00:00Everyone talks about the perks of having a dog, but what about the perks of being a
00:06dog who gets their very own tiny human? We did our best to think like a dog and
00:12here's how we think they'd freak them. Number five, free spa treatments.
00:18Hair brushing, constantly. Manicures, obviously. Massages, on demand. Oh what a
00:25life to live. Number four, personal space is over. I feel like toddlers and dogs
00:32have one major thing in common, absolutely no concept of personal space.
00:37And for a dog who wants to be touching you at all times, that's kind of like the
00:42perfect arrangement. Shadow doesn't have a toddler so once again I have to fill in.
00:46Oh my god he's sitting on me. Oh my goodness. Number three, there's always someone
00:51ready to play. You know that moment when the dog decides that it's time to play
00:56even though everyone else is busy? Oh, oh my god. That problem disappears when you
01:01have a toddler. Because apparently these two have the same exact amount of energy.
01:09Number two, you're someone's center of attention. News flash, dogs love attention.
01:15You know who's exactly the same? Toddlers. She follows you everywhere. She wants to do
01:20everything that you do. And somehow, she doesn't get tired of you. And number one,
01:26apparently the baby is yours too. This is where the relationship kind of flips.
01:31Because somewhere along the way, he goes from getting all that attention to being
01:36the one who takes care of her too. So yeah, turns out that having a tiny human is a
01:43pretty good deal for a dog. And now I feel like my dog is getting shortchanged.
01:46Isn't that right, babe?
01:50Psst.
