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00:00Hey guys, it's Ahmed Harderline here, and today we're going to do a fourth
00:05triple-feature DVD opening requested by Paul Joseph and Michael. We're going to do
00:11the 2005 DVD of Madagascar, the 2005 DVD of The Office Season 1,
00:23and the 2022 DVD of Marry Me. We're going to do Madagascar first since it's
00:31already in the DVD player. Here's the opening to the 2005 DVD of Madagascar.
01:31Coming soon to theaters.
01:52I'm here to talk about DreamWorks Animation's new movie called Over the Hedge.
01:56We have scenes to share with you in various stages of animation.
02:00Over the Hedge, it's about a bunch of woodland creatures who wake up from five months of winter hibernation
02:05to discover a giant hedge running right through the middle of their forest.
02:09And on the other side of it, a hundred brand new homes.
02:12Now, they totally freak out, worrying about how they'll survive when along comes RJ.
02:17Now, RJ is this super cool raccoon, and he is played by none other than the big action star Bruce
02:24Willis.
02:26Yeah, yeah, I know.
02:28Bruce has been in the studio all week, courting some very funny lines that, um, well, why don't I let
02:33him explain.
02:33Bruce, bet you're really excited.
02:35Hey, I'm excited, I'm very excited, okay? My voice is coming out of a furry, computer-generated raccoon.
02:41You, my friend, are a natural.
02:43So here's how this whole thing works. I say a funny line in here, like this.
02:47Now listen, champ. What we're going for here is a vicious, man-eating rabbit squirrel.
02:52And the directors take it over to the sketch artists.
02:54And then they take it to the animation wizards, and it comes out just like this.
02:58What we're going for here is a vicious, man-eating rabbit squirrel. Can you handle that?
03:03It's pretty cool, right?
03:05That's Bruce Willis. I was talking to Bruce Willis.
03:08Wow.
03:09Okay, then there's Vern.
03:11We want nothing to do with anything that's over that hedge.
03:14Voiced by Gary Shandling, Vern's the leader of all the animals in the forest.
03:19Now, everyone likes Vern, but he's a little cautious, a little slow.
03:23So everyone's just starting to adjust to life in the suburbs, when suddenly, RJ gets his big idea.
03:30RJ sees a treasure of goodies to be had from his unsuspecting new neighbors,
03:35and convinces his reluctant pals to join him on his mission.
03:39Clearly, the guy has seen too many spy movies.
03:42Lucky for him, he's got a lot of animal friends in this movie.
03:45Like Stella the Skunk, played by the always funny Wanda Sykes.
03:48Why'd you let him sneak up on me like that, Vern? I was this close.
03:52And Ozzy the opossum, played by William Shatner.
03:55I play an opossum.
03:58Must move toward the light.
04:00And there's Ozzy's teenage daughter, played by Avril Lavigne.
04:04Penny and Lou are played by the wonderfully funny Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara.
04:08They have their hands full with porcupine triplets.
04:10Shape up there.
04:12And the irrepressible squirrel, Hammy, is played by none other than me.
04:17Dig a hole! Bury it! Take it out! Bury it somewhere else!
04:20Forget where it is!
04:21I am adorable.
04:23Well, that's all we're gonna tell you right now,
04:25because we're saving up a whole bunch of surprises.
04:28Ho ho ho ho!
04:29So, from the whole gang...
04:30Excuse me.
04:31...and Hammy, we'll see you over the hedge.
04:34Right?
04:35Anything else from you, Hammy?
04:36Oh, I can burp my ABCs!
04:38ABCs.
04:39Well, like I was saying, from me and Hammy and all the other guys,
04:43we'll see you over the hedge.
04:45Over the hedge.
04:46It may be your backyard, but it's their world.
04:50What?
04:57Coming soon to DVD.
05:06In 2000, they answered the question,
05:10What do chickens do when no one is watching?
05:18Now, the creators of Chicken Run are back,
05:21with the pair that started it all.
05:23Wallace and Gromit.
05:30Gromit, old pal.
05:32I'll need assistance.
05:35Ow!
05:36One's an inventor.
05:38Just a bit of harmless brain alteration.
05:41That's all.
05:41Who never says die.
05:43Full suction.
05:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
05:49Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
05:49Is his dog.
05:50Who never says anything.
05:55They've made gadgets.
05:58They've made contraptions.
06:04And they've made a movie.
06:07From Dreamworks and Aardman Studios.
06:11Get ready for action.
06:15Suspense.
06:20Mystery.
06:21Uh oh.
06:25And the vegetables.
06:27I have the most terrible rabbit problem.
06:30How on earth would they ever catch such a big rabbit?
06:34Oh, come on, Gromit. A bit more alluring.
06:39Time Magazine Raves is the flat-out funniest movie in dog's years.
06:45Wallace and Gromit, the curse of the were-rabbit.
06:53Wallace and Gromit look funny to me.
07:04...
07:06...
07:09...
07:14...
07:21Curious what great sound comes from?
07:24...
07:25...
07:25...
07:28...
07:46Oh, my God.
07:59This is the same warning they use, this is the same warning they use, this is the same
08:08FBI anti-piracy warning just like they use on Disney DVDs.
08:15Some of the DreamWorks DVDs use that, as well as Disney DVDs.
08:40Sorry about that, I would, I just got, I just sneezed.
09:04And that's it for the opening to Madagascar.
09:15The next opening we're going to do is The Office Season 1.
09:27Here's the opening to the 2005 DVD of The Office Season 1.
09:36Hold on, just got to make sure I close it properly, but oh well.
10:02END
10:03dan
10:23You may access the main menu at any time during the following previews.
10:34Watch Columbo detect the lies while solving the truth.
10:41McMillan is San Francisco's top cop with a wife that's got a nose for solving crime.
10:46Sally, you're a credit to my profession.
10:48McCloud, are you in trouble?
10:49No more than usual.
10:56Seems like they got it all figured out.
11:09Let's be happy in our work, Reed.
11:17Three more Bloody Marys here.
11:19But solves the crime.
11:20Really? Hey, that's great. That's marvelous.
11:23Angela Lansbury murdered the competition and wrote herself into the history books by staying the number one drama for nine
11:29straight years.
11:31How exciting.
11:31Own your favorite TV classics on DVD.
11:36Do you long for the slow pace of the simple life you once knew?
11:40How could you sleep, fly?
11:42Own the first three seasons of Northern Exposure on DVD.
11:45Relive the sometimes dramatic but always upbeat humor.
11:49Now, presenting season three, the most honored season of this award-winning series.
11:53Will you just smell me?
11:55Reunite with the quirky, endearing citizens of Sicily, Alaska in one of TV's most original and acclaimed series ever.
12:02Northern Exposure.
12:03All three seasons now available on DVD.
12:15All three seasons now available on DVD.
12:23that way.
12:33Thanks for listening.
12:36Sorry about that.
12:37I just sneezed.
12:40But anyways, that's it for the opening to The Office Season 1.
12:53And now for the last opening we're going to do is marry me.
12:58So here's the opening to the 2022 DVD of Marry Me.
13:50Who is she?
13:52That's Angel.
13:54The finest girl west of the Rockies.
13:56I have to meet her.
13:59I've got too many demons.
14:01I don't know how to love.
14:08You did not choose the life you have.
14:11But you can't choose the life you want.
14:16Redeeming love.
14:30You can't choose the life you want.
14:49You can't choose the life you want.
14:54I'm not going to choose the life you want.
15:34And that's it for the opening to marry me.
15:41And that's it for the fourth and that's it for the fourth triple feature DVD opening.
15:51So, this is AmitonLine, signing out.
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