:22:57Stay out of

01:22:59My baby

01:23:01Stay out of

01:23:01Good job

01:23:01Don't be like it

01:23:02Stay out of

01:23:06My baby

01:23:07Stay out of

01:23:09My baby

01:23:10Stay out of

01:23:12My baby

01:23:14Stay out of

01:23:15Baby, you can get the heat

01:23:43You can do a hell of a job

01:23:45You've signed with anybody

01:23:48I'll send you to the door for the taxi

01:23:49Okay

01:23:50I want to ask you something

01:23:52She ain't good

01:23:56You have

01:23:58Pass

01:24:03Oh

01:24:05What do you mean

01:24:06Poor Freddy?

01:24:06He can't help it

01:24:07If he's got a case for you

01:24:08Well, is it my fault?

01:24:09Yeah, kinda

01:24:10Why?

01:24:11Why?

01:24:12I mean, look at the way you're dressed

01:24:14What's the matter of the way I dress?

01:24:15Nothing except you look like a moving violation

01:24:19Well, when you shut up wearing pants, I can see a poster

01:24:21We got something broken down

01:24:23And a big snow

01:24:25There's so much

01:24:26It's got to be loved

01:24:26Say it with an accent

01:24:27It's got to be loved

01:24:33I'm your carry-on

01:24:33Kill the water

01:24:34Call up

01:24:35Rock

01:24:35Through the聽 God

01:24:36The Steph

01:24:37I will dance my heart

01:24:39And the funk

01:24:42When you're hoop

01:24:43When you don't go

01:24:43fact

01:24:44I'm your comfort

01:24:45In a way

01:24:46I'm your comfort

01:24:47It's a city

01:24:48How theётся

01:24:49I'll shut you

01:24:49I'll be there

01:24:50Was that worse

01:24:52I'll end with that road

01:24:53This is around

01:24:53That rug

01:24:54It's the carpet

01:24:55See that

01:24:55I'll get me

01:24:55You've got me

01:24:56I'm your Terry

01:24:57doesn't

01:24:57You've got me

01:24:58The carrier cable.

01:25:00Oh, and I will lay you down beside you.

01:25:03I will hold and satisfy you.

01:25:05I'll protect and love and guide you.

01:25:07Oh, I'll be there.

01:25:10I'm going to be there.

01:25:11And I'm going to be there.

01:25:13I'm going to say that.

01:25:13I'm going to be there.

01:25:16I'm going to be there.

01:25:16I'm going to rock you, girl.

01:25:17But I'll be there.

01:25:18And I'm going to rock you.

01:25:20Rock you like a cradle.

01:25:22I'm going to hold you.

01:25:22Hold you like a baby.

01:25:23I'm going to rock you.

01:25:24Touch you like a baby.

01:25:26Make your heart a little bit.

01:25:27I'll beat it.

01:25:29I'll beat it.

01:25:30It doesn't matter.

01:25:31You know, you don't need it.

01:25:32I'll beat it.

01:25:32You know, you don't need it.

01:25:34Don't be there.

01:25:35Take it out.

01:25:36And it doesn't matter.

01:25:36I'm going to beat it.

01:25:39It's like you don't know,

01:25:40I'll beat it.

01:25:41Everybody's just a tenth.

01:25:42I'll beat it.

01:25:43Nothing happens.

01:25:44No하면.

01:25:45I'll beat it.

01:25:47I'm going to beat it.

01:25:50I'll beat it.

01:25:53Whatever it comes.

01:25:54I'll beat it.

01:26:26Everything's gonna be alright

01:26:28Everything's gonna be alright

01:26:32Everything's gonna be alright

01:26:34Everything's gonna be alright

01:26:36Everything's gonna be alright

01:26:38Everything's gonna be alright

01:26:41Everything's gonna be alright

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