00:00I'm done. I'm running away.
00:04You're four months old.
00:06I've seen this room enough. I need culture.
00:10Short trip.
00:11How short?
00:12An hour. Less if he gets fucky.
00:14Feed before we leave. Backup bottle. Extra layer. Quiet exit plan.
00:19You made a checklist for one hour outside?
00:22He's four months old. He doesn't get a vote.
00:25I absolutely have votes.
00:26Text if he hates it.
00:28Trust me. He'll tell the whole building.
00:31Avoid crowds, wind, and long hours.
00:35Perfect.
00:36We have a party today.
00:38We'll be home before dinner.
00:40If you don't want the party, say no.
00:42I'm not scared of a party.
00:44I didn't say you were.
00:46Good.
00:48I don't know what dinner is, but fine.
00:51Pops and Beepi party.
00:52You don't even know what a party is.
00:55You're coming.
00:57I'm the nanny.
01:04The Nancy's coming.
01:05Half that room will hear Nancy and stop listening.
01:08She is staff.
01:09That's not what I meant.
01:12The baby's coming.
01:14So yes.
01:16That was acceptable.
01:17I don't belong at parties like that.
01:19Leo belongs there.
01:21Leo goes nowhere without you.
01:24Nobody holds him without asking me.
01:26And anyone wearing heavy fragrance keeps their distance.
01:29And if someone gives you trouble?
01:30I know how to say no.
01:32I've noticed.
01:34Then we're covered.
01:36Mom, that's excessive.
01:39For you, maybe.
01:40I'm not wearing anything that changes why I'm there.
01:43It won't change why you're there.
01:45It may change who bothers you first.
01:47Deal.
01:49Finally, security.
01:51One more rule.
01:52If Leo gets overwhelmed, you leave.
01:54I don't care who gets offended.
01:56That rule I like.
01:59Oh, fuck.
02:03What?
02:04What?
02:04What?
02:14How are you doing?
02:17How do you do?
02:17How can I help?'
02:17What?
02:18Oh, fuck.
02:56I'll see you next time.
03:25I'll see you next time.
03:40I'll see you next time.
04:20I'll see you next time.
04:27I'm not hurting him.
04:29He doesn't have to be hurt to be overwhelmed.
04:31You're embarrassing Rose over nothing.
04:33Then Rose can tell me.
04:35Excellent answer.
04:36You're being dramatic.
04:38You can't keep him from everyone.
04:40I'm keeping everyone from crowding him.
04:43Crowds and fragrance overwhelm him.
04:45I'm not risking it.
04:47Ryan, tell her he's fine.
04:49Is he fine?
04:50Not with everyone crowding him.
04:52Then give him space.
04:53You're really taking orders from the nanny?
04:56No.
04:56I'm listening to the person who's actually watching my son.
04:59I had it handled.
05:00I noticed.
05:02I noticed.
05:06Good.
05:07Guard the perimeter.
05:09Yes, sir.
05:11Who exactly are you?
05:16She's just the nanny.
05:18Then act like one.
05:21Her place is holding me.
05:23Yours is farther away.
05:25My job is keeping him safe.
05:27You work for this family.
05:29Exactly.
05:30I work for the baby.
05:33Leo's care is Mia's decision.
05:35If she says no, it's no.
05:37Then let his family decide.
05:39I just did.
05:41You agree with this?
05:44I agree he wants space.
05:46From one nanny's opinion?
05:47From what my son is doing.
05:50Grandma's useful today.
05:52You okay?
05:53Look at him.
05:53He looks fine.
05:55Then I'm fine.
05:56Liar.
05:57Fine.
05:58Then explain this.
05:59Every mother here uses it.
06:01I'm not reviewing the brand.
06:02I'm watching him.
06:05Nope.
06:06He just doesn't like strangers.
06:07Then let's test that.
06:08Close it.
06:09Step back.
06:10You're giving me orders now?
06:11I'm giving you a test.
06:14That's an answer.
06:16One reaction doesn't make the product bad.
06:18I didn't say it was bad.
06:19I said it isn't right for him.
06:23Mine does that too.
06:24Mine does that too.
06:25những potential ads are coming from Kate.
06:25Let's go.
06:29Let's go.
06:38Let's go.
06:42Let's go.
06:43Let's go.
06:45Let's go.
06:47Let's go.
06:51Let's go.
06:52Let's go.
07:53I don't even know what's helping.
07:56That part we can fix.
07:58So I made it worse?
07:59You were trying to help.
08:00But if you change everything at once, you won't know what helped.
08:04Can you write down exactly what I should use?
08:07I can help you simplify it.
08:09I can't treat the rash.
08:10That's for your pediatrician.
08:11There.
08:13Start fragrance-free.
08:16Change one thing at a time.
08:19Start simple.
08:20Watch what changes.
08:22How long?
08:23Long enough to know what changed before you change something else.
08:27Finally, one experiment at a time.
08:30I wish someone sold this stuff without making me feel like I need a chemistry degree.
08:35Where did you learn all this?
08:41Where did you learn all this?
08:43You're asking her?
08:45She's a nanny, not a pediatrician.
08:47You're really telling her what to put on a rash?
08:50No.
08:52That's exactly what I'm not doing.
08:54I'm not a doctor.
08:55I don't diagnose babies.
08:57Then what can you tell me?
08:59What I can see.
09:00Every bottle you brought has fragrance, and his rash keeps coming back.
09:04Then simplify.
09:05One change at a time.
09:07Ask your pediatrician what to stop first.
09:09That's just common sense.
09:12Then why are five expensive bottles still on the table?
09:16So, you don't think I need something more expensive?
09:19Expensive and gentle are two different things.
09:22Tell you learn from me.
09:24Babies tell you a lot before they can speak.
09:28You've been standing here for an hour.
09:30I'm working.
09:31You're also allowed to breathe.
09:33Subtle.
09:34Very subtle.
09:35If someone made what you're describing, simple, fragrance-free, easy to track, I'd buy it today.
09:45If you turn this into a kit, I'll buy it today.
09:47Me too.
09:48How much?
09:50I don't know yet.
09:51You don't know the price?
09:53Not yet.
09:54I need to know what I can actually sell and stand behind.
09:58Two hundred dollars.
10:01That's either nothing or a start.
10:05Want a driver tomorrow?
10:07Or money?
10:08A driver, maybe.
10:09Money?
10:10No.
10:10This part starts with my money.
10:14You know, it's midnight.
10:16Apparently starting one means I don't sleep.
10:20Start with what they need, then make the numbers work.
10:23That's easy for a billionaire to say.
10:25Fair.
10:27And if Honest doesn't sell?
10:29Then at least it'll fail on your terms.
10:32This part needs to be mine.
10:34Then make it yours.
10:35Please make it quieter.
10:37I'd like to open a wholesale account.
10:40Minimum opening order is $5,000.
10:43Minimum opening order is $5,000.
