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From ShamWow and The Clapper to Flex Tape, the Shake Weight, and even a toilet golf game, this review puts a stack of famous as seen on TV products to the test. The reactions are half genuine surprise, half disbelief, as each gadget gets a real-world tryout to see whether it actually works or just feels like an infomercial scam.
Along the way, the video checks out the Perfect Smile veneers, Slap Chop, Thigh Master, George Foreman Grill, Dream Tent, Ruby Sliders, Flippies, OxyClean, Snuggie, Ginsu knives, hamper basketball, Chia Pet, Life Alert, and more. Some products earn a buy, some get a pass, and a few become instant jokes, which makes it a fast-paced comedy review of classic late-night TV gadgets and household inventions.
It’s a fun mix of product testing, infomercial parody, and nostalgia for old-school TV commercials, especially if you enjoy weird kitchen tools, home hacks, fitness gadgets, and viral retro products. The video leans into honest reactions, absurd demonstrations, and the kind of playful commentary that makes every item feel worth watching.
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00:00Today we will be reviewing every single as-seen-on-TV product, starting with the ShamWow.
00:05A regular towel doesn't work wet. This works wet or dry. This is for the house, the car, the boat.
00:11All right, so first let's do the test of on the table, because I think its real function is like
00:16it's an OP paper towel.
00:17Yeah.
00:18All right.
00:18Oh, that's thick.
00:20Yeah.
00:20Oh.
00:21I'm just going to use one side. I want to see how absorbent like a single side is.
00:24Yeah.
00:25All right, let's see.
00:26All right, now then the lift.
00:27And now do I just lift it up?
00:30Eh, it's not bad.
00:32Voila.
00:33Oh, that's sparkly.
00:35That's pretty clean.
00:36Yeah, there really isn't any residue.
00:38It did a decent job, so now let's test it if we just pour the liquid directly on it.
00:42Okay, so here's the creamer.
00:44All right, it's sitting nicely on top.
00:48Buffalo Bay, and then here's some of the Sprite.
00:51Now let's do the rest of the Sprite.
00:52Oh, okay.
00:54That actually might have helped in like kind of spreading it out.
00:56Now you're telling me when we lift this, there's going to be nothing underneath this.
01:00I would hope so.
01:02This, this.
01:03Sham wow, sham wow, sham win.
01:05Sham.
01:06Sham.
01:07Sham?
01:08Sham.
01:09It's, it's a sham.
01:10It's definitely a sham.
01:11I'd say, I'd say buy.
01:12I think it's a good companion with paper towels, depending on the kind of job you need.
01:16Do you know how much they were?
01:17Uh, I would hope.
01:19$25.
01:20No, I was going to say $15.
01:21$25.
01:22Oh, that's a sham then.
01:23It's a die, dude.
01:24Okay.
01:25Sham wow.
01:25Rescue.
01:25Sham wow.
01:26Don't buy.
01:27Next up, we have the Instant Smile Comfort Fit Teeth.
01:30Introducing Perfect Smile, the amazing removable, reusable veneer that instantly gives you the look of perfect teeth you'll be proud
01:37to smile about.
01:38So here's what a normal smile looks like.
01:40And this is what an enhanced smile looks like.
01:46This doesn't look too bad.
01:48Here, from far away, maybe it looks a little more natural.
01:51I sound like Mitch McConnell.
01:54Yeah, but they're easy to put on.
01:55It's hardened really quickly, so you can like take them off real easy, hopefully.
02:00You're stuck on that forever.
02:01Oh, God.
02:03Okay, wait, hold on, hold on.
02:04You have to run for office?
02:05Hold on, cowboy.
02:07I am wearing a permanent retainer behind my teeth, and I hope it didn't like snag on that.
02:14Yeah, there we go.
02:15Wow, yeah, not advisable if you have retainers.
02:18I'm running for office, buy or die.
02:19Oh, no, like for this, your polling rates are going to skyrocket for this, so please buy.
02:23And while you're working on your thighs, you can also work on your arms with the shake weight.
02:28Shake weight is the flab-busting breakthrough that trims your arms and shapes your shoulders at the same time.
02:34So the shake weight, I mean, probably one of the most popular infomercial products of all time.
02:38You just take it, and it is what it sounds like.
02:39You just shake the weight.
02:40You just do that.
02:41You just shake the weight, switch arms, different angles, whatever you got to do in front of you, behind you.
02:45It's a very standard, regular, and frequent motion that you're doing day to day anyway.
02:50I mean, I'll speak for myself, but I do this motion a few times a day.
02:54Yeah, no, it's helping to actually, you know, do this regularly.
02:57This is, I mean, it's a useful motion.
02:59You're absolutely right.
03:00Yeah.
03:00Whatever you got to do with it.
03:01So you could be, what, like brushing your teeth?
03:03Yep.
03:03That's definitely one of them.
03:05Shaking hands?
03:06Yeah.
03:06Oh, that's actually, I haven't seen that been used before.
03:11That's the shake weight, so I would say buy this product.
03:14I think it's definitely worth it.
03:15I'm working out those arms.
03:16It definitely helps stabilize your muscle.
03:18Toilet golf.
03:19Oh, no way!
03:20You can have more time to practice your putting with the Potty Putter,
03:24the amazing new toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting on the potty.
03:29So toilet golf, you put a felt thing right around the toilet seat.
03:32Boom, bop, and look at this.
03:34Whoa.
03:35On the short side, and then.
03:36Hey, you take care of real business.
03:39This next product is the Slap Chop.
03:41One slap, you got big chunks for stews.
03:43Two slaps, home fries in a second.
03:45And look at this.
03:45When you add a mushroom, the more you do it, the finer it gets you.
03:48You don't have to switch any blades.
03:49So this is one of my favorite infomercials I've ever watched in my life.
03:52I think because I believed it for the longest time.
03:54And then, I don't know why, like, this hasn't become more popularized,
03:58because I feel like it's a perfect solution to cutting your vegetables,
04:00especially if you don't really care about what they look like.
04:02Yeah, you just eat them in small little bits.
04:03Throw them in a salad.
04:04I think this does it.
04:05Yeah, so inside of here, you're supposed to put in the vegetables.
04:09We have a bunch of carrots on here, so we're going to put the carrots in the cup.
04:13All right, so there's no magic going on here.
04:15Put it in here, and then you're ready for it?
04:16Yeah, I'm ready.
04:17What are you expecting here?
04:18I'm expecting diced carrots.
04:23I'm not looking.
04:24Oh, no, you're going to turn it into powder.
04:28It's a lot of slaps.
04:29So you're telling me, I'm going to open this up,
04:31there's going to be cut carrots in here?
04:32You know, I don't know if your technique was right, but...
04:35Oh.
04:35Oh, my gosh.
04:37They just stuck to the bottom.
04:41What is this?
04:42It didn't cut up anything.
04:44I mean, maybe you were a little too, too, like...
04:45I was too choppy with it?
04:47Maybe.
04:47Like, I think you need to, like, give it a slap.
04:49There's no way.
04:52It's gunshots.
04:54Oh.
04:54Oh.
04:55You know what?
04:56You're absolutely right.
04:56So if you give this thing a good slap, then you go from carrot.
05:01Oh, okay.
05:02Yeah, that's looking pretty good.
05:03There's small pieces, large pieces.
05:05Yeah, give it a try.
05:06But pieces, nonetheless.
05:07Mince it?
05:07Hold on.
05:07Wait, let me put in a request.
05:09Okay.
05:09I'm looking for soup, and I just have a really...
05:13I have an allergy.
05:13I can't have, like, big carrots.
05:16So I'd need, like, really minced up carrots if you could do that.
05:18I don't know if that's possible.
05:19No, absolutely.
05:19My child has the same condition, so...
05:21Yeah, yeah.
05:22Right away, sir.
05:22Okay, thank you.
05:23This is how I do it.
05:31Your carrots, sir.
05:32Ah!
05:33Okay, I guess it passes.
05:34Yeah.
05:35There's a few big pieces, but...
05:37There we go, so that's the Slap Chop.
05:37You'll survive.
05:38Slap Chop, buy or die?
05:40Die.
05:40Die.
05:41Now we have the Thigh Master.
05:43Every single time you squeeze Thigh Master, you strengthen and tone right where you need it.
05:47So the Thigh Master is meant to work out your legs, so if you're just sitting watching this video, for
05:51instance,
05:51and you want to start working out, but you don't have the motivation to do so, for $6.99, you
05:55can buy yourself the Thigh Master.
05:56You put this hinge right where your thing is, and then you just do a little bit of...
05:59Yeah, a little bit of work.
06:00There you go, your Thigh Master right there.
06:02That's all it is, just a little bit of squeeze or technique.
06:05Yeah.
06:05Yeah, no, this is great for those folks working from home as well.
06:09You can even sleep like this.
06:10Oh, yeah, you just build in the muscle memory.
06:12It's like listening to classical music when you're sleeping.
06:14You're just training your brain like this.
06:15You're just training your thighs.
06:16You could also use it for chest.
06:18If you want to do some flies while you're sitting here, do a little DK clap.
06:21Yeah.
06:21Oh, there we go.
06:22A little bit of resistance.
06:24Oh, yeah.
06:24Oh, some shoulders.
06:26Oh, shoulder flies.
06:28So you can do basically any workout with them.
06:30Honestly, yeah, you could work out everything.
06:31Next up is the George Foreman Grill.
06:34Chicken.
06:35Yeah.
06:36Potato wedges.
06:37Uh-huh.
06:37Steak.
06:38Sure.
06:39Paninis.
06:39Easy.
06:40Salmon.
06:41My speciality.
06:42Um, vegetables.
06:43Naturally.
06:43From frozen.
06:44You bet.
06:45So I think this is the best-selling as-seen-on-TV product ever.
06:49I was looking it up.
06:49George Foreman, if you don't know who he is, he is a retired boxer and he turned into a grill
06:54maker because one day he was just tired of going outside and putting on the propane and making his own
06:59meats.
06:59He said, why can't we just plug this into the wall?
07:01And boy, was he onto something.
07:02He was a true renaissance man.
07:04Because now in front of us, we have an electric grill, which you may be thinking to yourself, oh, Sam,
07:08I've seen this so many times in my life.
07:09Well, guess what?
07:10Know who started it?
07:11George Foreman.
07:12This man right here.
07:12Yeah.
07:13Respect your forefathers.
07:15We have a piece of chicken right here, very thinly cut.
07:18I'm not a believer in this product.
07:20Why not?
07:20I just don't think this is meant to work.
07:22It just doesn't seem, like, legitimate.
07:24You have to trust that the temperature it chooses for you is, like, perfect.
07:27All right?
07:27That's a good sign.
07:28Yeah.
07:29Oh!
07:30Oh, you can still keep going a little bit.
07:31There's some pink.
07:33Yeah.
07:33All right, we'll do a little bit of a press down.
07:35Oh.
07:36Oh.
07:37Okay.
07:38Oh, wow, look at that pink spot, like, just disappeared.
07:41That's really quick.
07:42It's definitely working.
07:43Yeah.
07:44It looks in good enough shape to eat.
07:45I would trust this, right?
07:46I like the color on that, yeah.
07:47Let me cut this bad boy open.
07:49Pretty decently cooked.
07:50It's a little undercooked.
07:51I kind of like my chicken a little more cooked, but it will suffice.
07:54It's definitely cooked.
07:55Yeah, no, it's cooked through.
07:56Okay, I'm going to give it a bite.
07:58I'd say this is actually good.
07:59Made from the George Foreman grill, the boxing master himself.
08:02Yeah.
08:03Cheers.
08:04It's chicken.
08:04It's all right.
08:05I'd say that this would work out.
08:07Next up, we have the dream tent.
08:11Introducing dream tents.
08:12All kids love tents, and now they can have their very own tent every night when they go
08:17to bed.
08:17So the dream tent is supposed to be a tent for anybody, so anybody can make a tent, because
08:21all you need to do is open it, and then it's supposed to pop up and then make a tent.
08:24Oh, that's cool.
08:25So I'm guessing it's blue and oh.
08:28So we have to pitch a tent.
08:29So they lied to us.
08:30I thought they were just going to automatically.
08:31This is definitely not an instant tent.
08:33Oh, I mean, it is kind of cool.
08:35They got a little night sky picture printed on the top.
08:44Oh, we just pitched a tent.
08:45Wow, look at that.
08:46Oh, well, okay.
08:46This isn't even sealed, though.
08:48What if it's, like, gusty?
08:50They did not bother to, like...
08:51Oh, yeah, your knees are getting a little...
08:52Oh, no.
08:53Yeah, this is actually...
08:54This is terrible for any wet grass.
08:57What the...
08:57This is not built for camping.
08:59Why not just put, like, a tarp down that's, like, waterproof?
09:02This is...
09:02They might as well just put, like, a ShamWow at the bottom.
09:04This is a clear money grab, unless it's supposed to be meant for indoors.
09:07Yeah, this is, like, an indoor tent.
09:09This is not, like, weatherproof by any means.
09:12If, uh...
09:14Yeah, this thing is kind of garbage.
09:16I would pass on the dream tent.
09:17No, yeah, pass on it.
09:18All right, here we have ruby sliders.
09:20Now there's ruby sliders.
09:22The new silicon chair leg covers that protect your floors, prevent scratching, and slide with ease without all the noise.
09:29So here are the ruby sliders right here.
09:30So it's a nice little plastic jelly sort of thing.
09:33So if you don't want to slide furniture on the floor, then look no further than ruby sliders.
09:38So you just slide these suckers right on.
09:40Yeah, they're not the prettiest looking thing.
09:42Oh.
09:42So it doesn't prevent it from moving, but it's a safer slide on the floor because it uses felt on
09:47the bottom of it, I believe.
09:48Yeah.
09:48Oh, it's a little bit...
09:49It's fun.
09:49Oh, my God, look, you're sliding it to me.
09:50Oh, okay, okay.
09:50It's like, what, shuffleboard, but with...
09:52Yeah.
09:53Oh, I like that.
09:54Okay, that's kind of fun.
09:55Oh, wait, let's do a split.
09:57Oh.
09:59So if you're cleaning your floors or something, it's, like, really easy to maneuver items away.
10:03All right, yeah.
10:04No, that's a buy for sure.
10:06So here we have the flippies.
10:07Just step around, jump around, or dance around, and watch them flip and flop every time you walk around.
10:13All right, so, I mean, they're a little small.
10:15I got these in kid's size.
10:16I thought it was in men's size, but I guess they don't make these for men.
10:19What's cool about these is you can interact with the sneakers.
10:22So you can see the dog ears going up and down.
10:25Oh, I love that.
10:26So if I was a little kid, I'd be playing with these.
10:28Look at that.
10:28Look at all that flapping.
10:29No CGI here.
10:30Huh.
10:31What is, like, what is the mechanism?
10:33I don't know.
10:34It's kind of amazing.
10:34So is it every step you're taking?
10:36Let's check.
10:37Oh, yeah, yeah.
10:37Walk down the catwalk here.
10:41It's every single step.
10:42I would say the Flippies is an absolute buy.
10:44Absolutely.
10:45Get that.
10:46Straight cop.
10:47Next up, we have the clapper.
10:50Let your appliances turn on and off just by clapping.
10:53Clap on the music.
10:56It's easy.
10:57This one's pretty straightforward.
10:58So you plug a device into the clapper and then you just clap and it goes on and you clap
11:03and it goes off.
11:04But let's not give it credit until it actually works.
11:06Yeah, we got to do the, we got to do the buy or die.
11:08All right.
11:09So we just plugged in the clapper.
11:10So let's see if this works.
11:11You do the honors.
11:12All right.
11:13Here we go.
11:16Oh, I did not expect that to work.
11:18There was a little bit of a delay, but it worked.
11:21But if it turns on, let's see if it turns off.
11:25Uh-oh.
11:26Let me try again.
11:29Oh, I'm not a fan of that.
11:31Wait, hold on.
11:31That's fun.
11:32How sensitive is it to claps?
11:33Like what if I snapped?
11:35Wow.
11:36Or a knock?
11:38No.
11:39What if you're close to it?
11:40Does it become more sensitive?
11:41I'm guessing.
11:42Is it quicker?
11:44Okay.
11:45What if you slap like sandals together?
11:48Oh, okay.
11:49If you got meaty sandal hands.
11:51Yeah.
11:51I'd say for $8, everybody shatters in their home.
11:54Why not?
11:54I think so.
11:55If you don't mind clapping, maybe once or twice, maybe three times.
11:58If it's a stretch.
11:59Billy May's OxyClean here.
12:01Making tough stains disappear like magic without fading or bleeding the colors.
12:07So I don't think you're supposed to handle these completely by hand.
12:10So we're going to be as safe as we can with it.
12:11But what we're going to do is we're going to pour some OxyClean into here.
12:14We're going to dirty up a ShamWow to see if the OxyClean can clean the ShamWow.
12:18It's like a little collab of infomercial products.
12:20Look at that.
12:21So let's put some ketchup on you.
12:24Oh, ew.
12:25Yeah, that's worked in there.
12:26It's got red 40 everywhere.
12:28Yep.
12:28All right.
12:28And we're going to drop a couple of these Oxy's in here.
12:31OxyClean.
12:31I think just one, right?
12:32Just one?
12:32Yeah.
12:33It's a small bowl.
12:34You don't want double power?
12:36Do we want to get...
12:37We want to double it up?
12:39Oh, no!
12:41Full Oxy now.
12:42The triple threat.
12:43Oh, they're opening up.
12:44So it's starting to release.
12:45I guess it's like the heat.
12:46Do you want to see the craziest thing of your life?
12:48Okay.
12:49Okay.
12:49No!
12:50No, no, no, no.
12:51What?
12:51It's completely gone.
12:53Where'd it go?
12:53Wait, I'm surprised this worked.
12:55Uh, wow.
12:56There's not a...
12:56I don't see...
12:57Of ketchup on this.
12:58It's just orange now.
12:59There's no, like, sminge of red ketchup anywhere.
13:03OxyClean?
13:04Bye.
13:04No.
13:05Yeah, absolutely.
13:05Here we have Joyen Bubble Storm Super Shooters.
13:08Why blow one bubble when you can blow thousands?
13:11Its bubble blasting power comes from the multi-barrel design and rapid blasting motor.
13:15Here you have it right here, and then on the bottom is where you input the
13:18ammo.
13:18Yeah.
13:18In this case, it's bubble solution.
13:20All right, we're locked and loaded.
13:22Oh!
13:23Wait.
13:23Oh, that's so fun.
13:24Oh, there we go.
13:25Wow.
13:25Wait, what if we combine this?
13:26This is magical.
13:27Oh, that's turbulent right there.
13:29Jeez, look at all the bubbles.
13:32Oh, that...
13:33This is actually kind of fun.
13:34Oh, this is very fun.
13:35I see why kids play with them.
13:36Your neighbors are going to be so confused.
13:38I know.
13:38I would get my kid this.
13:39This is enchanting.
13:40Yeah, this is wonderful.
13:41Buy.
13:42Buy this, please.
13:43All ages.
13:44This one's an absolute classic.
13:45The Snuggie.
13:46There's the Snuggie, the blanket that has sleeves.
13:49The Snuggie keeps you totally warm and gives you the freedom to use your hands.
13:53All right, so here we go.
13:55I believe my arms go through here.
13:57Yeah, it's like a reverse robe.
13:59Looks like a Grimace warlock shaman.
14:02Yeah, I feel like Grimace or Muck or the Teletubby.
14:05Cuddle up like this.
14:06What's the difference between this and a blanket?
14:08Is it just simply these arm sleeves?
14:10I think it's the arms and like you can snack and, you know, use the remote and all that
14:14stuff and stay like always covered.
14:16So like that's the convenience.
14:17Oh, I guess.
14:18But then I'm more likely to spill stuff on it.
14:21Well, it protects your clothes.
14:22It's also not even that comfortable.
14:23I'd say this is not that comfortable.
14:25I would pass on the Snuggie.
14:26The reason we have the cutting board is because now we're looking at the Ginsu knife set.
14:29It'll cut through a branch and still remain razor sharp, cut a nail, and still go through
14:35pineapple like this.
14:36Okay, so these apparently, forever sharp promise, we'll put that to the test.
14:40And it looks like that they're very easy to use and that they can chop through anything
14:44it says.
14:45Really?
14:45Really anything.
14:46All right.
14:47Let's see about that.
14:47You can't chop through your own packaging.
14:49So it looks like just a classic knife.
14:51It's serrated.
14:52It's honestly not super sharp by touch.
14:55The point of it also, it's like a butter knife.
14:57Yeah, no, this wouldn't pass in London.
15:00The first test is going to be just a carrot, which it's already struggling.
15:03Oh, I don't like that speed.
15:05It's a little slow.
15:06A little slow to cut a carrot.
15:07You'd think a little bit quicker.
15:08Hi-ya!
15:09Okay, maybe it's my fault.
15:10Maybe I should be putting more force into it.
15:11Now at that point, I feel like you're chopping.
15:13You're not slicing through.
15:15Hand me the ShamWow.
15:16Oh, yeah.
15:17I think it's going to actually do pretty well since it's serrated.
15:19So there you can kind of hack through it.
15:21Okay, so let's see if we can cut through this sh-
15:23Oh!
15:24It's like bread.
15:25You think it could cut through cardboard?
15:27It better.
15:27Oh, yeah.
15:29That's not bad at all.
15:30All right, so Ginsu Knife, bye.
15:31Maybe.
15:32I guess.
15:32How much were these?
15:33Like 10 bucks.
15:3410 bucks for s-
15:35Okay.
15:35It's a good steal, but I'm sure Amazon Basics makes better ones.
15:39Here we have Hamper Hoops.
15:40All-Star Basketball Hoop and Hamper by Wham-O.
15:43He shoots, he scores.
15:45And mom, so do you.
15:46All right, so Hamper Hoops, it's just a laundry basket, but you could have fun with it.
15:50So you could like shoot your laundry into the basketball hoop.
15:52Kind of revolutionary for little boys.
15:54They love shooting and dunking and doing their thing.
15:56So why not put your laundry away while you're at it?
15:58So we're going to take this Snuggie, which might actually be too big.
16:00So this might not be an item that's kind of worth putting in.
16:03But, oh, very fun.
16:05What else do I got?
16:06What else?
16:07You know, got some socks.
16:08Oh, socks.
16:08That's a good candidate.
16:10Hey.
16:10Hey, almost.
16:13Hey.
16:14Oh, okay.
16:15I'm having fun.
16:15I'm having fun.
16:16Here you go.
16:16That's good.
16:17It's a good, jolly time.
16:18Yeah.
16:19All right.
16:19Hey, you're still motivated to pick up, clean your stuff.
16:22Kind of reshoot even if you miss.
16:23Got the flippers.
16:25No.
16:26Oh, under the leg.
16:28That's straight in.
16:29One more time.
16:29You thought that was cool?
16:30Half court shot.
16:32All right.
16:32Let's see it.
16:34Woo!
16:35All right.
16:37Yeah, boy.
16:38That's the most fun I've had with laundry in probably my entire life.
16:41So I would say buy this.
16:43It's a fun thing.
16:43Put it on your kids.
16:44If they're like 8 to 12, put it on their door.
16:46Slap it on.
16:46And you will have a clean room for your kids.
16:48Okay.
16:48So now we have the Star Shower Ultra 9.
16:51They have nine of these already.
16:53They made nine of these.
16:55Now with just one plug and one light, your home can go from dull to dazzling.
17:00All right.
17:00I've never actually seen this before.
17:01This is something that I'm new to.
17:03Have you used this before?
17:04Never used it, but you always got neighbors that are feeling just festive enough to just,
17:09you know, spray some lights against their house but not do any of the decorations.
17:13Oh, so it's like floodlights kind of.
17:15Yeah.
17:15It's like colored floodlights that make shapes.
17:17Oh, this thing looks illegal.
17:18It looks like a radar.
17:19All right.
17:20So it's plugged in.
17:21Okay.
17:22Three, two, one.
17:24Oh, it's working.
17:25Yeah.
17:26Don't look directly into it though.
17:27Oh, that's bright.
17:29How does Santa come into household?
17:30I know.
17:31This is like a security system.
17:33Jeez.
17:33Okay.
17:33Yeah.
17:34Oh, look at that.
17:34The couch.
17:35So the couch is white.
17:36So now you can see all the fun stuff happening to it.
17:38So I can put it blinking as well.
17:40There's like different modes.
17:41Oh, okay.
17:41I see.
17:41I could do motion.
17:43Different colors?
17:44It's only green and red.
17:45So here's red only.
17:46Now here's green only.
17:48And then this is both of them.
17:49And there's even stakes.
17:50So you can put it directly into the ground.
17:52Yeah.
17:52Or you can kill the vampires.
17:54True.
17:54Now you may be wondering why I'm barefoot.
17:56And boy, do I have a gift for you.
17:57The pet egg.
17:59Introducing the all new pet egg power.
18:01It gently buffs away calluses, dry or dead skin, and gets rid of rough patches in seconds.
18:06So the pet egg is used in salons across the world.
18:09This is, I think, the second best selling infomercial product ever.
18:12Because like I said, every nail salon now has it in it.
18:14You open it up and it's a cheese grater for your feet.
18:17So what I'm going to be doing is testing it on my calluses.
18:20So just to show, here's what my foot currently looks like.
18:23Look at that nasty, nasty callus ridden feet.
18:26And now we go to great town on it.
18:28Now I'm just going to grate away.
18:30Get a little parmesan action.
18:31Oh, there's some flakes.
18:34Early shedding.
18:35Now I do want to note that I am a frequent pedicure goer.
18:38And I got one two weeks ago.
18:39So it is limited.
18:40So I might be just grinding my actual skin.
18:43Because I'm not seeing too many calluses.
18:46Once you start seeing red, then I think it's time to stop.
18:50It's as clean as it'll ever be.
18:51Oh, look at that.
18:52It's a little glossy too, but I love that.
18:54Pet egg, I would definitely recommend buying.
18:56Now we have the flex tape.
18:57The super strong waterproof tape.
19:03All right, so flex tape is, as they say, strong rubberized waterproof tape.
19:07So this thing could tape up anything.
19:09How do you want to test this?
19:10I'd say to put it to the ultimate test,
19:12we're going to have to see if it can create like a watertight seal
19:15around something that would leak a lot.
19:17So like around a box.
19:18If we can make a box into like a bucket, a cardboard, yeah, like that.
19:22Let's fill this up.
19:23Yeah.
19:23All right, so here's the flexi tape.
19:25It is strong.
19:25It's got like gorilla glue on it or something.
19:27You see that?
19:28That is really wide.
19:29This is an adhesive.
19:30Yeah, it's quite big.
19:31So let's test it on this box.
19:32All right.
19:32All right.
19:33So let's just take, oh my.
19:35Oh no.
19:37It's like a human fly trap.
19:38Jeez.
19:39Okay.
19:39We're going to tape this box.
19:40Yeah, let's get those seams.
19:42Look at everything sticking.
19:44The scissors can't even cut through it without sticking.
19:47Okay.
19:47There's no way water gets through here.
19:49No, we're turning this into a plastic bucket basically.
19:51All right.
19:52Okay.
19:52So according to flex tape, this water should not penetrate through the tape, which means
19:56that this should technically hold this entire canister of water.
19:59Yep.
19:59So here we go.
20:00All right, let's do it.
20:02I mean, there are drops, but I'm pleasantly surprised.
20:06That's not.
20:07Not much.
20:07I mean, for literally a paper box.
20:10That held this entire thing pretty much.
20:12That's...
20:12That's a lot of water in there too.
20:13That's pretty good.
20:14Yeah.
20:14Look at that.
20:15Yeah, look at that.
20:16That is a bathtub in there.
20:17That's a real bath right there.
20:19Okay.
20:20It's holding.
20:20Flex tape might be a buy.
20:22Yeah.
20:22No, it works.
20:23Next up, we have Zoo Pals.
20:25Oink, oink, Zoo Pals.
20:28Buzz, buzz, Zoo Pals.
20:30This was always a treat when you had these.
20:31It was always fun.
20:32Invite some friends to a birthday party.
20:34Pass out some Zoo Pals.
20:35No, it really made eating fun.
20:37And that's actually the tag right there.
20:38Wow.
20:39Did you know?
20:39No, it's just, you get that vibe.
20:41It does.
20:42It makes eating fun.
20:43You're right.
20:43What's your favorite animal?
20:44I'm going to go with, and I hope they have it here, elephant.
20:47Okay.
20:47I like bears, but I feel like they're not included in this.
20:50Who would win?
20:50A bear or an elephant?
20:51I'd say an elephant would win.
20:53Off of sheer size.
20:54If we're talking like an African elephant.
20:55Yeah.
20:56Pig.
20:57Pig would die from a bear.
20:59These are like trading cards, you know?
21:00It's like in each one.
21:01Oh my God!
21:02Oh, that's rare.
21:03Wow.
21:04This is like pulling a shiny.
21:05Is that like a, it's a hologram, I think.
21:07Oh my, yeah, this is a kind of shiny.
21:09It's a kind of hollow, yeah.
21:09Look at that.
21:10Oh, that's a top tier pal right there.
21:12Theo.
21:12They even have names too.
21:13So here's Theo.
21:14This is a Curly.
21:15Here we have Domino, dog.
21:18We have Speckle, the ladybug right here.
21:20Oh, this is a cute one.
21:21Oh, that one might be my favorite so far.
21:23Baloo, which is the whale.
21:25Oh, we got the cow Cosmo with a K.
21:28Okay, very edgy.
21:29We have Puddles.
21:30That's a cute name for the duck.
21:31I'm not seeing an elephant.
21:32Ooh, we got Shelly, the turtle.
21:35And then we have Tina, the tiger.
21:36Now we're going to rank them in order of strength of animal, starting with the weakest.
21:41I mean, you just have to go ladybug here.
21:42Well, actually, yeah.
21:43Let's just do like a tier list.
21:44Okay, so ladybugs will be the weakest.
21:46Okay.
21:47I'm going to go, this is, you know what?
21:48I'm going to go with the frog.
21:50You have turtle right here.
21:51You don't think a turtle.
21:52No, no, a turtle has a shell.
21:54Like I would put, I would put them like, no, actually I'd put the duck, then the turtle.
21:58You think turtles are stronger?
21:59They have a defense system.
22:00I would put a pig after, because I would put a dog in front of a pig.
22:05Okay, fair, fair.
22:06And then I think it's only fair to put a cow after a dog, because I think a cow is
22:10too
22:10big for at least a medium to small size dog to take on.
22:13I feel like cows, bulls, they got rage.
22:16Ooh, yeah.
22:16No, we need to consider all genders.
22:18And then I think afterwards you have to go tiger, then bear, because I think a bear easily
22:22beats a tiger.
22:23And then we got home field advantage for the whale.
22:25It's who's beating a whale?
22:27Humans.
22:27Great white sharks can't even really do it.
22:29I think, are we the apex predator?
22:31Yeah, we are the apex predator.
22:32Yes.
22:32And with all that being said, Zoo Pals, buy or die.
22:35I'd say buy.
22:36I'd say buy.
22:36They're fun.
22:37Yeah, we just had five minutes of good fun just buying plates.
22:40Okay, so now we have ruby monkey magnets.
22:43Introducing ruby monkey magnets, the ultra-thin magnet plates that will keep your doors and
22:48drawers shut.
22:48So these ruby magnets can basically like stick between different surfaces.
22:52So let's go ahead and try it on this drawer right here.
22:56So here's two of these.
22:57And then it sticks together like so.
22:59So here's just between wood.
23:02I think, yeah, you maxed it out already.
23:05Is it unable to?
23:06Okay, so it can't go through about an inch's worth of wood.
23:09False advertiser.
23:10Oh, it has a, the signal's almost there.
23:13Wait, you feel something like some resistance?
23:14I feel like a little bit of resistance.
23:16I'm not sure if it needs to be like sandwiched between something.
23:19Like these little holes here, you have to screw it into like this like back part of
23:24it and then the front of the shelf.
23:26So this is here, the wall is here, and as they come closer, they.
23:32So this is an absolute waste of money because you have to buy screws and everything separately.
23:36You have to like basically plan things out.
23:38Yeah, this is not renter safe.
23:39I would not recommend, and also don't eat magnets.
23:41Yeah, they're not even that good.
23:43Our next infomercial product that was a real joy watching these commercials growing up,
23:47Chia Pet.
23:47There's a new pet.
23:48Ch-ch-ch-chia.
23:49Chia Pet, the pottery that grows.
23:52It's fun and easy.
23:53Oh, they even got the little chimes.
23:55Ch-ch-ch-chia.
23:56Yeah, ch-ch-ch-chia.
23:57They trademarked it and everything.
23:59Good for that.
23:59We're going to get striked for that.
24:01So Chia Pets are just basically interactive flowering plants.
24:05Yeah, it's like an animal-shaped pot, basically.
24:09Okay, so we have-
24:10Got the seeds here.
24:11Oh, it's the hedgehog.
24:12Where does it grow?
24:12I thought it would have like a bunch of little holes on it.
24:14Oh.
24:15Or is that because it's like terracotta that it's like, I think it's like porous.
24:18It's porous enough for things to emerge from it.
24:21Yeah.
24:21So there's only one big slot at the opening.
24:23And then as we've noted, it's terracotta on top.
24:26So it is porous, hopefully, to some degree.
24:28Otherwise, we just got scammed.
24:29All right, so I'm going to pour all of them in because we want a guy to have a really
24:32good head of hair.
24:33And then, what, we just put water in it?
24:34What's the next step after this?
24:35Yeah, let's see.
24:37Mix two teaspoons of chia seeds with two tablespoons of water in a separate container.
24:43Wait five minutes, then stir the seed mixture until you get a jam-like consistency.
24:47That's disgusting.
24:49Oh, yeah.
24:49I mean, like, oh, we skipped so many steps.
24:51Let's just put water in it.
24:53You know, it's a plant.
24:54Oh, wait, what?
24:55Yeah, I was wondering if we can get away with just like dumping the seeds in and like submerging it
24:59in water.
25:00But now I'm seeing here, after you take it out of the water, you let it like, I guess, dry
25:04for two to three minutes.
25:05Then apply a thin, even layer of seeds to the outside of the clay.
25:09Oh.
25:10So it's like a reverse self-watering plant pot.
25:15What's the other way around?
25:16So the water is on the inside and then the seeds are stuck on the outside because they're like sticky
25:22and slimy and jelly-like.
25:23So that's how it gets its like...
25:25So we got scammed.
25:27I mean, the instructions were here.
25:29So, I mean, I wonder what...
25:32What kid is going to know how to do this?
25:33If you're a kid and you're nine years old, you're not going to understand that you're supposed to put seeds
25:38on the terracotta of the hedgehog statue.
25:40Yeah, I mean, there's a hole here.
25:41You would think the hole in something like a pot or a vessel is like, oh, I put the seeds
25:45in there.
25:46Seeds plus water, right?
25:47Any human.
25:47Maybe we're not smart enough, I guess, to function...
25:49You have to think outside the pot.
25:52Die.
25:53This next product is ID Police, which is an identity protector.
25:56Get the ID Police, the new ink roller that encrypts all your old documents.
26:01So before you throw it out, just roll it on.
26:04So here's how it comes in.
26:06ID Police, it notes right on it.
26:08So it's...
26:08Oh, it's like a rolling stamp.
26:10Yeah.
26:10So let's say you buy a shake weight.
26:11You're a little ashamed that you're working out, trying to get into shape.
26:13You don't want your neighbors to see it.
26:15And so what you can do is...
26:16Here's the original packaging.
26:17Yep.
26:17You just take this bad boy and you just go all over it.
26:21And what you can do is just obscure any text...
26:24Yeah, it's working.
26:25...that's on the box.
26:26So it's literally like a rolling stamp.
26:29Yeah.
26:29What's it say on...
26:30It says police.
26:32Ice police?
26:32So it's basically just a marker.
26:35What's the difference between just peeling this off and or just using a marker to just go across it?
26:41I don't know.
26:42I mean, I guess if you use like a Sharpie, it might like bleed through and ruin the other side
26:46of the paper.
26:46What a garbage product.
26:48Yeah, what are you trying to hide anyway?
26:49So right here we have Life Alert, otherwise known as the digital doorbell.
26:53Why take chances with the lives of your loved ones?
26:55With Life Alert's 24-hour protection, you don't have to.
26:59All right, so there's two pieces to the Life Alert.
27:01You have the thing that plugs into the wall and then you have the SOS button, which you're supposed to
27:04click.
27:05And then it sends a signal to this device plugged in.
27:07We're going to test its range to see if I can actually get some help if I click on the
27:10button.
27:10So let's plug this into the wall right here.
27:14Ooh, that's loud.
27:15That's really loud.
27:16Okay.
27:17All right, so if I click the SOS button right here, then apparently that will go off.
27:22So let's see.
27:24All right.
27:25Yeah, you'll definitely hear that.
27:26Take this and then go as far as you possibly can.
27:29And then when I say ready, I'm going to click the SOS button.
27:33And then if you don't come in 10 seconds, I'm going to assume you didn't hear it and I'll be
27:36dead.
27:36Okay?
27:37Sounds good.
27:37Okay, here we go.
27:38I'm going to click it in three, two, one.
27:43Help me.
27:44Help me.
27:49Hey, who likes Fortnite?
27:51Who likes Fortnite?
27:53Which character is more famous?
27:56I think SpongeBob.
28:00Is he really not coming?
28:01All right, guys.
28:02I just died.
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28:07Peace.